No More Sex For Size 8

Monday, 22 April 2013 12:53 , Written by 

Size 8 appeared on Straight Up for an interview discussing her newfound gospel status.

So far, the girl has been on a media trailblazing journey, telling people all the changes she has made to her life. Now in the latest, greatest twist of the tale, she has announced, "I regret losing my virginity. I believe the youth should abstain from sex."

Wow Size 8. How will all the men who have banged you feel about this sudden regret? So inconsiderate.

Jokes aside, now Size 8 says she will be practising secondary virginity, so no sex for her now until she finds THE ONE.


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