Fashion Diary: Top 5 Fashion Mistakes On Women That Men Find Repulsive!!

Faux pas is an embarrassing social mistake…  like a visible panty line… 

These are the fashion afflictions that prey on the Average Nairobi woman, we shall look at them and Number them too.

1.The Visible Panty Line…

I had to start with this, i don’t know where you buy your panties, but the visible panty line is wack, it looks bad on those tight dresses and skirts that you take hours to wiggle into, just make sure that the next time you slither into that tiny little dress, don’t show the nooks and crevices of your butt, it looks horrible. Never mind that our streets are teeming with perverts, so you probably don’t want a pervert imagining how you look without that tiny little dress.. 

2.The Exposed  Bra-Straps

Bras straps are not supposed to be a spectacle, heck, we know you wear a bra, cover it up, there is a reason its called “underwear”

3. The Wrong color Underwear- 

A black bra against a white tank top?Auntie, everyone can see the curve of your globes! how is that supposed to be cute? i have seen many a girls in linen pants too, with black or yellow or indigo panty showing through the flimsy material? Common sense, just match the white pants with white underwear.

4.The Jeans With no Belt..

Look, you chose to wear jeans but you don’t have a belt, because, one, a belt is too expensive, two, you think that wearing a belt is too mainstream. Three, You think it will make your ‘not so lovely’ love handles show more. Work out, work out my dear- so You dont have a belt, and your pants are too tight, and your top barely covers  your behind, so when you are bending,for whatever reason, we are treated to a repulsive,grisly,repugnant  display of butt-crack.

5. Exposed Thong/Undies

I was told that an exposed thong is somehow considered sexy and or fashionable… By Who?How?

This .follows when you have no belt, (you could be jailed for that by the way) when you have pants that don’t quit fit, or when you are just nasty and feeling rebellious, so you look like sausage peeping through a sausage roll.

You may have really colorful underwear, which no one is really interested in, so a good way of being a good lady, is to keep your underwear under.