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German Juice Things! K24 News Anchor Karen Knaust Flaunts Her New Powerful Car

If you think the economic state is quite unfair, be sure it is only affecting you.

As you struggle with your hustle and wait for it to bear fruit, Knaust Karimi is reaping from hers. The beautiful K24 anchor just unveiled her new machine and it is pretty as it is powerful.

Announcing her new addition to the garage, Knaust revealed she clearly loves machines from her German roots. The car is the Mercedes ML class and it is quite a pricey one.

Here is the photo of her car

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After All The Beefs And Controversies This Gospel Artist Now Graduates With A Diploma

It seems the reality of Kenyan music industry has dawned on quite a number Kenyan musicians looking at the moves a number of them are coming up with.

Whether it is going back to school or changing careers or even handling a couple, they are no longer placing their careers in one basket.

One such musician is L Jay Maasai who has just graduated with a Diploma in Theology which was a requisite for him to continue in his ministry. This comes after a time when the gospel star had been embroiled in controversies including the Bahati and Willy Paul beefs.

Kobi Kihara’s Son With The Mothers Look, Turning 8

Kobi Kihara is one of the affable and adorable TV personalities enjoying quite an unrivaled respect across the viewers.

She also happens to have quite an adorable son who is turning 8 years today. The beautiful mum took time to wish her son a happy birthday. Here is the photo and the birthday wish from an elated mother. 

My favorite little man in the whole wide world is turning 8 today

Diamond Switches To Rap Music With This Song

Diamond Platinumz seems to be looking for new challenges in music.

This is after he dominated all sectors in his genre and even overlapped other artists in their own genres. The bongo star is now set to do a rap song.In an interview on a show with Clouds  Fm, the singer revealed he would be doing  a rap song titled Simba.

This is expected to be more of a braggadocio song and it takes after the artists’ new moniker Simba. He gave himself the name following his dominant and award winning spell last year in which he was the best artist in the continent by a mile. The song is expected to be out by the end of the week.

Oh My! See What Itumbi Did To This Street Girl He Had Been Ignoring and Her Prostitute Mother

Dennis Itumbi is a man of whom everyone seems to have a different opinion off.

He also has the ability to move from one crazy sycophancy action and easily wade into a noble act. His current plans for his birthday fall in the latter category and it is quite an effort. He invites about everyone to the event to be held at Moi Avenue Primary School.

The government’s digital platform director narrated a moving story about a young street girl he found and the number of initiatives he has taken to put the girl and her brother to school.

The plight of the street family has moved him to organize a mega chapatti cooking event to provide a number of street families with a prober delicious meal. Here is the full story

 

Caroline Mutoko Finally Drops Her Best Kept Secret. No One Saw This One Coming

Just when you think you have got someone all figured out, they drop something that leaves you completely floored .

Caroline Mutoko has gained a reputation of being the Iron Lady, The Ice Queen and the Alpha Female so people thought they had her all figured out, but as it turns out underneath the icy exterior Caroline is all warm and fuzzy.

 

 

She may seem cool and indifferent – like she doesn’t need anybody but she loves romance,you know the fairy tale kind of romance. Speaking on an Interview, Carol said that she is “a hopeless romantic, an absolute geek and a notorious homebody.” Adding that she often chortles whenever people get surprised on receiving this revelation “It’s such a buzz to watch people do a double take on that.”

Read the rest of the interview here:hapakenya

Shock And Outrage As Popular News Anchor Is Arrested Live On Air (Photos)

A few hours ago Twitter Users expressed outrage after a well-known news anchor/ reporter was arrested while reporting live on air.

Elijah Turya from NBS TV was arrested alongside his camera man Wasswa Hassan and other journalists while reporting live from outside a building in Kasangati that houses Besigye’s party Forum for Democratic Change (FDC).

 

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After this shocking incident, Elijah was let out after a few minutes after, with the police saying that “We are only doing our job”

 

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This incident is just one of the many disturbing incidents going on in Uganda post elections. Other incidents include the arbitrary and disgraceful arrests of Besigye, putting Besigye under house arrest and restricting Besigye’s travel.

 

Teacher Wanjiku Joins the Long List of Celebrities with Hot Sisters After She Introduces Her Younger Attractive Sister (Photo)

Teacher Wanjiku has earned a reputation of being one of the funniest female comedians around making her the only sibling in the Tharau family in the spotlight.

She however, recently took a step back and gave her younger sister some much deserved attention when she wished her a happy birthday. And as it turns out, Wanjiru Tharau her sister is just as genetically blessed in the looks department.

“ You have been a friend and a gorgeous sister as you celebrate today have fun na utuitie kabash…I love you more. …happy birthday baby siz.” Wanjiku wrote before sharing this photo of the sister.

 

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Pantyless Girl Makes Her Fleshy Booty Clap As Her Boyfriend Records Her (Video)

Ratchet Kenya! A creepy boyfriend recorded his girlfriend doing a booty clap dance and then shared the video online!

Team Mafisi are drooling like crazy after a video showing a young babe shaking her boneless ass surfaced online.

The girl was being recorded by her boyfriend who was enjoying the sight of two rounded piles striking together like the palms of the hands repeatedly.

There was no sign of any panty line showing from the girl’s tight dress a likely indication the girl had gone commando.

She choreographed her butt movement in a way that brought the impression that socialites know nothing about booty clap dance.

Watch the video below:

1 Million Reward On Information Leading To The Arrest Of This Briton Lady Hiding In Kenya Who Committed Heinous Crime In UK (Photos)

Authorities have moved to smock out a female Briton fugitive believed to be hiding in Kenya by offering a reward of 1 million to the public.

Angela Whitworth is wanted by British government for the murder of her one year old daughter, Sarah Dahane, in 2013.

UK police believe Ms Whitworth is hiding in Kenya after she escaped from England. British authorities are closely working with their Kenyan counterpart to trace Whitworth whom they believe has a local contact that has been assisting her evade the police.

UK police is now offering a 10,000-euro or Kes 1.1 million reward for anyone offering them information that would lead to the arrest of Ms Whitworth.

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Credit: Daily Nation

Former KTN Bombshell Charity Kimani (Lillian Muli’s Look-Alike) Gets Saved

Despite the fact that she was on our screens for a little time, few of us will forget Charity Kimani as she bears a striking resemblance to Citizen TV’s Lillian Muli.

After leaving KTN, Charity founded The Chateau Cleaning & Interior Design Services where she currently works.

But that is not the only thing that is new in Charity’s life, she recently got saved.

“I am not a ‘perfect Christian’ but I’m perfect in my imperfections. I sin, I get tempted at times but I am learning. Getting saved does not mean that you have now become perfect, I will fall and I will get right back up, I will be judged, I will lose friends maybe even family but that is okay with me. I am here to please, God. Not man. In God I trust” she disclosed on her new found salvation.

A Broke Mr. Nice Struggles To Prove He’s Not Impoverished. Check Out The Mansion He’s Constructing In Moshi (Photos)

Lucas Mkenda popularly known as Mr. Nice is struggling to prove critics he is not penniless after all. He still has guap to put up a mansion!

The last time we heard about Mr. Nice was last September when he was poisoned over his involvement in politics.

Also Read: Mr. Nice Admitted To Hospital After Being Poisoned

The ‘Kikulacho’ hit maker is back in limelight and this time round he was on a mission to prove critics wrong.

Speaking to Bongo 5, Mr. Nice said he was building a mansion in his rural home in Moshi. This was after he posted photos of a house under construction and a stack of cash on his Facebook page.

Mr. Nice told Bongo 5 he still has lots of money he earned during his heydays contrary to the belief that he was impoverished.

Mr. Nice is an alcoholic whose overindulgence in liquor saw him dropped by Kenyan recording labels, Candy n Candy and Grandpa Records.

He tried a comeback to music but liquor took the best of him hampering his efforts. It’s surprising he still has money left somewhere for him to use to construct a mansion.

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News Of Wema Sepetu’s Death Causes Anger among Fans

Fans of Wema Sepetu were besides themselves with rage after someone broke the news that Wema Sepetu had passed away.

As it turns out it was not Wema who had passed away but her character in an upcoming Bongo movie, but unfortunately the person who broke this news didn’t specify that.

And that is why her fans got really worked up and really overworked their keyboards firing insults at the messenger :

 

 

After her fans went in the offender by calling even death upon him, he was forced to apologize over his mistake as the post breaking Wema’s death had gone viral and caused panic among her fans.

Mambo vp wadau wangu kwanza Naomben msahama kwa wale niliowakwaza pili nitapenda nifafanue vizur ile Post yangu ya jana inayomzungumzia wema sepetu ningependa niwaeleze ukwel watu wangu wa nguvu ile Post mlikuwa amjaielewa nikwel ilisamama kuusu wema kupata ajar Lakn ile post ni mahandaliz ya Move mpy ya Japhe ze bos aliyo mshilikisha wema sepetu Jaman wema akupata ajar na akufa yupo freshi kabisa ila kuna move inatarajia kutoka inaitwa Mtoto wa Bosi ndan ya move iyo wema anapata ajari#mmenixoma (Hello everybody. First of all I would like to apologize if I caused any alarm by breaking the news that Wema had passed away. I would like to explain clearly what I meant with that post of Wema Sepetu getting involved in an accident. I would like to clarify that these are just behind the scenes pictures of a new movie starring Wema Sepetu. Wema is not dead, she is alright ad she will just be starting in the movie called ‘Mtoto Wa Bosi’ where she gets a accident and passes away)

Here is the offensive post:

 

 

GHAFLA EXPLORES: 5 Reasons Why Rongai Has The Sweetest And Sexiest Girls

Once you date a Rongai girl, you will never go back. Men often hear something similar to this from other men who have dated Rongai women. This is completely true. Women from other estates especially ubabini esates can be completely obnoxious and entitled. Unless you have money or status, they are impossible to date. Rongai girls don’t act up or hit you with bouts of bullshit. Here is why they are cool

They value relationships

Majority of Rongai girls value relationships. This is unlike women from other estates who will quickly tell you that they are not willing to date anytime soon. They use heartbreak as an excuse to sleep around. Ati “imagine mi sijiskii kudate any time soon. My last relationship was a mess. Right now i just wanna have fun”. Rongai women aren’t like that. I know a couple of guys who havee been happily dating Rongai chics for a long time

They are easier to plan dates with

Arranging the date is far easier with Rongai women. The Rongai woman listens and happily accommodates your recommendations. She is just glad to be in your company and whatever plans you make are almost irrelevant to simply being with you. Even if you are just inviting her for ugali and omena, she won’t mind..

Women from some other classy estates are indecisive, whiny and want you to make all the decisions.  If you offer up something she does not approve of she will say so, but not offer any alternatives, not to mention the 30% chance she will not show up all together.  As a man, you are already annoyed with her but you move forward with the date anyway.

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Photo credits: JustImagine Photography

They love sex

If you are the kind of guy who gets tired after two rounds, you should probably not go for Rongai girls. They have crazy appetite. If you value punani then this is a blessing. The good thing about having a girl who loves sex is that your thirst levels will be reduced. You wont be too motivated to cheat, plus you’ll also channel your efforts onto areas of life that matter.

They are passionate, sometimes too much for their own good.

Rongai chics are always good-natured, hospitable, and give the shirt off their backs to help a friend or family member. But take advantage of their kindness even once and you enter into a danger zone.

They look innocent enough but stay on your toes and don’t upset them. I would compare the wrath of Rongai woman to something out of a horror movie, or a tornado that keeps gaining momentum but never stops … or a small-scale version of Hiroshima.

On the flipside, it’s this same hot-bloodedness that makes them so passionate creatures. They have huge hearts but we also aren’t afraid to stand up for themselves. What’s sexier than a woman who is full to bursting with passion and won’t take sh*t from anyone?

They have a sense of humor.

If you tell a joke in front of a Karen woman, and it is even slightly politically incorrect, it can literally cost your balls and self esteem. Women from high end estates  tend to be extremely vindictive and they get offended over the slightest things. Rongai women, on the other hand, are much more relaxed and not as psychotic . Even if they do find something offensive, they will generally overlook it and not create a scene. Even if they reject you, they do so politely

The US Police Shoot Kenyan Boy Multiple Times Leaving Him In A Coma

A Kenyan man is fighting for his life after a tragic shooting yesterday night.

The incident which has come against the backdrop of recent black killings under the hands of the police continues to place the authorities under intense pressure for their actions.

The Kenyan man identified as Salem Mohamed was involved in a fight with another man when walking home. Two policemen intervened and in breaking up the fight, shot the young man four times fatally wounding him.

This sad incident happened in Salt Lake City and led to wild protests by onlookers who threw objects at the police injuring some. Salem Mohamed moved to the US when he was 10 years old and has since married and has one child.

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“Madem Wanainsist Ni Wapee ‘Kichwa Tu’ .” King Kaka Makes a Raunchy Revelation

King Kaka (Rabbit) left a few people red-faced after he revealed that ladies want him so bad that they would be content with receiving a little bit of him even if it’s Just the tip (JTT) or as Kenyans call it ‘Kichwa Tu’.

A compromise that is popular among the young where one person is reluctant to engage in sex so the other partner offer’s to insert only the head of the male genitalia.

“ Madem wanainsist ni wapee just the tip…..just the tip ka waiter’ reads a line in Rabbit’s new hit ‘Gorilla’ , the title single off his new mixtape It’s The King.

King Kaka  is going back to basics with Gorilla.  Fans and critics alike had said King Kaka lost his hip hop touch because he was doing other genres of music.

“Gorilla is all about speaking my mind. I just want to let my fans know that I am still a hip hop artiste,” says King Kaka.

Gorilla was produced by the talented Ricco Beatz , Mixed and Mastered by Jack on the Beat and recorded by Fillah.

“Gorilla is all about taking my fans back to the Kaka Sungura days,” says King Kaka.

The video was shot by Johnson Kyalo for Empire Films.

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Noti Flow’s Addiction To Birthday Suit Photos Made Her Do Crude Stuff At A Posh City Hotel. Take A Look (Photos)

The bisexual rapper seems to be itched by her clothes so she prefers being ‘kicommando’ and she also makes sure everyone get to see her yellow yellow skin!!

Rapper Florence Natalie popularly known as Noti Flow has been hitting the headlines for not so good reasons.

Noti Flow was seen in the viral ‘Same Love (Remix)’ chewing fast rising socialite Soila. Since then the rapper is just filling the social media with raunchy photos.

She uploaded steamy photos flaunting large portion of her yellow yellow skin at a high end hotel.

“I know I am crazy.” She captioned her photos:

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Alaine Finally Finds Her Elusive Lover ‘Wafula’ Washing His Boda Boda at the Heart of Luhyaland

As you are all aware, Alaine jetted into the country in pursuit of a certain Luyha man named Wafula.

And after searching for the lucky man for a while, she found the brawny Wafula at the heart of Bukusuland washing his boda boda by a stream.

But her search for Wafula was not that effortless since Kenya is a strange land to her and she had to employ the skills of Churchill Show Comedian Daniel Ndambuki who not only took her around Luhyaland but also attempted to rap a bar or two.

Watch the video below that was directed by Young Wallace:

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“I SAID YES!!” Hot Lesbian Girl Razes Up Facebook Sharing Photos Of Her lesbian Partner Proposing To Her (Photos)

If you are homophobic then this story is going to make you feel nauseated! Same sex relationships are slowly picking up as homosexuals lovers are coming out in their numbers.

Just a few days ago, Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) rushed to ban ‘Same Love (Remix)’ for contributing to moral degeneration in Kenya.

Also Read: No Homos In Kenya! Viral Kenyan Video Showing Homosexual Lovers Doing It Banned!

KFCB could have gotten the shock of a lifetime if Ingrid MaPhefo Mashigo was Kenyan, lucky she’s South African.

Ingrid caused a storm on Facebook after she uploaded photos of her lesbian sweetheart proposing to her.

She said yes to strike right at the heart of homophobic. Same sex relationships are legal in South Africa though it’s still a taboo in most parts of Africa.

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A Plea to Kenyan Artists. Please Save This Date on Your Calendars. It Might be the Only Chance You Will Ever Get to Air Out Your Concerns

A couple of months Elani rattled a snake and I have to say the Kenyan music industry has never been the same again. They addressed the elephant in the room and that is Kenyan artists were not getting rewarded accordingly for all their tenacity in creating.

This is they did with a video on YouTube and what followed was a pandemonium across the board with accusations being shoved left, right and centre. A lot of this however was being directed at MCSK with accusing finger being pointed at the body for mismanagement and massive graft.

Elani for example couldn’t understand how their hard work only amounted to a check valued at Ksh 31,000. And it came out, that theirs was even better as some other artists complained of getting a meager 5k.

A month or so later, I doubt if anything has changed. I had actually given up until I came across an initiative by Sawa Sawa festival meant to restore sanity back into the industry. You all know Sawa Sawa right? The unique festival with a unique cultural industry?

Well, they are holding another one this year at  Sarakasi Dome and it promises to be bigger and better. And this time around is not all about the fun and the glitz but also topical issues that are meant to make the industry better. It will start on the 16th with press networking session between artists and the media creating an opportunity to discuss the issues of moving the industry forward. Hosted by Arthur K and Emmanuel Ntoyai .Lunch and transport will be provided.

Yet another forum will go down on the 17th at the same venue involving key stakeholders and policy makers in the industry. It will be hosted by Anyiko Awoko and Anitah Mbuguah and again Lunch and transport will be provided.

So if you are an artist and you looking to get your voice heard, then hit up Anitah on +254 721865166 0R +254 722814133 for more details.

 

Ameenda Kweli. This Is Ess’ Fiancé Finally Pays Her Dowry (VIDEO)

For a long time Sharon Mundia has been a darling of the masses thanks to her affable personality, her lustrous locks, unrivaled style and her fresh-faced beauty.

And even though she is blogs predominantly on female things, she has gained a following from the men too. And who can blame them when she looks like this?

 

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So many admirers were pretty disappointed when her fiancé proposed.

A few months down the line, Leteipan has proven that he is a serious with the engagement and what better way to show seriousness like meeting the parents and the extended family and paying the dowry?

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Watch the exciting ceremony  below that was attended by fellow celebrities Edith Kimani and Patricia Kihoro:

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Why The Trend’s Faya Mama Needs 6 Million Kshs

The last year has been difficult for fiery media personality, Njambi Koikai.

She lost her job and on the same breadth, her grandmother was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. While she was dealing with the tragic news, her lung collapsed for the first time before it collapsed once again this year. But despite all this she has remained strong and is now looking to raise 6 Million Kshs to treat her grandmother in India.

 

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To help her out, you can send a little cash to M-Pesa PayBill 315888, Account Name Njambi Koikai #‎SimamaNaFireMummah

Vera Sidika’s Photo In The Bathtub That Has Driven Team Mafisi Crazy (Photo)

It appears the typical socialite vibes is in full swing.

I mean all the flesh flashing, twerking and attention hogging a perennial hallmark of socialites that had for a while hushed. This time round, it is not just limited to socialites but any leading top female artist and celebrity with some pretty flesh worth exposing.

The queen herself, Vera Sidika aka Queen Veebosset, has decided to remind people why she is the pioneer in the field. Aside from the usual twerking videos, she posed in a bathtub exposing her full behind and leaving quite enough for excitement and imagination. 

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My Dramatic Thika Road Arrest By The NTSA,My Night At Muthaiga Cells And How I Lost Ksh. 30,000 In One Night! Crazy!

Since it’s inauguration,the NTSA,a body that is supposed to be restoring sanity and halving the rate of accidents on our roads,has been met with massive controversy,resistance and bile.

Despite the fact that they are supposed to be helping us,motorists,keep ourselves safe and alive,helping us get home in our piece and avoid runaway road incidences,these chaps have met very little love or welcoming from the very people they purport to protect and police.

On an unnamed date in December 2015,I was leaving The Space Lounge,Ngong Road for home. It was around 2.15am and the roads were sort of clear. The Space Lounge is located just across the road from the famous Nakumatt Prestige,a place that always buzzes loud,teeming with hundreds of moneyed party-lovers.

As I was reversing my car,trying to find a way I could safely join the main road,with my car tucked between two other cars,in a field littered with hundreds of other cars,and a parking resembling that of a Sports Arena,some driver ahead of me told me ‘Na uchunge NTSA… nimesikia wako hapa chini kidogo…’

I didn’t know this driver who was suddenly alerting me on how to avoid late night trouble. He seemed – and sounded -somewhat drunk himself,slurring his way through the camaraderie,pausing to blink and negotiate a hiccup,picking his breath up to,matter-of-factly,advise me on what roads to use to safely home.

I wasn’t that drunk myself. Admittedly,I had drowned 5 Tuskers which is the limit of the alcohol I usually take almost every weekend. Sometimes I blow as many as 6 or 7 bottles… Depending on what’s the date,how close to home am I,who’s buying and my general mood.

I’ve been able to perfectly drive my car home (I live along Kamiti Road,past Roysambu) and never have I ever been in any drink-related incident. Either caused by myself or the other driver. I use Thika Road to get home… And by 3pm,which is the time I normally start the drive home,Thika Road is usually a driver’s mecca; no cars,no traffic,no obstruction,no boda bodas,no lawless Githurai minibuses and no silly,flyover – ignoring pedestrians. Driving along Thika Road at night is a pure,orgasmic pleasure.

In less than 12 minutes,you’re safely in your house. In one piece. Fit and safe.

And after taking into consideration this driver’s advice,I dodged Ngong Road in its entirety and used a network of these other confusing roads that ultimately lead me to state house road before I showed up at the UoN roundabout and then took the road to Westlands and then joined Forest Road before I showed up on Thika Road finally. It was a tricky,confusing mesh of roads all in a bid to avoid being nabbed by the over-ambitious NTSA Askaris who,it would later appear,reserve very little patience for any nocturnal driver no matter how minimally drunk they are.

The roads I used also were lonely,deserted roads… Dark roads that,for all I know,would be harboring Highway Robbers and carjackers and what have you. But I made it to Thika Road safe…. It’s now 3.05am.

I was driving perfectly,happy that I had escaped the horrific NTSA sheriffs until I saw drama a kilometer or so past Muthaiga. I saw cars stop abruptly, others cars skid across the road,others apply emergency brakes and others swerving and doing an almost 360° turn,the wheels screeching hard and the scene starting to look like a Fast and Furious behind the scenes tape.

Some other driver,clutching hard onto his Mazda Sport’s steering wheel,yelled at me ‘NTSA’.

I was horrified and quickly applied my brakes… The mention of NTSA to any driver, whether innocent or not,is like the mention of Islamists in a racially-charged Donald Trump rally. It’s terror.

Quickly,a pool of suddenly stopped cars started building up… We all started pondering our next moves,started making frantic phone calls and considering making the dreaded U-Turn,drive along the wrong Lane and join Kiambu Road.

Unfortunately for us,we saw flash lights blinking furiously behind us… The red and blue lights,dancing their way along the road,came closer and closer. I checked. It was a Police Van. There was an approaching police van. We were all in trouble.

Quickly,everyone started their car,pressed on the accelerator hard and drove down like maniacs.

I don’t have the machismo that drives people to drive past the police like frenzied maniacs,cutting through the metal rails and driving down fast. I also don’t have the insane courage to jump off a moving vehicle and leave it running. Neither do I have the driving wizardry that’s so effective,I can avoid getting nabbed.

I normally tend to obey the police when they flag me. And after they flashed the torch towards me,flicking it up and down,I knew I had to stop. And stop I did…

Many other cars stopped behind me too. I had managed to evade the NTSA stationed alongside Ngong Road. But I wasn’t too lucky running away from the cold-hearted Thika Road sherrifs.

Some chaps walked over to me,shoving that Alco blow detector thing to my face. Without saying a word,I was expected to blow into it. I found it rather rude,prudish and uncourteous. For the love of God,I am a law-abiding citizen. Not some Guantanamo Bay escapee.

I am a Kenyan. A civil Kenyan who’ve just left the club and is civilly driving home to sleep. I wasn’t some rascal up to no good. I wasn’t some hardened criminal on my way to commit some major heist. I wasn’t OJ Simpson driving down in a white Bronco. I was a harmless little Kenyan. Driving to MY house to sleep. That’s all.

But these people treated me like some type of Nigerian criminal fugitive. I was surrounded by a gang of NTSA Chiefs,yelled at and hollered at,ordered to surrender my car keys,my license,my dignity and step the fuck out.

‘Leta funguo! Leta funguo kijana. Toka nje.. Toka… Toka nje…. ‘some female official yelled at me,forcefully opening my car door.

I was yanked out and asked to breathe into the stinking breathalyzer. I found it unhealthy and disgusting. I was sober and alert and sturdy. I wasn’t wobbling,wasn’t slurring my speech,wasn’t staggering,wasn’t sleepy eyed.

I flatly REFUSED to breathe into the breathalyzer.

‘Puliza hii kitu Kijana… Hio ni sheria… ‘

I refused. I complained about the way I was being treated,complained about the manner in which I was being handled,complained about the health risks of having to put my mouth where hundreds of other strange people had just put their dirty mouths and many other things.

I was immediately deemed a criminal. A terror to the state. And a danger to myself and the universe.

‘Just be kind. Handle me kindly. Be nice… Mbona mko hivo? Be kind! Be polite! I am NOT a criminal!’ I protested.

Quickly,I saw someone jump into my car,start it and drive away. As I watched. No one told me where he took my car. I wasn’t alerted about the progress of the developments. I just saw my car being driven away. At 3.45am in the morning. By some guy I didn’t know.

I had always used Thika Road after every night out. And I’ve always found myself home. In one piece. But that didn’t matter.

Behind me,cars were building up… Prados,Range Rovers,Toyota 110s,Mazdas,Nissan,Subarus,Hondas.

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Drivers were being ejected from their cars,startled to reality,shocked out of their skin and their car keys yanked from their hands.

It was a stupid dramatic scene full of senselessness and raw emotions. Outbursts and scuffles. Drama and dangerous,daring escapes. It was hell.

NTSA was wrecking pure havoc,terrorizing hapless drivers,causing panic across the road,causing scared,dangerous escapes and generally harassing motorists in a way I had never seen.

I was quickly ushered into a waiting land Rover. Hauled into it like a sack of potatoes and,together with tens of other drivers,driven to Muthaiga Police station.

We were all poured out. And locked up. Just like that! Just like that man!

I had to part with Ksh. 30,000 following day morning to regain my freedom.

First,I had to pay some exorbitant Towing company some Ksh. 10,000 for the stupid services of ‘towing my car from Thika road to t=Thika Road’

And then I paid some Ksh. 20,000 for the Court blah blah blah.

At the Traffic Headquarters at Survey,Thika Road,it was pure chaos. Crowds of people who had gathered to come bail out their relatives were causing a scene – yelling at the cops,screaming at the authorities,decrying the system,lashing out at everyone and almost starting fights. Things got so bad the office was closed and guns cocked. Kenyans almost started a massive root INSIDE a goddam Police Station.

NTSA,You have moved from a body that wants to sincerely eradicate drunk-driving incidences to a feral,evil body that wants to terrorize,instill fear,destabilize and scare away drivers with pure heartlessness and unbridled savagery.

You have transformed into a bloody scary outfit,an organization of terror and destruction,a body that is now becoming responsible for most of the stupid accidents that are now happening at night.

At the NTSA’s watch,businesses are getting hurt,drivers are driving to their deaths,cars are being destroyed, accidents are happening,terror is reigning supreme,massive amounts of money is being lost and a dangerous,road revolution is about to happen.

NTSA must learn that NOT every driver driving past 12am is drunk as a lord. Or even drunk at all. Not every driver cannot get themselves home safe. Not every driver is careless behind the wheel and that they cannot be allowed to continue harassing motorists,scaring off drivers,turning our roads into traps of death and becoming the villainous gods of night movement.

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This STUPIDITY MUST STOP!

NTSA is quickly moving from ‘Hero’ to “Villain” fast.

NTSA must overhaul their whole approach to late night motorists. And stop the cold,ferocious approach. This is NOT Saudi Arabia. Learn some manners,folks.

You’re now becoming a cancer. You’ve now gone rogue.

Thought Only Avocado-Faced Ladies Chop Their Lovers’ Nini?? See This Pretty Lady Who Chopped Off Her Banker Hubby’s Private Part (Photos)

Cases of women chopping off their husbands’ private parts have largely been associated with folks at the bottom of social hierarchy but the incident in Mombasa involved a middle class family.

32-year-old Pauline Mukiri from Mombasa, attracted media’s attention after she sliced her husband’s private parts and fled.

Witnesses say the six-month pregnant lady went to a nearby bar to quarrel with her husband, 36 year old Alloys Matata, whom she accused of squandering loan money at drinking dens. Ms Mukiri left with her hubby to go home only attack him and chopped off his private part at their house.

Neighbors responded to wails coming from the couple’s house only to find Mr. Matata soaked in a pool of blood with his manhood detached from him.

We was rushed to Yeshua Medical Centre in Bamburi where he succumbed to his injuries. Mr. Matata was working at a Mombasa bank.

Police last Saturday arrested Pauline as she attempted to disappear. She told NTV journalists she was defending herself when she cut her husband’s ‘transformer’.

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Pauline Mukiri hiding her face from journalist

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The late Alloys Matata

Ken Wa Maria Narrowly Survives Horrific Road Accident Along Thika Road (Photo)

Celebrated African traditional musician Ken Wa Maria has narrowly survived a gruesome accident along Thika road yesterday on Saturday night.

The musician was headed for a performance in Ruai. Luckily, he escaped with little injuries and was rushed to St. Francis Hospital in Kasarani. He was attended for the minor injuries and he was visited by CORD principals Kalonzo Musyoka and Moses Wetangula. The cause of the accident is yet to be established as police are still conducting investigations.

Here are the photos

 

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‘Wenye Shingo Za Feni Jipeni Shughuli Sasa!’ Mwanaisha Chidzuga Says After Sharing a Photo Cuddling With Danson Mungatana

It all started with Cecilia Mwangi announcing that she and Mungatana had called it quits before Mwanaisha Chidzuga came forward to deny any relationship with Cecilia.

“Kindly note tht I Mwanaisha Chidzuga was never a Co wife 2 one Cecilia Mwangi Pls stop dragging my name n tht of my family into thse madness” she tweeted. A tweet that made many conclude that she too had ditched Mungatana. A tweet that had Kneyans going I on her calling her a ‘gold-diigrre’ among other unpalatable names.

Mwanaisha has now come out, guns blazing and asserting that she and Mungatana are still together so the haters can take a hike.

Hapa mapenzi tu…Wenye Shingo za Feni jipeni shughuli sasa….’ she tweeted before sharing this picture.

 

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Zari Finally Agrees To Take Her Daughter To Meet Diamond’s Dead Beat Dad (Photos)

Diamond’s father, Abdul Juma, will finally meet his granddaughter, Tiffah Dangote, after the family settled their feud!

Mzee Abdul has been making headlines ever since he popped to claim he was locked out of Diamond’s palatial home during a private party.

Mzee Abdul fell out with Diamond’s mother while the singer was still young boy. He disappeared from their lives only to surface when Diamond was an African sensation.

Global Publishers Tanzania says Zari has been hesitant to take Tiffah to meet Mzee Abdul since Diamond was not in good terms with his father.

Diamond has reportedly buried the hatchet with his father going to allow Zari to take his daughter to meet his dead beat father.

“Baba Diamond hana kinyongo wameshazungumza na mama Diamond wameshamaliza tofauti zao, Diamond mwenyewe hana tatizo kilichobaki ni kwenda tu kule kufanya dua.” Global Publishers reported.

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Diamond’s father

Zari and Tiffah

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Frenzy As Leonardo DiCaprio Ends 22 Year Curse Winning First Oscar In Style Just A Few Hours Ago (Photos)

You remember him from movies as such Titanic, Romeo and Juliet, The Wolf Of Wall Street, Blood Diamond, Django Unchained etc etc. None of these blockbusters ever won him an Oscar!!

Leonardo DiCaprio is perhaps one of the most talented actors in Hollywood. He has been on our screens since some of us were kids but surprising he never won the most coveted award in film till recently!

It’s baffling how Lupita Nyong’o won an Oscar for Best Supporting Actress in the movie 12 Years A Slave having been nominated only once. For Leonardo DiCaprio, he has been nominated five times in 22 years and only managed to bag an Oscar in 2016.

Leonardo’s moments were in 1994, Nominated for What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? 2005: Nominated for The Aviator. 2007: Nominated for Blood Diamond, 2014: Nominated twice for The Wolf Of Wall Street (Best Actor and Best Picture) and finally 2016: Nominated for The Revenant.

The Revenant is one the best movies to have come out of Hollywood in recent years. Leonardo pushed himself to the limit while shooting the movie; he endured subzero temperatures in Canada and Argentina, he was mauled by a bear, he had to sleep naked inside a horse’s carcass; in short just watch the Revenant if you haven’t yet.

Anyways, Leo was nominated best actor for 2016 Oscars in a category that had Matt Damon (popularly of The Bourne film series) and other dope actors.

After 22 years of being trolled and laughed at, Leonardo DiCaprio has finally bagged the most prestigious award in film, 2016 Oscar for Best Actor.

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Janet Mbugua Stuns In A Tumbo Cut Top As Caroline Mutoko Rocks A Hooded Costume. See The Crazy Outfits Celebrities Wore At 2016 Fashion High Tea (Photos)

It was a spectacular show of African print last Saturday at Zen Garden as celebrities dressed to kill for the 2016 Fashion High Tea.

Fashion High Tea is an annual even that showcases some of the latest collections from top designers while raising vital funds for ‘My Ella’ which is aimed at providing emotional support and creating awareness about Down Syndrome.

Last Saturday, a number of top cream celebrities turned up at Zen Gardens for Fashion High Tea. Janet Mbugua, Sauti Sol, Caroline Mutoko, fashion stylist Annabel Onyango and hubby Marek Fuchs, Capital Lifestyle Magazine editor, Susan Wong etc were all in attendance.

Janet Mbugua rocked a crop top and a kitenge skirt that made her look like a teenager while Caroline Mutoko stunned in a hooded dress.

See photos in the gallery below:

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29th February 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

2016 Oscars award gala is currently ongoing in the US and they are yet to announce the winner of the most anticipated category, Best Actor. Leonardo DiCaprio who was nominated in that category is expected to end 22 year curse (he has NEVER won an Oscar before) and finally win the coveted Oscar trophy. Everybody is predicting that 2016 will finally be Leonardo’s year thanks to his incredible performance in the blockbuster, The Revenant. Oscars aside, below are the trendy stories on our site this Monday morning:

#1Etemesi’s Tales | Intercourse In The Shower

#2Muhoho Kenyatta Is a Lucky Man! His Beautiful Girlfriend Proves That She Is One of the Sexiest Women in Kenya (Photos)

#3Kenyans Fussing Over Alaine’s Skimpy Costumes That She Wore On Churchill Show And On The Trend (Photos)

#4“Utamu Wa Lori Ni Kupanda Nyuma” Vera Sidika Shows Why Hitting It From Behind Is The Sweetest (Video)

#5Prezzo Reveals Why He Hates Jaguar More Than A Foul-Smelling Kariobangi Toilet

#6Noti Flow Undresses And Rides One Of The Hottest Male Models In Bed Steaming Hot Photo

#7Huyu Dem Huwa Anapanguza Mk*ndu Aje! Mamacita With Buttocks The Size Of Muranga Airstrip Drives Team Mafisi into a Frenzy (Photos)

#8You are the Remote to My **** …..Watch as This Kenyan Girl Seduces Her Boyfriend on Phone Like Never Before. Trust Me This is What Every Man Wants to Hear!

#9After Opening Up About Her Thirst To Smash Huddah Monroe, Vera Sidika Goes Berserk About Banging Fellow Ladies (Video)

#10Meet The Celeb Who Made Ray C Indulge In Drugs Making Her Stoop So Low That She Now Wants To Get Married To A Mkokoteni Man (Photos)

 

A Love Letter To My Jamaican Celebrity Crush Alaine

Dear Alaine

Or should i say ‘Wassup gyal’. I know you’ve been looking for Wafula for a long time. No need to despair. I am the 2.0 version of him. I offer myself unto you today. Do whatever you please with me wonderful woman.

Mi haffi let yah know that I am nothing special; except for the 8 inches under my pants, i am just a common man with common thoughts, and I’ve led a common life. There are no monuments dedicated to me and my name doesn’t get echoed across multiple mouths. But in one respect I have succeeded as gloriously as anyone who’s ever lived: I’ve fallen for you.

You know what I am going to say. I love you. What other men may mean when they use that expression, I cannot tell; what I mean is, that I am under the influence of some tremendous attraction which I have resisted in vain, and which overmasters me. You could draw me to fire, you could draw me to water, you could draw me to the gallows, you could draw me to any death, you could draw me to anything I have most avoided, you could draw me to any exposure and disgrace, but i would never denounce my affections for you Alaine.

Gyal you are Me darlin love, me lickle dove. Me dumplin, me gizada,

You are a mortal danger to all men. You are beautiful without knowing it. You possess a charm that you are not even aware of. You are like a trap set by nature – a sweet perfumed rose in whose petals Cupid lurks in ambush! Anyone who has seen you has known perfection. You instil grace in every common thing and divinity in every careless gesture. Venus in her shell was never so lovely, and Rihanna in ‘work’ never so graceful as you when you took strides on that Churchill Show stage and paraded your thighs in all their fine form. The thirst that tortured me is hard to document. I drank so much water that i fear i might have caused a water shortage in my residential estate.

But i have a good feeling . You and I, it’s as though we have been taught to kiss in heaven and sent down to earth together, to find each other and see if we know what we were taught.

I dream of leaning forward and kissing you at a beach in Jamaica, and you kissing me back with more fervor than I had before. I dream of us just standing there kissing and kissing between a coconut tree and a huge rock. The sand and the crabs and the moon all around us, making it feel like the nicest thing in the world. My hands running slowly up into your smooth hair and down over your thick shoulders and along your arms and around to your delicate back, holding your gorgeous female body against mine. There hasn’t ever been a time that I haven’t remembered all over again how much I love you Alaine

You are just too beautiful Alaine. Your Amazonian figure sits well on your body. You have a magnificently shaped waist and your complexion has an impeccable hue. Your pencil-thin eyebrows ease down gently to your eyelashes. A sculptor could not have fashioned your wavy ears and pixie’s nose any better.

Every time you break into a smile, your beguiling, oyster-white teeth light up the room. You jolt me like an electric current every time you unveil that megawatt smile. I can’t help but pay full attention to whatever you have to say. I like how your fingernails run through your ebony black hair whenever you explain something. How, with the aid of your fingers, they move around your photogenic face and hide a swan’s neck, elegant and smooth.

I love your nebulous, eyes, especially the pupils which sparkle with immortality. They are like two berry-dark jewels melted onto snow.

You sing in a dulcet voice as sweet as any songbird. Your voguish clothes still keep captive an aroma redolent of cinnamon and meadow-fresh mint. It lingers in the room long after you have gone.
So Alaine…..from the heart of Kenya to Jamaica…allow me to table a proposition.

I am not greedy. I wont ask for your hand in marriage or a lifetime of companionship. I just ask you to give me one more night, Busy Signal style, that is enough. Mi wanna tap that you know. I shall ask nothing further. There is no other valuable pearl to be found in the dark folds of life. Only the pearl you posses

Yours 

Philip Etemesi

Kenyan Writer

The Curse Of The Lightskinned,Successful Beauty Queens… Why Danson Mungatana Couldn’t Manage His Two Gorgeous Girlfriends,Mwanaisha Chidzuga And Cecilia Mwangi.

He was once one of the most-if not the most-colorful Ministers under the graft-ravaged Kibaki regime. Towering above his colleagues like a colossus,proudly presiding over a Ministry that not only have him power but much media visibility,Hon. Danson Mungatana quickly became NARC’s most vocal adherent… A dashing young man with the whole world for him to conquer,a dazzling law career,ability to deliver flowery,stirring speeches and a man with the pulse of the President on his hands.

Cheeky and with a penchant to stir controversy,Hon. Mungatana was a typical man,a typical Nairobi lawyer-cum-Politician who,as it has been proven in the past,has more than a healthy fascination with gorgeous media women,fresh-faced and with striking smiles.

Already married and with kids,Mungatana’s ballooning fortunes at the helm of various Government ministries increased his likability,also affording him a much glossier life surrounded by power,money and political expediency.

And that’s around the time he met Cecilia Mwangi,then a fresh-faced demure beauty queen who’d just trotted the World flaunting her Miss Kenya title and who also was getting all of these invites to places and events in her capacity as the Nation’s Face of Beauty.

And with nothing to stop him,Mungatana used the same political charm he was so endowed with to charm his way into Cecilia’s heart,showing a genuine interest in her work,using his powerful connections to open more doors for her and still,remaining very besotted with her. Almost star-struck.

A natural charmer and sure Coastal romantic,it wasn’t very hard for Hon. Mungatana to ease his way into this girl’s world,all this time,playing in the shadows,never wanting to publicize his burgeoning relationship with this popular Jigger Ambassador and also instructing her to keep it all under wraps.

With enough money and means,Mungatana enjoyed a blissful affair with Miss Mwangi-dates,exotic trips,5-star hotels,foreign rendezvous… Everything a gorgeous young woman,herself a noted success in her own right, would ever wish for.

For half a decade or more,Hon. Mungatana and Cecilia enjoyed a fabulous,private romance that was fervently kept out of the eye of the public. But as time went by,the cat would soon leave the bag,and these twosome’s hanky panky were the talk of town.

Cecilia,tired of harboring a secret that was now going rogue,even opened up about her Mungatana situation. Publicly agreeing to be his second wife. And to be enmeshed in a polygamous marriage. That shock announcement shocked and stirred the nation. But that was that.

As his fortunes continued to grow,and his bank account as well,so did Mungatana’s appetite for yet another woman – a younger one also,who,just like Cecilia,was secretive,lightskinned,successful,fabulous and also a media darling.

Clearly,Mheshimiwa had a type. And that’s how he charmed his way,yet again,into the heart of a TV presenter- Mwanaisha Chidzuga,a fellow Coastal breed.

His affair with Mwanaisha,just that with that of Cecilia,was also shrouded in mystery. It only got to the public after they both had gotten too deep (no pun intended) in the action. And a daughter was produced.

At around the time Mwanaisha gave birth,her hubby,also the hubby of Cecilia Mwangi at the same time,had attempted to view for the Gubernatorial elections in Tana River and lost ignominiously.

That was also the time his political fortunes started dwindling,starting with the dismal performance of his former party’s presidential candidate Martha Karua.

At around 2012/2013,Hon. Mungatana,still yoked to his original wife plus these two other media darlings,started experiencing a beating. He wasn’t the political rock star he was some few years ago anymore. His popularity also had started waning fast. His fortunes started crumbling and the charm had worn off.

Later,he would be dragged to court,labeled bankrupt and publicly called out by Bungoma Senator Moses Wetangula for refusing to pay back a loan he had taken from him.

This was a new Mungatana,a less glamorous,less winning,less successful and less visible man. A shell of his former,glorious self a Mungatana who was even getting blacklisted by the Kidero administration for outstanding land arrears he had in town.

His personal woes,it seemed,started manifesting even in his marriage… And the two girls he had sired children with had started feeling him less and less,started squabbling amongst themselves and started reevaluating their options and looking at him afresh.

The charm he had won them over with was now wearing out. He had way too many legal and financial woes to tackle. He started becoming an absentee dad and hubby – Always away to take care of business,to try and resuscitate his dying political career and to jostle himself back into the limelight again.

One thing that today’s urban second wives have in common with their compatriots of old is wife preference, the youngest of course getting the most attention – be it emotionally, conjugally or financially.

Combine this special treatment with the fact that their husband isn’t always home and it’s easy to see why some of today’s young women are open to the notion of a polygamous relationship. They get to retain their freedom and still have love, devotion and financial stability from their husbands.

And that’s probably what lured Cecilia,then young and ebullient,to Mungatana’s nest.

But after Mwanaisha came along,Cecilia was no longer the youngest and the newest in the marriage. And that’s when the cracks started manifesting.

Being a second wife is, in most cases,not always received with open arms. For the first wife, there is always that concern that she is not the love of her husband’s life. For the second wife,she will always be number two, regardless of how kind, loving, appreciative and present the husband is. No wonder Hon. Mungatana always insisted on covering up the realities… To avoid a public backlash.

But the women Mungatana snared were not your everyday,girl-next-door losers. With crappy looks and no jobs.

These are media darlings-accomplished women in their own fields,women who could pull their own weight,women who made a tidy salary,women who were young and very beautiful,women who had a life and were still driving millions of men crazy across Kenya.

Not content with being number two,after the shock inclusion of Mwanaisha, who was now getting more media attention and who now was all the rage in town,Cecilia had no choice but to opt out of the arrangement.

Taking a cue from her former partner of passion Cecilia,Mwanaisha also started getting frustrated with the direction things were going.

The man she’d been left with was not just becoming an everyday,laughable loser but also a man who didn’t seem to know how to keep a job having recently lost his KPA chairmanship.

Gloom seemed to dog this once-glorious political superstar. Cecilia had walked away, unscathed,to live her beautiful life gorgeously away from his abject downfalls.

Mwanaisha couldn’t stay in such a mess of a marriage. Not when she was still beautiful,still employed,still relevant,still eligible and still young.

Couple that with Mungatana’s inability to stick up the union and be there for all of his lovers. This was doom waiting to happen.

As soon as Mungatana lost his mojo,soon as Mungatana fell to the ground,unable to get up and live up to the man of the past few years,that’s the day the media girls he had wooded and impregnated started vacating his doomed house.

And,in public,even denying each other. And denying they ever were co-wives to each other.

Mistake number one; Marrying two extra wives who are beautiful,successful,popular and strong-willed.

Mistake number two- Avoiding to drag them to your financial and social woes.

Mistake number three – Assuming a third wife would be good news to a second urban wife who thought she was the last you’d ever love again.

Mistake number four-starting a family with these enlightened,career women.

Mistake number five – watching your whole life crumble and fall apart,and expecting to still keep the beautiful goddesses you had wooed by the mere virtue of your success.

Hon. Mungatana was never meant to win this one. He has lost. And lost hard.

Life,sure,is a bitch.

EDIT: Mwanaisha,a few hours ago,has come out to claim that she is still happily married to Mr. Mungatana. The circus of the absurd continues….

Papa Dennis Denies Dating Budding Huddah Wannabe Socialite (Photos)

Earlier in the week, there emerged reports on social media that Gospel wonder kid, Papa Dennis’ girlfriend is treading on the socialite-dom path.

As a matter of fact, the said girl, Martha aka La Babe Martha is following in Huddah’s footsteps in her quest to be the next big socialite in Kenya.

Last evening, Ghafla spoke to Papa Dennis who flatly denied being in a relationship with the girl. According to the ‘Wonder’ hitmaker, there’s nothing between him and the young lady apart from the fact that they both worked at Maliza Umaskini, an NGO owned by city millionaire and philanthropist, Sadat Muhindi.

Papa added that the girl must have presumed that she was in a relationship with him owing to the fact that he was very close to her during their Maliza Umaskini days before the chick left the organization. As such, there’s nothing going on between them.

Papa Dennis rise to stardom seems to be attracting attention from everyone in showbiz considering the fact that he’s been churning hit after hit. And so with the fame, comes along a bevy of beauties who want a piece of him.

Here are the two in old photos

 

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And here are photos of the lady trying to match Huddah

 

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Meet Renowned American Firefighter Lady And Author Who Is Wowing Eldoret Residents. She’s Such A Darling (Photo)

She left the land of milk and honey to settle in Uasin Gishu County where she’s wowing local residents with her adorable work!

In 2011, ‘We Are the World Missionary’ was birth through Shirley Watts, a born again Christian who has dream of becoming a Global Missionary since the age of 6. Transitioning from her comfort zone working as a Federal Fire Inspector for many years, God released her via retirement to travel the world as a Global Missionary.

Shirley has an Office Administration Degree from Alabama State University.   She graduated and holds the highest level of Fire Inspector Certifications offer in the world from the State of Indiana Public Safety Training Institute Crane Indiana. May 2012 she graduated from Institute for Global Ministry, Globe International.

She retired from the Federal Government as the first black female Fire Inspector in Southeast of USA. During her Career, she also worked and lived in Germany and Japan. She has accompanied her husband on job assignments to Italy, Hawaii and Puerto Rico.

Shirley is a member of Cross Faith Church where Pastor Rob and Gina Hines is her Pastors and Spiritual Coverings. There she serves on the Mission Team. She also has a Partnership with Pastor Jason Lee (USA). She recently launched a ministry dubbed “We are the world worshipers” currently being directed by Zed Ben famously hailed as ZB, a recording and performing artist, a song writer and a saxophonist known for his hit song ‘Panguza Macho’.

Shirley serves on Praying Pelican Help Rebuild Haiti Team sharing her gifts of construction and code enforcement. God has given her a loving and caring heart to serve and help the poor, homeless, help prisoners and those at wit ends.

Shirley’s slogan is ‘God Meant It for My Good’.   After enduring a brief health challenge, she knows God performed a Miracle in her life and saved her for a divine purpose.   She is a firm believer this is her Season to serve as a “We Are the World Missionary”.

Presently, ‘We Are the World Missionary’ is home-based in Eldoret, Kenya where she serves as God humble servant obeying his wonderful Great Commission throughout all of East Africa.

Shirley is the darling of the needy in Eldoret. She has no regrets leaving the comforts of her home in US to settle in Kenya.

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5 Vehicles Crash Dramatically At Valley Road (Shocking Photos)

Extreme and usually fatal accidents on some of the major roads in Nairobi are becoming too frequent a phenomenon.

While the case of a car being dented a side mirror shatter and such like are an expected daily occurrence, the bizarre accidents happening on what is becoming a daily basis are sickening and drastically increase the risk of road travel.

Late this week a shocking accident happened on Valley road in the morning that involved five vehicles. Luckily there were no fatalities but the cars were badly damaged and some will have to be written off.

Here are the shocking images 

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Huyu Dem Huwa Anapanguza Mk*ndu Aje! Mamacita With Buttocks The Size Of Muranga Airstrip Drives Team Mafisi into a Frenzy (Photos)

Yeah, Team Mafisi will thirst after any yummy looking ass but this mommy has no ordinary buttocks, she has a bulldozer booty that makes you think thrice just in case you have intentions!!!

Have never seen Team Mafisi scared of big derrières, until recently. A mommy with rear end the size of Vera Sidika and Corazon Kwamboka’s buttocks put together, has amazingly frightened the thirst bandwagon.

The little known mamacita flaunted her leviathan booty in a red dress and her buttocks came out in a way that got Team Mafisi scared.

How does she wipe her ass? How does she get bonked? Which testosterone has the energy to ‘chew’ her to satisfaction? These are some of the questions asked by a large chunk of Team Mafisi who got cold feet about smashing the mamacita.

But not all hyenas were intimidated by the gigantic booty, audacious dudes dared the mamacita to welcome them for a drill.

Enough said, see the mammoth butt below:

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Noti Flow Undresses And Rides One Of The Hottest Male Models In Bed Steaming Hot Photo

Of all current lady musicians none courts controversy with such ease and glee and rapper Noti Flow.

She is so glued to it especially the sexual kind of controversy that she sure beats socialites at their own game. She is definitely the poster girl for bad girls in the industry. When she is not sharing some lesbian love she is out with some skimpy outfit or featuring on one of the most controversial videos around. This is what she has been up to with one of the most adored men by women in Kenya Sajid Kaka. Riding him in bed with of them undressed down to their pants

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Maina Kageni Finally Getting Saved! Here are the Details #MKRTT

Finally Classic FM’s Maina Kageni has decided to see the light, and he’s doing it tomorrow at Winners Chapel where you are all invited to witness this great transformation.

Before we get to the part where Maina will be going to Church tomorrow, let us first understand how he got there in the first place. Maina has been traversing the country showcasing Kenya’s beauty as he promotes domestic tourism.

Maina aims to rally Kenyans to consume and promote domestic tourism by exploring and discovering our country’s beautiful tourist destinations in the spirit embodied in the campaign motto – “Tembea Tujenge Kenya”.

The Maina Kageni Road Trip Tour (#MKRTT) which kick started in October 2015 will continue with its 12th leg tomorrow Sunday 28th in the capital city, Nairobi.

#MKRTT Packages which cost Kes 800 includes: Park Entry Fees, a light meal, free transport subject to availability and free Test Drive.

Now to the MOST important part, the action tomorrow; Maina Kageni will be making his way to Winners Chapel at 9:00am.

Sources close to the Classic FM presenter told Ghafla! Maina has decided to give his life to the Lord. And Maina will be getting saved in the full glare of cameras.

After the church service, Maina will embark on #MKRTT where he will visit Nairobi National park as from 12:30pm.

The Classic FM presenter will then participate in Chevrolet trailblazer Test Drive before taking lunch at the KWS Club House and finally wind up the day mingling over a game of soccer.

Watch the video below to see what #MKRTT is all about:

High School Madness: Boy Caught On Camera Going Down On His Knees And Proposing To His Sweetheart In their Classroom

I thought phones are not allowed in High Schools, but increasing number of amateur videos caught in schools prove mobile gadgets are in plenty!

Apparently students no longer go to school just to quench their thirst for education but to also find suitors for themselves.

This was specifically true after a viral video showed a daring High School boy going down on his knees and proposing to his girlfriend in their classroom.

The couple’s classmates cheered the lovebirds as they urged the girl to accept the ring. And she accepted to be his fiancé. Watch the video below:

“I wish to apologise sincerely for the abusive language that I used towards our staff” Dominoes MD Filmed Abusing Staff Issues Public Apology (Video)

After a video went viral showing the Managing Director at one of Dominoes Outlets in Westlands throwing insults and cursing his employees, the manager has come out issuing apologies.

Mr. Eric Andre has come out stating that he regrets the actions of his words and denied that he is a racist. Furthermore, the manager says he was caught up with the moments passion and regrets the tone and the verbal abuse in his reprimanding of the customers. His message has struck a chord with many especially those who earlier had seen no racism just foul language. A few others were still not satisfied but many commend him for his actions. Here is the apology along with the public video

Hello. My name is Eric Andre and I am Managing Director of Dominos Pizza here in Kenya.

Yesterday a video taken over a year ago surfaced on Facebook featuring myself addressing a team meeting.

I wish to apologise sincerely for the abusive language that I used towards our staff. It was absolutely not acceptable and I deeply regret it.

Whilst the language and tone was verbally abusive, I must stress that there was absolutely no racism involved. I have lived and worked in Kenya for over two years and I do not hold such views.

Customer service is the most important feature of the Dominos brand and we work very hard to deliver the standards of service and fast delivery that you expect. A year on since that video, I think you will agree that we achieve this.

At Dominos our excellent team are educated, experienced, passionate and knowledgeable.

On that occasion I allowed my passion to cross the line and I deeply regret this.

I apologise to all our hard working staff and I want to thank you the customers for your support and hope that you will stick with us as we establish Dominos Pizza, a great brand, here in Kenya.

 

 

Domino’s Pizza Managing Director apologises

Hello. My name is Eric Andre and I am Managing Director of Dominos Pizza here in Kenya. Yesterday a video taken over a year ago surfaced on Facebook featuring myself addressing a team meeting. I wish to apologise sincerely for the abusive language that I used towards our staff. It was absolutely not acceptable and I deeply regret it. Whilst the language and tone was verbally abusive, I must stress that there was absolutely no racism involved. I have lived and worked in Kenya for over two years and I do not hold such views. Customer service is the most important feature of the Dominos brand and we work very hard to deliver the standards of service and fast delivery that you expect. A year on since that video, I think you will agree that we achieve this. At Dominos our excellent team are educated, experienced, passionate and knowledgeable. On that occasion I allowed my passion to cross the line and I deeply regret this. I apologise to all our hard working staff and I want to thank you the customers for your support and hope that you will stick with us as we establish Dominos Pizza, a great brand, here in Kenya.

Posted by Domino’s Pizza Kenya on Friday, February 26, 2016

Drug Lord?? After Citizen TV, Sonko Is Once Again Linked To Drug Menace In Kenya

Philanthropic Nairobi Senator, Mike Sonko, has been under siege for the better part of the week with different entities linking him to drug tragedy in the country.

It all started with Citizen TV’s intentional/unintentional jibe in which they used Sonko’s photo in a tweet about effects of marijuana usage.

Also Read: Bangi Mbaya!! Senator Sonko/Citizen TV Showdown Over Bhang

Gay gospel singer Joji Baro has since followed suit to haul Sonko’s name back into the center of drug menace in Kenya.

Joji Baro fell out with the Nairobi Senator after Sonko called for the burning of a notorious gay prostitute in Mombasa called Amina.

Also See: “Shindwe Amina, Unafaa Kuchomwa!” Mike Sonko Fires Shocking Slur At a Gay Mombasa Prostitute

The Star newspaper wrote an article telling Sonko to respect gays saying they were not non-humans. Joji Baro used the Star article to fire at the lawmaker saying he was a drug lord who ruined the lives of many youth.

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Sad And Tragic! 2 Year Old Girl Dies After Being Buried Alive

A family in Kakamega are mourning the loss of a two year old daughter after she passed on in quite a tragic manner.

The young daughter was murdered unknowingly by her fellow children, five in number during child games. The five dug a small hole and filled it with water before placing the little kid in a mock burial ceremony while playing.

The incident has left villages or Ingostse village in the Kakamega county shocked but even as the kid’s body was taken to Kakamega General Hospital, the family decided to handle the matter traditionally. Since the kids cannot be punished and are even not in comprehension of their actions, the elders will organize a ritual to cleanse the five.

The matter brought to focus the need for supervising children even when they are in the open playing with one another.

Kenyans Fussing Over Alaine’s Skimpy Costumes That She Wore On Churchill Show And On The Trend (Photos)

Jamaican beauty in a revealing costume is making thirsty Kenyan dudes drool for days!

Jamaican songbird, Alaine Laughton, jetted into the 254 last Friday and she has been quite busy looking for her ‘Wafula’.

Alaine travelled to Kakamega a day after touching down in Nairobi for the shooting of her music video featuring Churchill Ndambuki.

Also See: Jamaican Songstress Alaine Takes The ‘Wafula’ Thing TOO Serious. See What She Did In Kakamega After She Flew To Kenya Last Friday

Alaine’s skimpy costume during the recording of Churchill Show at Carnivore this past Thursday and on The Trend on Friday, has caused tempest in a teapot.

Team Mafisi have been swearing how they won’t cheat were they to date an eye candy such as Alaine; all because they couldn’t get enough of the Alaine’s yellow yellow drumsticks.

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