GHAFLA EXPLORES: 5 Estates In Nairobi Where it’s Extremely Difficult For Men To Get Laid

Due to some logistical and natural challenges, there are some estates in Nairobi where getting laid isn’t that easy, especially for the guys that live there. In these particular residential lands, you are more likely to smash if you are from foreign estates. But why is this? I’ll explain.

Runda

If you think that it’s a cakewalk to get laid with the incredibly hot women in Runda, then you have obviously never stepped more than a couple feet away from your masturbation station. You’ll rarely see people walking in this hood, leave alone girls. Cars and houses are all there is to view. The girls are all indoors or working somewhere. People here don’t even have an idea who their neighbor is. You simply can’t meet a Runda girl in Runda. If you want one, just pray that she comes your way.

Komarock

This hood has lots of women but the guys are too vicious that they repel women. Let me put it this way. Komarock is full of high value men but it’s also full of incredibly desperate high school leavers and college going kids who will do anything to put their shumas into the most deplorable of punanis.

The negative effects of young team mafisi enthusiasts in Komarock are not trivial. First, unless your game is of ‘Cassanovic’ levels, a girl will be quick to flake on you or dismiss you outright. She will be less likely to give you Le Cookie if her phone is blowing up from so many other men and her door is getting knocked down every time . Good luck

Karen

Just like Runda, there are rich people and hot girls in this hood but you’ll rarely see them. The girls only get out while going to work, shopping malls or glamorous events such as Concour D’elegance. Even if you do meet them, there’s the all too annoying challenge of understanding their accents. Even mboches from Karen talk like they were born in Yorkshire England

South B

The thirst epidemic among men in South B has also converted girls into peacocks. Even ugly girls have attitudes because they get hit on all the time. They have such a surplus of ‘D’s in their pipeline waiting that you will need a ‘sniper’ style of vibing in order to be fruitful. For every chic that you reject for being unattractive or lacking character, there is a line of guys behind you trying to win her over. Every time you “punish” a chic by rejecting her after she displays bad behavior, she will not have to wait long until another man close to your value wants to give it his all for a chance to smash.

Hurlingham

Girls from Hurlingham are a fickle bunch. One minute they want to shag you, the next minute they won’t bother to return your calls. Placing your bets on them is a poor strategy because the conversion rate to sex is extremely low.

Don’t get me wrong. Girls from this posh hood are of high quality and you might be tempted to devote all your mental energy into one, but don’t do it. Your shuma will become rusty, These babes are outgoing and all that but they don’t take bullshit form men. This is despite the fact that no man is perfect. Unless your title is CEO, Branch Manager or celebrity, just keep off these girls.