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It would seem you are right about Noti Flow using King Alami’s accident for clout and it hasn’t taken that long for us to discover this fact beyond the shadow of a doubt.

Noti Flow’s New Years Resolutions are a joke

She recently took to social media to announce that she had found her ex’s replacement, yet another butch lesbian, but one who is a dead Ringer For King Alami prior to her accident.

That’s right, while Alami is still recuperating from the horrendous injury suffered after falling from an 8th floor balcony all the way down to the ground which cost her an arm, Noti Flow is celebrating the fact that she has found a doppelganger of hers as a potential replacement.

Allow backpacks Inc in and imagine if you will let you have suffered such a Grievous injury and while you’re still recovering while you’re still battling with your mental health your ex announces that they have found someone who looks pretty much like you as your replacement.

Don’t get it wrong, Noti Flow and her ex have been broken up for time before this accident occurred. It is rather strange that she is gloating about the fact she has found a replacement who could as well be a body double.

“Pray for the family” Noti Flow speaks after ex girlfriend is hospitalized

And all this within less than a month since she was pretending to be completely concerned and engrossed in King’s recovery. I would argue that the reason for this heel turn is because there is no longer any cloud to be found in posting updates about her recovery progress. The family has probably swooped in to deal with this on a familial level which has left her devoid of any more updates to be giving her so she has decided to instead use her sexuality and her ex’s likeness to the same end.

You just can’t make this type of stuff up. Indeed fact is stranger than fiction.

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No one is going to debate whether or not Noti Flow is a bimbo. And that’s pretty much because she is you will never hear her name brought up in a conversation about cerebral thought or activities.

Noti Flow on why her relationship with King Alami might never work out

Case in point would be is resolutions; the female rapper or should I say the former rapper recently shared some of her New Year’s resolutions and they were a joke. One of those resolutions from the female who identifies as a lesbian who has been in a relationship with other women for a long time was that she was going to avoid “f boys”.

One has to wonder why a lesbian is so concerned about interacting with and dating f boys. Well that’s because Noti Flow is clearly a lipstick lesbian. Is someone who tries off of shock jock content. Her entire life is lead as if she is still on a reality show.

She really those instances of introspection which is why another of her resolutions was for her to “live her best life” as well as indulge in some self-care. To anyone with the requisite two brain cells required to rub together to spark a thought, you instantly realise that this is a contradiction.

That is because you realise what notifications: Self-care is a doing the hard work required to make yourself the best possible version of yourself. That involves delaying gratification as well as in raining self-discipline. That’s why it is said you aren’t truly free until you’ve mastered yourself.

Noti Flow is in Dubai now *wink wink*

Now juxtapose this with her talking about leaving her best life – you know self-indulgence. So Noti Flow wants us to believe that she intends to make herself the best possible version of herself while simultaneously indulging in debauchery? How Sway?!

This cognitive dissonance is why she believes she should still be a respected rapper while only putting out one song every 2 or 3 years. She is truly a great example of why people scoff at New Year’s resolutions.

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Noti Flow has ended up alone once more after declaring to the world that she had met the love of her life and once again, these people are now the scum of the earth.

Notiflow Breaks Up With Girlfriend King Alami Over Abuse Claims- She Almost Killed Me!

And what are we talking about? Well, her new lesbian lover is being branded abusive. Her exes were also all branded as abusive. Never mind we were shown proof of the bodily harm she did to Colonel Mustafa while they were an item.

You see, it is high time we speak the truth at the heart of the matter, Noti Flow has a Jezebel spirit and she is the toxic one in the relationship.

Noti Flow beaten black and blue by bitter ex boyfriend (Photos)

When she was with Colonel Mustafa, she claimed abuse but it was he who bore the brunt of her poor impulse control and bad behaviour. She would bite and scratch him and he was simply expected to bear it “like a man”. Funny how abusive women through that phrase around.

Noti Flow then declared she was a lesbian and she had met the love of her life. She now claims that this same girl nearly killed her and was abusive. I think we can see a pattern emerging.

When you reveal more than you want to: Noti Flow’s reason for posting nude pics

The first thing she does that lets me know she is not the type of woman any self-respecting man would date is the fact she love-bombs. This is the act of seemingly exploding on your significant other with emotions and love. While it seems cute at first, it is usually a sign of a partner who is mentally unhealthy as they have trauma they have not dealt with. And it is scary because you should have to account for what happens when that emotion becomes anger or hate.

Now Noti Flow is showing yet another problematic set of behaviour; refusing to take accountability for her situation. Notice how she never owns up to her role in the messes she gets herself into. It is not her fault for getting into these situations, it is the fault of all the predatory lovers she attracts. Who chose them? Who accepted to date them?

Colonel Mustapha is a fool for reuniting with Noti Flow

And then she is also the fact that she is an Olympic athlete when it comes to the pity marathon. Ms Florence is always the victim. One would be forgiven for thinking she has no agency and this is a huge red flag. But, the sad thing about this is because she is young and to some men, attractive, she will always find simps who are willing to try and fix her.

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Noti Flow isn’t exactly a paragon of wisdom and intelligence but like my friend likes to say, even a broken clock is right twice a day. You see, the woman better known for her social media shenanigans than for her music recently broke up with her beau.

It’s over! Noti Flow dumps hot Caucasian boyfriend barely months after hooking up

The reason why this becomes of concern to us is that in a similar fashion to how their relationship was run publicly, and so too is the breakup that occasioned her posting about only dating rich men. The actual post read:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CHj_OoRjuTz/

And I have to say that I agree with what she has said. Actually, this is of benefit to men more than it is to women. At the end of the day, Noti Flow hasn’t said anything new. She has basically stated that water is wet. That means that at the end of the day, she has merely confirmed something called hypergamy.

Benzema reveals why he turned down Noti Flow despite being in a position to bed her (Video)

You see, Noti Flow is letting you know that women are of the opinion that they would rather date up the social ladder than horizontally or dating down. She is letting you know that at the end of the day that lady you’re eyeing is only going to give you a shot at dating if there is some sort of social benefit from you. That is a drive fo most men to work hard on their mission so they can amount to anything.

Noti Flow, however, has done something for men that they needed; she has given them a dope insight into the workings of the minds of women. Hopefully, a lot of Kenyan lads will wake up and smell the coffee. Hopefully, they will realize that they should focus on their mission, make money and finally when they are at a good place, they can date but should have standards.

“He doesn’t use protection!” Noti Flow exposes Ochungulo family’s Benzema

Because when you think about it critically, Noti Flow isn’t the type of woman a high value man should chase after. Perhaps as a playmate but never as his main. We have seen her be that party girl who is not shy about commercializing her sexuality on her music videos. We have seen her be the type of girl whose fully aware of the fact that her only agency is her sexuality and use it.

We have also seen her drama as she dated local riffraff and rappers and then she will one day attempt to set standards for someone’s son or brother simply because she is female. We need all our brothers to be aware of the fact that while she is right on the money about this, she is still a broken clock and hasn’t been magically fixed.

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