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Will do anything for money: Shakillah is the face of every Kenyan girl

Posted on by Ozymandias

You have to give it up to Shakillah, she is consistent at being an embarrassment for her mother and ancestors -unless they too are trumpets in which case then, more power to them as she pursues the family business.

Shakilla talking about dowry shows we really need to redefine our culture

This time, she is an embarrassment to all Kenyan women because she has exposed to the world just what makes any Kenyan woman tick -hint, it’s not love. And how do I know this? Well, because after everything she has said and done, not a single Kenyan woman has come out to call her out. Silence is consent after all.

And her latest shenanigans see Shakillah having a blast with a personal faced Nigerian corner. Don’t get me wrong, this is not a hit piece about the Nigerian. If anything, I love the brother. Portable Baby has shown Kenyan men the way. Focus on your craft, grind and stack up your money and you too will be able to get any honey -especially if she’s Kenyan.

“Eric Omondi’s game is weak” Shakilla exposes comedian’s struggling bedroom skills

That is because our good trollop has shown us that Kenyan women are more than willing to entertain men with lots of money to spare. If you’re a celebrity (therefore have social capital) that is an added bonus.

Shakilla slaying on haters

While to mostthis doesn’t really matter, you have to take a step back and look at how the rest of Africa is looking at Kenyan women. Articles are being churned out as TikTok videos are being created not only mocking Shakillah but Kenyan babes too for their eagerness for money. And that is the reputation Kenyan women are garnering.

’Si hivyo’ Shakilla distances herself from Wizzo Tanonane days after they are spotted in same hotel room

And yet, these are the same bimbos who turn around and demand respect and adoration from their Kenyan men. That is one of the reasons why we see Kenyan men who idolise their compatriot women as simps -like, bro, we already know she would be willing to risk it all for a few minutes of pleasure and fun with rich Nigerian singers so why are you trying so hard?

Shakilla with the fallen angels

The narrative was made all the more hilarious by the fact that even his own compatriots were delighted to see just how personal Portable Baby’s face is yet he managed to score big with Kenyan women. Now they all know they have more and more to gain from coming to Kenya.

And this will negatively impact the pursuit of love for any woman seeking it from the blossom of a foreign man but one thing it does is it liberates Kenyan men from the hold of simpdom. Then again, some men were born to simp and they will find a way to do so despite all odds.

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If it walks like a duck: Shakilla cannot cry crocodile tears about being called a heaux

Posted on by Ozymandias

Shakilla is sick and tired of you lot calling her outside her name and correctly identifying her behaviour as being that of a heaux. And she wants you all to know that it is wrong and it hurts her feelings and we should all stop being such meanies.

Shakilla’s diss to Willy Paul will give you cancer as it drops your IQ

It would also help if we could conveniently get a case of retrograde amnesia and have it affect the parts of our brain that have stored the memory of her saying she gets paid to have sex by various men including celebrities.

Shakilla with Eric Omondi
Shakilla with Eric Omondi

No, really, I am not joking. Shakilla first burst onto the scene when an interview she held on Xtian Dela’s Instagram live in which she alleged that she had been paid for sex by men such as Victor Wanyama and a whole host of others.

Maureen Waititu and Shakilla: How to spot women with daddy issues

She went on to elaborately explain the amounts she charges and how it has benefitted her life. Now, however, she seems to have matured into the realization (that was pretty obvious to the rest of us) that such lascivious tales being tied to a person’s online footprint will be ruinous to their future.

Shakilla with Eric Omondi
Shakilla posing while flipping the bird

And she still went on to put out a song that played on her reputation and had a go at Willy Paul for calling her out for trying to drag him into some clout chasing gambit. This simply illustrates how ludicrous the situation is that Shakilla now wants us to forget an image she put effort into creating.

Shakilla needs to make hay while the sun is still shining before she becomes a “has been”

But that is where we are. I hate to say I was right but I had indeed called it that she would come to regret the image she was cultivating for herself. To make matters worse, she is in the beginning stages of playing the victim for a situation she created.

Shakilla with Eric Omondi
Shakilla’s Halloween look is the only time she appears angelic

If there were a way for her to get her public image changed, it would doubtless involve her going the church route. She needs to publicly declare that she is now born again and she will be living a life of purity. From there, the next step she should take is to go into business.

Why self-confessed prostitute Shakilla will struggle to move on

It doesn’t matter what sort of business it is, but she needs to begin projecting the “Ms Independent” as soon as possible. She needs to seem to be taking steps to get her life in check and then people will begin to look at Shakilla as another case of the Prodigal Son returning home.

Shakilla with Eric Omondi
Shakilla upgrading her style -aa change that didn’t last long

And if she possibly can, she needs to focus on getting her academic qualifications. Whether that means completing her degree course or a diploma, Shakilla needs to actually focus on something that shows investment into her future. This would make Kenyans take her seriously. The same amount of energy she put into packaging herself as a heaux into changing that life around and that doesn’t include crying about the current situation.

Self-confessed prostitute Shakilla is proof of why fatherhood is needed now more than ever

Short of that, all she is doing is making the same croaking noise that frogs make whenever it rains and pools of water form around.

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