Check out Larry Asego’s Hilarious Letter to His Boss

Last week Friday, Radio personality and celebrated comedian, Larry Asego, being this dedicated and hardworking employee wrote a letter to his boss asking him if he and other colleagues could organize an office party in his (boss’) office. He even went on to tell his boss about the nitty gritties of the bash. Take a look;

Dear boss (hic) you are the best aki. Yaani it’s a furahiday and the accountant has made sure we have cash by mid day. Thanks Njoro, walai you are on top, just make sure we have access to advance on Monday coz we have a feeling this weekend it will bite itself each other.

Boss we know you are not coming back to the office, tumekuzoea with your lunch meetings that start from 12pm till Monday LOL, you’re such a playaaaa. We are also not leaving the office since we don’t have mats to go anywhere. So as we work, we have taken the initiative of organizing a ka small “team building” session in your office, since it’s the biggest.

Kama has gone to arrange for murats from Ungem. Ungem is a place on Waiyaki Way where you don’t want to go, illegal things are legal at times over there. And murats is some viscous honey beverage that will help us bond as we work. Johnny has also invited his chic, he’s asking where are your keys to that shower in your office. There are no mats for him time to go home and shower. It’s a small one I swear.

Vomiting Joyce has stopped having morning sickness in the morning and afternoon by the way. It’s all Njoro’s (the accountant) idea by the way. 

PS: you’re the illest boss ever (ill not as in sick, but as in the baddest. Bad not as in negatively, as in positively like the dopest. Not dope as in the drug.) 
Nway can we use your projector to watch rugby?

Thanks.

I knew you’d agree.

Am not sure how many bosses would take this…