Four Things That Would Happen If Vera Sidika Actually Became Fat
Kenyan socialite Vera Sidika has been painting social media with lamentations about her sudden weight gain. Well I guess Vera doesn’t understand the outcomes of living on a diet of caviar and sushi. All this whining about weight gain is not something new with ladies though. Most of the women I have ever dated have complained about adding a few pounds at some point. I guess I treated them so well
So Vera is gaining weight and that’s suddenly an issue of ‘blogosphere’ concern. Perhaps this is a sign that oscillates are about to get extinct just like the dinosaurs. As crazy as that sounds, I hope it’s the case. But what would happen if she actually became fat, Like Rick Ross fat. Here are the possibilities
Huddah would throw a party
Vera’s nemesis Huddah would have every reason to celebrate after nature eliminates the competition. When Vera’s obesity-prone genetics finally overrule her once fine body, Huddah will have a field day flaunting her curves, partying in yachts while grabbing Vera’s once loyal fan base in the process. This will all be painful to watch but we’ll just have to live with
Botched plastic surgery
History has taught us that here’s no way Vera will go down without a fight. She has a craving for physical transformation. If the excess weight refuses to go away, she will resolve to plastic surgery which will probably go wrong and leave her looking like one of the creatures from the series – Wayward Pines. Just make sure you have somewhere to hide your kids if that happens
Loss of ‘biashara’
Of course rich men want quality goods. They always demand value for their money. If Vera’s body balloons beyond desirability, you can bet that sponsors will flee as fast as Lot and his wife out of Sodom and Gomorrah. None of them will return her calls so don’t be surprised if you find her chilling at Tribeka and begging a campus guy who has nothing but HELB money to buy her a drink. The aftermath of all this? We get to see the once untouchable socialite getting saved and turning into a gospel singer
She might become Ray C’s BFF
Whenever things get tough, everyone needs someone to cry with. Vera will need the comfort of someone who has been through her woes. That person is none other than Ray C. These two would form a perfect friendship while reminiscing about their former glory together while spewing out curses on how the world is unfair
