{"id":178021,"date":"2022-07-15T15:43:21","date_gmt":"2022-07-15T12:43:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ghafla.com\/ke\/?p=178021"},"modified":"2022-07-15T15:43:21","modified_gmt":"2022-07-15T12:43:21","slug":"how-to-cheat-and-not-humiliate-your-wife-updated","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghafla.co.ke\/ke\/how-to-cheat-and-not-humiliate-your-wife-updated\/","title":{"rendered":"How to cheat and not humiliate your wife [UPDATED]"},"content":{"rendered":"

I’d originally created this guide for idiots like Samidoh, Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Mr Seed, Jalang\u2019o, Mwakideu but since then the list has grown to include Frankie Just Gym It and Akuku Danger. You see, over the last number of months and years, we have been inundated by reports of Kenyan celebrities cheating on their wives and getting caught because they are actually a dense lot.<\/p>\n

Samidoh\u2019s failure: Karen Nyamu is what you get when your husband is weak<\/a><\/h3>\n

The one thing these men I mentioned have in common with their affairs is the fact that they humiliated their wives. Kabi was Jesus did not cheat on his wife but he humiliated her. For some reason, rather than bite the bit and deal with the situation he created, he dragged his wife into his nonsense and made her the subject of hate once his ruse was exposed.<\/p>\n

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Celebrated media personality, Jalang\u2019o<\/p>\n

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But the thing is, none of them, not Professor Hamo, not Jalang\u2019o and definitely not Kabi was Jesus nor Mwakideu would have had to deal with the public humiliation their wives were exposed to had they had mentors cut from the old testament cloth.<\/p>\n

Learning from female celebs: Don\u2019t date her if she\u2019s heavily active on social media<\/a><\/h3>\n

First off, let us shed the\u00a0bullshit<\/del>\u00a0notion that men don\u2019t cheat. From there, let us understand and agree that men with as many options as these Kenyan celebrities do will definitely step out on their marriage once or twice. But that doesn\u2019t mean they do not love their wives nor that they are terrible husbands and fathers.<\/p>\n

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Alex Mwakideu<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Secondly, we should also accept that given the context we are discussing, the men in question are high-value men. They have money and status and while most of them do not have looks, that is a distant third in third world situations that the prevalent one in Kenya.<\/p>\n

\u201cSitoi hii mimba\u201d Mr Seed\u2019s ex side chick reveals why she will not abort months old pregnancy<\/a><\/h3>\n

Ok, now let us get into how a married man or men can get away with infidelity but we must appreciate that there are ways to cheat on your wife and not get caught up like Terrence Creative, Professor Hamo, Jalang\u2019o or Mwakideu and this is actually what would be best for all parties involved rather than them trying to maintain their hypocritical facade.<\/p>\n

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Professor Hamo<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

First, all your actions must follow one rule, and that cardinal rule is that you must never humiliate your wife. That should form the basis of your intent and actions. Do not rub your affairs in your spouses face. The idea here is for you to be discreet because what she doesn\u2019t know won\u2019t hurt her. Do not tell your WhatsApp group or friends or pose for pictures that your\u00a0clande<\/em>\u00a0has taken.<\/p>\n

Mr Seed saga: Baby trapping a man does not work<\/a><\/h3>\n

Also, you do not allow your affair partner to disrespect your partner. They need to understand that their position isn\u2019t to challenge for the queen\u2019s spot. And to accomplish this, you have to be very clear as to whether or not you want to keep her as a second wife or if your affair partner is merely a plaything. Imagine if Samidoh and a host of other celebrities understood this and made their stance on the matter clear.<\/p>\n

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Somali lady \u2018dating\u2019 Mr Seed<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

Do not make a woman uglier than your wife your\u00a0clande<\/em>. I do not know why this is something Kenyan celebs do not understand. Never ever pick a woman who will make your wife wonder why her. You want to be able to argue and reason with your wife (in the event you\u2019re caught) that you had no choice because your partner is hot. It might seem counterintuitive but what happens is when you\u2019re busted, it sparks competition anxiety in your wife. That was not the case when Professor Hamo, Jalang\u2019o or Mwakideu were busted but it is arguably the case for Mr Seed and Samidoh.<\/p>\n

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Karen Nyamu with former helper, Samidoh<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

As for the how,<\/p>\n

Get a\u00a0kabambe<\/em><\/div>\n
This should be the first rule out of common sense. You never use your personal phone to sweet talk and sext. That is an amateur mistake. You need to know that your phone is always subject to scrutiny. So what you do is get a trap phone that you keep hidden in your car.<\/div>\n
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Don\u2019t alter your behaviour
\nStop changing things like your cologne, stop switching your schedule and stop altering your behaviour. you simply act like everything is normal. And that is easy to do when you\u2019re in control of the relationship.<\/div>\n
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Crucial lessons Kenyans can learn from Alex Mwakideu\u2019s cheating scandal<\/a><\/h3>\n<\/div>\n
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Don\u2019t send Mpesa
\nOne of the easiest ways for men -especially married men- to get caught, is by sending Mpesa to their lovers. Now all she needs to do is to provide that trail to your partner and your goose is cooked.<\/p>\n

Stop sending nudes
\nDo I really need to explain this?! Can you not see how much drama this particular stunt has caused DJ Mo? He cannot even go on the offensive to defend himself otherwise, he risks having his pecker leaked online.<\/p>\n

Alex Mwakideu finally comes clean on rumours claiming he cheated on wife<\/a><\/h3>\n

At the end of the day, we need to understand that unlike DJ Mo, we aren\u2019t trying to bring shame to ourselves and our families. The best option to take when the urge to stray bites is for you to simply not. But if the urge grows beyond your capacity to handle it, then surely, it is our responsibility to ensure we do not get caught.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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