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Lagos Socialite, Pretty Mike, Gets himself a Sex Doll as Birthday Gift

Posted on November 2, 2018 by Omaku Josephine

Controversial socialite, Pretty Mike, has unveiled the face of his latest companion, whom he says is not just a sex doll.

This was in an Instagram post, where he revealed that he got himself a sex doll as birthday gift. Sharing photos of the busty pleasure gadget, the entrepreneur wrote that he sees the doll as more of a comforter.

Pretty Mike says the doll is also his companion.

It is a companion, as well as someone that does not disappoint, he wrote.

A lot of people describe her as a sex doll but to me she is more of a companion,comforter and someone that never disappoints ???#BirthdayGiftToMySelf?

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Sex has Helped Women Empowerment and Fight for Equality- Pretty Mike

Posted on September 5, 2018 by Omaku Josephine

Pretty Mike speaks on the strength of a woman armed with sex.

Lagos socialite, Pretty Mike, has taken to his Instagram page to speak on the successes of woman in the fight for equality. According to him, women have achieved much in their fight for equality, using sex.

It is because of sex the at 19 year old girl will be controlling a much older man, he said. With sex, women have been handed privileges that men have to work for, he said. The sexual consent propaganda has helped women achieve much in their fight for women empowerment, he said.

His words below:

SEX is one way women can keep controlling men. That’s why you see a 19 year old girl causing a 45 year old man to behave like a 13 year old boy.

Sex has done well for women empowerment because women are the gatekeepers of companionship, sex and satisfaction.

Men condone very disrespectful behaviors from very young girls of their daughter’s age because they are hoping to have sex.

So many beautiful and smart women have benefited uncommon favours and placements from powerful men who would do anything to have sex.

Meanwhile, men are expected to hustle and die for half the benefits being handed to sexy girls for nothing��.
No thanks to men’s high sexual drive and the steady overration of sex, women have managed to make the world believe that men want and enjoy sex more than women.

A woman can manipulate a man’s attention, kindness and obligations through smart adjustments and rationing of sex. That’s why a guy will keep chasing the girl he is yet to sleep with.

There is a growing number of emotionally strong and mentally commanding young girls who have mastered the game of sexual consenting and rationing and they are using that knowledge to empower themselves.
Sexual consent propaganda is a powerful weapon women have used to bring men down. It’s crazy but I think sex has unimaginably helped women empowerment and the fight for equality.

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Lagos has the Highest Rate of Masturbation, Abuja Girls are Lesbians Because they are Bored- Pretty Mike Gives Some Crazy Sex Facts

Posted on February 6, 2018 by Omaku Josephine

According to Pretty Mike, Lagos and Abuja races for the highest number of gay relationships.

Pretty Mike has taken to Social Media to give some crazy sex facts and figures in cities across Nigeria. According to him, the Eastern City of Owerri and the city of Warri has the highest rate of consensual teenage sex.

Though the city of Lagos has a high number of everything, it is also the city with the highest number of sex starved people. Abuja on the other hand is for the classy sex models and the rich Alhajis. Abuja also boasts of an incredible number of homosexual relationships.

His full post below;

Crazy Sex and Dating Facts Of Lagos,Owerri and Abuja. In Owerri, many ladies of 25 to 30 years might have to relocate because Owerri men like going for young girls of 15 to 23.

And by men, I mean 30 to 50 years because in Owerri , guys of 20 to 30 are still boys. Owerri and Warri have the most population of teenagers (13 to 17) exposed to early sex by consent while Warri and Lagos have the highest number of teenage rape cases.

Lagos is in abundance of everything. Everyday, about 7 million rounds of sex happen in Lagos, however, lagos still has the highest number of people suffering from “konji” (Naija slang for sex starvation) Lagos also has the highest numbers of young and adult, male and female virgins.

Lagos has the highest number of people in friendzone. Young girls of 17 to 23 years friendzone everyone around their age, while distracted by guys 25 to 30. But the adult guys 25 to 30, friendzone them (after sex ofcourse) while going after adult ladies of 23 to 28.

Meanwhile, the adult ladies of 23 to 28 friendzone everyone around their age while waiting for the mr rights of 30 to 40 or the sugar daddies of 40 to 65; but then, these older men are not seeking commitment so they prefer being escorted by really young girls of 17 to 23 years.

True or false? I believe it is because of these complications that made Lagosians the highest users of sex toys and also the city with the highest rate of masturbation.

The city of Abuja is testosterone infested. Men run the city like jungle animals. Cheating is almost normal and nobody, not even a wife can complain.

Abuja has a struggling number of reserved ladies – you have to either leave the city or stay strong fighting off young and old Alhajis.

Escort services are booming in and out of Abuja because Abuja has the highest number of young high class sex models.

Lagos and Abuja are racing for the highest number of gay relationships. But there is no race for the highest lesbian relationships; because, in Abuja, most girls seem to have an intimate girlfriend and I believe that’s because Abuja has the highest number of really bored girls.

Amazing facts he has there.