3rd July 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Today is a gloomy Wednesday morning and boy does the weather reflect yopur girlfriend’s mood! Bleurgh! I am a sun creature, this weather just kills my mojo! But luckily, if you’re like me then you already know I have the plan -to brigten up your otherwise gloomy humpday. And the plan is *drum roll* the top ten stories that have everyone talking:

 

#1. Developing Story: The Former GSU Officer Alleged To Be Tuju’s Wife’s Lover Found Dead!

#2. Kenyans Ruthlessly Mock Tuju! I Have To Admit That This Is Still Funny Though!

#3. With Obama’s Pro-Gay Stance And The Proliferation Of Homosexuality In The Entertainment Industry, An Angry Kenyan Tells Off Obama!

#4. Julie Gichuru Making Her Way Back To The Newsroom This Sunday

#5. Was Sauti Sol’s Chimano Beaten Till He Lost His Teeth? Find Out The Toothless Truth Here!

#6. GHAFLA EXCLUSIVE: Churchill Live Producer Clears the Air About “The Rotten Side Of Comedy”!

#7. Renowned Fashion Label, Prada, Casts The First Ever Black Model in Two Decades & She’s Kenyan!

#8. Cartoonist Gado Takes A Swipe At DP William Ruto

#9. Stuff You Never Knew About P-Unit’s Frasha

#10. Gospel Artist Accused Of Theft!

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