5 Reasons Why It’s Easier To Bang Female Celebrities Than Kawaida Chics

You might not have known this but most female celebrities suffer from not just dry spells but full blown droughts. I’m talking epidemics where pubic hair even fails to grow. I’m talking cobwebs in the punani because there has been no action in there for months,

Unlike their male counterparts who bang chics everywhere, female celebs get limited action. This translates to desperation. Yeah,,,they pretend to be classy and coated with attitude but deep within they want they ‘D’ so bad. Hitting on these ladies is actually easier than hitting on normal chics. I’ll tell you why

Most men in their circles are a$$holes

Cockiness goes hand-in-hand with money and power. It’s no secret that once a guy gets to the top, he changes and becomes an arrogant beast. These arrogant men are the ones in the same league as female celebrities. In as much as these ladies would love to date rich and famous men, they can’t because these high quality men don’t want to settle down with one powerful woman. They want a string of girls who will submit to them. Therein pops the female celeb’s dilemma. Maybe she has slept with one or two male celebs who just went on to brag about it rather than commit to her. What that famous singer or actress is really looking for now is a normal drama-free guy

Most guys are afraid of female celebs

Normal guys even those with a little status tend to consider female celebs as elite inapproachable women. There’s always the misconception that a female celebs will shoot your vibe down immediately after take off. A misconception is all it is. Female celebrities are desperate to be banged, They want men who will take good care of their hearts and bang them like Mandingo.

They lead busy lives

Due to their tight schedules, female celebs have less time for ‘kukatiana’. A normal chic can spend the whole day on Whatsapp sieving through hundreds of requests from guys and determining who she wants to be with. A female celeb doesn’t have that time. She would love to spend time choosing men but she just can’t fit that sort of activity in her schedule. It’s thus easier to hit on them when they are out having fun because during that time, they go all in and let loose

They want men they can control

Female celebs are used to being worshiped. Men who are in the same league as them can’t worship them. These ladies want a man they can control. They want a man who can avail himself any time his services are required. You could easily pretend to be such a man. All you do is smash her and ask no questions about why she hasn’t come home in two days.

They are not happy

People think that fame comes with happiness but it rarely does. Just like wealth, fame has it’s shit load of problems that sometimes, only love can conquer. Female celebrities live with worries ranging from relevance to unfair portrayals by the media. According to legendary seducers, a woman who is deep in melancholy is easier to seduce than a happy woman. If you follow such advice, you’ll realize that you actually have a better chance of bedding singers, actresses and radio presenters that Njeri shopkeeper in your estate.

About this writer:

Philip Etemesi