Fashion Diary:Five Fashion Garmets That Kenyan Men Really Hate

I am not misogynistic,I don’t hate women, infact if it suffices let it be known that I have always  been fond of women, light skinned women with lots of chunky awesomeness trailing behind them. I have always had a fetish since I don’t know when, that is I have always looked up upon women who know how to dress their bodies, there is no excuse for looking drab even if your body does look like an inverted prism.

But how many case of tragic dressing have I witnessed in my twenty something years? From celebrities who flash sporadic displays of camel-toe, to those who walk about with half of their butt hanging precariously as if mocking gravity.

These are the five Fashion trends that men no longer want to see on women. We are not event sure how they came to be called fashionable. 

1. Stockings,- sweetie stockings are so 1960’s and you are so 2014! Yes I know you want to start complaining about how cool you think “retro-fashion” is. Stockings are a retarded form of retro that should only be worn on the head as you sleep, in a bid to protect that weave from getting tangled within your blankets. The worst part is when that stocking has holes, which probably comes with keeping toe nails, did  is say that toe nails are disgusting too?
2. Short denim skirts, stockings and boots on a sunny day, I have never quite understood the explanation behind boots on a sunny day, the Nairobi weather is un-predictable yes, but this does not warrant you to dress like an eskimo.
3. Semi-transparent leggings/jeggings.. I don’t know how this fad came about, peplum tops and jeggings or leggings, how about you wear that in the house? And how about you never leave the house in that outfit?
4. Heels, they maybe  sweet chic stilettos that you saw on a random market stall, they may also be the new trendy loubotins that you saw on some fashion icon. But hey down wear them to town. Don’t let peer pressure be your undoing. Heels are not for everyone sweetie, if you can’t manage to keep your head high in heels, then you need a chill.  

         5.Tights and tight tops, why sister? Why do you want to look like a plaster advert? Yet the plaster people don’t pay you to look that             ridiculous. Just save yourself and other earthlings the grisly display of rolls of fat laced all over your body