GHAFLA EXPLORES: Top 10 Campuses In Kenya That Have The ‘Thirstiest’ Guys
There are plenty of thirsty guys in campus. Being a little thirsty is okay but being too thirsty is a bad thing. When you are too thirsty, you end up tolerating high levels of female bullshit in order to just squeeze in the notch. Whatever ‘upuzi’ a chic throws at you, you just tolerate with the hopes that by doing so, you might bang her eventually. When you are too thirsty, you’ll end up in the ‘friendzone’ or ‘creepy zone’ most of the time.
At the same time, there is a downside of not having any thirst. When you don’t desire sex enough to motivate you to put in the required effor t, you won’t get laid a lot. In that case, your thirst levels should be at an optimum level (enough to make you persistent with women while not scaring them off at the same time). Two spoons of thirst in your cup of game lead to a life of sexual fulfillment but five spoons lead to disaster
So which are the campuses with the thirstiest guys in Kenya? Let’s explore some of them.
1.)UON: The overall winner is UON because apparently, these guys are incapable of leaving any first place postion for the rest of us little people. Seriously, how many ladies have you heard saying, “Chali yangu ako UON” yet they are not aware that they are just side chics. UON guys are dangerously aggressive. They are also the kings of club-hopping. Plus, your girlfriend is also likely to cheat if she’s studying at this uni than in any other.
2) JKUAT: Isn’t it obvious? A woman’s body is a temple and no campus understands this more than Juja Boys. JKUAT fellas are notoriously promiscuous and for good reason. First is the actual shortage of female comrades. There’s a demographic imbalance of more able-bodied men than young, hot women. Second, is that between rounds of impossible assignments and borderline tramautic exams, sex and weed are the only ways to ease the tension. We’ll give them a pass
3). KU: I studied at KU so I’ve seen the thirst first hand. During my first and second years, I was thirsty as f*ck too.But I learned to tame it. Maybe we can blame in on the heat. There’s no heat like KU heat. Plus the girls are fine and many. Every turn you make, you see some fine ass and protruding butt.
4.) Egerton: It is rumored that Egerton is the largest market for Vaseline. Sio mimi nimesema. I just heard it somewhere.
5.) Catholic University of East Africa: This one is supposed to have a fairly conservative and religious culture but Catholic University has earned a steamy reputation as one of the horniest campuses out there
6 ) Pwani Univeristy: Some say that coasto guys are too slow and don’t live healthy lifestyles but guys at Pwani University seem to take health a bit too seriously. Well, sexual health I mean.
7.) Strathmore University: If you are looking for all kinds of porn (lesbian, squirting, grandma etc), hit up a Strathmore guy. He probably has about 100GB worth of erotica material on his laptop.
8 ) USIU: Chics here are total divas with crazy attitudes because they get so much male attention from their male comrades. For every USIU girl that you reject for being unattractive or bitchy, there will be a line of men behind you trying to win her over. Every time you “punish” a USIU girl by rejecting her after she displays bad behavior, she will not have to wait long until a classmate of hers wants to give it his all for a chance at sex with her.
9.) Maseno: In Kisumu clubs, sausage fests of three Maseno guys for every girl are common. Another bit of reality here is that Maseno guys ‘hapana tambua looks’. Kiatu women to get as much attention from men as hot chics
10) Maasai Mara University: Considering that this university is located in the wild, it makes sense that guys want to go wild too. Plus the students aren’t so many so the options are limited.
NOTE: This article is meant for humor purposes. Avoid catching unnecessary feelings. Thank you very much
