GHAFLA EXPLORES: After Njoki Chege Went On A Racist Tirade Against White Men, I Spoke To One Mzungu About Why He Loves Kenyan Women And These Are The Key Reasons He Gave Me……..
Last Friday on my latest episode of Etemesi’s Tales, I wrote a fictional short story about how a young prostitute in Malindi got involved in a threesome with a mzungu and his voyeuristic wife. A day later, nation media columnist Njoki Chege published a story warning Kenyan ladies against dating mzungus.
Now white people who are married to Kenyan ladies have caught more feelings than A Mexican telenovela character who has just been dumped. Which is understandable
Personally I have no problem with white men dating Kenyan women. After all the women who rush to mzungus are mostly gold diggers, so good riddance to them anyway. I also know for a fact that most mzungu tourists that camp in Malindi and Mombasa are notorious pervs.
A few of them are genuine anyway. The whole lot isn’t corrupt. So in the sprit of harmony, I caught up with a mzungu friend who lives in Karen and also happens to be addicted to Kenyan women.
He gave me a couple of interesting reasons why white men love Kenyan women
#1 Appreciative not entitled
Kenyan women treat white men like kings. No wonder they would rather date a broke white man than a rich black man. They visualize white men as superior beings. Mzungus love Kenyan women because they are appreciative of gifts, and an affluent lifestyle that the white man’s money may be affording them. They say their own women tend to have a sense of entitlement… White women feel that the gifts and treats are a right and not a favor. Hence they don’t even bother ‘paying back in kind.’
#2 A little attitude is healthy
My mzungu friend also told me that white men who have dated our women say they like the attitude of the Kenyan woman. That it somehow spices up the relationship. They like how Kenyan women are committed to their man and take the relationship seriously. They also say that the attitude is someone a turn on…men! Uuuummm……really? How come we never see this trait?
#3 Beautiful Dark Skin Complexion
The number one compliment that white men give Kenyan women in general, is that they have a nice dark smooth skin complexion. They say that black people don’t have varicose veins and redness showing. They say our skin complexion looks healthy and that the African look on a woman is a huge turn on.
#4 The “Flava” of a Kenyan Sista
Apparently, white men like the way a black woman tastes. I haven’t been fortunate enough to taste a white woman so I can’t really tell the difference. But I will say this. I read a book that talked about the Melanin of black people’s skin, that is has a sweet almost sugary aroma, so if it actually does taste sweet well that makes sense.
#5 “Sexy body Gal…”
Many Caucasian men have told me before that they liked Kenyan women because they are curvaceous and have a nice booty. Ok, I agree that our sisters have great bodies. But I have seen old mzungu men groping Kenyan ladies who had never at all. These ladies end up looking like the walking sticks of the men
# 6 Kenyan women Know How to keep house
I was also told that white men like Kenyan women because they know how to keep house and look after their men. Well is that really a compliment? I don’t know. Kenyan women are raised to know how to fill the belly of their family members with good cooking, and how to keep their home clean. They do a fantastic job of it. My sister used to mop her kitchen floor every night before going to bed. So I guess that’s true
# 7 The “contrast” is a turn on
Another important point I grasped is that white men love Kenyan women or black women in general because they like the contrast that the two skin complexions make between their own and the Kenyan woman. I think this is silly. But it’s for this reason that white men prefer the darkest of females. Like Lupita for example. Have you ever seen a mzungu with a light-skin chic? Me neither
#8 More Honest
My mzungu pal told me that black women in general tend to be more forthcoming about their thoughts and feelings. Wait…..really? But I can see how this might be true. Kenyan women in particular are raised to be honest and forthcoming, this is normal in Kenyan culture. But most of our ladies would rather be tortured by Jack Bauer than tell the truth
#9″…the challenge”
I think that many men who are not black and date black women do so because they see it kind of like celebrating Halloween and wearing scary outfits when you are not white.
