Top 5 Kenyan Celebrity Bad Boys
Over the weekend while at Blankets& Wine, i had the privilege of meeting a -shall we say female “fan”. Who admonished me for letting my hair grow till i look like a camel! Apparently i look handsome with short cropped hair but when it grows, not so much.
But aside from matters hair, we got the talking and she steered the conversation through various entertainment topics and i was glad to let her. Then we got to the last topic, bad boys in the Kenyan entertainment scene. And according to her Kenya lacks real clear cut bad boys save for Shaffie Weru whom she intimated she found irresistible. Awkward conversation that was for me. But it got me thinking… Who are Kenya’s bad boys?
Do they follow the simple rules of being successful in their field of work? Are they confident? Do they not care about what other people say about them? And finally do they have a bevy of hotties in their wake? If they do, they make Uncle Chim’s list.
#5. DJ Creme
Talk about brass cojones! This lad has photos of him enjoying a blunt and zero uhm… this word rhymes with luck but starts with an “F”… were given that day. Add to that the interesting fact that he dated the beautiful Avril but opted not to wife her and moved on to the next like a boss (take notes GKon -move on blad!) adds alot to his bad boy meter. And he is what every bad boy should be, successful in his field.
<image courtesy of Susan Wong>
#4. Shappaman
This lad has confidence by the boatload. How else can you pull a “Shabba Ranks” off with no one questioning your taste in fashion? He clearly doesn’t spend his days crying in the toilet because of what your opinion of him is, he does what he wants when he want! He almost always has a bevy of beauties around him when i see him and in that regard he is a man after my heart. even the way he raps seems to sneer at you. What’s not to like?
#3. Ian Mugoya
this lad is arrogant. I have friends who know him who say he’s actually pretty decent but whenever i see him, he seems to be sneering. He rubs everyone the wrong way it seems but he makes no excuses for that fact and i love that about him. In that regard he and i are alike. His douchebag qualities notwithstanding, he still gets the lasses. Another quality he and i share.
What’s more, from what some of my female friends say, he is apparently “hot”. I will however admit that his abs are amazing. He is quite the physical specimen -NO HOMO! And that cocky smirk he often flashes the camera either implies that he knows he looks good or that he couldn’t be bothered to flash a full smile.
#2. Bamzigi
Woah! This one is quite the confident lad! He has found the line between confidence and arrogance to the point that when he’s being arrogant, it’s endearing. And he is uber intelligent. Spent an afternoon trading barbs and one liners with him and Nick Mutuma and i was sorely beaten! Funny lad this!
And Bamzigi does what he wants when he wants damn the consequences; like drinking on air. Who else does this? He’s clearly the chap they had in mind when they spoke about brass cojones.
#1. Shaffie Weru
Problem? Thought not. I just have one question… how does someone involved with 2 lasses at the same time have the time to always look so fresh? This lad is the king of cool! He always looks dapper, has beauties in tow and he couldn’t care less what you think about the weather because that doesn’t affect his rate of cool. Nuff sed!
