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Well, getting dumped is fairly normal. It\u2019s perhaps, inevitable, now and then. However, getting the axe on Valentine\u2019s Day doubles the pain. What triples is the pain? Getting dumped by another girl on the subsequent Valentine\u2019s Day – for being the same insufferable idiot. Ha!<\/p>\n

Some experiences are best read about, not survived. What doesn\u2019t kill you makes you stronger?<\/p>\n

News flash: They lied.<\/p>\n

This is a non-official apology letter to my then, long-suffering ex-girlfriend. It\u2019s fraught with a lot of remorse and regret. I no longer hate you, and no longer subconsciously condemn you to eternal damnation in the hottest annals of hell. I understand. If I were you, I\u2019d have left, too.<\/p>\n

That Valentine\u2019s date was a disaster, from the start. I made the mistake of taking her out to my local. No offence meant, but it\u2019s hardly a joint that encourages spousal loyalty and self-discipline. It\u2019s full of kinky company and not-so-subtle language, often a favorite hangout for rowdy soccer crowds and gangs keen on settling grudges.<\/p>\n

Dear ex, I didn\u2019t know you didn\u2019t like hanging out with the boys. I thought you loved plunging your pretty nails into greasy, steaming platters of kichwa mbuzi, <\/em>cabbages and potatoes. I naively believed seeing your eyes water from all the pepper in the tumbukiza<\/em> was mad fun. You were the only girl on our table – none of my boys had a date – doesn\u2019t girls adore harmless attention from mafisi<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Oh, buying your date a red soccer jersey from your favorite team in the EPL doesn\u2019t count as a suitable Valentine\u2019s Day gift. Plus, the team is bang on a losing streak.<\/p>\n

In an endeavor to avoid making the depressing statistics \u201cDumped on Valentine\u2019s day\u201d, I made a sabbatical retreat to gain knowledge. Something akin to a soul-searching trek in the mountains to meditate with reclusive monks.<\/p>\n

Fun Fact: A Siberian monk holds the Guinness world record for World\u2019s Most Silent Human Being – dude hasn\u2019t uttered a single word to fellow monks in a whopping 29years. <\/em><\/p>\n

Wherever you may decide to seek knowledge on Valentine\u2019s Day\u2019s best ideas, kindly ignore the West. Their culture ain\u2019t our culture.<\/p>\n

I read of a family of five who wake up at dawn on the Day of Love. Each takes five slips of paper and writes lovey-dovey messages for each of the five family members. So, each one gets 25 slips with love messages – stuck on various points in the house. The bathroom mirror, the salt shaker, etc. Get it?<\/p>\n

For instance, a message to Daddy reads: Love you Daddy for always coming to watch me play tennis in<\/em> school.<\/em> Message to Mommy: You are the best mom in the world, your pancakes are awesome!<\/em><\/p>\n

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Sounds sweet, right? Well, doesn\u2019t cut out well in our households. First, how many families get up together in the morning for breakfast? Your brother Kevoh didn\u2019t even come in last night!<\/p>\n

Oh, you also never play any sports. Lethargic family genes to blame, eh?<\/p>\n

Who writes sweet nothings on sticky paper slips? Thank heavens for Whatsapp and Facebook status features. One bland message with love smileys does that. And, anyways, your bathroom mirror wasn\u2019t replaced after Uncle Tosh broke it in a drunken rage last Xmas.<\/p>\n

Well, here\u2019s my plan: I\u2019ll splash on my date – a short red or black dress, with high heels. That\u2019s a few days prior. I\u2019ll make a booking at a trendy restaurant in the CBD – and since the city has its usual predatory ways, I\u2019ll avoid cash in my pockets. I\u2019ll use my Coop Visa Card.<\/p>\n

In any case, ladies love class. There\u2019s something chic about paying for her wine treat with the Coop Visa Card. It oozes of sheer elegance and confidence.<\/p>\n

If you didn\u2019t know those feature high on the endless list of Things-to-look-for-in-my-ideal-man.<\/p>\n

Be informed. Don\u2019t get dumped.<\/p>\n

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