18th March 2013: Ten Things You should Know This Morning
Today is the Monday after 2 sick parties: Platinum Thursday and Jameson Party. I am suffering the aftermath. If you missed either of these parties, die. Curl yourself up into a ball and just stop breathing. That’s how sad your life is without these two experiences! but before you export yourself to the world beyond, read the ten things you should know this morning so you and your ancestors will have something to discuss!
#1. Remember Huddah saying she wanted MPs to earn astronomical salaries cos she’d still get to eat? Here’s Why… Huddah Monroe Hangs Out With Kenya’s Most Powerful Politicians (PHOTOS)
#2. Jimmy Gathu & TerryAnne Chebet Move To K24. Read more about that here. And find out just who else K24 have poached.
#3. Photo of The Day: Jaguar Hangs Out With The President-Elect. Check out the Photos of the person i believe to be Kenya’s equivalent of Jay Z in terms of influence kicking it with Mr. President himself!
#4. Holy Dave And Joey Muthengi’s Dad Survives Death By A Whisker. Read about that here.
#5. Bootylicious Vera Reveals What You Need To Do To Get With Her. Read about what it takes.
#6. Kapella Calls Miss Karun “Average”. Read more about what the rapper had to say.
#7. Ian Mbugua & Lizz Njagah In Kenya’s 1st Sex Film. Read about that. Find out whether it’s soft p0rn or that hardcore stuff…
#8. Remembering E-Sir: The E-Sir – Notorious B.I.G Connection
#9. Singer Michelle Explains Why She Has Been MIA. Read more here.
#10. Vera And Her Ravishing ‘Roxie’ Finally Makes It To Radio. Read what that’s all about here.
