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5 Situations You Can Relate To If You Have Been Broke In a Club (+Memes)

Being broke aint easy. Being broke and being a party animal is even harder.

Here are 5 situations you can relate to if you have been broke at a club

1.The Pregame

They call it the party before the party.

This saves you a whole lot of money because let’s face it; alcohol is crazy expensive in clubs. Kibao Vodka, Konyagi and other non-poisonous but pocket friendly drinks are the way to go. So you are hammered before you hit the club.

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2.Entrance Fee?

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You steer away from clubs with entry fees coz let’s face it, are you going to pay 5 sok to enter a club or could that money be used in a another club to drink?

3.Popping Bottles?

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4.When someone offer to buy you a drink

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5.Since you cannot afford a cab, you have to wait the following morning to use a matatu and since you are in a mini…

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Nameless, Nazizi, Ciku Muriuri and 9 Other Celebrities Who Look Sexy In Dreadlocks (Photos)

Dreadlocks are often associated with the Rastafarians of Jamaica, but some hair experts claim that the dreadlock history is not unique to Jamaica and Rastafarians and they date back to 2500 BCE.

This hairstyle was spotted on Indian sages and yogis, on mummified Egyptian Mummies, Ancient Greece, Maasai and Turkana tribes of Kenya and early Aztec priests. Basically, they have been part of the human cultural history for a long time.

In modern times, we have seen this hairstyle worn by many celebrities including Bob Marley, Lucky Dube , Whoppi Goldberg among others.

Today we look at some Kenyan celebrities who rock this long-established hairstyle:

1.Nameless

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2. All the members of H_art the Band

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3.Renee Ngamau-Capital F.M

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4. Classic 105’s Nick Odhiambo

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5.Radio Maisha’s Mwende Macharia

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6.Redsan

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7. Nazizi Hirji

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8.Hot 96’s Ciru Muriuki

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9. Fashion Blogger/Stylist Silvia Njoki

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10. Ciku Muiruri

Pope Francis Pulls Off A Mugabe Challenge, Lands And Rises Just Fine Like A Boss (Photos)

So Yoweri Museveni now has has his M7 challenge, which is truly a boss move.

He however was not the first president to inspire a challenge that led to memes. That honor belongs to Zambian strongman Robert Mugabe. Uncle Bob as he is fondly known was waving to the crows as he approached his limo having alighted from a plane when he tripped and fell.

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Those two or three minutes as he recovered and was sped away became part of his legend and the internet for almost a week exploded with hundreds of memes.

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Well, at least now Robert Mugabe can now rest easy knowing that such embarrassing moments can happen even to the holiest of us. This is after Pope Francis also tripped on stairs and fell while approaching the altar at the Black Maddona shrine in Czestochowa, Poland. He however, got up dusted himself and proceeded on making no fuss of the whole incident.

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It was later confirmed that the 79 year old Pontiff was fine and in good cheer. Here are photos of the Pope’s fall

Following Victoria Kimani’s International Success, Chocolate City Takes a Chance on another Talented Kenyan Musician

Nigerian based record label signed Victoria Kimani 4 years ago making her the first Kenyan to join the Nigerian label. After the signing, Victoria went on to cause ripples in the Nigerian and Kenyan music scenes with hits like ‘Prokoto’ ‘Mtoto’, ‘All the way’ and others.

Now Chocolate City is taking a chance on another Kenyan, Eric Onyango Omollo better known as Qritiqal.

After losing both parents within a space of two months upon entering his teenage years, Qritiqal, turned to music as a cathartic expression of deep seated feelings no one should endure at such a young age. 

Born in 1989 and raised in Mombasa Kenya, he ventured into music through school festivals. He hung out with local artistes who mentored him through his personal struggles, including the loss of one of his siblings, as he passionately pursued music as both therapeutic and a career path. After a chance meeting with Gyptian at a local show, he was inspired to record original material and debuted in 2010 as a sensational dance hall artiste with the single “Weak Inside” – a nation-wide hit.

 

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The single won him the Best Video of the Year 2010 at the Nzumari Awards and the Best Video of The Year Coast Music Awards. In 2012, he dropped another hit single “Kupe” where he was featured by Ogopa Deejayz Artist and Guru Col. Mustafa. Having also shared a stage with the likes of Jaguar and Sauti Sol, he decided it was time for him to pause and develop his own unique sound, later on meeting and collaborating with local producer, Motif_On_The_Beat (Morris Kobia). Their collaboration produced successful Dj Dubplates for local Djs, at a time when he also doubled as a jingle maker for some advertisement agencies.

His consistency and passion for music developed Qritiqal’s signature sound; a go between dancehall, soul and R&B, where his high tenor range, in contrast with his laid back delivery gives him a unique tone and flow. This had him hand picked for the theme song of Kenya’s legendary DJ Joe Mfalme. Still, success and the right attention seemed to elude him as he kept doing pro-bono gigs while trying his best to cater for his younger brother and only surviving family member. He eventually settled in Nairobi – the music capital of Kenya, where he was discovered by Chocolate City Music Kenya, the sister company to Chocolate City Music Nigeria; home to internationally known acts like Ice Prince Zamani, Koker and MI Abaga.

Get ready Africa, it’s about to get Qritiqal.

You can find him on Social Media using teh user names below:
Instagram – Qritiqals
Twitter – Qritiqals
Facebook – Qritiqals  

Churchill Show’s Prof Hamo Lands A New Job

Prof Hammo’s story is truly a grass to grace story as he started out as a mandazi seller to make ends meet, and now he is one of the most sought after comedians in the country.

In a past interview with Buzz, Prof Hamo revealed that he used to sell mandazi on a bicycle daily while at the same time performing in a band. Maybe that is where he honed his singing skills that we often see on the Churchill show.

He went for countless auditions to join the Churchill show and faced incalculable dismissals before he finally got a chance to showcase what he had during a road show.

Now, the 30 year old who used to sell mandazi in Nakuru is enjoying a lucrative career as a comedian, in fact he already has his first billboard with Star Times that can be spotted along the former globe roundabout.

A Truly Amazing Love Story! 14 Romantic Photos That Tell Hillary and Bill Clinton’s Love Story Since They Met In 1971(Photos)

Hillary Clinton is on the verge of making history. Should she win the elections she would become the first woman to be president of the USA.

She will also be going to the White House for the second time having been a former first lady. She has served as Senator as well as a Secretary of State. Basically she is an accomplished woman as any can be. The mother of one and grandmother achievements have come with a loving husband by her side a husband she supported through his public career to presidency and he has returned the favor.

Theirs is a love that began back in their campus days. Bill Clinton in his keynote speech at the democratic convention revisited their love story and what a romantic tale he told.

“In the spring of 1971 I met a girl. The first time I saw her we were, appropriately enough, in a class on political and civil rights. She had thick blond hair, big glasses, wore no makeup, and she had a sense of strength and self—possession that I found magnetic.”

Here are photo of him and the lady he met in the spring of 1971 through the years

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Major Throwback Photo of How Prezzo Looked Before His Drastic Weight Loss

Ages before he joined the cast of Nairobi Diaries, Prezzo was one of the most respected rising rappers in East Africa.

And so it was only expected that he would hang out with the best. We came across a photo of Prezzo taken back in the day when he was hanging out with AY and Dudu Baya who were also some of the hottest new artistes at that time.

Back then A.Y was very slender and Prezzo towered over him and Dudu Baya. Times have changed but Prezzo has maintained his flamboyant fashion sense.

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Victoria Kimani’s Boyfriend Possessively Places His Hands on the Singer’s Hips as He Introduced her to the Public for the First Time Ever (Photo)

Victoria Kimani has often been secretive about her love life.

Leading to speculations that she dated Victor Wanyama, claims that she vehemently denied saying she and Wanyama were just friends.

Now for the first time ever the ‘Mtoto’ singer has unveiled her man. This was during a surprise birthday dinner thrown in her honor by her boyfriend.

Check out the man lucky enough to land Victoria Kimani:

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Here Are 11 Most Adorable And Awesomely Cool Celebrity Children (Photos)

Celebrity children just like their parents have attracted quite a lot of our attention.


We are excited just like the parents waiting for a successfully photo and watch them from their first moment through the years. Some tend to capture our imagination quite early on. Whether it’s through their self awareness or lack of it, their cheery spirits, chubby cheeks, mind blowing smiles, great fashion style or just that magical aura some kids have, the children below are a perfect example of just how much celebrity kids can lighten up our day.

For some strange reasons daughters have dominated the list especially the ones coming in a pair

Octopizzo daughters (Tracy and Zara)

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Grace Msalame daughters (Zawadi and Raha)

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Wahu and Nameless daughters (Tumiso and Nyakio)

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Nazizi’s son (Tafari)

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Sylvia Njoki daughter (Nielsen)

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Lizz and Alexander Konstataras son (Yiorgis Konstantaras)

 

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Caroline Mutoko’s Daughter (Nduku)

 

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Talia Oyando’s Son (Lyric Onyi)

 

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DJ MO and Size 8 daughter (Ladasha Belle)

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5 Struggles Only Bloggers Can Understand

Blogging is hard. It’s practically designed to pull up every possible insecurity and neurotic tendency from deep inside you every time you compose a sentence. It has struggles that you can only understand if you are part of the keyboard hustle. Here are some of them

Low hits when you thought you had a hot story

Sometimes you feel inspired and full of ideas so you sit down, shut out the rest of the world and pen a great story. In your mind, you are thinking, “This is going to be my magnum opus. Watu watanitambua round hii”. You feel that the story will really go viral, leaving readers in awe. Then you post it and go about your business. Shock unto you when you check on the hits a few hours later. Not even a single person has shared it. The number of people who have read your article are fewer than the number of schools that have been burnt. That’s when you start wondering why the universe is so cruel, All that effort for nothing? Punch me please.

Trolls

As a blogger, you also have to face the self-proclaimed critics. They will tear your article to shreds and post all kinds of negative opinions. They post a deliberately provocative comment with the intention of causing maximum harm and hurting your feelings. Some even share your article on Facebook with a lengthy negative caption. These kind of people are a blogger’s worst enemy. “They don’t want you to win….They don’t want you to be the best” [insert Dj Khaleed voice]. The good thing is that some of us have nerves of steel. I personally have been trolled more times than I can remember. But I never care. I never take the war to them. I never will

Annoying questions from people who think blogging IS NOT A CAREER

Once in a while, someone will ask you this question, “Apart from blogging, what else do you do?” It’s the most annoying query that will ever be plastered on your face by people in traditional careers like law, accounts etc. People don’t understand that blogging is a job that actually pays well. It’s like asking a surgeon, “Apart from saving people’s lives at the operating table, what else do you do?” So this is a warning to everyone who knows me. If you ever ask me this question, expect a punch to and firmly on your jaw and disconnect at least two of your teeth from your gums. Okay? Na sitarudia

Someone copy-pasting your work and not giving you credit

We here at Ghafla get frustrated by this a lot. There are some adsense reliant bloggers who just sit in their bed sitter kejas and copy-paste Ghafla articles order to give their blogs more traffic. Even when I write satire or a personal story, I still find someone copying. Some people, just for the sake of making their blogs active copy full articles from others blogs. They don’t think that the owner of the host blog might have done some serious work to just create that post. Such people think that copying the most popular article from the successful blogs will give them high traffic and some search engine ranking.

Writer’s block

There are times when you wish you would write but you have no idea what to write about. All creative bloggers find themselves in this situation from time to time. It’s inevitable. Your prose has turned to mush, you don’t have a creative bone left in your body, and you want to throw in the towel. Even though writer’s block rarely hits me, I’ve wrestled with it on a few occasions, and each victory looked different. That’s the thing about writing: it’s an art, not a science. And you’ll have to approach it as such. There is no formulaic fix like “7 Steps to Write Great Things All The Time.” You just have to figure out your own way.

 

NOTE: Read today’s Etemesi’s Tales HERE

‘Lesbians Party’ In Kenya Said To Have Been Set For Filming Adult Content Banned By KFCB Boss

Ezekiel Mutua is back again and as usual, his comments have been received with a pinch of salt and a lot criticism.

This time he has come out banning a speed dating party set to have been organized for the weekend. As usual, he did this in a Facebook post where he banned the event saying going by the poster and reliable information they had received for the event. Apparently the party was meant to be an orgy for lesbians as well as provide material for pornographic filming. Here is his statement in full:

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The party was set to be held at the up market Juniper Kitchen on Saturday starting from 2pm. However, the management of Juniper Kitchen have refuted claims that the event was for lesbians saying their poster was edited and the ‘Girls Only’ post added. They said the event had even been cancelled before the allegations came up. This was part of the information from their statement on their Facebook page

“Juniper has recently received media attention based on false information. The proposed event (which was already cancelled at the time allegations surfaced) was a speed dating event for Saturday 30th July. Someone edited the poster to make it appear as though the proposed event was for girls only,”

Another Fake ‘disabled’ Beggar Exposed And Given A Dog’s Thrashing After Being Caught Attempting To Steal (Photos)

You run a risk of wasting your sympathy at a beggar on the street who could turn out to be just a healthy and fully fit individual seeking to profit from your generosity.

Worse still if you are not careful you could lose your property.There seem to be an influx of beggar on the City’ streets using a whole range of tricks to dupe Kenyans into parting with their cash.

When all else fails these beggars turn to stealing. A lady who posed a disabled beggar complete with crutches and a wrapped leg in a plastic bag was exposed as a fraud and a thief. The lady was found trying to steal a vehicles side mirror and given a thrashing that almost turned fatal.

The lady was along Koinange Street and narrowly escaped a lynching by the angry mob. Here are some of her photos;

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The Fires Rage On! Here Is The Complete List Of All The 117 Schools Burnt In Just Two Months

When it all started it seemed to be a simple case of a couple schools having a student unrest that could be simply contained and culprits punished.

Soon the little trickle became a heavy downpour leading to the current set up of things where it is a national crisis. The theories are many but the problem is real and every new day brings with it the risk of another school being engulfed in flames. South Nyanza, Rift Valley and Central Kenya seem to be worst hit, with Kisii County having the highest number of incidents. At the time of writing, these were the 117 cases reported and confirmed of schools that have had property burnt in student unrest.

Nyeri

Giakaibei High School
Watuka Boys
Wamagana girls
Mwiyogo girls

Kisii

Nyaguta Mixed Secondary School
Itierio Boys’ High Schoo(Kisii)
Nyamache Secondary school
Naikuru PAG secondary school
Mochenwa secondary schools
Nyamagwa girls
Nyamagwa boys
Tabaka mixed
Omobera SDA
Riosiri
Itibo Boys
Bong’onta secondary
St Joseph’s Nyamesocho
St Linus Etago
Magena Boys
Nyamagwa Adventist
Itiero Girls
St Andrews Kaggwa Primary

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Bomet

Moi Minariet

Nakuru

lburgon Secondary School
Michinda secondary School
Shinners secondary school
PCEA Kambala girls
Kiambogo High School
Kirobon Boys’ Secondary School

Kajiado

Kibiko secondary school

Tharaka Nithi

Nturiri
Kanjianduthi
Iruma

Malindi

Malindi High School

 

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Muranga

Igikiro secondary school
Kibutha Girls’ Secondary School
Kirogo Boys’ Secondary School
Kandara Boys Secondary School
Wanguru secondary school

Kirinyaga

Kiini Girls high school

Elgeyo Marakwet

Cheptulon Girls’ Secondary School
Emsea Secondary School
Chebiemit Boys secondary school

Baringo

Kabarnet high school

Nairobi

Lang’ata Boys’ High School
Ruthimitu Secondary School
Sunshine girls secondary school

Nyamira

St Don Bosco Nyabiosi Secondary School
Matutu SDA
Rigoma girls
MakairoDEB secondary Geke mixed

Migori

Kokuro secondary school
Mukuyu mixed secondary school
Kodero Bara secondary school
Bondo Kosiemo secondary school
Nyabisawa secondary school
Kehancha secondary school
Kanga high school

Trans Nzoia

St Theresa Bikeke girls
St Francis Suwerwa secondary school

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Bomet

Ndanai girls

Narok

Aitong Boarding
St Stephen School
Ntulele secondari
Mau
Ololunga secondary school
Maasai Mara secondary
Narok High school

Uasin Gichu

Ngara falls girls
Tembelio
Sosiyu
Moiben
Kipkabus
Kimoning
Arnessens
AIC Torochmoi

 

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Homa Bay

Atela Mixed
Bishop Mugendi
Samange
St Gabriel’s Miranga
Wangapala high school
Adega mixed secondary school

Kisumu

Nyabondo Boys’ Boarding Primary School

Vihiga

Givole secondary school
Kaimosi boys

Kericho

Tulwet secondary school
Kericho high school
Tengecha high school

Meru

St Angelic Secondary school
Ruiga girls secondary school
Gikuma girls

St Pius Seminary Nkubu

Kitui

Mutungoni Boys secondary school

Makueni

Mwaani girls

Nandi

Kilibwoni High school

Eldoret

St Patrick Iten

Isiolo

Merti Girls secondary school

West Pokot

Chewoyet High school

Shock As A Priests’ Training School In Meru School Becomes The 117th Institution To Go Up In Flames (Photos)

A seminary school yesterday had the undistinguished claim of becoming the 117th school to go up in flames.

St Pius Seminary Nkubu in Meru was closed after students set sections of dormitories on fire in the late evening hours as others were in class. Several of the students still in the dormitories had to scamper for safety but no injuries were reported.

Police and the school authorities have started investigations. It seems like a bad time for Nkubu schools as the neighboring Nkubu High school was on 25th closed indefinitely following a dispute between Form 3 students and their Form 4 counterparts leading to the chaos.

Here are photos of the St. Pius Seminary burning. 

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29th July 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Morning amazing people! Finally we have withstood the cold and the warm sunlight rays are a welcome sight every morning.

Talking of warmth, nothing beats the warmth of pay day cash in your pockets on a Friday, and not least when the DPP himself clarified you do not have to wait till five to quench the thirst.  So have fun responsibly.

It has been a great week with crazy stories from the now usual schools burning to crazy Chelah Yegon stunts, the amazing Obama’s speeches, Alai to statehouse and much more. If you missed out on any juicy story here are the ten things you should know this morning!

#1.Chelah Yegon Kenya’s ‘First’ Adult Movie Actress Who’s Shocked People With Her Clip Speaks About Her Hollywood Plans And Is Now Begging For Your Money

#2.Lisa Martinez, The Lady Who Caused A Stir Swimming In A Pool Of Money, Offers To ‘Sponsor’ The Homeless Mzungu Beggar In Ukunda (Photos)

#3.“Come For Your Sister’s Body.” Family of Slain KU Graduate Reveal Chilling Details about How Maxwell Otieno Broke the News of Murdering Endinal Nyainda And That He Is NOT A KDF Solider

#4.“You Get Served What You Deserve.”Prezzo’s Fiancé, Michelle Oyola Mocks Vanessa Chettle after She Spent a Night in Jail for Beating Her up Like a Burukenge

#5.A Regretful Huddah Monroe Apologizes To Vera Sidika And Reveals Why She Takes HIV Test Every Now And Often

#6.“Malik Asked Me For Money When We Requested For An Interview” Larry Madowo Exposes The Dirty Undesired Side Of President Obama’s Half Kenyan Brother

#7.See Photos Of The Pretty Girl Gospel Singer Lady Bee Thought Of Aborting When She Was Pregnant With Her Photos)

#8.Shock As Uhuru Invites His Most Ferocious Critic To State House! (Photos)

#9.Sonko’s Future Son-In-Law? Saumu Mbuvi Introduces the Lucky Chocolate Man That Makes Her Heart Go ‘Paragasha’ (Photo)

#10.Former Mother-In-Law Actress Celina Introduces Her ‘Sponsor’ A Few Months to Her Wedding (Photo)

Warembo Na Selfies Jamani! Eye-Catching Photos Of The Major Selfie Show-off that Took Place at Kasarani This Past Tuesday (Photos)

Kasarani Stadium was the epicenter of selfies this past Tuesday!

Infinix finalized its campus tour dubbed “Infinix Na Comrades”on Tuesday 26th July at the International Youth Fellowship (IYF) at Kasarani Sports Stadium.

The 6-day event was graced by over 3000 thousand youths from different regions in Kenya from both colleges and high schools.

Young men and women throng Infinix stalls where various activities were happening ; photography learning session, selfie challenges, free phone repair etc.

Youth were taught various mobile photography skills and given opportunities to walk away with various gifts for learning. Just like report cards are to classrooms gift hampers were to the infinix academy.

Ladies were all about selfies at Kasarani, they were posing in all manner of postures as they took photos which they tagged on #‎InfinixMoments.

Following the success of Infinix Na Comrades campus tour, phase 2 has already been planned and it’s slated to take place in September.

See the astounding photos taken at Infinix Na Comrades campus tour in the gallery below:

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Wangechi Reveals Her Love For Octopizzo, When she First Had A Kiss And Her Relationship Status (Photo)

Wangechi, young as she is, is among the leading and popular artists locally.

Part of this is a result of her quality music and the other, her ability to reach and connect with her fans mostly in her age group. In an example of her interacting with her fans, she asked them on Facebook to ask anything they wished to know about her.

Her fans loving and curious as they are obliged and what followed was quite an interesting conversation aside from the one who needed help with their careers fans wanted to know her relationship status, her work and plans, whom she rated in the industry and all. Wangechi was quite candid, first she revealed the male rapper she loves in Kenya. Her answer was straightforward, Octopizzo whom she said loves as well as rate as the best in the game. The other favorite local act of hers is Just a Band she revealed.

You will be surprised how early Wangechi started experimenting with matters of love. She got her first kiss at 12 yrs but currently she is unhitched focusing instead on her work of which she is aiming to be done with her album by the end of the year. Maurice Kirya seems to have made quite an impression on her during their time at Coke Studio. Wangechi revealed the Uganda singer along with Ice Prince were people she would love to work with in the near future.

This Is What Happens When You Take A Party To KU (Photos)

Kenyatta University students are simply in their own league!

So yesterday TECNO mobile decided to host TECNO Brand Day at Kenyatta University, at shopping center to be precise.

The event started on a low note as students were sitting for their end of semester exams. Even so, the mentioning of gift hampers that were being given by TECNO mobile saw KU students throng shopping center ground in their numbers.

The most advanced selfie phone, TECNO Camon 9, was being given for free to those that engaged in a number of challenges including selfie competition.

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Some of KU students who won TECNO Camon 9

TECNO Brand Day was literally turned into some sort of musical extravaganza as mammoth of KU students milled around shopping center to dance to the music that was booming.

#See9SeeKU was the hashtag used at TECNO Brand Day to share the fun moment.

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KU students who participated at TECNO Brand Day

“Come For Your Sister’s Body.” Family of Slain KU Graduate Reveal Chilling Details about How Maxwell Otieno Broke the News of Murdering Endinal Nyainda And That He Is NOT A KDF Solider

Close to a month after the tragic KU accident that claimed the lives of a few students, the Thika Road University was in the news again.

This was after one of their fresh graduates got brutally murdered by her ex; Maxwell Otieno. Endinal Nyainda was stabbed severally by her ex who could not take the news that Endinal had not only ended their relationship but also gotten a new man.

” My sister left the house and she didn’t say where she went to. At around 2:48 a.m Maxwell called me and told me ‘Dayo come pick your sister, I’ve killed her.”Diolence Nyainda narrated.

Diolence went on to reveal that Maxwell and Endinal broke up in 2015 but Maxwell could not take it when Edinal revealed that she had found a new man. When Diolence showed up at Max’s place after her sister’s tragic murder, Maxwell explained that Endinal was lying dead in the house and that he had killed her because he loved her and could not live without her. And if he couldn’t have her then no other man could.

 

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Speaking to NTV, Christopher Nyainda (Endinal’s uncle) refuted claims that Maxwell was a KDF officer. “Maxwell has never been a member of KDF.” Eninal’s uncle said before adding that Maxwell was a taxi driver who did not even have a car of his own, he hired cars from other taxi drivers.

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Edinal’s family was speaking at the K.U morgue awaiting the autopsy results and are now planning to transport the deceased’s body to Migori where she will be laid to rest.

See Also:The Truth: KU Girl Wasn’t Killed Because He Was Dumping Her Boyfriend Who Paid For Her Campus Fees

Exclusive: After Successful Collabos with Yemi Alade and Iyanya, This Is the Super-Sexy DRC Singer Sauti Sol Will Be Collaborating With Next

The upcoming season of Coke Studio Africa promises to be fire judging from the artiste pairings.

Could it get better than this? Top Congolese entertainer Fally Ipupa joins one of Africa’s biggest music groups: Sauti Sol to produce new music on the show. The Sauti Sol and Fally pairing is undoubtedly the show’s most avant-garde, set to unite music fans Africa.

Sauti Sol exclusively revealed their enthusiasm to collaborate with one of Africa’s top artistes. “We are proud to work with Fally Ipupa. This is a statement to our Live and Die in Afrika motto and theme – the best of entertainment and music can also be made right here in Africa,” adding, “This will be the best music collaboration on the show this year – wait and see!”

Fally and Sauti Sol will be produced by Nigerian hitmaker Masterkraft, who is also responsible for producing Ghana’s Efya and Uganda’s Eddy Kenzo on the show’s new season.

The “Sexy Dance” singer is representing DRC, one of the six new countries added onto the fourth season of Coke Studio Africa, set to premiere later this year. The rest include Ethiopia, Togo, Ghana, Cameroon and Ivory Coast.

What’s more? Sauti Sol and Fally Ipupa will also be working with Nigerian singer Simi of the hit single “Jamb Question”. Simi was also featured on the acclaimed short film by Nigerian artist Falz the Bahd Guy. All the artistes will be directed by the renowned record producer, pianist and composer: Mpho Pholo – Coke Studio Africa’s new music director known to many as 37 mph.
 
For more on Sauti Sol and Fally Ipupa, catch the live on Facebook and Twitter today (Thur 28th July) as they answer all your questions through the hashtags below:
 

#AskSautiSol

 

#AskFallyIpupa

 

SCHOOL FIRES : The Dangerous Dr. Fred Matiang’i Must RESIGN With Immediate Effect!

For the last two months or so,Kenya has witnessed a catastrophic plague of runaway school fires whose sheer magnitude has never,in the history of modern Kenya,been witnessed before.

Back then,in the old KANU days,when everyone was a tyrant,from the President to the little guy at the village baraza,you’d endure a whole year without as much as a single story of a single school going up on flames. And when it did,that was NEWS – Kyanguli Boys,Bombolulu Girls, St. Kizito.

To get students to raze down an administration block back then,you’d have to have really,and I mean reeeaaaally, done or said something outstandingly crazy to them.

Fast forward to 2016 and kids have the audacity to whip up a flame over something as silly as being denied a chance to watch a European soccer match. Or being denied meat on the weekend. Or,really,being asked to solve some arithmetical dilemma.

Kids are now lighting up a match over anything and everything. It’s not like they’re even in school to learn anymore. Slowly,they’ve turned an institution of learning into some holiday home in Hawaii where they make and break the rules as they please,where they smoke a joint as they please and where they expect preferential,even VIP treatment,by their subservient butlers.

Kenyans have,for over two months now,watched in horror as more and more schools go up in flames without even an iota of provocation.

This whole madness started in Kisii County where students went amok – From Itierio Boys to Nyamache Secondary School,from Mochenwa Boys to Nominees SDA Secondary School,everything just went south after that.

As if on cue,the rest of the Country took up the burning affair as a challenge and the cancer soon spread far and wide – To Nakuru and Embu and Meru and Kisumu and even Nairobi.

All this time,the Education Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiang’i kept up his little tough talk – issuing stern warnings and addressing random pressers on this and that.

And to show him just how useless and grossly ineffective his tough talk was,the good boys of Nyamache Secondary School burnt down their dormitories THREE HOURS after the good CS had just visited their school and addressed them on school fires,indiscipline and whatever else was on his plate.

But Matiang’i still believes that he can run an education system like his private golf club. Matiang’i still believes that,out of the blue,he can extend school terms,shorten holidays,cancel school events – including prayers and parent visitings – and everything will turn out just fine.

Without bothering to consult or brainstorm with the Education Stakeholders,without even a warning or teaser,Matiang’i just woke up one day and overhauled a whole education system turning schools into something like an overcrowded Pyongyang factory where no fun is allowed,no games are allowed,no holidays,no events,no outings,no trips,no breaks,no weekends,no sports,no prize-giving,no prayers and no laughter is allowed.

Incensed by his move,that saw him turn the third term into a pure academic nightmare,the students found it fit to revolt. And you can’t reach these kids how to throw a good,riotous furor.

But even when faced with such a fiery revolution,Matiang’i didn’t pause to rethink his rules and to reorganize his house,the tough talk remained and this time,he vowed that the Government would NOT fund the reconstruction of the razed down dormitories. After,as usual, consulting NO one.

Now,there’s a new conspiracy in town – School Heads and parents are behind the rampant school fires. But it’s not been substantiated yet.

That now brings in a new horror – that a school Principal tasked with overseeing a whole institution and presiding over it’s sanity can be involved in the business of burning down his own office is atrocious and deeply unsettling.

And yet,that’s NOT an unlikely thing otherwise,try explaining why no students are getting burnt or harmed by these fires which are consuming everything in their wake.

But instead of toning down his vitriol,instead of taking a few steps back and analyzing his strategy,which clearly,has boomeranged badly on him,Matiang’i still wants to have the last word,he still wants to ha e the last laugh,still wants to come up with even harsher rules and regulations and still wants to impose an even stricter version of school discipline than he has already.

But with every Matiang’i pronouncement,another school goes down. And another. And another.

It’s now become the norm and we can’t wait for the 9.00 O’clock news to know the newest school to burn down their grocery stores.

As we speak,more than 100 schools have been affected by the wave of fiery protests in the past two months alone and a staggering more than 150 students charged in court with destruction of property and conspiracy to start fires.

Still, Matiang’i sees nothing wrong with himself or his tyrannical terms and conditions claiming that the kids are doing do as a result of a frustration over their inability to access leaked exams.

“Students who have been arrested and are facing charges have told police that they were protesting because they had paid for the papers but they have not received them,” Dr Matiang’i said.

What utter stupidity.

Immediately after this man was appointed the Education CS,he set out on his new role with much gusto and zeal storming schools unannounced to make random inspection of classes and take a roll call of teachers as if he’s some autocratic Arabian despot touring his secret nuclear plant.

Even the North Korean dictator has some manners.

Matiang’i MUST STOP treating teachers and students like his six-year-old daughters and wake up to the fact that you can’t just wake up one day and strike out so many things in so many ways and expect things to run as normal.

Matiang’i MUST stop running the Education Ministry like a Taylor Swift concert and quickly realize that he’s not indispensable and therefore,just stop the gimmicks and the macho showmanship he’s becoming notorious for. Not unless he thinks he’s on the set of the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

He’s just Matiang’i. A replaceable -and forgettable- minister in a Government docket. Not Freddie Mercury.

Everyone is now calling for his resignation. But he won’t go. Can’t go.

The Country has sank into a national crisis. But the man responsible for the madness,the losses and the disaster still sees nothing wrong with his edicts.

In fact,he becomes more deranged and crazy as the days go by.

Matiang’i MUST SERIOUSLY RESIGN.

One man cannot be allowed to sink a whole Education system just because he has an ego and a title ‘Doctor’ before his name.

It’s too late. And it’s gotten out of hand.

The President must know that this is NOT funny anymore. Because it’s not.

“Babu Owino Is A Tragic Case… An Empty Head” Robert Alai Dismisses Babu Owino As An Opponent

Babu Owino has been on the campaign trail for a parliamentary seat from the moment he defended the SONU Chairman seat.

He is now focused on battling it out for the Embakasi East seat. It is the same seat that blogger Robert Alai is targeting and when the question was put to him (Alai) whether Babu Owino was a threat, the answer was interesting. He was bullish and dismissive of such a comparison dismissing Babu as an empty head and terming himself as inspiring.

Here was the exchange;

Daniel Karoki You now feel threatened by Babu Owino in Embakasi East

Robert Alai Onyango Ooooh fools. I don’t feel threatened by empty heads who sell drugs to destroy lives. I inspire the downtrodden and impact their lives. I don’t drown poor students in swimming pools and blackmail businessmen. I don’t launder money. I love honesty. So don’t even put me in the same sentence with such a tragic case.

Matiangi Bans Schools From Adding Kerosene To Githeri

In what he is calling ‘a much-needed policy shift,’ Education Cabinet Secretary Fred Matiangi has banned secondary school administrations from adding kerosene to githeri. Coming as a shocker to many, the CS claimed that students are using dirty tricks they learn in chemistry classes to separate the kerosene from the githeri and using it to burn schools.

“At the end of the day, it would be the height of hypocrisy to charge and expel arsonist students from our schools but allow the tools they use to remain. It’ll be like chopping off the tail and leaving the head. Kerosene is oil and oil floats on top of water or soup. So it wouldn’t be hard for even the dunderhead student to perform the experiment and get a bottle of kerosene ” the CS clarified. “This was a very easy call for me.”

Ever since the white man brought formal education to Kenya, schools have been adding kerosene to githeri to reduce the desire to engage in adult activities. It has always been rumored that once consumed, the fuel reduces the urge to engage in mating.

“Afadhali kutamani kuliko kuchoma”, said Matiangi with a wry smile on his face.

As the widespread arson in Kenyan high schools continues to be a hot-buttorn issue, principals are wondering how this decision will help solve anything. Is this going to put the lid on what is now a pressure-cooker atmosphere? Many disagree and see the whole directive as foolish, absurd and ridiculous but Matiangi remains defiant

Saying it was ‘high time to take action against the number one cause of student unrest in Kenya’, the under-fire cabinet secretary further added “After a careful review of all the schools that have had fire incidents, we’ve determined that ‘mafuta ya taa’ might be behind all the mayhem and hence everyone will benefit significantly from a strictly enforced ‘no kerosene in githeri’ policy,”

Matiangi then made it known that any principals that ignore this directive could face a steep fine or even suspension. “The practice of feeding students fuel will no longer be tolerated.”

However, the proposal has sparked deep disappointment among students all over the country, many of whom had hoped he was planning to ban a sizable number of other things such as ‘morning preps’, and ‘difficult Maths exams’ instead of just kerosene.

In conversations with headboys and headgirls across the country, reactions ranged from disenchantment to a sharp sense of betrayal as students tried to make sense of the decision to only ban ‘mafuta ya taa’.

“I heard him on TV talking about banning kerosene and I was kind of like, ‘Oh my gosh, Is this dude serious? Is that it? ” said Njeri Kagwi, a headgirl in one of the national schools in Nairobi. “I mean, banning kerosene is a good start coz maboy watatukatia sana kwa funkies, but pia angeban flat shoes ndio tukue tunavaa heels. Pia makeup ikue allowed. Like seriously”

But Wekesa Wekesa, a prefect in Western Kenya, said that students who were upset with the cabinet secretary for banning members of only one thing were “freaking out over nothing.”Following a reaction of general ridicule, he defended Matiangi stating,

“Mi naonako kama hii tu ni first step tu. Tukienedelea kuchoma mashule si atapan kuwekewa uchii kikombe moja aseme kila mtu apewe vikombe mbili fya uchi. Si hiyo itakua sambamba?”

Ahaaa….

Are these manifestations just self-indulgences of affluent human detritus, or do they represent a wider trend of censorious authoritarianism in young people who will one day be ruling over our country? That is something that remains to be seen. One thing is certain, our country is indeed in trouble.

 

NOTE: This is a satirical piece mocking the current unrest in schools. It’s merely the creative imagination of the writer (Philip Etemesi) and not actual facts

After Koffi Olomide was Bundled Out of the Country, Yet Another Congolese Sensation Makes His Way Into the Country. This is Where You Can Meet and Interact With Him

Just a  week into the dramatic deportation of Congolese star Koffi Olomide whose footage attacking one of his female dancers went viral causing his show cancellation and earned him a jail term, yet another sizzling artist from DRC  Francophone award winning star Fally Ipupa is scheduled for a performance in Nairobi this weekend. Really curious to see how Kenyans will react after finding out about this. The celebrated artist will on Saturday night entertain his fans at the exclusive KIZA lounge and restaurant located on the 8th and 9th floor of Galana plaza, Galana road, off Yaya center.

The fashion conscious artist who celebrated his tenth year in the music industry is in the country for Coke Studio was mentored and credits his success to Koffi Olomide who you guys deported just the other day and whose band he served as a backup singer before launching his solo career that has flourished to platinum status over the years. The mellow voiced artist known for his erotic dance moves will surely attract a huge audience. The last time he was here it was alleged some women, even married ones took out their panties and threw them on stage because they just couldn’t handle the heat emanating from it. It will be interesting to see how things will unfold this time around.

Fally is expected to belt some of his beloved tunes like droit chemin, ndoki, peuple qui danse, amongst others after which he will have a meet and greet. Fally is globally renowned for his striking, flashy and polished looks that have further earned him a huge admiration from a section of female fans who can’t get enough of his music. Performing alongside Fally, will be South Africa’s fast rising hip-hop ace Miss Patty Monroe who is also in the country.  Tickets are retailing at 2000 bob.

“You Get Served What You Deserve.”Prezzo’s Fiancé, Michelle Oyola Mocks Vanessa Chettle after She Spent a Night in Jail for Beating Her up Like a Burukenge

Her Instagram profile description says ‘no negativity’, but Michelle Oyola’s time at Nairobi Diaries’ has been full of negativity and very messy.

She spent last season fighting with Pendo and other Nairobi Diaries’ characters but we thought that she would clean up her act this season. But Alas! She upped the ante in the socialite wars this season by fighting with Prezzo’s friend Vanessa Chettle.

Unfortunately, unlike her previous fights, this one ended with up Vanessa Chettle spending Tuesday night in the cells after she was arrested for an alleged assault on Oyola.

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A cheery Vanessa after getting released 

See Also: Petite Socialite Vanessa Chettle Spends The Night In A Cell For Beating Up Prezzo’s Girlfriend (Photo)

After Vanessa was arrested, Michelle Oyola posted this “Welcome to the Karma cafe..There’s no menu’s here you get served what you deserve.Now enjoy the dish.” Before adding this “The Axe Forgets but the Tree Remembers.”

Prezzo’s pretty but petty fiance then shared a picture of handcuffs captioned “Law of Karma…Never try to play with other People for you may never know they play better than you #Every Action has a Reaction.

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Embarrassment Galore: Retired President Moi’s Grandson Arrested And Charged For Stealing Two Mobile Phones Belonging To His Daughter And Her Friend (Photos)

A daughter reporting her dad to police for stealing her phone!!! This is an interesting family feud given that the dad in question is retired President Moi’s grandson.

When the name Moi is mention the first few things that cross your mind are power, wealth and social influence.

Retired President Moi’s grandson, Collins Toroitich Moi, yesterday appeared before chief magistrate David Kemei at Nakuru Law court where he was charged for stealing two mobile phones belonging to his daughter, May Chelimo, and her friend, Betty Chebet.

Apparently Moi’s kin stole the said phones while at a meeting at a hotel in Showground area of Nakuru town.

Collins denied the charge explaining that he had confiscated the phones from his daughter and her friend but later returned them.

Collins’ defense argued that May Chelimo’s mother had put-up her daughter and her friend to ‘fix’ Moi’s grandson because she was a jilted lover.

Collins was released on a Kes 20,000 bond waiting the mentioning of his case on August 15th.

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Collins Toroitich Moi

Credit: Citizen TV

Pesa Ng’eny: After Signing A Deal with E.P.L Team Hull City A.F.C., Sport Pesa Goes after Victor Wanyama’s Former Team Southampton (Photos)

SportPesa recently made history as the first Kenyan betting company to sign a multi-million pound deal with an EPL team.

The Hull City Tigers dropped Flamingo Land as their official sponsors and signed a multi-million-pound three year deal with Sport Pesa, making the new sponsorship deal the most lucrative in the Club’s 112-year history.

Now, Southampton Football Club has just confirmed SportPesa as its Official Partner. Africa’s number one sports betting platform has signed the three-year deal with Saints ahead of the start of the 2016/17 campaign.

SportPesa, who are currently the title sponsor of Kenya’s top-tier football competition, were incepted in 2014. Much like Saints, SportPesa is focused on turning potential into excellence, taking huge strides already in developing grassroots football in Kenya with the aim of the Kenyan national team qualifying for the 2022 World Cup.

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The deal will see Saints supporting the development of young football players in Kenya by sending Football Development & Support Staff to the African nation, with young Kenyan players visiting the club’s Staplewood Campus to experience the demands of football development at a Premier League club.

Sportpesa are committed to supporting the development of the game in Kenya both on and off the pitch and the club will offer advice & mentoring support across a range of business areas to include; stadium operations, marketing, media & business management.

The partnership is another example of how Saints will continue to look at authentic ways to make a difference through sharing the Southampton Way philosophy throughout the world.

Gareth Rogers, Southampton FC’s Chief Executive Officer, said: “We are delighted to have teamed up with SportPesa in what is by far our biggest partnership in this sector in the club’s history, and one of our largest partnership deals to date.

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“This partnership will allow the club to continue to build its partner portfolio for commercial success on an international scale. Our reputation for player development continues to resonate around the world and we look forward to sharing our unique philosophy in Kenya and across Africa.”

Mr Ronald Karauri, SportPesa’s C.E.O added: “We are grounded to our core values that center around grassroots sport and community development. Our vision is for Kenya to participate in 2022 FIFA World Cup and this is a step in that direction.We look forward to welcoming saints Football Development and Support staff to Kenya as well as the opportunity to send our young players to the Club’s Staplewood Campus to learn the demands of football development.”

 

Petite Socialite Vanessa Chettle Spends The Night In A Cell For Beating Up Prezzo’s Girlfriend (Photo)

Vanessa Chettle spent Tuesday night in the cellars after she was arrested for an alleged assault on fellow Nairobi Diaries cast member and Prezzo’s girlfriend Michelle Oyola.

According Vanessa Chettle she had invited the ladies after shooting for a free session of getting their nails done. She says while there Michelle began directing smack talk towards her and even got to the point of throwing stuff to her. It was at this point that a mini catfight ensued. On Tuesday afternoon she got a knock at her door only to see Michelle, Prezzo at her place.

She was taken to Muthangari Police station where she spent the night and was released yesterday after a cash bail of 4,000. She is set to appear in court on Friday. As expected she has not taken the treatment kindly taking to her Instagram account to thank her followers while lashing out at Michelle and also saying she will not apologize for her actions.

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Former Mother-In-Law Actress Celina Introduces Her ‘Sponsor’ A Few Months to Her Wedding (Photo)

‘Tag your sponsor/blesser’ is one of those tongue-in-cheek hash tags that have been doing rounds on social media and it seems that Catherine Kamau has decided to jump on the trend.

The actress who is popularly referred to as Celina will be tying the knot this year with Philip Karanja known from Tahidi High, but before she does that she has tagged her ‘sponsor’.

Before you get excited, her sponsor in this case is her husband to be.

Celina shared a photo of Phil captioned “Keeping you happy is my full time job, I stay employed, my sponsor, my Blessor, my #MCM

To which Phil humorously replied with “I envy your job, I can’t imagine working for someone as awesome as myself. I love you right back. 

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“Malik Asked Me For Money When We Requested For An Interview” Larry Madowo Exposes The Dirty Undesired Side Of President Obama’s Half Kenyan Brother

Apparently there is more to Malik Obama’s support for Donald Trump than meets the eye. And Larry Madowo has exposed it!!

President Barack Obama’s half Kenyan brother, Malik Obama, swept the world by its feet when he disclosed he would vote for Donald Trump because his brother’s administration had failed.

Also Read: 6 CONCRETE Reasons Why President Barack Obama’s Brother Malik Obama Has Decided To Vote For Donald Trump

Many wondered why Malik decided to be a Judas to his own brother despite Obama’s track record speaking for itself to Americans and the world at large.

Worry no more as Larry Madowo has peeled back the mask that was concealing Malik’s dirty undesired side.

Apparently Malik is another lousy opportunist who tries to make a killing out of any opportunity that presents itself.

On his column on Daily Nation, Larry Madowo revealed Malik asked him for money when he requested him for interview a few days before President Obama jetted into the country last year for the sixth Annual Global Entrepreneurship Summit (GES).

Larry hints Malik could have decided to vote for the Republican candidate in a bid to milk some cash out of Trump’s billions.

“Malik asked me for money when we requested for an interview a few days before his brother landed here last year. He has previously sold personal correspondence between the president and the family. He says he’s disappointed in Obama’s term but he might just be reaching out to Trump to see how he can cash in.” Wrote Larry Madowo in part.

Kidis of the ‘Kamua Leo’ Fame Shows Off His Super-Cool New Tattoos (Photos)

While most artistes titter into stardom with a few hits before getting their big break, there are those that are lucky enough to have their first song become a hit. One of them is Kidis a.k.a the Jembe.

Kidis the Jembe burst to in the limelight with the ‘Kamua’ jam, and since then, he has become one of the most successful Artists from Mombasa making headlines in Nairobi as well. So far he has released Full Shangwe, Jembe and he recently teamed up with US based Kenyan producer Keggah for  ‘Me and You’ .

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The ‘Me and You’ crooner recently showed off his new cool tattoos, check them out below:

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Sonko’s Future Son-In-Law? Saumu Mbuvi Introduces the Lucky Chocolate Man That Makes Her Heart Go ‘Paragasha’ (Photo)

Saumu Mbuvi has been glowing a lot lately, and we have finally found out why.

She is madly in love with a lucky guy called Benson Gatu. Saumu one of the most popular Mbuvi sisters is not one to share pictures of her boyfriend, so the fact that she shared a few pics of the lucky man, this one must be extra special.

She describes him as the man that makes her smile and her heart beat extra fast. Without further ado, meet the cute couple:

 

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Chelah Yegon Kenya’s ‘First’ Adult Movie Actress Who’s Shocked People With Her Clip Speaks About Her Hollywood Plans And Is Now Begging For Your Money

Chelah Yegon has been trending everywhere due to her decision to shoot and share not just raunchy photos but even her videos.

Despite the backlash she has received and the condemnation, the lady has stuck to her guts, she is not denying the acts, she is not even ashamed in fact she is glorifying in it and now has plans for her ‘fans’. First she says she is not just a cheap attention seeking lady but rather an adult movie actress.

She even claims the video clip which has been doing rounds was filmed in Hollywood as part of a series called ‘Dogie Gone Wild’. She has released a press release on her Facebook post saying it was a shoot aimed to concentrate on the fascinate of people with that particular style if coitus. Now she is seeking help for money to finance her next project.

She is asking people to send contacts and they will get her banking details. This lady has guts and she has taken the easy but bold way to fame, I wouldn’t be surprised if a couple follower her example. After all ours is a country with bold and loud citizens and the those like me timid souls should simply take a chair and pop corn and let the camera roll. 

Lisa Martinez, The Lady Who Caused A Stir Swimming In A Pool Of Money, Offers To ‘Sponsor’ The Homeless Mzungu Beggar In Ukunda (Photos)

Finally she has decided put her money to good use other than showing it off on social media!

A few weeks ago, a German man only known as Frank Heinz-Karl made headlines after it was reported that he was a homeless beggar in Ukunda who lost his fortune to a runaway Kenyan sweetheart.

Also Read: Mzungu Sponsor Reduced To A Homeless Beggar In Ukunda After A Kenyan Lady Milked His Bank Accounts Dry

Apparently Frank had been locked in some hospital after he failed to pay his medical bill. And guess who came to her rescue???

It was Lisa Martinez, the internet sensation who caused a stir swimming in a pool of money, who offered to ‘sponsor’ Frank out of the hospital.

Also Read: Before Lisa Martinez Started Swimming In A Pool Of Money, She Used To Pose In Maize Plantations And Rich People’s Bathrooms

Well, Lisa paid for Frank’s medical bill and his flight back to his native Germany to get better medical treatment.

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“This is Frank when we found him at the hospital he couldn’t be released without paying! Frank is getting better. I Have paid his hospital bills and his flight to go back to Germany soon where he can get better treatment, that is if he will listen to us and leave the country! In all things I have shown you that by working hard in this way we must help the weak and remember the words of the Lord Jesus, how he himself said, ‘It is more blessed to give than to receive.’”

Shock As Uhuru Invites His Most Ferocious Critic To State House! (Photos)

It is truly the season of the impossible becoming possible and what you thought implausible is becoming reality.

No other field does this better than politics as we see hitherto enemies and critics suddenly becoming best bed-mates amid suggestions of untoward persuasions. However, the biggest spectacle of all was to see blogger Robert Alai sitting at State House comfortably and in close proximity to Uhuru Kenyatta.

When Alai first shared the photos, no one even bothered to get the reason why he was there. The question was why Uhuru Kenyatta had chosen Robert Alai and why Alai who really hardly sees anything positive from the president had accepted the offer.

Such sentiment bred theories that the blogger had realized meeting bills is far much better than just being busy as a Pot calling the Kettle black.  Well, Robert Alai has allayed those fears even as he shared the pictures of the State House Energy Summit. 

“The President agreed that we don’t have to agree all the time but we must respect the views of others.”

Immediately after the summit Alai showed he will be back to his usual serving of vitriol against the Jubilee administration. He showed his intention with the “Good morning. We are back to normal programming!!!!” post. How much he will do it as usual remains to be seen. Here are the photos;

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A Regretful Huddah Monroe Apologizes To Vera Sidika And Reveals Why She Takes HIV Test Every Now And Often

Huddah Monroe has been forced to eat the humble pie and tender her apology to Vera Sidika!

A couple of days ago, Huddah Monroe attacked Vera Sidika claiming she had contracted HIV from some men who she slept with without using protection for Kes 500,000, while she was in her trip to China.

Huddah implored Vera to take an HIV test which the socialites’ queen gladly did and shared the results online.

Also Read: Vera Sidika Takes HIV TEST

In a new twist of events, Huddah has since apologized for the insensitive remarks she made. The self styled socialite also revealed why she takes HIV test every now and often.

She claims she is always the FIRST celebrity to take HIV test during the annual World AIDS Day and share the results online just to encourage the youth to get tested.

“I really want to APOLOGIZE to you my Bosses and kindly allow me to explain myself about my snap chat the other day on HIV/AIDS. I really hope you find it In your hearts to forgive me if anything I said was misunderstood . You all know im like I’m the first Public Figure every morning of WORLD/AIDS day in Kenya who shares her results and urges the youth to go get tested .I always create awareness , letting people know it’s always good to know about their status and that they shouldn’t be scared. I have never been a DISCRIMINATIVE person. If you are healthy it doesn’t mean you are special . GOD gives and God takes . And as long as you are SEXUALLY active you are bound to contract HIV . Condoms burst . So someone somewhere shouldn’t make themselves look GOOD by putting words into my mouth and Making me look like i am inhuman . The only reason I said people should get tested instead of insulting others for being skinny is because It hurts when people think every skinny person or petite person is suffering from something . The anger of that made me mad and that’s why I said people should go get tested Coz Theres rumors of them out here . The youth and the elderly need to know Being fat doesn’t mean you are healthy and being skinny doesn’t mean you are sick . Calling others skinny is discriminating too .People should go out and get their health Checked before calling others names. If you find out you are negative , live carefully and if you find out you are positive it’s not the end of the world . People live for over 20years and more and look healthier than most of us.” HIV /AIDS is manageable for years and NO ONE has the right to DISCRIMINATE!” [sic]

See Photos Of The Pretty Girl Gospel Singer Lady Bee Thought Of Aborting When She Was Pregnant With Her (Photos)

Abortion crossed her mind because of what society thought of her being pregnant at a young age. But she didn’t do it anyway!

Gospel singer Bernice Nduku popularly known as Lady Bee has shared an inspirational testimony of her life at a point when she was on the verge of making the most disastrous decision ever.

Lady Bee revealed how she overcame the challenges faced by young first-time mothers; she talked about her daughter Yvonne who’s now in campus.

The gospel singer disclosed that she conceived her daughter at a tender age and faced insurmountable pressure to abort her child since society stigmatized girls who got pregnant while they were young.

As if stigmatization wasn’t enough stress, Lady Bee’s baby daddy passed on when her daughter was only joining class one.

She however thanks God for enabling her sail through the hurdles that life threw at her as she struggled raising her daughter as a single parent.

I gave birth to this princess at a very young age,and those days if your pregnate and your young you became the talk of the town,parents used to warn their children to not associate themselves with such girls and you become an outcast and the thing that came on your mind was an abotion but I thank God He never allowed that to happen..Everyday I thank God for He has good plans for everyone,my life had nothing to do with my daughter’s,I thought about food,cloths,school fees,I was so anxious about everything what will happen with our lives?? but God provided in a very special way,the dad passed when she was about to join class 1 but i din’t know that My God is the Father of the fatherless.Today my princess is at the univesity glory to God..You might be reading this and you feel like giving up because of many things around your life,your life is in a mess nothing is making sence.God’s ways are so diffrent from our ways,as long as you dont loose hope,your testimony is coming,God is not a favorism God He will make a way for you too for the glory of His Mighty NameI love you my princess Yvonne God has brought us this far glory to His Mighty Name. Your a blessing to me and our family,keep shining my love.” Lady Bee’s testimony.

See photos of Lady Bee’s daughter below:

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28th July 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

The dynamics of Kenyan politics are hard to comprehend even for the most seasoned political analyst; yesterday President Uhuru Kenyatta’s MOST vocal critic sat by his side at State House. No one would have imagined Robert Alai being welcomed at State House when Uhuru is president, but the blogger was there yesterday to the surprise of both Jubilee and Cord supporters. Alai aside, below are the trending stories this Thursday morning:

#1The Truth: KU Girl Wasn’t Killed Because He Was Dumping Her Boyfriend Who Paid For Her Campus Fees

#2Huku Ndiko Kuolewa! Crossover 101 Faith Muturi Apachikwa Mimba Miezi 6 Baada Ya Harusi (Picha)

#3Absurdity Or Humility?? Gloria Muliro Shocks Kenyans As She Pulls A Submissive And Degrading Ugandan Greeting On Ababu Namwamba (Photos)

#4This Is The Powerful Flamboyant Congolese Politician Who Saw To It That Koffi Olomide Is Arrested And Hurriedly Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison Within Hours (Photos)

#5Koffi Olomide’s Teenage Daughter Reacts after Her Father’s Publicized Arrest (Photo)

#6Let’s Be Honest, ‘The Trend’ Has Become Excruciatingly Boring………..Yaaaaawn!!!

#7Avril Spotted in a Traditional Mijikenda Outfit in the Heart of Kilifi .Is She Getting Married? (Photos)

#8Shaniqwa Gets A New Bae (Photos)

#9Infamous HIV Infected ‘Hyena Man’ Who Is Paid To Deflower Adolescent Girls For Three Days In A Row Has Been Arrested (Photos)

#10Koffi Olomide Protests Loudly And Seeks The Help Of His Fans After Getting Arrested And Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison Over Kicking His Dancer At JKIA

 

6 Celebrities That Have Coughed 60, 000+ Kshs on Shoes Worn By the Likes of 50 Cent and Wayne Rooney (Photos)

Designer shoes are favored for their ability to make a statement without you having to say a thing.

This is all thanks to their aesthetic appeal, price and the high quality of material used.

But this for this fashion statement to be made, you have to cough up a pretty penny. Here are celebrities who have made news with their designer shoes.

1. Bien’s Red Poppy Suede Christian Louboutin men sneakers worth Kes 259, 473 or $2,500.

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2.Prezzo’s was once spotted in a pair of Giussepe Zanotti white-crocodile, embossed high top sneakers worth over 84,000 shillings.Shoes favored by the likes of 50 Cent.

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3.Octopizzo’s Nike Air Yeezy 2 Worth 10,000$ about 1 Million Kshs

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4.Vera Sidika’s Christian Louboutin Isolde Red Sole Pump which cost her 3500 dollars (304,500) back in 2014.

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5.Jamal Gadaffi’s red and black Balenciaga Race Runners rocked by the likes of Wayne Rooney and Wizkid.

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6. Jalang’o also got caught up in the Yeezy-Mania and showed off his new pair, which cost quite the pretty penny.

After getting sold out pretty fast, Kanye’s Yeezy Boost 350 sneakers were selling for upwards of 2,000 dollars with a pair even going for 10,000 dollars at some point on eBay.

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2 For the Road: After His Alleged Stint in Rehab, Chris ‘Kantadda’ Kantai Spotted Enjoying ‘Keg’ at a Dingy Pub in Zimmerman (Photos)

In 2005, we came across one of the most lethal lyricists of our time; Chris Kantai popularly known as ‘Kantadda’. He won us over with a few tracks and having good looks certainly didn’t hurt.But before we got used to him, he disappeared unexpectedly.

After going silent for a few years supposedly to take care of his son, Kantadda announced his comeback promising his fans that he won’t disappoint them as he was here to stay. “I haven’t lost an inch of my lyrical prowess, I am still as lethal as I was, I will be proving critics wrong” Kantai promised.

He released ‘Almighty’, a dedication to his son, but his full comeback did not materialize and he soon sank into oblivion.

Various media reports claimed that the reason for his disappearance this time was that he was battling alcoholism but another comeback was in the works that would see a Kantai-STL collaboration.

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Kantai was even picked as one of the faces of Wanfam Clothing Company and we knew that his comeback was a sure thing…but wapi? He disappeared and it was alleged that he was in rehab, something which his management and friends deny, accusing the media of defamation.

The OG attempted another comeback in Khaligraph Jones’ Ting’ Badi Malo proving that just like the cat, he had nine lives. Lucky for him Ting Badi Malo was a success,but it was expected since he had created it with one of the best rappers.

 

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It seems that Kantai could be back to his old ways judging from these photos taken of the rapper in Zimmerman

 

 

We are still trying to reach Kantai for his comment on the photos as his phone has been off the whole day. 

“Raila Is Stingy, Demanding and Does Not Attend Fundraisers’ Najib Balala Reveals Gripping Details About Raila And Why He Will Not Win The Elections

Najib Balala a former confidant and great supporter of Raila Odinga has spoken up on issues concerning Raila, his candidature and the 2017 elections.

Najib Balala was speaking in a candid interview with Tuko when he revealed that the leader of ODM was stingy and demanding. Mr. Balala was quoted saying Raila is opportunistic and cunning. Among the things he had an issue with was Raila’s abandoning Ruto of which he said ‘

“I felt angry after he abandoned William Ruto during his case at the International Criminal Court.When we were campaigning  for him,

“we were one but after what happened after the disputed elections ,he isolated himself and it become an individual issue,he mistreated us and dismissed us.Orange Democratic Movement(ODM) is a symbol of impunity of chaos”

On Raila’s giving, Balala said the CORD supremo was mean as well as very demanding when invited to harambees.

“Have you ever heard Raila attending a fundraiser or donating? You invite Raila for a function and he tells you to hire a chopper for him and a briefcase”

According to Balala, Raila will lose the election due to age and fading ability and will never endorse his co-principals. Balala said the only politician who can give them a genuine race is Mudavadi whom he describes as an honest person and friend.

Malik Obama Punished For His Remarks As Clan Reveals The Real Reason He Is Supporting Trump

Obama’s half brother Malik Obama is no longer a member of the expansive Kogelo clan.

The clan elders have disowned him as a member of the clan. This is after Malik Obama had come out stating openly why he would be supporting Donald Trump and his aim to ‘Make America Great again’ something he said Barrack had not done.

Expectedly, his views have not been warmly received and the clan feels he is saying this out of jealous, disappointment and efforts to seek relevancy. Malik took issue with Obama having allowed same-sex marriages and his government’s involvement in the murder of Muammar Gaddafi.

However, it is now being explained that he Malik has a strained relationship with Barrak Obama for whom he served as best man in his wedding. He accuses the outgoing US president for not supporting him in his bid for the gubernatorial post during last elections.

 

This has to be the Most Important Function in Any Betting Site and I bet you Agree!

I guess it’s about time we admit that betting is here and its here to stay. Hit the bar tonight for a tipple and I can assure you, there will be some guys having a heated debate at the counter as to what predictions are a sure win.

Turn around if you are at work and I can bet Steve from accounts is secretly logged on to some betting platform counting his wins after that virtual football stint he underwent last night after close of business. Have you checked? See, told you!

Now, with many people hooked to the craze, so are the platforms competing for your attention and all of them come with a horde of offerings. As the smart better I assume you are I would think you need a platform that gives you options and greatly reduces the risk of you losing money. I bet you can agree with me, it doesn’t feel so good loosing that k which equates to a couple of beers at your local.

I have been doing a bit of research and I can comfortably sit here and tell you betin.co.ke is your best bet to ensure your money remains in your pocket. Why? Because of their live betting option.

Nowadays, there is much more to betting than just picking who will win; there is a host of available markets involving all aspects of the game. However, it can still be difficult to predict the outcome of a game before it happens.

With Live Betting, you can bet on the action as it happens, basing your decisions on how the game is developing and changing over the course of 90 minutes.

Betin Kenya offers a huge range of Live Betting markets so that the opportunities to win are even greater.

Now if you watched the Iceland+ England game in the Europa league that just recently came to a close, England looked like the better team, a lot of people vouched for it and even the odds on most betting sites placed them on the higher pedestal.

And they performed alright, at least during first half. In the second half though, things looked to have hit a gridlock for them and Iceland seemed to be attacking more. And their efforts eventually bore fruits as they ended up winning the game at 2 goals against England’s 1 who were bundled out of the competition.

Now if you were betting live, then you probably noticed the shift and made the right decision making sure your money remained in your pocket.

Koffi Olomide Protests Loudly And Seeks The Help Of His Fans After Getting Arrested And Sentenced To 18 Months In Prison Over Kicking His Dancer At JKIA

In what is probably the shortest sentencing in history, Koffi Olomide found himself behind bars after a court in Kinshasa found him guilty of assault.

Now Koffi Olomide is protesting through his social media account over his capture claiming that the prosecutor did not even listen to the dancer who was the victim.

He is now calling his fans to help him get fair trail through this post:

“ À tous nos ami(e)s, Koffifiles et Koffillettes: Suite à L’INJUSTICE QUE SUBIT NOTRE ARTISTE KOFFI OLOMIDE, QUI VIENT D’ÊTRE TRANSMIS EN PRISON Sans-Condamnation-Prononcée, NI VERDICT DU JUGEMENT ET LE REFUS PAR LE PROCUREUR D’ÉCOUTER LA DANSEUSE SUPPOSÉE ÊTRE LA VICTIME, NOUS VOUS PRIONS DE METTRE, CETTE PHOTO DE NOTRE ARTISTE SUR TOUS, VOS COMPTES RÉSEAUX SOCIAUX EN SIGNE DE PROTESTATION ET SURTOUT DE SOUTIENT POUR L’ARTISTE KOFFI OLOMIDE. MERCI.(To all our friends, Koffifiles and Koffillettes: due to the injustice that has struck our artist Koffi Olomide, who has just been sent to prison with no conviction delivered, or judgment and verdict and the refusal by the prosecutor to listen to the Dancer supposed to be the victim, we kindly ask you to put this photo of our artist on all your accounts, social networks as a sign of protest and especially of supports for the artist Koffi Olomide.Thank you.)

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