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Almost on autopilot, you&#8217;ll start picking stuff and flavours you&#8217;ve seen the kids enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>But, randomly pick an adult &#8211; and field a simple question:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Ushawahi onja hizi crisps?\u201d<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Most guys will go silent, or stammer something like:<\/p>\n<p>\u201c<em>Mimi sikulagi hizi vitu<\/em>!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Truth is, many buy snacks for the kids religiously\u2026 yet they&#8217;ve never tasted any of them.<\/p>\n<p>Most fathers don\u2019t even remember the last time they had ice cream &#8211; or, even something more grounded &#8211; like yoghurt. 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