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No one is going to debate whether or not Noti Flow is a bimbo. And that’s pretty much because she is you will never hear her name brought up in a conversation about cerebral thought or activities.<\/p>\n

Noti Flow on why her relationship with King Alami might never work out<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n

Case in point would be is resolutions; the female rapper or should I say the former rapper recently shared some of her New Year’s resolutions and they were a joke. One of those resolutions from the female who identifies as a lesbian who has been in a relationship with other women for a long time was that she was going to avoid “f boys”.<\/p>\n

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Noti Flow serving fans with thirst trap image<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

One has to wonder why a lesbian is so concerned about interacting with and dating f boys. Well that’s because Noti Flow is clearly a lipstick lesbian. Is someone who tries off of shock jock content. Her entire life is lead as if she is still on a reality show.<\/p>\n

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Noti Flow needs to shut up about King Alami<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n

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She really those instances of introspection which is why another of her resolutions was for her to “live her best life” as well as indulge in some self-care. To anyone with the requisite two brain cells required to rub together to spark a thought, you instantly realise that this is a contradiction.<\/p>\n

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That is because you realise what notifications: Self-care is a doing the hard work required to make yourself the best possible version of yourself. That involves delaying gratification as well as in raining self-discipline. That’s why it is said you aren’t truly free until you’ve mastered yourself.<\/p>\n

Noti Flow is in Dubai now *wink wink*<\/a><\/span><\/h3>\n

Now juxtapose this with her talking about leaving her best life – you know self-indulgence. So Noti Flow wants us to believe that she intends to make herself the best possible version of herself while simultaneously indulging in debauchery? How Sway?!<\/p>\n

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This cognitive dissonance is why she believes she should still be a respected rapper while only putting out one song every 2 or 3 years. She is truly a great example of why people scoff at New Year’s resolutions.<\/p>\n

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