Caroline Mutoko reveals the myths and lies within the young’uns’ sex life

She is the iron lady in media and is known to be stern and straight forward in everything she does. Hot? Yes! Intelligent? That too. Judging from most of her activities, on and off air, you can clearly tell that she is also very concerned for the youth.

Caroline Mutoko just posted on her Facebook page what she terms as ‘The myths and lies Generation Y propagate as ways/means of having sex and not get pregnant’. I went through all of the myths on this list and I know this is all a serious matter, but I just couldn’t help but laugh out loud in the office. Check them out.

1. A girl cant get pregnant by having sex on top
2.if you stand up and jump the sperm will fall off
3.if you douche, urinate bath or shower after sex you will kill the sperm
4. If you swim after sex you will not get pregnant
5. If you sneeze for 15 consecutive minutes after sex you will not get pregnant
6. If you squeeze your navel area after sex, you will not get pregnant
7.if you think about pregnancy it will happen. If you don’t it wont
8. You will marry the first guy you have sex with.
9.if you have sex in a swimming pool or hot tub they will get confused and swim away
10. You will only get pregnant if you want to. If you don’t then you can’t
11. If you insert a lemon slice/lemon juice into your vagina after sex, it kills sperm – you won’t get pregnant.
12. If you sit in a basin of water for 30minutes you won’t get pregnant.
13. If you make a mixture of hot water and toss ya OMO and drink it
14. Take a stoney (yap the soft drink) before and after the act.

Do people really believe in these nonsense? I’m so cracked up right now. Thanks to Caroline Mutoko, you can now appreciate the value of contraceptives.