Nonini and Other Kenyans Come Up with New Traffic Amendments

There has been so much frenzy about the revised traffic rules that took effect last weekend. So bad was the situation that Kenya was turned into a “walking” nation. So this morning, rapper Nonini decide alongside the Kenyan Online Community decides to throw some humour into the situation by coming up with the amendments to the Traffic Act.

Dubbed the #TraffickActKenyanAmendments, the topic soon started trending with KOT tweeting away hysterically. Take a look;

Probox overtaking a Range rover KSH. 500,000 or life imprisonment #TraffickActKenyanAmendments
when found driving a Vitz, your DL is confiscated and u sent to bring a letter from ur parents #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

If u are a man driving a Vitz, Thou Shall Not smile at a woman driving a Benz, a Range or even Walking! #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

If ur caught driving a veets n ur listening to Sauti Sol “RangeRover”, unanyanganywa veets unapewa kuku #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

Probox kuingia petrol station na kuitisha mafuta ya 100bob. . . Owner is fined 20000 on the spot #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

kusimama University way so you can drop ‘Miss Campus Diva‘ 50,000/- fine if you are old enough to be her father #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

Talking on phone while driving- iphone- 20K Ideos-15K Samsung-10K, Kabambe-unanyang’anywa gari unachwa na phone #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

ukishikwa overspeeding na radio inacheza ngoma ya e-sir “mosmos”fine ya ten k! #TraffickActKenyanAmendments

About this writer: