10 Breeds Of Ladies You Should Avoid At All Costs. Caroline Mutoko Leads The Way And Number 6 Is The Female Version Of Hitler (Photos)

Call them the ultimate alpha females, some are so fierce that they scare the living daylights out of the very men boasting of having the highest concentration of testosterone.

This list illuminates ladies’ whose actions and characters have earned them hatred and apprehension in the eyes of many, especially men. They are living examples why men should avoid their kind.

                                                                                1. Laura Akunga

The lady became a celebrity overnight. The moment she hit the internet with her declaration of love, boom! She became a sensation.

But Laura is the kind of woman you should avoid. I mean there is nothing wrong with a lady buying her sweetheart a Kes 10 million Toyota Landcruiser. But when you climb to the roof of KICC and shout for everyone to hear what you just did, then there is a BIG problem.

She made the whole world know her man was just a toy, probably she is the one calling shots in their marriage! Avoid such kind of ladies less you are comfortable with your dirty linen getting aired out in public!

                                                                                      2. Laura Oyier

She was baptized ‘the Intercontinental lady aka serial bill defaulter’ the moment she popped up with her share of controversies. Apparently she has a knack for not paying hotels’ bills, not just any kind of hotels, high-end ones.

I hear Intercontinental and Villa Rosa Kempinski have blacklisted her after she tried to sneak out without settling her bills.

If Laura is your boo, she is the kind of a lady that will steal your ATM cards, check in a ritzy hotel, squander your money and when she runs out of it, she calls you to bail her out.

Avoid her kind!

                                                                                3. Vera Sidika

Queen Vee has courted controversies a million times that no one gets baffled when she is exposed for whatever reason, not unless she decides to spread her legs for a German shepherd dog like what Mombasa ladies did.

Assuming you are dating Vera, she is the kind of lady who will be straight forward with you. Your money for an express ticket to her fundamentals. Fail to give her cash to meet her needs and she will seduce your richer friend to bed her.

Her kind is a dangerous breed to keep around!

                                                    4. Caroline Mutoko

The lady intimidates men just by her appearance. She has accomplished so much that even the boldest guy in the 254 will need to invoke the help dead ancestors to gather enough courage to make a move on her. No wonder she is still single.

Why should you avoid her kind again? She is obsessed with titles so if she is your beau and you are in this corporate party then you make the mistake of calling her Caro (She HATES to be referred to as Caro) expect a hot slap on your cheeks or best case scenario a glass of red wine poured on your face.

If you have the guts, go for her kind!

                                                                       5. Conjestina Achieng

Conjee is a hard working lady who escaped the jaws of poverty by punching bags and eventually making her way to international glory. She used to say she would punch sense into men who crosses her path.

NEVER date the like of Conjestina. She finds out you are chatting with this beautiful girl you met in a matatu, blows will be raining on you.

Her kind doesn’t give men space to fool around with naïve girls desperate to be fooled with sweet decorated words. Men need breathing space, after all 99.9% of men engage in wayward activities! *coughs*

                            6. Valentine Mugure, Nyeri lady who chopped off her man’s ‘transformer’

If you see her kind, RUN faster than Usain Bolt especially when she starts showing signs she will be giving you  her prestigious commodity even when your vibes on her are pathetic like Quasimodo’s face. There is nothing like an easy prey when it comes to her type.

The lady sliced her man’s ‘transformer’ and she still had the audacity to wear a smile when she appeared in court.

A man without two dangling balls and a carrot in between is as useless as titties on a nun’s chest. Avoid her kind.

                                                                              7. Rachel Shebesh

The vibrant Nairobi women representative speaks more words than 44 hookers competing for customers on a ‘dry’ night. Shebesh has a reputation of exchanging heated words with men. Governor Kidero once landed a thunderous slap on her face but that wasn’t enough to make her zip her big buccal cavity.

Her kind is the type to embarrass you in public. She can bolt to squeeze dry your balls just like Kidero alleged she did to him before landing a hot slap on her face.

                                                                         8. Nyota Ndogo

An industrious lady who elevated herself from a mere househelp to a flourishing singer, she’s quite talented. Only problem is, the tongue that easily wooed you could as well easily turn poisonous. Kindly ask Mustapha if you don’t believe me.

Mustafa dropped a ratchet song and of all people who were vexed by his video, only Nyota Ndogo decided to spew her tantrums at him in public, she took it so personal.

She insulted him in all manner of ways, ways that even lucifer himself would find embarrassing and she had no apologies to make.

You should avoid her type, remember money can’t buy class!

                                                              9. Ray C

Do I even need to remind you why you should avoid Ray C and her kind? First of all she might at some point drive you to insanity. At one point she’s looking all petite with well defined curves and perfectly flawless chocolate skin and the next she looks like a pregnant anaconda with albino. All this thanks to her indulgence…..

But that is not all,She recently outlines conditions which her ideal man should meet and trust me you don’t want to be anywhere close. Can you imagine sharing one phone? That is outright crazy!

I suggest you avoid her kind, the kind with a false sense of entitlement.

                                                              10. Victoria Rubadiri

Even before you think of hurling insults at my face allow me to explain why you should avoid her type. Vicky is a kind lady, she is the ideal woman you want your parents to meet.

One thing though, she is too good for Kenyan men. As in she is the kind of lady who will make you choke with guilt the moment you try cheating on her. Vicky is also very saved, her kind is the type that will tell you to seek the Lord’s guidance just before you engage in all manner of debauchery with her.

So for the sake of not hurting her, better leave her for the likes of born-again Larry Madowo to deal with.

There you go, I am done!

Disclaimer: The above article is my personal opinion! I hear Kenyan constitution guarantees its citizens the right to freely express their opinions.