Akothee Strikes Again! “Madam Boss” Drags Her ‘Irresponsible Baby Daddy’ and His New Lover in Hilarious Online Rant
Kenyan singer and business mogul Esther Akoth, better known as Akothee, has once again sent social media into a frenzy — this time with a fiery and laugh-out-loud Facebook post aimed squarely at one of her exes, whom she boldly labelled her “irresponsible baby daddy.”
The unapologetic star — famous for her no-filter attitude — mixed sarcasm, sass, and side-eye as she addressed a “mystery woman” allegedly dating her former partner.
“Stop Teaching Him Tough English!”
In her signature no-nonsense tone, Akothee kicked off her viral post with a line that had fans howling:
“If you are the one dating my irresponsible baby daddy, stop teaching him those tough English. That man is a simple man, even with evolution or climate change he can’t write that English. I swear hajui AI! He ran away from the US of The A because he couldn’t pronounce ‘vegetables’ — and that was the end of him, school & English.”
The Madam Boss went on to claim that her ex could never have written the “complex” online messages she’s been seeing — implying that the new woman was doing the typing for him.
“Stop stressing him with long emails, I know his handwriting,” she added. “I’ll get back to you guys in March next year — my doctor says my brain is on a mental break. I’m happy you’re working as a team, lakini kwa vita hivi mtahitaji Yesu!”
Akothee’s “Advice” to the New Girlfriend
Never one to pull her punches, Akothee followed up with some unsolicited advice for the alleged new flame — served hot, spicy, and dripping with shade.
“If I were you, I’d be concentrating on convincing him to buy me a small apartment, a small car, and a small business — because you’re still small children,” she wrote, signing off with a flurry of laughing emojis.
And, of course, she couldn’t resist a reminder of her own boss-lady status:
“Mimi billionaire ameishi kotini since 2021. Sembuse mwenye mbegu? Ahh, millionaires watulie kwanza — tuhesabu mabilioni ndipo turudi hapo kwa ma milioni.”
Finally, she ended with a cheeky jab that fans instantly turned into memes:
“Next time mkiniona supermarket musitoroke tena, munichukulie hata ka wine ya kupigia uterus pole ala!”
The Queen of Oversharing — and Owning It
Akothee’s latest post is just another chapter in her long and colorful history of airing her relationship drama online — something her followers have come to expect and adore.
The mother of five has never shied away from discussing her exes, co-parenting battles, and the emotional ups and downs of her love life.
Despite heartbreaks, court battles, and a short-lived marriage to her Swiss ex-husband Denis “Omosh” Schweizer in 2023, Akothee continues to wear her scars — and her sass — like a crown.
Her message remains clear: she may be bruised, but she’s unbothered, unfiltered, and still fabulously Madam Boss.
As one fan put it under the viral post:
“Only Akothee can turn baby daddy drama into stand-up comedy!”
