Lesbi*n Event Introduces New Rules

Earlier this week, we informed you about the Friday the 13th: Dyke Edition, an event for lesbi*ns at Alfajiri Bar & Restaurant to be held this weekend. A Kshs. 500 entry fee will be charged for the overnight event. New rules for the event have been announced.

Last evening, DJ Krazie Bone put up the new rules on his Facebook:

“LESS THAN 48hours TO FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH ‘Dykes Edition‘

RULES FOR THE EVENT:
×Photographs are prohibited
×Negative comments to the event in public is not allowed
×Security is tight n friskin will be done

WELCOME ALL!!!!!“

I understand why photography would be prohibited at such an event, but in the digital age where everything except spoons have a camera, I don’t know how they are planning to enforce that. More interesting is the rule about negative comments being prohibited. For that they should hire Kenya’s secret service. We know they are really good with the one-hand-cover-mouth-other-hand-squeeze-balls technique. Ask Nyambane. Personally, I am excited about the frisking.

Music will be provided by DJ Krayzie Bone and Joe DJ Abcentii and dress code is Black & White, Short & Sexy.