Why Daily Nation’s NJOKI CHEGE Should Date And Marry Me (Part 2)

Continued from https://www.ghafla.co.ke/news/tv/item/26302-why-daily-nation-s-njoki-chege-should-date-and-marry-me

Allow me to use this word sweetheart because dear is becoming monotonous. You see sweetheart, a man like me needs even 20 minutes of your time. When you give me one hour, that is your whole world sweetheart. I am absolutely contented with that. I will make you happier than you expected.

Being a rare woman to pin down is probably the strongest side of your dear life. Njoki, to be realistic, no man, not even the drunkards you so disregard, likes cheap brats. May be you met the wrong type.

A real man, like me, wants a lady who is hard to get. Cheap brats are not my type. You being the rarest of ladies to pin down and probably onto the wall, you automatically become my type. I am looking for a girl who will take me ages to pin to the wall. That girl is already at hand. That, I believe, is another plus.

Another reason you should by now be thinking of marrying me dear Njoki is that I do not even know how an i-phone works, leave alone how it looks like. What is an i-phone by the way? The last time I came near a screen-touch phone is when my boss forgot his on my office desk. Believe me I left that desk for another. I feared this phone. A phone that uses one’s blood to work! Aaaaaiiiiiii! No! I can’t imagine myself using my fingers on a screen that senses them to work. No!

So that gives me credit, again. You don’t want a man with an i-phone? Well, here I am. Another reason to date and marry me dear.

Did you say something like instagram braggarts? Oh oh oh! Thank God again. In fact if you want to prove that I am the best and probably remaining unmarried man whom you should be dying to date, rush to instagram. All over the world I am known by my two names: Edward and Chweya. You won’t find me in instagram. What is instagram by the way? Did you say people post their photos here? Hehehe! The last time I took a photo was a year ago. I am too handsome for phone cameras. Ku Another 20 marks.

Sweetheart, you see, things like Masaku Sevens and NaxVegas are for those who cannot pin you down. A man of my stature cannot attend such fake events where silly ladies and gentlemen waste themselves. You see, me and you know what we are doing. We can’t stoop that low to massage our partying egos. That is why we are a perfect match.

And of course you don’t expect me to borrow loans to buy cheap cut-rate Toyota Mark X cars when I have enough money to buy a second-hand mountain bike. Why would I borrow money from a bank to impress the world when I have enough for a bicycle? Why? This is why you should me Njoki. I don’t have any loan to worry you and me. We will enjoy the little I have saved.

Kindly don’t go for older men dear. I am here, younger, energetic, charismatic and loving. The critical thinker you are looking for is here.

A gentleman of graciousness not so experienced though but well groomed and who doesn’t do alcohol is here.

As much as I’m short and cannot drive a 3 million worth car, I am independent, I don’t brag and above all, I am the only bachelor standing with all the qualities you are looking for.

Unfortunately, I must admit, I live in the ghetto, though that is bound to change as long as we live.

Please marry me, Njoki Chege.