5 Things We Can Do With The Kshs 109,000 Wheelbarrow

The Bungoma governor tried so hard to prove that he wasn’t to blame for the purchase of the Sh 109,00 wheelbarrows that have now made news. He did a poor job at defending himself. In fact, he just looked like a kid trying to explain to their mum that they didn’t lick half of the sugar.

Like everyone else, it tried to imagine what the ‘special’ wheelbarrows can do and here’s what I came up with

Use it to make original songs for Octopizzo

Kibera bred rapper Octopzzo has disappointed his fans. I don’t understand how one single rapper can take the whole nation for fools. He just might have a way out though. A 109K wheelbarrow,, I am assuming it comes with studio equipment for Octopzzio to make original songs with. It must have. With it, he won’t have to lie to us about working with August ALsina and DJ Mustard.

Carry Corazon Kwamboka’s a$$ In it

Oh dear. Have you seen the way Corazon’s ass jiggles when she walks. It reminds me of the oceanic view of the waves when relaxing at the beach. Sometimes I feel it’s too heavy for her. Such a ‘pretty’ lady shouldn’t have to carry a load so huge by herself. She needs the assistance of the Bungoma wheelbarrow. Sponsors, it’s your time to step up

Protect Harambee Stars goal post with it

It’s worrying that Harambee Stars concede too many goals Every matchday, it’s the same old story –losses, losses, losses. It’s about time our national team employed a change in strategy. This includes seeking outside help and where else to turn to but the wheelbarrow. Place it near the goal post and opposing players will keep marveling at it instead of scoring goals

Navigate through Nairobi with the looming El Nino

Weather experts are saying EL Nino is coming. It sounds like doomsday. They are giving it so much hype like a hurricane. Maybe we need this ‘hurubaro’ to navigate Nairobi streets when the rains start. We don’t want to pay ‘Easy Coach’ and ‘Mash Poa’ fares just to go to Westlands.

Castrate Mugo Wa Wairimu and lock him in it for life

I am assuming the wheelbarrow is so good it comes with knives and a jail cell. Mugo Wa Wairimu should be castrated in it and locked up for life