The 5 Best Cars To Seduce Women With In Nairobi

I wrote about cars and women some time back in my blog but I felt I should revisit the issue again. Nairobi is a hive full of sophisticated women. Some sting you while some give you honey. Either way, a man can’t help but drool and chase. It can be difficult though, especially if you have nothing to offer so having a car is always a plus. Girls tend conclude that you have made it as a man if you own a set of wheels. Cars are but part of the accouterments that complement a master seducer’s life. They make the process of picking up womena lot more easier.

So what are the coolest machines to drive if you want to round out your destiny as a new world womanizer in Nairobi?

Subaru

It’s the ultimate bachelor’s car. The engines of a Subaru rumble with horsepower. Don’t believe one Njoki Chege who claims that ladies don’t love it. They do. Even for Njoki herself, her tingling vajayjay betrays her sanctimony when she sees a cool Sub. There’s no proper way to describe how nicely and articulately a Subaru rumbles your seat. It’s like riding a lion from the Mara, and you can make it roar when you shift through the basic gears. More so, this car pumps you up with ego. You feel like you have made it in life when you actually haven’t. You feel like Jeremy Clarkson on a Top Gear race track. It’s probably best for picking up girls who are in their early twenties. As she glides her pink fingernails across her ebony black hair, dressed in her short skirt and tight-fitting tank top, rev the engine up and tell her “Baby, I’m taking you home.”

Probox

The Toyota Probox is a cheap and strange-looking vehicle. I’m yet to decide whether it’s a coupe, a station wagon or some forgotten vehicle that the colonialists used. But the space is unbelievable. It’s like you are in a dining hall or something – great for impromptu séx. An orgy with her friends cannot be ruled out too. Getting laid in cars isn’t something bad, it can be a zesty diversion from the bedroom’s discreet confines. Just makes sure the sound system is on the level of Thika Road buses. This will distract her from the fact that she’s about to get banged in an ugly automobile

Range Rover Sport

It’s pretty impossible not to be Idris Elba or Aliko Dangote in a Range Rover. It burns with sophistication and charisma. The seats feel as if you’re driving an air-conditioned king size bed. Its ergonomics and on-road character keep it a standout among its peers. Chics dig power, and a range Rover sport is power.

Women who love nature and exploring the outdoors will fall right into your arms with this sporty and powerful beast. The Range Rover Sport the absolute master of the great outdoors. Nothing can stand in its way, not rocks, nor waters or matope. This eliminates all your worries about you getting stuck while picking her up at her home in Githurai or Roysambu.

Vitz

I know what you are thinking. But trust me, this is a great car to have if most people of your age don’t have cars. Just make sure it has nice rims. For example, if you are a campus guy in KLU, JKUAT or UON and you happen to own a Vitz, you’ll be overloading the sorry car with all types of babes ranging from momos to skinny models every Friday. Good stuff.

BMW (Any model from 2007)

You could be lacking teeth and have scars on your face like a Greek soldier who survived multiple battles but she’s still getting in. If you can’t make something happen in this car then maybe you should try dating your hands because that’s what you deserve. You can’t go wrong with a Bimmer. This machine is a fine example of balance between elegance and high performance.