Ciku Muiruri Weighs In On The Prophet Kanyari Saga

Kanyari’s antics have shocked many and his tricks have had irate people going to his timeline on Facebook and Twitter to cause up a storm.

His underhanded activities have also caused a great divide among Kenyans. Some are pissed over his tricks others are impressed by him. This is because his dealings and his ability to use Chemistry, a subject that many of us had no use past high school has made him rich.

He is psychotic but a genius in his own twisted way. Ciku Muiruri has weighed in on the Kanyari issue and had this to write on her Ciku’s Beefs column in Zuqka, The Daily Nation.

I know I should have a problem with Bishop Dr. Victor Kanyari but it’s hard to. The man is a marketing genius. I’m not too sure why he went for the Sh 310 mass market; he should’ve ventured uptown with his bag of tricks. I can tell you now that if he made my feet “bleed” I would’ve handed him over the keys to my house! For those not privy to this pastor’s shenanigans, he would rub potassium permanganate on his hands and wash your feet. He would pray as he did so. When the potassium permanganate comes into contact with water, it turns into an intensely pink or purple solution. He had parishioners sobbing their eyes out believing they had witnessed a miracle! Now thanks to him, every fake pastor in town will probably enlist the services of a chemist.

I hated Chemistry in school but after watching Breaking Bad (Chemistry teacher turned Meth maker extraordinaire) and Kanyari make a fool of everyone, I’m thinking it’s a pretty cool class to take. Not necessarily to live a life of crime but to see it coming and avoid getting conned.