5 Types Of Bullshit Celebrities Are Fond Of… And No One Seems To Be Telling Them
Celebs are news makers who some people look up to, but they also have an unpalatable disposition that is really irritating.
The name ‘celeb’ comes with certain set of desirable and undesirable characters in the eyes of the public. Below are some of the unpleasant celebrity habits:
1. Grandiosity
“Do you know who I am?” That’s the first question a celeb will ask you when you fail to recognize him/her.
Some celebs have bigger-than-life feelings of superiority. The other day Prezzo threatened a KQ pilot with a gun when he asked him who he was after Prezzo demanded him to drop him (Prezzo) to town.
Nigerian singer Patoranking was also arrested on Tuesday 2nd August 2016 at Entebbe Airport when he disrespected immigration officers after failing adhere to security check rules, apparently because he was ‘a superstar’.
2. Snobbish celebrity
There are some celebs you don’t dare approach if you know the true meaning public humiliation. Someone calls themselves celebs and yet they have erected huge walls around themselves to ward off mesmerized fans that could ambush them for selfies, autographs etc.
If a celeb hasn’t given you their back in public then you are lucky. But not so lucky…Try and meet some of our local DJs, especially the Gospel ones…F**kin’ A-holes.
3. Unnecessary selfies
Wizkid took a selfie in the toilet while shitting, so did Shaffie Weru. It’s a common phenomenon nowadays seeing celebs posting photos of food they eat at fancy places, just to create the impression they are living that ‘London life’.
As if that’s nothing, big shots even take selfies in burials then caption them with funny hashtags; #burialthings
4. Beefs
Some beefs even don’t make sense, why would gospel artists have bad blood between them? That’s the relationship that defines Willy Paul and Bahati.
Bobby Mapesa returns from sabbatical and drops a song with Calvo Mistari dissin Nonini and P Unit as if they are the one who made him become irrelevant in the industry.
5. Imaginary enemies
“Na kwa hao mahaters wote…” A common celebrity phrase.
Celebs ALWAYS think they have enemies simply because they can’t differentiate between critics and adversaries.
And in America it’s even worse, some dude from New York, Harlem that no one even know, steps in a recording studio and goes like; “Yo, you already who who it is, f**k all haters…” Nigga please, we don’t! You’re an underground rapper!
