GHAFLA EXPLORES: These Are The Ungodly Places Where People Were Fornicating During Masaku 7s

We’ve all come to learn that when it comes to the fun,  Masaku 7s incorporates little of the Rugby game itself. Focus is mostly inclined towards the other type of sevens (kuchora saba). Ladies get so consensually ferociously devoured in all sorts of places like they’ve been told their punanis will disappear the following day. Relax…it’s still yours. Save some for another day.

This year’s event was a little boring compared to last year’s. People were just circling menacingly like lost dogs and pretending to have fun because that’s how it was ‘post’ to be. But it’s obvious that the more bored you are, the more willing you are to fornicate.

When it comes to lungula, I am a big supporter of breaking out of the bed. But some people can take things just a bit too far, getting it on in some super crazy—and totally grody—locales. Here are the places where people were mating during Masaku sevens

‘Green lodges’

No…no…no. These are not some fancy hotel built by Mr. Development (Alfred Mutua) in Machakos. Green lodge is a term used to refer to green plantations such as bushes. During Masaku sevens, there were a lot of guys who wanted to smash but had no shilling sin their pockets. So they opted for the bush. You are all lucky that snakes don’t enjoy residing in Machakos. Otherwise we’d be reporting scenes like that in the popular Samuel .L. Jackson movie ‘Snakes On A Plane’

And ladies, if your are the type that gets shagged in the bush, I really feel sorry for you. Your idea of wild lungula is skewed and your standards are lower than the bottom of the Mediterranean Sea. Kindly re-evaluate your priorities.

Toilets

LI know y’all go to Masaku emotionally and viscerally interested in kumangana….but please. Toilets are places for pooping and pissing.

People who attend Masaku sevens are champions for the destigmatization of washroom lovemaking. They are brave too. It takes a lot of courage to engage in coitus at a public toilet or club bathroom. I know a girl who got banged in a toilet by a swagged up guy only to later discover that the guy is a security guard with eleven kids. One word for her…………LOL

Cars

Sometimes physically escalating with women in unconventional locations is advisable. Especially in cars, but not in public spaces. Cars are becoming a popular spot to grab a quickie during events, probably because the line between public space and private space is slightly blurred. And that makes it more exciting to people who do it. I heard that the tyres of a certain Probox exploded like a bomb because because a Big Show sized guy was kulaing a prostitute inside.

Lodgings

Then there were the normal lodgings. It was hard to find one though as most were fully booked and charges were inflated. Stepping in each one of them to inquire n the availability of a room, you’d be greeted by a chorus of moans. Man has to smash it seems