Mejja is smarter than 80% of Kenyan celebs

Mejja is someone who proves that privacy is golden for any human being because though we know that sunlight is the best disinfectant and everything comes to light sooner or later, silence is the sound of hard work.

Mejja Explains Why He Doesn’t Publicize His Relationships (Video)

No really, he recently explained something that honestly made me appreciate him more than I previously did and I think that by the time you get to the end of this article, you too will feel inspired to admire his genius.

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First, if you’re expecting me to talk about some life lessons, then you’re right. But it is such a simple one that Mejja has taught Kenyan celebrities that his genius is in danger of being underrated.

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He recently opened up about his private life and what he had to say was:

Illest Genge rapper Mejja

”Unajua hii dunia ni ku learn from your past mistakes. Ukiwa kwa relationship ingine lazima ukue sure umeskuma kama miaka kadhaa. Ni mara ngapi wasee wanapost wana delete… That’s why me hukaa ivo. Si mimi pekee. Ushai realize everybody aki postingi lazima kiumane… Nafkiria ni macho mbaya. Wasee wanakutakia mabaya…”

Why you will never see Mejja flaunting his wealth & personal life on social media

And in the event you cannot read and comprehend Kiswahili, then allow me to break it down for you; what he is saying is that he has learned from his past mistakes and as a result, he doesn’t publicize his relationships.

Mejja Genge

So basically, Mejja has managed to do what guys like Jimal Roho Safi who the government knows as Jamal Marlow has still not managed to comprehend: STFU about your relationship and personal life.

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Look, when the question arises, all we really need to know is that you’re spoken for. We do not need to know the nitty-gritty details of how you’re girlfriend is the BeStEST eVeR. We do not need to know about why you chose her. And I hope this message reaches Arrow Bwoy’s ears.

What happens between you and your person is your business. Because as Mejja has pointed it out, the minute you let us know about who it is you’re dating, we will dig up all your details and drama. First, why subject your partner to that? And secondly, why subject yourself to that intrusion? Trust me, if your music is dope, we’ll rock with it. No need for the extra BS that comes along with your personal life.

Mejja must be slangin’ because his ex can’t get over him!

And this carries itself forward to other aspects of your life. And this holds true even financially. And that is how you keep KRA off you back. Something that Anerlisa Muigai needs to internalise.

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We were right about Mejja Genge’s ex being inlove with him

Mejja’s ex want to be with him and I mean, at this point, I am about to only highlight the instances I get wrong. Why? Because this is going to be the last time I highlight the fact that I got things right. The situation is mad if you had made up your mid to contradict what I had to say because I am clearly right 99.9% of the time.

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Mejja’s ex keeps dredging up their past because she is still hang up on him and she believes that having his attention (even if it is negative attention) by any means necessary is adequate for her and this is why she keeps acting up and causing drama with her utterances and actions.

The last time I spoke about her, what I said was, “Yesterday was Mejja’s birthday and what was a rather hilarious turn of events, his ex-wife(?) decided to let the world know she is still not over him.
Why do you think Milly (her names are Milly Wairimu) kept up with his birthday and the celebration of the fact?

Mejja must be slangin’ because his ex can’t get over him!

I mean, she posted a hateful message that showed she still harbours anger and ill will towards him but the underlying message was that she is still not over his fat self.

Mejja with ex, Milly Wairimu

And we have to be honest about why that might be. Because when the truth is told, he isn’t exactly the best looking of men. The brother has a big head and a rather personal face. But he is tall so maybe that offsets that. He is fat but he is also hilarious and creative.

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He is a celebrity but he is out of shape. Nah, really though, Mejja sweats buckets from walking up an aeroplane’s flight of stairs. So what could it possibly be that has this woman completely stuck on him?

Mejja’s ex

Sure he has swagger and confidence but I think those two elements of his personality are from knowing he is slangin’ meat!

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I said it. I truly believe what has this woman completely hung off Mejja, is the fact that he has life-changing meat slangin’ tactics that left her entirely dickmatized. That is why after an entire year, she is still looking to be a blimp on his radar because he is representing all of us men with personal faces: he found a way to hack the system.

And she doesn’t want to get over him because she has not found any other man who can replace him in the bedroom. Let it sink in. A year on, she still remembers to wish him a happy birthday takes effort. She has to have actively decided to remember his day and then put in the effort to get her Instagram fingers a flexing.”

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So as you can see, every assertion I made has been proven right.

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Mejja must be slangin’ because his ex can’t get over him!

Yesterday was Mejja’s birthday and what was a rather hilarious turn of events, his ex-wife(?) decided to let the world know she is still not over him.

“I wish you nothing but a bad life, Idiot!” Ex Wife to Mejja as he celebrates birthday

I mean, she posted a hateful message that showed she still harbours anger and ill will towards him but the underlying message was that she is still not over his fat self.

Mejja with ex, Milly Wairimu

And we have to be honest about why that might be. Because when the truth is told, he isn’t exactly the best looking of men. The brother has a big head and a rather personal face. But he is tall so maybe that offsets that. He is fat but he is also hilarious and creative.

‘Normalize Moving On’- Fans React To Mejja’s Ex-Wife Obnoxious Birthday Wish

He is a celebrity but he is out of shape. Nah, really though, Mejja sweats buckets from walking up an aeroplane’s flight of stairs. So what could it possibly be that has this woman completely stuck on him?

Mejja’s ex

Sure he has swagger and confidence but I think those two elements of his personality are from knowing he is slangin’ meat!

Mejja’s Ex-Girlfriend Milly Reveals Why They Broke Up (Screenshot)

I said it. I truly believe what has this woman completely hung off Mejja, is the fact that he has life-changing meat slangin’ tactics that left her entirely dickmatized. That is why after an entire year, she is still looking to be a blimp on his radar because he is representing all of us men with personal faces: he found a way to hack the system.

And she doesn’t want to get over him because she has not found any other man who can replace him in the bedroom. Let it sink in. A year on, she still remembers to wish him a happy birthday takes effort. She has to have actively decided to remember his day and then put in the effort to get her Instagram fingers a flexing.

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I don’t know about you but I have never bothered to wish any of my exes a happy birthday -let alone one I claim to hate. Mejja is clearly the big daddy she cannot get over. And being a small, insignificant feature on his radar is better than being completely forgotten.

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I am not a betting man but today I am feeling very confident that I could bet my house on the fact that she would jump at the chance to get back into his bed.

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The advice Mejja gave is great but it is too old fashioned to work

Mejja recently gave one of the most interesting interviews of the recent past to SPM Buzz Ke and one of the topics he spoke about was about young men who dress well but really have no substance. I think that qualifies for dating advice for women.

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To recap, he spoke about men who dress well being broke and I believe this is advice based on the old social contract that his old mentors thrived on -all you needed was money and your wife would be yours entirely but these days the dating market has gone international so she has options and wants a complete man.

Mejja Genge

You see, back in the days of our grandfathers and fathers, all a man needed was to make money. It is why you would hear people sing about mbeça. All a man had to do was to provide and he had his pick of any lady.

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I think Mejja has surrounded himself with old mentors who have been trying to teach him their ways. That isn’t a bad thing. It now explains his new outlook on the entertainment industry and showbiz and particularly on his focus on money.

Mejja

I am also very curious about his disdain for well-dressed youngins and I suspect he must have lost his lady love to one such person because his attacks have become personal. But let us dive into his argument about well dressed men.

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According to Mejja guys who are fashion conscious are broke and all they have to offer is their looks and an empty bank account… Perhaps that is true but that could be said about a vast majority of young Kenyans in shithole Kenya. Our economy is in a recession hence all the retrenchment and Covid only served to make things worse and refusal to accept this truth is actually just ignorance.

And I am at this point reminded of the wise words of Gucci Mane who said,

That is the approach that Kenyan youth have taken. They want to dress the part and I have personally seen my brother have to do this and also been told by my mentors that how you dress can determine how much you get when doing a deal. The unfortunate truth is that image is a major issue. If you turn up for a deal looking shabby, you will get undercut.

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Besides that. Mejja needs to realize that when it comes to dating, the sexual marketplace is no longer confined to your village or town centre. It is not even just a national thing anymore, it is international. What I mean by that is that at the swipe of your screen or by sliding into someone’s DMs, you can get a woman or man based in Norway.

That means that women no longer have to settle for a man who has just one side of the “Looks, Money, Status” trifactor. While Bwana Tumbler is focused on money, there is a man in his woman’s DMs who has two sides of that pyramid covered. And another is one swipe away from her who has all three sides of the pyramid complete.

The new social contract that Mejja seems unawares of calls for men to be the best versions of themselves completely to stand out from the competition. That is how you get to be a top twenty per cent man.

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Fresh air: Mejja is back to doing his hilarious brand of music

Mejja is back to doing his creative style of Genge. He and DJ Nephas have teamed up to give us a track called Ulimi Yangu which is a breath of fresh air. Why? Because our music scene has been inundated with Gengetone and most of the songs of the genre are party anthems.

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While there is nothing wrong with the fact, Mejja is giving us something most of us hadn’t even noticed we missed: something different. And he did so in a way only he could deliver on. The jam and it’s music video are actually rather hilarious and great entertainment.

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Mejja, Genge’s saviour

Granted, the beats are very Gengeton-esque but he talks about something a lot of people can relate to: your tongue getting you into trouble regardless of the good intentions you have. It is said after all that the road to hell is paved with good intentions.

“My father was a sperm donor” Mejja opens up

Anyway, the song starts with Mejja narrating how his day seemed to be going well as his woman was in a romantic mood. While she was in that vibe, she prepared food for him unprompted and poured her love into it. This capped an already dope day as he had just paid all his pressing bills. However, when asked what he thought of the food, he said it could do with more spices. She was not amused. To top off an already bad situation, she asked to go out and he agreed but criticized her sense of fashion and that compounded the already bad situation leading to a tiff.

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Mejja has a new, hilarious jam

Later in the day, he attempts to help a woman who is getting pickpocketed but when he intervenes, he gets beaten up and onlookers laugh at him. He swore off ever getting involved. And in the final verse, he leads his coworkers in staging a protest over pay at the mjengo they work at. That ended badly when they turned on him and he was kicked off the site while they got to enjoy the benefits he fought for.

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The song is made really dope by his wordplay and his cadence and flow. That is one area Mejja has never suffered at. He comes through effortlessly with the humour aswell and he is simply telling a story to us as if we are his boys at the “base”.

You can see why he works well with others when he mixes his style with others in the collaboration jams. This song serves as a reply to Shakillah who doubted that this guy is among the best MCs in Kenya.

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Bahati is no longer an artiste but a socialite

Mtoto wa mama alias Bahati is no longer a baby. Bahati seems to enjoy this attention of stardom negative or positive.

Despite all the scandals from the purported “gospel artist,” Bahati might just be headed to the secular scene. How?

So here is the thing the boy’s drama is louder than his music.

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The other day it was Bahati arresting his musician Peter Blessing and his producer. Shortly after just as expected he created a new narrative around his collaboration with Boondocks Gang in the “Taniua” song.

I also think that song was utter nonsense! But who cares?

Kere

For long we have tolerated the aspect of disrespecting God that is why we’d dance to music like “Taniua.” Got nothing against Boondocks gang, I mean gengetone is still a thing.

Further, Bahati has identified that fact that Kenyans have a habit of embracing scandals and they chew on in proper. So the question of Bahati opting to be a socialite comes in.

Bahati the Socialite

It all started with the Tv show “Being Bahati ” on NTV. The wanted Kenyans to keep up with what the Bahati’s do. After all its “Mtoto wa mama.”

Maybe when it got to his head he lost his cool focused more on the drama than the music. These saw his close friends like Mr. Seed and David Wonder among others leave EMB label citing indifference.

The other day he was hurling insults at Jamaican deejay G Money calling him gay. See what I mean? But well netizens are unforgiving he got what he asked for lash back.

Well, that happened, then as we still were absorbing the Taniua song he drops another jam in collaboration with the Kansoul dubbed “Kererembe”.

The Kansoul and Bahati

And just as expected Bahati was trending to Twitter being bashed for somewhat switching to the secular scene.

Something that got Willy  Paul welcoming him to the secular music scene. We hoped for more music and less drama.

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Or rather if it gets that bad why not shift officially to secular music or just be an artist that does all sorts of music because I insist GOD DESERVES TO BE RESPECTED no in between!

Watch Kererembe and tell us what you think.