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High School Chronicles: I Was Branded an ‘Intellectual Outcast’!

Posted on April 6, 2023April 18, 2023 by Kibaki Muthamia
High School Chronicles: I Was Branded an ‘Intellectual Outcast’!

I always had trouble in school. Not because I was not a good student, or overly-naughty or pelted the front-row kids with chewed paper pellets. In fact, I was all the contrary: bright and talented. The trouble was that I was pretty smart. I didn’t want to show off, so I’d often sit in silence.

Then, some other day, when one of my teachers would say something inaccurate, I would correct them. This moment would be the end of my peace. Eventually, after a few episodes, I was “noticed”. Since then, I would be the official “smart ass” which also subtly means – The Outcast.

I would later join Ikuu High School for my O-levels. Here, I met three teachers who managed to teach the well-read kid that I was, and who largely became my career mentors.

A History teacher – a wonderful woman named Ms. Norah. She had extraordinary wisdom, who’d patiently listen to my half-baked theories that the Egyptian pyramids had exact replicas in Cambodia. Yes, that’s right. I had stumbled into a hard cover with a beautiful moldy smell at the school library.

Our English and Literature teacher, called Mr. Kibonge. A pleasant, well-read and relatively elderly gentleman. He often reminded me of my father, especially when he’d get nostalgic narrating their escapades in the glorious campus riots of the 80’s as a student at Nairobi University.

He made campus seem extremely cool.

The third teacher taught us Biology. A bright, lanky gentleman who helped me believe in my talent and abilities. His classes were fun, he’d literally sing us through difficult classes. Like those unnecessarily-difficult binomial nomenclature classes we all hated.

Comedian Njugush posing in Meru County (Facebook)

These noble teachers didn’t take my questions as insults. A lot of times, I would question their actions.

“Why do you do this? Why do you do that?”

Or, more embarrassingly, their grasp of knowledge.

“I’ve read in the book it was this… or this… and you said that… and that…”

I would even correct the poor teachers in front of their students. They never took it personally, and even if I hurt their ego, they never showed it. Instead, they encouraged me to go further, try to complete my knowledge, and always seek the right answer.

As teachers, they never saw me as pestering, or felt their power would be destroyed, or imbalanced, by my questions. They literally behaved as “information vessels”.

I would later graduate with a Bachelor of Education degree. I’m presently on my fifth year under the Teachers Service Commission (TSC). As fresh graduates join my school, I have a professional, social and self-empowerment pep talk laid out.

First, to remember that a good teacher values knowledge more than his ego, and is willing to expand his abilities even if it means acknowledging he is not superior to his students. Next, the importance of a good banking partner to walk them through their financial goals with family and investment after employment.

Co-op Bank is a great pick for a long-term career financial partner.

The award-winning bank has built accommodative packages based on a long-term financial relationship with a fresh customer. Once a new government employee, say a TSC teacher – opens a salary account, they immediately qualify for a mobile loan up to Ksh500,000 for simpler, small buys like furniture and electronic appliances.

In just six months, they qualify for a personal loan of up to Ksh4 Million for major purchases like land, cars or other investments like shares and government bonds. The earlier one begins to build their portfolio, the better and easier it is.

And, it’s all easy to join the Co-op Bank fraternity with just your national identity card as a requirement. The best you can pick as an employee is the Co-op Bank Salary Account, with a zero balance.

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What is the Love Language in your Relationship?

Posted on April 6, 2023April 18, 2023 by Kibaki Muthamia
What is the Love Language in your Relationship?

Naturally, we are slaves of our backgrounds. Basic life tenets and principles that influence your entire life are entrenched from childhood. It seems alright, till you are exposed to life beyond that circle. For me? That exposure came when I joined a city campus for a teaching degree.

I would meet a girl whose family disposition shed lots of shadows on what I had presumed as ‘Just Fine’ with my own family.

Do not get me wrong. I grew up in a relatively happy family – just that, I’d realize later on that it was a little too basic. I grew up in the countryside, among the Meru people known for their emotional apathy. My girlfriend’s family lived in a middle-class estate in the outskirts of the city.

On my first visit to her home, I suffered a culture shock. No, not the common tribal kind. A sort of rarer and more pleasant one – the ‘love culture’ shock.

Their house had an open veranda space, with a polished wooden plaque side – with a message painstakingly etched into the wood:

“Listen with Ears of Tolerance. See through Eyes of Compassion. Speak with the Language of Love”.

I did not think much of it. Lots of African homes have wall hangings. My father’s living room had an ageless poster of Brazilian Diego Maradona, Miriam Makeba and a few cowrie shells. Her parents were out, at the time.

Her mother came in first, early evening. Mother and daughter camped in the kitchen cooking – and lady chit chat.

I’m alone in the sitting room, watching TV – when the father drives into the compound. As soon as the car’s motor dies, the old man starts shouting: “Hi! Ellen! Ellen!”

There’s a bit of shuffling in the kitchen. Then, the mum runs out of the house. My girlfriend comes and sits by me. She smiles impishly, and shrugs. She says:

“That’s how my dad calls my mum. If she doesn’t answer, he keeps at it with some variations of ‘Hi’ and ‘Ellen’ till she answers. Sometimes, mum hides to see if he’ll keep going!”

“Why?” I ask.

“It’s their love language! Quality time together”.

Growing up, I never saw my parent’s hug, kiss or even touch in the barest show of public affection. Here, now – I’m staying with a couple with grown children who cannot get enough of each other’s company. In this household, members wait up for each other at meal times. To prepare a meal – while the mum mashes potatoes, the father is dicing onions, tomatoes and garlic!

On the couple’s 50th anniversary, they had taken a hot air balloon ride over Maasai Mara Game Reserve. The couple, though, had been too deeply engrossed in conversation about some potato project upcountry!

They so loved their quality time together.

After our joint graduation, tedious induction as trainee teachers and subsequent absorption by the Teachers Service Commission (TSC) – I came to realize my girlfriend’s love language. She loved gifting to express her feelings, and it began with her first salary.

While still in our induction, she had insisted on Co-op Bank’s Salary Accounts. When I asked why, she had just said: Daddy is quite choosy, but has been with Co-op Bank all his life. I obliged.

On her first salary, she showered me with gifts. She outdid herself over and above the usual Happy-Socks-gift on Christmas and Valentine’s Days. A Monopoly game set, a fancy set of ear pods – and, of course, a pair of Happy Socks!

Years later, I would come to appreciate the benefits of a long-term financial partnership with Co-op Bank. Presently, it’s even better. All government salaried employees – teachers, policemen, et al – enjoy exclusive financial perks that comes with a Co-op Bank Salary Account.

A Co-op Bank Salary Account is a Zero-balance account, only needs an Identity Card and KRA Pin number to open. To disregard such a minimalist appearance, it’s loaded with benefits. Once you get an account, you automatically qualify for an instant mobile loan of up to Ksh500,000 for small buys – posh furniture, a Smart TV set, et al.

Further, holding a Co-op Salary Account for six months qualifies you to a personal loan of up to Eight Million for larger asset purchases like real estate, cars, government bonds and other investments.

Tell me of a better financial partner, I’ll wait. Co-op Bank nails it.

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