{"id":19238,"date":"2019-03-07T08:06:47","date_gmt":"2019-03-07T05:06:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.ghafla.com\/ug\/?p=19238"},"modified":"2019-03-07T01:30:10","modified_gmt":"2019-03-06T22:30:10","slug":"kalabanda-stories-every-ugandan-child-heard-growing-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ghafla.co.ke\/ug\/kalabanda-stories-every-ugandan-child-heard-growing-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Kalabanda stories every Ugandan child heard growing up."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you were born in the 1990s you have at least hear of the term &#8220;kalabanda&#8221; especially in boarding school. The stories were so real to us at the time but we can&#8217;t help but laugh at them now. Here are a few.<\/p>\n<p>Cutting nails at night.<\/p>\n<p>There was a belief that cutting nails at night would attract kalabanda to come and collect them and take you with him the next day.<\/p>\n<p>Calling names at night.<\/p>\n<p>The belief was that when ones name was called after lights out, the kalabanda would single them out when he makes his rounds at night.<\/p>\n<p>Onions in the armpit.<\/p>\n<p>This belief was conceptualized to save people from being caned. Apparently when one put onions under their armpit, they would faint when caned saving them from the pain.<\/p>\n<p>Looking at your mother in the toilet.<\/p>\n<p>Kids were told that if they peeped their parents using the toilet the would instead poo a snake.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Kalabanda would get you easily if you sleep on the top bunk at school.<\/p>\n<p>The kalabanda theory was that he was a skeleton and break if he bent making the one sleeping on the top decker the easiest target.<\/p>\n<p>What are your funniest kalabanda stories.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you were born in the 1990s you have at least hear of the term &#8220;kalabanda&#8221; especially in boarding school. The stories were so real to us at the time but we can&#8217;t help but laugh at them now. Here are a few. Cutting nails at night. 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