March 2015 - Ghafla!

Strange World: Man Commits Suicide Over Ugali

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

Yes you read that right. A man hailing from Migosi Village in Gem, Siaya County left villagers shell-shocked after he committed suicide after a spat over ugali.

The man, Samuel Otieno Abuya burst out in anger after his wife served him a small portion of Ugali and started chasing his family around the homestead chucking stones at them. After things has cooled down, the family came back to find that the father of ten had committed suicide after devouring Gladiator, a pesticide meant for termites.

But it seems that Otieno was dealing with graver issues other than the portion of ugali in his plate, neighbors claim that he was a known alcoholic and the neighbor had to chip in to save the family of 12 from starving to death.
The deceased now lies at Yala Mortuary while the police dig deeper into this tragic incident.

Source: citizennews.co.ke

The Funniest Images From Davido’s Dismal Performance

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

If you linger on the corridors of Kenyan twitter long enough, you are bound to come across some interesting things. Such as these hilarious reactions to Davido’s miserable performance at Carnivore over the weekend.

An Unbelievable Photo Of Sofia (Machachari) Back In Her Ashy Days (Photo)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

Sharon Mutuku forms part of the incredible cast that entertains us once a week in Citizen TV’s Machachari.

Apart from Sharon who plays ‘Sofia ’, the show has created stars such as Baha, Govi and Almasi who have become household names, enjoying fame at a tender age.

Sharon shared a photo of herself from back in the day at a tender age, looking very ashy, a far cry from teh curvaceous beauty that has graced our screens . She came from this girl in a blue t-shirt:

To This hot mamacita:

This is the New App all the Coolest Peeps are Downloading on Their Phones. All Your Favourite Celebrities are Doing it #ejijipay

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Irari Ngugi

There are many apps out there. Apps like whatsapp that enable you to communicate with your friends and apps like 9 gag that will provide endless entertainment just in case you run into a gridlock.

There are also apps like Tinder which hook you up with the hottest girls in town are more than willing to play if you know what I mean. All these apps are cool but I don’t think they even come close to eJijiPay.

This is the new app that has got all of Nairobi talking as it provides the easiest payment method for all Nairobi County services. I’m talking parking fees, land rates, rent, business permits and anything else you might owe.

Downloading it is easy as a Davido show flopping *coughs* and it’s even easier to get started considering the user friendliness. And if you don’t own a Smartphone, no worries as it is also accessible through your PC.

All you have to do is follow these easy steps:

ZIFF 2015 Announces Official Selection

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

The Zanzibar International Film Festival is the longest running film-festival in East Africa, with global credibility and instant Pan-African recognition. ZIFF 2015 will take place from the 18th – 26th of July 2015 in Stonetown.

ZIFF is proud to announce the films in the Official Selection based on a record 419 submissions. The list contains 25 feature films, 44 shorts and 27 documentaries from over 30 countries across the globe.
Festival Director Dr. Martin Mhando had this to say of the submissions and selections for ZIFF 2015, “We would like to congratulate and thank all those who submitted their films. With so many films to choose from the selection process was especially difficult. This has been the largest number of films received to date. We are also pleased to say that the online submission process was a success, with 90% of all the films were submitted online through the FESTHOME platform.”
The entries came from 38 countries with the largest number of entrants coming from Germany and with The Dominican Republic having its first entry in ZIFF 2015.

Speaking on ZIFF 2015, Mandy Roger TV Director ZUKU noted,“We have in the past 2 years of our sponsorship witnessed significant growth in content development rising from the festival. As a broadcaster, ZUKUis deeply invested in the growth and success of East Africa’s creative and content industries. It is therefore with pride we continue to partnerthe Zanzibar International Film Festival, which has for the last 15 been instrumental in celebrating and enabling film making from the region and around the world.”

The selection committee also noted a clear growth in the quality of short films from Africa revealing a refreshing creative input and experimentation with film language.
East Africa is well represented at ZIFF 2015 with 7 films from Tanzania to compete in the general competition. Within the Official Selection Kenya leads in the region with 9 films selected, while Uganda has 3, Burundi 2 and Rwanda 1. South Africa has 7 films in competition this year.
Selected films for the Bongo Movies competition, which is backed by the Satelite TV Channel ZUKU will be announced at a later date. ZUKU is also the event sponsor of the festival.

It has also been announced that the Academy Award and Golden Globe Award winning film Selma will officially open ZIFF 2015 on the evening of July18th.
As in previous years ZIFF will welcome dozens of professional and aspiring film directors, producers from across Africa and the world for 8 days of film, music and cultural celebration.

OFFICIAL SELECTION ZIFF 2015

Festival Director Dr. Martin Mhando had this to say of the submissions and selections for ZIFF 2015, “We would like to congratulate and thank all those who submitted their films. With so many films to choose from the selection process was especially difficult. This has been the largest number of films received to date. We are also pleased to say that the online submission process was a success, with 90% of all the films were submitted online through the FESTHOME platform.”

The entries came from 38 countries with the largest number of entrants coming from Germany and with The Dominican Republic having its first entry in ZIFF 2015.

The selection committee also noted a clear growth in the quality of short films from Africa revealing a refreshing creative input and experimentation with film language.

East Africa is well represented at ZIFF 2015 with 7 films from Tanzania to compete in the general competition. Within the Official Selection Kenya leads in the region with 9 films selected, while Uganda has 3, Burundi 2 and Rwanda 1. South Africa has 7 films in competition this year.

Selected films for the Bongo Movies competition, which is backed by the Satelite TV Channel ZUKU will be announced at a later date. ZUKU is also the event sponsor of the festival.

It has also been announced that the Academy Award and Golden Globe Award winning film Selma will officially open ZIFF 2015 on the evening of July18th.

As in previous years ZIFF will welcome dozens of professional and aspiring film directors, producers from across Africa and the world for 8 days of film, music and cultural celebration.

OFFICIAL SELECTION ZIFF 2015

Here Are The Top 5 Kenyan Fashion Bloggers With Killer Curves

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by T. Magu

These are the five fashion bloggers with curves for days! check out photos below.

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The Hottest Dj In Town Will Be Rocking Ladida Lounge This Thursday

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

From dusk to down! That’s how far Club Ladida is prepared to go in preparation of Easter.

It’s dubbed ‘B4 The Bash’; the ultimate gig that will be happening this coming April at Rongai. Club Ladida will be ushering in Easter in style with a bash that goes all the way till the cock crows.

On the decks will be DJ Gibbz Tha Daqchild; be assured he will rock your world. By the way, he never disappoints.

So get down to Rongai on April the 2^nd because then is when the show is going on!

The days later will have you living in Rongai for the party’s planned

Jumia to Sell Items for Ksh. 1 on April Fool’s Day. This is Not a Joke!

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Nairobi, Kenya 31^st March 2015 On Wednesday April 1^st hundreds of items will be on sale for Ksh. 1. Yes, one Kenya shilling is all you will need to part with on this year’s Jumia April fool’s day sale.

The sale that kicks off at 9AM will see hundreds walk away with rather high priced fashion, electronic and general merchandise products for a ridiculous 1 bob. Customers will have to spot the items valued at Ksh. 1, add to cart and complete the check-out process to claim the product.

Speaking on the sale Parinaz Firozi MD, Jumia Kenya said, “This is not a joke! I dare you to take the challenge and make your first ever online purchase for Ksh. 1 bob online, you still don’t believe it? Let’s see who the fool is on Thursday.”

And if one item isn’t enough, the good news is that you will be able to purchase a maximum of 2 items only. The shipping and return policy for Jumia will apply as usual. While this amazing sale may seem like a practical joke out of this planet, don’t be the April Fool and miss out on the historic sale!

Nick Mutuma May Have Left Radio But He Just Landed A Lucrative Deal

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

The self-proclaimed “Captain of The Cool Kids”, Nick Mutuma recently upped and left Hits F.M after close to two years at the station refusing to disclose the reason for his departure.

But things are not bad for the former radio presenter as he has landed a lucrative deal with one of the world’s leading skin-care lines, Nivea. This is for their Nivea Men Fresh Active range of deodorants.

Here is the visual ad which is airing in major TV stations:

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The self-proclaimed “Captain of The Cool Kids”, Nick Mutuma recently upped and left Hits F.M after close to two years at the station refusing to disclose the reason for his departure.

Sauti Sol Touches Down In South Africa For Yet Another Lucrative Deal (Photos)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

Kenya’s most successful music group has made their way to the Rainbow nation for yet another deal that will see them expand their already big market.

Yesterday, we learnt Sauti Sol had struck a deal with South African music trio, Mi Casa.

Mi Casa is the fine voice behind the hit, ‘Jika’ that saw them earn nominations for various awards.

Mi Casa

Sauti Sol safely landed in Cape Town and they have since shared photos of what appears to be scenes from their upcoming video.

See the photos below:

Own a Plot In This Estate And Get A 4 Year Payment Plan With Absolutely No Deposit

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Garden Estate in MALINDI is an amazing unique and planned gated community that offers residents a luxurious living. Garden Estate is so much more than a gated community; it is a harmonious community that provides a peaceful natural dwelling to raise a family in a serene environment.

Kenya, the Switzerland of Africa!! Acquire your own building plot at the PK Garden Estate situated in Malindi west approximately 5 Kilometers from the Indian Ocean.

After completion the estate will be a host of several well arraigned amenities including the following:-

· Mini Golf Club,

· One big common swimming pool,

· Club House/ Restaurant

· Jogging Track

· Children’s Play ground

Plots are sized approximately ¼ an acre (1000 M²) of best flora soil.

Price per plot is Kshs. 950,000 price for cash buyers.

Pay installments as follows:-

Deposit of Kshs. 200,000 and 71,875 per month within 12 months
Deposit of Kshs. 200,000 and 38,445 per month within 24 months
Deposit of Kshs. 200,000 and 27,374 per month within 36 months
You can also chose to pay Kshs. 27,374 for four years with no deposit at all.

For more info, check; http://www.coastpropertieskenya.com/land-and-plots-for-sale-in-kenya/malindi?view=property&id=191:garden-estate-for-sale-in-malindi-mtangani-malindi

At Digital Marketing E.A, You’ll Get to Learn Digital Marketing Trends From These Credible Professional Individuals

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

The second edition of East Africa Digital Marketing Summit & Show is less than 2wks away. The aim of the show is to bring key players in the digital marketing space together in East Africa region and beyond. The event will facilitated by industry leaders who will discuss latest global namely;

Peter Ndiang’ui- OLX Country Director
Dennis Itumbi- Office of The President, Director of Digital Communication
Waithera Ng’ang’a – Marketing Society of Kenya CEO
Asif Khan- Squad Digital Head of Social Media/Community Management
Nikolai Barnwell- 88mph Director
David Ohito- Standard Group Limited Digital Editor
Kennedy Kachwanya- BAKE Chairman
Alvin Mokaya – Standard Media Group Head of Digital Sale and Marketing
Nimish Hadole – Agrncy Africa C.E.O
Parinaz Firozi -Jumia Kenya MD
Arnaud Foubert – Hellofood Kenya MD
Alastair Curtis – Uber Consultant at Morgan Stanley
Rita Oyier – Monar Strategic Ltd MD
Estelle – Jovago East & South Africa MD
Peng Chen – Easy Taxi in Kenya MD
Martin Kiarie – Bean Interactive Co-founder/ Head of Digital Strategy

Digital Fair is designed to bring together different providers of digital products and services under one roof to showcase what they are offering to marketers.

The exhibitors will showcase the latest digital trends and engage marketers from different organizations. The inaugural Fair was held in March 2014, at the Sarit Center Exhibition Hall in Nairobi and attracted approximately 1000 visitors and 25 exhibitors. The second edition will focus on exhibiting digital marketing, media and communication solutions.

It will be held from the 9th-10th of April 2015 at the Kenyatta International Conference Centre (KICC), Nairobi, Kenya.The theme for this year’s event is “Digital for effective marketing communication”

Check out http://digital-fair.com/ for more details

Kiss FM’s Presenter Reveals The Greatest Heartbreak She Has Ever Had

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

It has been three years since she got the worst heartbreak in her life. From 2012 to date, Adelle Onyango is still feeling the pain in her heart.

The outspoken Kiss FM’s presenter, Adelle Onyango, lost her mother, Mary Anyango, three years ago. The former NCIC commissioner succumbed to cancer after battling the chronic disease for 13 long years.

Her demise is the greatest heartbreak Adelle Onyango has ever experienced. The radio presenter penned a heartfelt letter revealing the pain she still feels three years after her mother’s departure.

Probably the realist I’ve gotten since you left – I have less inhibitions.

I loathe that I have to talk about you in past tense and that I can’t remember our last conversation. I remember the day just not what we talked about. I don’t remember your voice and that sucks too.

The battle is trying not to forget the greatest heartbreak i.e your death when the coward in me (that’s not about that pain) thinks forgetting means healing. Foolish, I know.

3 Days to The 5th Edition of #HakunaMatata Festival, And Here’s How to Get There

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

The 5^th edition of Hakuna Matata is happening this Easter! On 5^th April 2015 is the day we get to witness another mind-blowing gig courtesy of Hakuna Matata.

Below are the big names that will be surfacing at Hakuna Matata:

and ‪#‎P_Unit to have you entertained all through the event.

Camping will be available on ground for those who will not have a designated driver and for those who might want to stay a bit longer. You can book your tent once at the venue.
Grab your tickets online here ===> https://www.ticketsasa.com/…/hakuna_matata_festival_april_2…
And Physically here ===>
1) Mercury Junction.
2) Mercury ABC Place
3) Cool Beans, Bishan Plaza, Westlands
4) Capital Fm Offices

Below is the map of how to get to the event.

Brace Yourselves People For The Ultimate Easter Party With Mustapha & Pinchez

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Kenyan singer Colonel Mustapha always makes headlines month in month out, and this month isn’t different. Mustapha will be headlining the most hyped and anticipated event this Easter that has everyone at the edge of their seats.

After almost 2yrs of his Lenga Stress single, Mustapha is now touring his single across some dope clubs. In February he was in Meru, this weekend he’ll be turning it up at Ladida Lounge, alongside Pinchez Entertainer, as always. Pinchez Happens to be the youngest hype MC Kenya has, and has worked with big names! Check his social media platform to get a gist of what his about; https://www.facebook.com/pinchez.murithi.35 and https://twitter.com/PinchezKenya

So this ought to be your Easter Plan, an Easter Sensation Party that will be bigger than life. Save the date, 3rd April, 2015.

See you at Ladida beautiful people!

Ladida Lounge is located in Ongata Rongai.

See poster for more details.

How Davido’s Phone Was Allegedly Stolen: An Eye-Witness Account

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

It all started with a simple tweet from a disgruntled fan that had earlier sent a flurry of angry tweets after a disappointing performance in his latest concert.

Now it has blown up to a full blown scandal that has painted Kenya in a bad light, as a place where international artistes cannot perform in peace without someone nabbing their phone.

We spoke to one of the socialites who had accompanied Davido to the club where his phone vanished. She says that she had sat on the V.I.P lounge in the company of Vera Sidika, Victoria Kimani, Davido and his entourage. Apparently Davido got super wasted and blacked out and he was moved to another section of the V.I.P and that is when hell broke loose .His female fans stormed into the VIP and mobbed him, groped him and as soon as they were done his phone was gone!

A representative from Skyluxx however gave a different account. He says that Davido spent only 20 mins in the club, surrounded by security guards and his crew which composed of 20 Nigerians.

The Nigerians had earlier caused some fracas at the club’s entrance after security guard tried to stop them at the entrance for the procedural security check, and they refused to comply.

He also says that probably someone from his crew stole his phone as Davido made sure he was surrounded by his security at all times, while at Skyluxx security cleared his way. He did not touch anyone or talk to any fans, no fans could reach him as the socialite alleges.

He decided he cannot stay in a full club as it too uncomfortable so he was escorted out and did not cause any tantrum as previously stated by some blogs.

He claimed that he had photographic Evidence that Davido was surrounded by his crew at all times.Providing some of these photos as evidence that Davido couldn’t have possibly been robbed by Skyluxx’s revelers.

So who is telling the truth?

THE LIST: These Are The Big Fish In The Corruption List As Released By The Anti-Corruption Commission…Sonko, Kidero Are In Already

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Edward Chweya

The corruption list that made President Uhuru Kenyatta appear in parliament and demand that those mentioned step aside is finally out.

The most ironical thing is that even those who have been pushing others to step aside are in the list of shame that has been tabled in parliament today.

Ghafla Kenya has published some of the big names in the list and I am pretty sure by the time you get to the bottom, you will be left with one jaw on the floor. So sit back and read through the lines carefully.

Is your MP, Governor or Senator implicated?

Cabinet Secretaries implicated include:

Lands Ministry CS Charity Ngilu

Transport Ministry CS Michael Kamau

Agriculture Ministry CS Felix Koskei

Energy Ministry CS Davis Chirchir

Labor Ministry CS Kazungu Kambi

Principal Secretary Transport Nduva Muli

Governors implicated include:

Nairobi County Governor Evans Kidero

Narok County Governor Samuel Tunai

Machakos County Governor Alfred Mutua

Homa Bay County Governor Hezron Awiti

Turkana County Governor Josephat Nanok

Mombasa County Governor Hassan Joho

Kilifi County Governor Amason Kingi

Isiolo County Governor Godana Doyo

Migori County Governor Okoth Obado

Bomet County Governor Isaac Ruto

Garissa County Governor Nadhif Jama

Marsabit County Governor Yatani Kanacho

Meru County Governor Peter Munya

Senators implicated include:

Nairobi Senator Mike Sonko

Machakos County Senator Johnstone Muthama

Siaya County Senator James Orengo

MPs implicated include:

Ganze MP Peter Shehe

Lamu West MP, Julius Ndegwa

Nandi Hills MP, Alfred Keter

Nominated MP, Sonia Birdi

Mt. Elgon MP, John Serut

Kitutu Chache MP, Richard Onyonka

Parliamentary Committees implicated include:

Public Accounts Committee members

The Agriculture committee members

Other State officials implicated include:

Secretary to Cabinet Francis Kimemia

Auditor General Edward Ouko

National Police Service Commission Chairman Johnstone Kavuludi

Former Nairobi City Mayor, George Aladwa

Former Prime Minister’s Chief of staff Caroli Omondi

Former PS Ministry of Information Bitange Ndemo

IEBC Chief Executive Officer James Oswago

IEBC Deputy CEO Wilson Shollei

IEBC Director of Finance Edward Karisa

IEBC Head of Procurement Willie Kamanga

Former IIEC senior officials

Parastatal heads implicated include:

Geothermal Development Company MD Silas Simiyu

Nzoia Sugar Company MD Francis Oyatsi

NSSF Managing Trustee Richard Langat

Kenya National Examination Council (KNEC) CEO Paul Wasanga

National Water Conservation and Pipeline Corporation acting CEO Evans Ngibuini

KENTRADE CEO Alex Kabuga

Export Processing Authority (EPZ) former CEO Richard Mutule

FKF Secretary General Sam Nyamweya

Kenya Meat Commission former Managing Commissioner Ibrahim Isaac

Kenya Airports Authority MD Lucy Mbugua

Kenya Pipeline Corporation MD Charles Tonui

Mumias Sugar Company former MD Peter Kebati

Other County Officials implicated include:

Nairobi County Secretary Lilian Ndegwa

Trans-Nzoia County Secretary Sifuna Wakofula

Trans-Nzoia County Assembly Speaker David Sifuna

Makueni County Assembly Speaker Stephen Mutunga

Makueni County Secretary Rael Muthoka

Former Kiambu County Assembly Speaker Nick Ndichu

Machakos County Secretary Francis Mwaka

Kisumu County Assembly Speaker Anne Atieno

Elgeyo Marakwet County Assembly Speaker Albert Kochei

Isiolo County Secretary Ibrahim Wako

Embu County Secretary Laura Kariuki

Mandera County Secretary Okash Adan

Wajir County Secretary Abdullahi Sheikh

Davido Can’t Even Write A Simple Swahili Word, The Trolling Enters Day 2.

Posted on March 31, 2015 by T. Magu

When Etemesi wrote about the flop that Was Davido’s concert at the carnivore, everyone else jumped onto the bandwagon and everyone has been hating on the concert that was. As Davido sits in his Maserati licking his troll wounds, here is the second day of trolling. Kenyans have refused to let the matter rest.

Here are some of the reactions on Twitter:

He can’t even get the plural right, I think he owed us that.

Davido ‏@iam_Davido Mar 29

Great show in Kenya. I love all my fans, yall showed real love. Great people of Kenya, Nakupenda!!!!!… https://instagram.com/p/0zxAt3qUBK/

109 retweets71 favorites
JIQCEE ‏@jiqcee_klasick 4 hours agoKenya

Looks like skipping elections for a concert in Kenya was not a good idea for Davido who had fans blast him for a poor performance recently

1 retweet2 favorites
MaGbedu ‏@magbedu 4 hours ago

VIDEO: Fans blast Davido for poor performance in Kenya – http://bit.ly/1NBMaLW

1 retweet1 favorite
Follow IG:@XtianDela ‏@xtiandela Mar 29

The only Nigerian artist who will be allowed to perform in Kenya is @VICTORIA_KIMANI…. Posted in News, TV&Movies

Breaking! Generator Explodes At Brew Bistro (Photos)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

A generator has exploded at Brew Bistro & Lounge causing a raging fire. Thick fumes were witnessed as people tried to put off the fire. So far it appears the fire has been contained.

Credit: Faith C Muthoni

This, By Far, Is The Most Awesome Plan Top Kenya Comedians Have For The Easter Weekend

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Over ten comedians will be coming together to share a stage this Easter. They are all heading to Mombasa on the 3^rd of April to unleash a tsunami of jokes. Better carry some handkerchief if laughter makes you shed a tear or two.

See the lineup below for yourself:

Eric Omondi
Chipukeezy
Salvador
Sleepy
Jalang’o
Karis
Njoro
Freddy Omondi
Owago Onyiro
Butita
Dr. Ofweneke
Oyoo

Mombasa Laughs will go down at Fort Jesus from 6pm to 10pm.

Tickets are available for only 1,000/-, which you can reserve yours through; 0726 458 304.

Rongai Standby, Cubani Is Said to Have a Threesome Party This Week! Find Out More

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

It’s not a rumor! It’s real! #TheUltimate3some because all good things come in Threes!

The largest terrace club in Nairobi opened in Nairobi last year in Donholm, then late last year, plans was underway to build another in Rongai. For weeks now I’ve been ranting it will be a dope club. Well, ladies and gents my prophesy has come to pass…Cubano will be holding their first party next month, a 3-day of nothing than non-stop partying!

Because one artiste will not justice to this nights, expect the legendary in Kenyan Hip Hop;

who will be performing live.

On the decks will be

CODERED dj purpl
Capital Fm Dj Andre’ The Addiction
Dj Joe Mfalme

Now what will happen is, different day, different people will be holding the party down. Follow the link to know who Day 1- Day 3 is on stage; https://www.facebook.com/events/347567612112962/

Save the date, 2rd, 3rd & 4th April, Cubano will come alive!

Entry will be 500/= only.

Dr. Jose Chameleone Causes A Stir On The Sidelines Of Maisha Superstar (Photos)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

How do you expect East Africa’s richest musician to roll at the region’s biggest reality show? Well, Jose Chameleone didn’t disappoint, he did exactly what is expected of a celebrity of his caliber.

Jose Chameleone sure knows how to make a lasting impression. He didn’t utter a word or pull out uncanny behavior, his Escalade spoke louder than anything else.

The American-made vehicle stood out on the parking lot dwarfing all other machines that were in the vicinity.

Meanwhile the six rookies battling out for the top prize on Maisha Superstar pulled out their best to light up the show which aired on Maisha Magic channel 161 on Monday. Check out the chart below to see how the six are currently fairing:

Aaron Rimbui, Calvo Mistari, Avril, Allan Lucky and Monique Angelyn were the new guests on the show on last Monday’s episode.

5 Days Left to Easter Groove Party Courtesy of Taurus Events!!

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

The Taurus Events could be organizing a mega concert in Mombasa this coming Easter but Nairobians weren’t left out of this celebration.

‘Easter Groove Party’ at the BEST WESTERN PREMIER Rooftop is offering an Easter BBQ, Easter specials on selected drinks, and special interactive Bulleit Bourbon drinks and competitions throughout the day.

No Best Western Premier party is complete without a dip in the ever cool ever picturesque pool on the rooftop.

Start: Noon

Entry Fee: Ksh 500/-

Check out their events on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Taurus-Events/310051369094036?fref=ts

Follow them on Twitter account for more updates @Tauruseventz and ourInstagram page@Taurusevents1>

SHOCKING: Habida Reveals How She Was Raped

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Edward Chweya

Habida is one of the most gorgeous and ever smiling artistes in Kenya. She is known to be outgoing and social, and perhaps this could explain why sometimes she gets so high while YOLOing with friends and her fans.

Behind the beautiful face and voice that Habida is blessed with, the singer has a story that she has held on to and kept a top secret until late last week when she opened up about it.

When Mzazi Willy M Tuva hosted the songbird on his Mambo Mseto show on Radio Citizen, Habida finally decided it was time to tell the world her well-kept secret.

She was raped by a close friend.

Habida says that it was after they had enjoyed themselves and she got too drunk to get home by herself. Her friend offered to drop her home and that is how it came to happen that the man did not take the singer home. Instead, he raped her on her drunken state.

Why did she not report the matter?

Habida says she just decided to let it go because she did not allow it to get into her so much. She says that she decided that this was not going to break her spirit and dictate her life and so she decided to let it go.

The singer says that she has since moved on and she doesn’t see it as a big deal because it is her past. She advices fellow ladies to let such things go because if they allow them to dictate their lives, they will break them down.

Here is the whole interview as it went down between Habida and Mzazi Willy M Tuva:

Courtesy: Msetoea

If Your Girlfriend Doesn’t Own Any Of These, Leave Her.

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by T. Magu

There is nothing quite as beautiful in this world as a woman who knows how to dress well, flowers and good food.-Tonny Ndung’u Ghafla.

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Leaked; Skylux is to be Invaded This Thursday. Find Out More

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

When? 2nd April 2015

What? The Invasion Party

Where? Skylux Lounge

Time? 9pm till Dawn!

Skylux, the most happening club in the haven of entertainment will be hosting an Invasion Party to welcome in the Easter with a BANG! This Easter Eve Party is promised to be epic according to the organizers, nothing less than the lined-up parties that we’ve had since the year began.
The Invasion Night Out will have Dj Vin -the Invader and Dj Incredible on the ones and twos with Live Mixing.

Entrance is only 300/=

See you there!

5 International Celebrities That Have Been Robbed While On A Visit To Kenya. Sean Paul’s Incident Was The Most Shocking (Photos)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

Some crooks have been busy denting the country’s reputation on the face of the world with their distasteful profession. These anonymous thieves have made international stars develop cold feet when they think of visiting Kenya.

Most international celebrities who have been robbed in Kenya didn’t even know they lost their valuables, not until when they checked later on. It seems the thieves were kind enough to politely steal from them.

First on our radar is Sean Paul. He lost his phone in Kenya at a time when handsets were the privilege of the rich. Back then in 2004, for an ordinary person to own a phone, they would have parted way with a large chunk of their three month salary or even taken a loan.

Sean Paul had just finished dropping a thrilling performance at Carnivore when he was approached by fans who carried him up high in appreciation of his electrifying gig. The Jamaican star didn’t know the thieves were only masquerading as fans and that their main objective was to take his phone.

Just like that, Sean Paul lost his costly smart phone which had very important personal data. The incident annoyed the ragga artist that he decided to snob Kenya and opted to perform in Uganda during his next visit to East Africa.

Next victim is Glen Washington. The reggae singer is also said to have lost his phone during a visit to the country. The phone was rumored to have been stolen by a popular female radio presenter who was seen seated close to Glen before it went missing.

Mama G or better known as Patience Ozokwor has also been a victim of theft when she visited the country in 2011.

The Nigerian actress lost her phone while she was in company of other Nollywood stars. Mama G had visited University of Nairobi where she had an interactive session with students before heading to Brookhouse to address drama club members.

It’s believed Mama G lost her phone somewhere while attending the two events. Between students of Brookhouse and University of Nairobi, who would you bet your money are the most likely culprits?

Another reggae star who lost a phone in Kenya is Tarrus Riley. The Jamaican was robbed of his iPhone during a press conference held at the posh Sankara Hotel in 2012. Even after a thorough search, Tarrus’ iPhone couldn’t be located.

He is said to have pleaded with the thief to return his sim card and keep the phone for themselves but the heartless thug (s) couldn’t hear any of his plea.

Last but not least is Nigerian heartthrob, Davido. Come to notice this list is dominated by Jamaicans and Nigerians. Seems they are thieves’ magnet!

Davido lost his phone at the exquisite Skylux Lounge after dropping a not so impressive performance at Carnivore. It seems the thief was making him pay; how could folks spend been 2500-8000k then you are just in a hurry on stage! Anyway, the first suspect should be the pretty ladies who were surrounding him. Si that’s how detectives starts investigating crime; from the general to the specific.

Well, I feel too bad for these international celebrities but they should know better. Not all those hanging with them during their concerts have good intentions, some are thieves!

Ladies & Gents; Here Are Some Employment Opportunities You Should Probably Check Out

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Getting a job isn’t easy, I know. Tarmacking is tiring, stressful, heart-breaking…you name it! Finding someone to tell you of an open vacancy is rare but I’m here to let you know there are openings. Santana Foundation is still hiring, I’ve received emails about the vacancies, so I’m here to put this into perspective. I am not hiring, BUT, Santana is.

Below are the vacancies available,, check them out and apply NOW! Click on the position you would like, it will re-direct you to another page. Qualifications and what not will be found in the other page. Start applying.

The Santana Foundation – Kenya

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You Can Rant all You Want but These Individuals Have Little to Regret for Attending Davido’s Concert

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Irari Ngugi

So the much anticipated Davido concert went down last week and by the look of things, it didn’t quite go as people anticipated.

It was a huge flop alright but I’m pretty sure these crop of people have little to complain about. They might have not enjoyed the performance but that’s just about it, they had nothing else to lose and by these people I’m talking about Kaduda phone users. For those not yet acquainted, the Intel 2100 is the new flagship phone by the most innovative phone network provider in Kenya, Orange.

First of all, they had very little light stuff to carry around as the phone is pretty simple, light and sleek so it easily fits in the pocket. Thus when they jumped up and down when Davido entered the stage, they had very little weight to carry so the disappointment was less when the performance ended up being subliminal. Can you imagine jumping all that high with a tablet in the pocket only for someone to pull something so mediocre?

And when they resulted to drinking to comfort themselves, they had little to worry about pick pockets as no thief wants such a phone; maybe just the smart ones who know just what the Kaduda is made of. The phone also has a torch so when they got so high and they had to walk in the thick grass rampant in carnivore grounds, it was easy to identify their steps and where they had parked their cars. Majority of these other big phones don’t have that.

Since it also has a very high end camera, they took selfies to ensure that they keep that day in mind. You know, the day they got duped of their hard earned money. I’m pretty sure that would serve as a valuable lesson for their kids.

And since the Kaduda phone is dual sim, they were able to communicate to all their friends who were bound to make their way to carnivore and warn them that things were not looking very good a noble cause if I might add.

Lastly, when they got so angry after seeing their favourite African artiste put up such a mediocre performance and decided to throw their phones on their ground, they had little losses to contend as the Kaduda is only 999 bob. Try banging an iPhone on the wall and see how that goes.

So it’s better to be a Kaduda user as it acts as a shock absorber in these kinds of situations.

10 Photos Of Kenya’s Most Fashionable Twins

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by T. Magu

The Brian twins are beyond doubt one of the most fashionable twin bloggers. Check photos below

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Live The Party, Love The Party & BE at This Dope Party

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

This years Easter is buzzed up with parties from left, right and center! One would mistake us to be the risen with all the parties lined up. Now unlike the norm where partying was only anticipated in Westy, Rongai is slowly taking over the partying scene.

Over the Easter weekend, Ladida Lounge will be hosting party from 2nd-4th April.

On the 4th, the ‘Dope Saturday’ night out will be christened as the king of mixtapes on the streets, he’s mixes are dope! They cut across all genres from;

Afro House
Urban House
Dance
Hip Hop
and of course local music!

He describes himself as ‘the dope buoy from NickDee Entertainment that even your mothers knows about’, he’s Dj Kym NickDee.

Dj Kym will be blowing Ladida Lounge Up!! A day after the most anticipated themed night that will go down on Good Friday, the 3rd of April. Details here: https://www.ghafla.co.ke/news/events/list/item/31437-colonel-moustapha-takes-the-lenga-stress-tour-to-rongai.

Ladida Lounge is located in Rongai.

Ladies; Tips Revealed on How You Kwatchua a Husband. Even That Nigerian You Are Eyeing Right Now #StoryLab

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Numerous are times as women do we tell men we love them but we don’t. But we do not match up to the number of men that tell women the three magical words. Women are more emotional beings, we get lied to we are loved so we can give up the cookie. Such an old trick in the book but works every other time!

Telling someone you love but you really don’t do you feel that fall at the pit of your stomach and eewish, and just wish to roll over and just die! I do. For the life of me I cannot tell you I love you and I don’t. Those three words mean a lot to me, so I just don’t walk around dishing them out like Patco! I have to feel it, fight it, till it overwhelms me before I do. I’m weirdly wired like that.

Why do you tell people you love them and you actually don’t? And what’s the feeling you get after that?

This is the drama that will unfold in tonight’s episode 5 of How to Find a Husband. Don’t wait to be told half-witted stories. At 10pm make yourself comfy and switch Maisha Magic, Channel 161. You can also catch it on DSTV Catch Up if you are a premium subscriber just in case you miss today’s show with all the traffic and ol.

Till then, here’s a recap from last episode;

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Eldoret Matatu Makes A Fool Out Of Vera Sidika. See What They Did (Photo)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

The one and only Vera Sidika was honored by an Eldoret matatu. The irony of the rare adornment however will throw you off the chair.

Who said Vera Sidika wasn’t worth emulating? She is one of the few Kenyans who make millions within a snap of the finger. With such a reputation, certainly lots of people must be looking up to her.

Many may harbor hate for Vera Sidika but not Eldoret touts; they have mad love for the self-styled socialite, oh! Is it prostitute? Bet the two go hand in hand.

So these makangas from the athletic capital of Kenya decided to express their admiration for Vera with a conspicuous graffiti on their matatu. I think someone misinformed Vera it was a Nairobi matatu because she went full blast with joy yapping how Nairobi loves her.

Eldoret residents were however quick to remind her the mat plies on their route and not Nairobi as she earlier intimated. Sorry Vera!

Well, the irony of the rare admiration is very simple. As a matter of fact, most of folks enlightened Vera about it too. A matatu is a form of public transportation, everyone uses it. And remember you also get to pay for it, right? Now fast forward to the meaning of prostitute; typically a woman, who engages in sexual activity for payment.

So anyone can pay a hooker for a ride, connect the two; a matatu and a whore and you will see how Eldoret touts were making a fool out of Vera.

Go to the next page and check out some of the hilarious comments posted on Facebook after Vera uploaded a photo of the Eldoret matatu:

Misango Ako Mess: bt the mat looks old and over used just like your pussy..

Essy Jones: reward the fan

Georgy Wa Wageorgy: Mpe kamoja

Ian Darlingtone Ndonga: But is your name in the book of life ? …

Metalbleed Adi Blackblooder: the problem is…the car is not bleached its natural

Moses Odia: Unafaa umpe ata round 1

Rotich Evans Dan: Sasa c ungefanya offer kwa Facebook “free sex for one of us” . . Tunatamani maze

Sam Junior: i am your big fan too sidika …

Moses Kashlink: Am interested to see the message written on the wind screen n side of the same mat.. I can ges thoh sumn like: My skin my choice or shameless hoe. Anyway,not our concern….

Essy Mbugua: too bad da photo is before yo got bleached

Dianah Ayieta: Hahahahaha,some comments here go make me die with laughter

Montel Bryant: that mat is in eldy not nai..

Gawerinae Inde Vioja: ..waarabu wanaDANDIA DANDIA tu kama mathree…js lyk ua punani…

Peter Maitah: matatu ni ya abiria wengi..jst like ur punani.

Nicholas Mwiti: Will you marry me vera?

Philip Tendet: mtoto si tortoise

Larry Lagat Loitah Jr: I must bet you taste heavenly……kindly let me know your recipe boo

Stevens Norah: ata pia mimi niliona yangu imeandikwa ‘madam’ its such a wonderful feeling

Jacque Naanyu: Not Nairobi this is Eldoret,Langas sacco

Moh Sheezy Heezy: You guyz use your pussies too lve vera alone!!!Vera am ur die hard fan too

Kevin Kioi Gitau: VERA FOR WOMEN REP

VJ Nyba: Can a male socialite work with Vera for sometime atleast?

Ammanul Steven Mussi: Ukiendelea ivo Siku moja uta chapa kama hio matatu..

Samuel Platnumz Gichinga: Kwaza tafuteni hawa wezake muache panganga vera atabaki vera mwenye wivu aji TINT ama apingwe kuni ambaki nayo

Llewellyhn Maitha: @vee s beiby..whoever send u that alikudanganya…hii mat mi ya eldoret i saw it juzi uko….

Kips Sydney: Correction it’s in Eldoret…..very big fan

Peter Precious Mwangi: that mat belongs in eldoret,langas sacco beiby,BTW,hapo ni eldy.bt you would not know the difference would you

Mwangih Jimley: yea a die hhharrrd fan for the real you…the picture is the dark you…

Meg Gics Gicheha: Am ua biggest fun too vera,love u,love ua body,i love ua attitude gal,afterall its ua life.

Genevive Mariwana Agaste: you must be really proud huh?

Who Knew That K24’s Michelle Morgan Could Get This Wild? (Photos)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Sue Watiri

When Michelle Morgan made her first appearance on our screens, Kenyans were immediately infatuated with her all-around beauty and charming demeanor. Qualities that have made her a hit to date and will surely keep her around for years to come.

But do not be fooled by her doe-like appearance, she is wild at heart.

The K24 prime time news anchors knees recently visited the quaint Coastal town of Diani and enjoyed one of the pleasures the coastal beach had to offer, Sky Diving.

The daredevil anchor shared photos of herself high up in the air and she looked pretty stoked about experiencing the exhilarating extreme sport that would leave most of us peeing in our pants out of fear of plunging to our deaths.

Working in Tao & in Search of a New Lunch Joint? Wait! See This First

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

It’s the ultimate partying destination within the CBD. The ambiance at SkyWorld will certainly blow your mind.

If you are looking for a nice place to rev at, I mean a place with no kids jumping all over the place getting on your nerve, then SkyWorld Lounge is the place for you.

Before I forget, beer is in plenty at Kes 180 only. The price goes for all the local beverages. And a meal of 300/= will get you free juice!

SkyWorld is located on Tom Mboya, now before you dismiss it based on its location, check it out first.

The place gets flocked by mature guys, try it, it will be a decent night or lunch hour for you.

Fitted with huge HD screens, you’ll get to watch the latest game perfectly.

20 Years Ago, This Is What Julie Gichuru Did As A University Student In Cardiff, Wales (Photo)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Edward Chweya

When you turn on your TV on Sunday evening, tune in to Citizen TV and see that glittering face smile at you with a warm welcome for Sunday Live, know that you are staring at a face that has traveled far and wide and did a lot of things for this country and our continent as well.

Julie Gichuru, one of Kenya’s most celebrated and well-traveled TV personalities, has a past, and her past is not a bitter one. It is actually a glittering and an inspirational one.

Julie has shared her days, 20 years ago, when she was an undergraduate student at Cardiff University in Wales, the United Kingdom.

Julie was not here for academic reasons alone. She actually engaged in several activities, all aimed at selling the name of our country to the world.

This was way back in 1995 when Julie modeled for Kenya. The TV siren has shared a photo of herself strutting on the catwalk as she donned a nice African kitenge and of course raised its hemline a bit higher to show her thigh.

Julie probably never disappointed I guess. Then I was only 4 years old. It is a long time remember but Julie as soldiered on and it seems her destiny is just an amazing one.

Here is what the TV queen shared:

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#WayBackWhen
#LoveAfrica
Strutting the catwalk for Africa 20 years ago during my Uni days in Cardiff, Wales

#KaraokeNight; It’s That Time Again we Go Get Free Shots at Scratch!

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

What do you get when you bring the whole CBD of Karaoke singers?? FUN and letting LOSE.

Every Wednesday without fail, Scratch Bar offers singers and croakers a platform to showcase what their vocal chords hold for some serious singing! Peeps have desire to be in front of an audience and perform, and the thing I admire from a Karaoke Night, no matter how good or horrible you sound, people still applaud you after your singing. It’s like a friendship-type of thingy.

Change your perception of Wednesday from today, think it a golden opportunity to rejuvenate your wild side. All those who will have the guts to take on the mic and croak to a crowd of electrified revelers will be rewarded. No judgment, just come and show the world what you are made of.

Scratch Bar & Grill will be having a dedicate night of plenty singing, delicious food, spending only 160/= on beer cans. Remember, free shots for every singer on Wednesday

Scratch is located along Moi Avenue, 2^nd floor on Sonalux House.

Sing your way to a prize!

INSPIRATIONAL TUESDAY: Radio Queen Opens Up About Her Journey To Stardom…This Is The Greatest Inspirational Story Ever Told

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Edward Chweya

She is arguably one of the finest voices behind radio today. Despite working in an environment that is quickly surrendering to stiff competition, she has remained a voice to reckon with, an admiration and of course many people’s favourite.

But behind all these compliments, an inspirational story lies: a story of a lady who picked herself from ashes, dusted up and embarked on a journey to become one of the most coveted and sought after radio voices.

Here is the story of KBC’s Cynthia Anyango as she revealed exclusively to Ghafla Kenya:

Born and raised in Mombasa, Cynthia found life taking a twist she never expected. Instead of going up, it all started descending quickly and everything became difficult for her. She had no option but to resort to dancing in clubs to entertain revelers who paid her for her upkeep.

So Cynthia danced at Bob’s Bar in the coastal city.

It was while she danced here that someone discovered her and helped her enroll at Mombasa Polytechnic where she studied a diploma in Mass Communication.

Cynthia worked hard amid difficulties like raising school fees but luckily she managed to finish her studies. While at college, she worked as a preacher after getting saved and it was here that her dream to work in a media house was discovered.

Someone discovered her prowess and recommended her to Pwani FM. She underwent the necessary procedures and luckily passed and was offered a job at the station.

Here, she ran the gospel show where she could preach and play songs.

It was while she worked for Pwani FM that KBC spotted her talent and poached him to their stations in Nairobi.

Cynthia has since forged a formidable relationship with her co-host Bonnie Musambi and two are arguably the greatest pair of presenters that KBC boasts today.

The radio queen’s story is just an inspirational one for those wanting to pursue journalism and other careers. Nothing comes on a silver salver they say.

No Wedding Bells For Jaguar Just Yet. Here Is The Real Reason Why He Is Not Settling Down

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Martin Oduor

Forget all the rumors flying around, the king of Kenyan showbiz is not walking down the aisle any time soon. Something is restraining!

Most ladies would move mountains to have a man like Jaguar as their hubby. Jaguar has however broken hearts of most of his potential suitors with his declaration.

A lot has been said about Jaguar dating so and so and that he was looking forward to tie the knot soon. All those were mere grapevine, the truth straight from the horse’s mouth has finally arrived.

Jaguar has opened up about his relationship burying many speculations that he was settling down soon. The father of two disclosed he isn’t ready to be committed to someone because he was still taking care of his two pretty daughters.

“There’s been a lot of talk about me marrying. Guess we all want that one day… At the moment I just want to be a good father to my two lovely daughters. I thank God for them and I Thank God for your well wishes.” Wrote Jaguar.

Sorry ladies, got to wait a little longer!

Nonini Vs Jua Cali: Who Has Always Been The Better Artiste? (ANALYSIS)

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Philip Etemesi

In the track ‘Moto Wa Kuotea Mbali’, Nameless says, “Respect your elders, I started singing when you were still in diapers.” That’s a mature line from one of Kenya’s mainstream music pioneers. In as much as we love to celebrate the musical acts of today, we must never forget where it all started

Nonini and Jua Cali are both responsible for the emergence of Genge. Some people have grown up listening to them, while some have grown old listening to them. Fame is like a lotus flower, at one time it’s bright, shiny and then after a while it withers and dies. Many artistes who began their music careers at around the same time as Jua Cali and Nonini have faded, witherd and gone silent. The two both started out at Calif records but Nonini opted out to other production houses later on. Jua Cali stuck with Clemmo and that decision paid off well.

Nonini refers to himself as ‘The Godfather of Genge’ whereas Jua Cali is ‘Baba Yao’. It takes special talent, discipline and commitment to stay relevant in the competitive showbiz industry. Even though the two are not as big as they used to be back in the day, their songs radiate maturity and powerful delivery. But what really separates them? Who’s better than the other? Or are they just great in equal and different measure? A close analysis might help us determine this.

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Style

Nonini started out as the daring rapper with vulgar lyrics. His style made him controversial but popular. He had balls that no other rapper had back then. In an age where the society was still conservative and explicit content in music was not tolerated, Nonini preferred to stick by what he believed in, and the rewards were handsome. His bold attitude was a plus. He may not be a favorite among older peeps who felt he spoiled their children but with the younger generation, he was mighty. However, Nonini has trend-hopped his way through the years, adopting new flows, sounds, and styles. He has changed his musical view to more of inspiration and advisory.

Jua Cali started out with a style that involved putting stress on words. This style came with a form of unique aura that people loved. Although he also used vulgar content in his music from time to time, he did so in a not so open manner. The rapper has always managed to rap about things that the younger generation finds interesting. Jua Cali’s style has stayed the same, though each track has a different feel to it, a slight deviation. Instead of borrowing flows, he refined the one he came up with. And at a time when older rappers are trying to figure out a way to gracefully age while staying hip to the new shit, Jua Cali, as displayed on Karibu Nairobi, is comfortable doing what feels comfortable to him. There’s no funny hook. No modern beats. No change in image. Just the one and true Jua Cali. In 2015, that sounds like a win.

Hit Power

These two artistes have always managed to come up with lyrically hard hitting tracks. Their songs are radio friendly and club bangers too. Songs that these two artistes released years ago still bring back good memories and create the party feeling. In terms of coming up with quality music laden with sure flow, these two stand on equal ground.

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Consistency

Despite their consistence, both artistes take sabbaticals once in a while. Sometimes Nonini has been less consistent than Jua Cali. Maybe it’s due to his business projects and the heavy work involved in his charity projects. Jua Cali on the other end has been merciless, releasing track after track and getting worthy rotation. He has had his quiet moments too. No one can be perfect really. However, the truth still remains- both artistes are certified ‘rapreneurs.’

Achievements and Honors

In other music genres, new artistes have managed to upset the status quo. In Genge, Nonini and Jua cali still hold the most influence. The only other top artistes in that Genre are P-Unit. Nonini’s music career has evidently paid of well. He has at times topped the list of highest earning Kenyan artistes in terms of royalties.

Jua Cali too has been a high earner. Pictures of both artistes from now and ten years ago show that hard work really pays. From slim hood guys back then, to bosses right now, these artistes have made it. They have won various Kenyan and East African awards and they might just continue doing so if they stay on their well- mastered lanes.

So which of these two legends do you think is the dopest? HAVE YOUR SAY BELOW

Who is better?

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Tamasha is Turning up The Heat With Karaoke Night & Free #Aqula Shots Available

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Karaoke themed nights are interesting to say the least! What more could a night give if not an image of a drunk ‘salaryman’ crooning and shaking their body like they are having an episode of epilepsy only to figure out they are dancing to Queen Bee’s ‘Drunk in Love’ hit song? And hogging that microphone like their life depended on it. And to top it all, the singers have no care in the world! They are having immense fun!! I admire them! Given that I cannot do it, so hats off to them.

Being a party and drinking Nation, Aqula Vodka is making rounds around hot spots in Nairobi. Aqula is a Kenyanized Vodka, that is infused with Russian recipes and has gone through distillation process that combines the purest of water to create an incredibly smooth, great-tasting vodka with remarkable body and character.

Aqula is making their way to Tamasha Hurlighum tomorrow night. Now combine Karaoke and Vodka in one night, epic, right? Aqula will be giving free shots to every singer, the newcomer singer who finally found the guts to sing in front of a bunch of strangers will get a whole bottle on top of the free shot, the best singer will also get a free bottle. Now this night is not only for the best, even with a croaking voice, you’ll get to walk away with a bottle of Aqula Vodka. That’s not the end of it, shots will be sold at 50/- baab! and bottles at only 800/=.

Tomorrow it maaad fun!!! Don’t wait to be told, be part of it.

See you all at Tamasha Hurlinghum

Pull up a Chair & Witness as Kenyan Celebs Love Scandals Unfold For The World to See

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

DON’T LET ME GO!

Deceit, cover up and false identity abound in this hilarious comedy filled with innuendo and cruelly funny turns of fate

Hilarious Comedy April Thu 16 at 6pm, Fri 17 at 6 & 8pm, Sat 18 at 3, 6 & 8pm and Sun 19 at 3 & 6 pm at Alliance Francaise

STRICTLY ADULTS ONLY

In this hilarious comedy of riotous marital misunderstandings, a couple attempts to flee the country. With the police in hot pursuit, they assume various identities as they battle to keep their secrets secret. Produced by Abuto Eliud, this MUST-SEE witty and intelligently crafted COMEDY will definitely keep you on the edge of your seat.

The star-studded cast of Kirumburu Ng’ang’a, Nick Ndeda, Janet Kirina, Diana Mulwa, Justin Mirichii, Martin Githinji and Robert Agengo delightfully lift up the story to a crescendo as cover-ups and marital mishaps take root…Veteran director Mbeki Mwalimu teams up with FCA’s talented creative Wangari Gioche to direct this laugh-a-minute comedy. The stage manager is Beauty Ayoma while Nina Mwiti is the production assistant.

Tickets @500/=. Advance tickets on sale at only 400 bob till Tuesday April 7th. Pay via Mpesa BUY GOODS Till Number 811120. Call 0726524124/0728130134, Airtel: 0734524124 or call 0202025811. Email: info@fcakenya.co.ke.

Tickets on sale at Alliance Francaise reception, Asanand Music Shop on Moi avenue, 8to8 Mall next to Jazz Bar and Metz Photo Lab, Revlon Plaza, Tubman Rd, Off Kimathi St., Lower ground floor, Next to Bazaar Hse, Opposite Total Petrol Station. Tickets for DON’T LET ME GO are in high demand! So go on, get your ticket today. You will not be disappointed. Treat yourself to a thrilling evening of high quality entertainment.

Churchill’s Counterpart, MC Jessy, Gets Trolled Badly For Hosting Kanyari…Kenya Harbours The Greatest Panel Of Judges The World Has Ever Seen

Posted on March 31, 2015 by Edward Chweya

Comedian Churchill has been on the receiving end of taunts from Kenyans for the past one week, first for his comments on the rape scandal facing Imenti MP Gideon Mwiti and then for hosting controversial preacher Kanyari on his Churchill Show last Sunday.

The comedian has since apologized for the former.

His counterpart, MC Jessy Jasper, with whom he hosted Kanyari has not been forgiven either. The Hot 96 host who co-hosted the show with Churchill lit up a fire that he has found difficult to put off.

MC Jessy asked for views from his fans and believe it what he received was not just backlash but also ridiculed and curses for what many think is mocking God.

Here is a sample of the responses he got:

MC Jessy asked:

Hehehehehee…ok.
Pastor Kanyari came on Churchill Show…

Ehe wakenya mmemtrendisha on Twitter…okey niambieni basi maoni yenu sasa. Tunasoma….

And the responses he got:

Dantel Kebs sasa hawa…yu’ve made afew millions on tht show mnaona mmefika…there are ppl making Billions and thy don’t mock God!

Sam Mburu Churchill dad was so stupid of u! Ama unaona umefika? Don’t play wit God, he can reduce u from grace 2 grass!

Wamiti Bswat Sonharry#Kanyarî has alwaiz been the biggest joke & that’s y he couldn’t hv tym 4 Larry’s show #TheTrend but found tym 4 #ChurchillShow 2 further his COMEDY JOKEs skills… #RekeNemwo (Lemmi not)

Bett Kipkosgei Eliud That guy shouldn’t be anywhere near a national tv. He mocks God in broad day light. Seek His forgiveness

Karani Dougie RamboKanambo I’m glad I missed it. Its time for you guys to take a break. You’ve ran out of creativity. Let me suggest for you the next “hot” and “trendy” guest: Onyancha the dude who raped and killed dozens of women in Naivasha. #perverts #shameonchurchill #shameonntv

Purity Mbaya You are loosing focus. Soon the show will be no mor

Emily Mosetithat was noo show tho nlona adi mwisho…. kanyari potelea mbali.. tat was stupid of u nd churchil trying to create humour in it

Pst Henry OdariJessy ibelieve ur a believer,idont know much about Churchill, but this time around uv mocked GOD ALMIGHTY,REPENT OR ELSE YOU WILL ENCOUNTER GOD’S WRATH!!!

Bongo Sensation Artiste Rich Mavoko, Avril & MC Tuva to Share a Stage Come This Thursday

Posted on March 31, 2015April 10, 2017 by Sheila Kanja

Tanzania heartthrob, Rich Mavoko will be jetting in the country some time soon for his much anticipated and hyped event that will be held in one of Nairobi’s finest partying hot spot. With his striking relationship with Kenyan artistes and a collabo with Kaka Sungura, it’s no wonder Mavoko keeps coming back to the country event after event.

Heri Square Lounge has revealed that the Roho Yangu hit maker will be joined by the likes of Avril, Willy M. Tuva among others on the 2nd of April, 2015 for his Live Concert at Heri Square Lounge.

The event will have you welcome the long Easter weekend on a high roll.

Entrance is only 500/= and it starts at 6pm till dawn

Heri Square is located at Runda/ Ruaka Bypass

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