Why Daily Nation’s NJOKI CHEGE Should Date And Marry Me (Part 1)
I have told my fellow men before that we are our own problem and downfall. We have stooped too low to allow the likes of Njoki Chege, The Daily Nation’s outspoken writer who has never shied away from speaking her mind out, spray their venom and jibes on us. Well, we must accept and move on.
But before we do that, I know after reading this, Njoki Chege will probably marry me, without necessarily dating me.
Njoki, I am not that kind of man you have ranted about in your article ‘Why I’m Not Dating and Won’t Tie The Knot Soon’ in the Daily Nation. Instead, I am that type of man you are dying for; that married man; that noble man; that man who can manage his liquor. Even though I do not fall in that man’s category agewise and alcoholwise.
You see Njoki, first, I am too young to be the type of man you want, but I want you to get rid of that negative thought on young men. I am 25 years and almost half. You see, that is not a bad age Njoki. You are almost 25, I am almost 26. That is a perfect combination. After all, age is just a number. What matters is the love I will give you. You see the sense here!
Njoki Chege
Njoki, I am sorry I don’t have a car worth Kshs. 3 million. Neither do I have a Blue Subaru imprezza worth Kshs. 850, 000. I am a reservist to be precise. I know you may think I am saying this because I don’t have enough cash to own even a vitz. Well, that could be true depending on how you view me. But here, we are talking about love. I know I will give you the best on my second-hand mountain bike I normally ride in the streets of the dusty Kasarani area.
Oooh! You already know where I reside. I know you are already putting up a fake smile on your face on that. Well, you have the right to do so.
Back to the main topic. You seem to hate people taking liquor to an extent that they forget themselves. Thank God Njoki. Thank God here I have scored a plus. Thank God I have all the marks in this question. Is it 20 marks? 25? 10? Well, whichever. I have all the marks Njoki.
I don’t drink. I only drink water, porridge, chai and probably soda; sprite and fanta orange to be precise. The last time I felt very drunk is when I had sips of Novida. I staggered home. I was angry at the shopkeeper who sold me the Novida. I caused havoc in Kayole when I felt he had sold me liquor, only to be reminded I was drunk out of Novida. That left me the laughing stalk in the area. Well, that gives me credit.
You say you are busy. You say the only time you have for a man is one hour. Ooh God how sweet that is. How encouraging that is. For me, one hour is like a month. For me, one hour can turn your whole world into heaven on earth, because that is what you really want dear.
Continued here: https://www.ghafla.co.ke/news/tv/item/26309-why-daily-nation-s-njoki-chege-should-date-and-marry-me
