Yesterday, I Tried To Seduce A Strikingly Gorgeous Bank Teller And This Is What Happened

Last year, I banged lots of women. In fact Trust Condoms ought to give me a ‘Customer Of The Year’ award. But as I was analyzing my dozens of female conquests, I realized there was no bank teller in them. Yesterday though, I decided it was time to get back to business.

There is this KCB bank teller I have been eyeing for a while. She is short, dark and wears expensive glasses. In order to prevent competition, I won’t say which branch she works in.

You see, most people make seduction more complicated than it should be. Guys make it to be all about money, looks or status but that’s far from the truth. Successful seduction comes down to confidence and how much you understand women (how they respond to things).

And if you want to sleep with many women, you simple have to increase your number of approaches and never catch feelings when you are rejected. Whenever a girl repels your advances, don’t feel bad or demoralized. Don’t try too hard to convince her. Just move on to the next one. Like a great striker in front of goal , rue your missed chance and take a better shot next time. Analyze where you went wrong and don’t repeat the same mistake again.

So in the morning, I went to deposit some cash at the branch where my crush works in. I was hoping she would be on duty and luckily she was. The problem with most KCB branches nowadays is that people don’t queue in line. You simply take a slip with a number written on it then sit somewhere then wait for a programmed announcing machine to read out your slip number and tell you which counter to go to. That means you can’t intentionally choose your teller of choice.

What if I was directed to a counter with an old bald man instead? What would I do? Dilemma? Not really. I had planned everything so well like a prisoner who was planning a breakout from jail.

I took my slip and sat down. As expected, I was directed to a counter with a guy. My crush was on the next counter.

“Excuse me Sir I really need a favour. I would like to be served by that lady over there. There’s a really important reason why. It’s about a previous transaction that I had done the other day. Please….”

The guy was understanding so he allowed me to go to the next counter. The game was on.

I stood there and took out the cash I wanted to deposit. Between the thousand shilling notes, I placed a piece of paper. In it, I had written, “You have really beautiful teeth.”

When seducing a bank teller, you can’t just shout out to her how much you like her through the glass partition. Other people might hear you and laugh. Or the teller next to her might get jealous, especially if it’s a man. So you have to go the traditional child love way and tell it to her through a piece of paper.

Another important thing is that when hitting on a hot girl, it’s always advisable to compliment a part of her rather than the whole of her. Don’t tell her, ‘You are really hot’. That statement is like Jaguar’s songs to her ears. She has probably heard it so many times – from different members of the mafisi fraternitiy.

I normally compliment a woman about her eyes but since my crush had dark spects on, that would seem like a false maneuver.

I stared at her as arranged the notes in order to place them on the counting machine. Seconds later, she saw the piece of paper. She held it close to her eyes and read it. My heart began hammering violently against my chest. I never panic but this time I did.

Slowly, she raised her head then looked at me. I then did what the masters of gaming women call triangular gazing, looking slowly from her left eye to her right eye and then to her lisp to create suggestive sexual tension. A smile formed on her face. It hard worked.

The element of surprise is always a powerful tool in human psychology. Wars have been won through it and the hearts of complex women have been conquered through it.

The smile on her face didn’t go away. But she didn’t say a word. After entering the money in my account, she passed me the banking slips for me to sign and that’s when I initiated my second move. I had another piece of paper. In it I had written, “Your number please….”

When she read it, an even bigger smile formed on her face. She turned over the slip I was supposed to go with and wrote something on it. She then passed it over through the glass partition. He number was there.

I smiled as I walked away.

That’s what I call a successful pick up session. When I bang her, I’ll definitely tell you all about it via Etemesi’s Tales soon

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