The day we have all be waiting for has finally arrived, Janet Mbugua’s wedding.
Janet and her Fiance Eddie Ndichu decided to jump the broom at the picturesque Chaka Ranch near Narumoru.
Here are some photos from the wedding
Click Page two for more photos
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Keep it Ghafla for more of the couple’s wedding pictures:
“When her clothes are so tight that you can read her lips” Interjected a thirsty jamaa when Socilaite Corazon Kwamboka posted pretty reavealing photos of herself on instagram.
The past months we have seen a new trend in revealing photos that these socialites have been posting online. It all started with the ratchetest of them all, Huddah, then Vera Sidika followed suit and now Yesterday. Corazon decided to join the bandwagon.
The girl has gone out of her way to give herself a new title, “The godess” as if “Lilythegenie” was not dumb enough.
Here are the photos. Knock yourself out.
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It never gets easy in a capitalist society, the poor get poorer as the rich continues to thrive.
Barely two weeks have passed after Nairobi governor cracked whip on slaughterhouses, in fact according to the decree, no one was to slaughter a chicken unless they had been given the permit to do so. A great many slaughter houses were closed down in a move that criticized by many.
But was it in bad light? According to the memo from his office, the closure of the slaughter houses was in line with quarantining the cholera outbreaks that were rife in the country at the time. By only allowing certified slaughter houses to conduct operations;, it would reduce the spread of cholera considerably. Sensible? Yes.
Now, the latest developments go hard on hawkers. According to a post on social media, hawkers are the prime reason why there is so much congestion and littering on the streets. Where, pray tell, will these daughters and sons of the earth take their trade when their wings are clipped thus?
Time will tell. Indeed, better city, better life.
Here is the post:
It is notified for public information that certain individuals have fraudulently acquired Single Business Permits (SBP)…
Posted by Evans Kidero on Friday, May 29, 2015
You’ve got give it to #KOT. They know to be funny and how to make “Funny” Last. Check out these hilarious tweets on #letskillgrammar.
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Well its quite the deal isn’t it?
DStv has this morning signed a partnership agreement to be the title sponsors of the Chill n Grill event. The deal will see DStv retain the title sponsorship for the event for a period of one year and change the name of the event to The DStv Chill and Grill event. This partnership is part of DStv’s commitment to providing wholesome family entertainment.
Revelers will have an opportunity to grill their own meat, network and purchase food and household items at a discounted price. There will be a number of activities for the children including water bouncing castles, clowns and face painting among others. Some of the most popular recipes from DStv’s favourite channels such as Food Network, BBC Lifestyle and TLC from popular shows such as Guy’s big bites, Kitchen Boss and Siba’s table will be on display for food lovers to try out and learn. The next edition of the DStv Chill and Grill will be held on Sunday May 31, 2015 at the Wanderjoy Gardens along Kiambu road.
“We are very pleased to join hands with African Kaya to present The DStv Chill N Grill event where families get to bond while surrounded by a world of entertainment which we are renowned for,” said MultiChoice General Manager, Walingo Chiruyi.
No other provider locally delivers as much compelling lifestyle content as DStv. Our Food Network (DStv Channel 175) delivers a fresh approach to food programming with bold, fun and entertaining shows while the BBC Lifestyle channel (DStv Channel 174) is a channel burstling with lifestyle programming.
Additionally, TLC Entertainment (DStv Channel 172) brings you tips on parenting, reality shows, cooking and home improvement.
Her rivalry with Avril begun when she took shots at the ‘Kitu Kimoja’ singer after her latest release with Ommy Dimpoz
Niggas be hating!!!HAHAHA..
And especially those who stood absolutely no chance with me.Simba akikosa nyama hali nyasi babu…Na ata nikiwa na haraka vipi siombi lift kwa gari la takataka.I am absolutely proud of my bump and y’all who sit around studios talking about ‘madem wa industry’ and include my name in there..go brush your teeth.We know most of you are so broke anyway,i wonder how you can get time to talk abt someone you dont feed.
And she also had this advice to offer the ladies:
My dear ladies,if you get pregnant,let abortion or keeping be a decision you make on your own.Dont let no man tell you what to do with your body.Dont die aborting for fear of what people will say.Heaven utaenda peke yako!
Ps: I never share my story because its more beautiful or ugly than others.I share so that someone else going through the same may feel encouraged.You are not alone!
Its so sad that we live in a society that judges people just coz their mistakes are visible,forgetting their skeletons in the closets.
#ProudMumtobe #Fabmom #bumpchic #Babybump #6months
All is not well in the Hapa Kule fort.
After a number of the actors were fired, one of them Rose Nyabhate has taken to social media decrying her treatment by Abel Mutua and her Hapa Kule family.
This is what she wrote:
I dont want to answer to any news outlet about Hapakule news of KTN. i will appreciate if guys you stop calling and asking. Its true that i was shown the door from Hapakule after asking for a raise. i used to go home with 1k per eposode translating to 4,000 a month!
Last yr The MCSK was to give us 10,000 a day but it was slashed to 7000.
If an episode the production makes 200,000 and iam given 1,000 thats really an insult.
i was fired by Abel Mutua,who was once a good friend with reasons that.
1.i incited my colleagues
2.i left their wattupp (sic) group
Who gets fired for leaving wattup (sic) really?
I shoot in kiambu each week no transport and only 1meal a day,which i make 1k!!
Fame doesnt pay bills.I loved the show alot and gave my best but it was never enough.
I dont want to talk about this any more.
I was fired!
Abel Mutua who was accused of the firing had this to say:“I did not know they were fired I thought they quit. They were under Protel but I doubt they were fired.” he alleged.
“We thought you and Phil Karanja owned the show? “ We asked to which he answered “Phil Karanja and I were just the creative Minds Protel are the owners of the show”
So why was she removed from teh group, we prodded to which Abel replied “She insulted a fellow actor then proceeded to leave the group. Ours is a family. So the whole Team agreed she didn’t want to be part of us. I was only tasked With relaying the info that she was no longer part of the team.”
Here is the screen shot:
A ‘gay friendly’ church getting set up in Kenya and Uganda will certainly shake Uganda and Tanzania’s conservative society to the core.
The Community Church of St Sebastian in the Spanish Canary Islands which is famous for opening its doors by those ostracized by the community i.e. the LGBT community will be setting up a branch of their church in East Africa.
The Church has revealed that they plan on setting up sister churches in the 254 and 256. One of the church’s leaders Rev Paul Gibson disclosed in an interview with Infonews that the project is in its last stages and they hope to spread the love of God to the sexual minorities once they manage to set up the branches.
I do not know how this will go down in countries such as Uganda whose government has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to homosexuals, but all we can do is wait and see.
Read more of this here Kuchu Times
It is probably going to be one of the most gripping Kenyan Movies/series you ever seen. Shot by Spotlight media, an enterprise owned by Eric Omba “The Ambitious Maid” is a thriller that will have the city talking.
It is a plot that we all know of. Only that this time, it has been churned into a seat gripping thriller. A timeless classic for generations to come.
The ambitious maid is the story of a young house girl confronted by the glare of a life that requires her to have money to take care of her family, herself and her conniving boyfriend. Faced with this predicament, the maid takes advantage of a rude wife and a Husband who needs a shoulder to lean on.
But does the maid succeed? Stick around, you might just find out. Here is a teaser of the movie:
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The Movie has been directed and shot by Spotlight Media. A production company Owned by Pastor Eric Omba.
Nigerians have launched a salvo of itchy insults directed at Kenyans and our head of state. KOT should quickly respond to give the West Africans a dose of their own medicine.
Nigerians were equally taken aback upon learning our President was flying to their congested country in company of 84 senior government officials.
See also: After 13 Choppers, Uhuru To Cause A Stir In Nigeria With Yet Another ‘Big Presence’
Uhuru has since cancelled his trip to Nigeria allowing his deputy to represent Kenya with a lean team of only eight people.
Even so, Nigerians have taken on the internet to mock Uhuru and Kenyans at large. Majority of their mockery is centering on the 84 delegation that was to accompany Uhuru for the inauguration of their President Elect, General Muhammadu Buha.
See some of the comments Nigerians posted below:
ROYAL PRIESTHOOD:is is y Africans stil remain undeveloped, and never going forward. Hw on earth or wht r u doing wit 84man delegations just for one day event. Wht a shame.
Maxwell Akalonu: Abeg wahs he doing with such a gigantic crowd of aids…hmmm…
Anichebe: African leaders will always behave primitive. What the hell does 84 delegates need to do at the inaugural ceremony? All receiving daily estacodes at the expense of their tax payers. Shame!!!
EDDY: Mad man…una wan come infect our president ni abi why 84 people?
Ada: hahaha……..buga buga + HUNGER. I like “who will feed them all” Sha it is a flimsy excuse for not coming. His rep should not come a beg.
MY TURN: Nuisance only you 84 people. Na your papa dem wan inaugurate? itaya for African presidents…Not leaders at all.
Davido’s driver: See how is wanted to waste tax payers money.
Kunta: Kenyenta! 84 delegates?..dats too small na..y u no park dey whole kenya come…stupid man!
Maxwell Akalonu: Abeg wahs he doing with such a gigantic crowd of aids sufferers …hmmm…
Imoh Sandra: His crazy,what does he need 84 entourage for?is he going for war?
Nnenne George: There president look young and handsome..
Jojo Urenna: Dem dey mad ? Are they relocating?
Engr. Daniel: We don’t need all the crowd too.
Babatunde: He should have have come along with the whole of Kenyans?
Lex Udo: Lol, i always thought naija had the biggest and baddest entourage hahah, Kenya bad be dat.
Credit: Kenya Daily Post
Take an off from the blithe parties and enjoy a weekend indoors as you watch these 5 grand movies of 2015!
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The Obama visit scheduled for July this years has brought in its wake a slew of drama, from anger management issues when it was reveled that Obama would not be going to Kogalo to the insensitive lawyyer who has been branded pedophile after declaring his interest in Malia Obama, and now, this lady…
Her name is yet to be revealed. However, when her photo surfaced online it caused a stir. She is the new Kenyan butt celebrity, and the good thing is that she is an ardent Gor Mahia fan.
Check out her photo below:
If you don’t know him most probably you have heard his name. Joe Kariuki isn’t a new face on showbiz, he has dedicated better part of his life in grooming raw talents.
It has been a decade since we last heard the name Candy n Candy Records. The recording label was once a household name round entertainment circle.
Joe Kariuki is the man behind Candy n Candy records. He boasts of introducing numerous fresh talents to the game.
Joe Kariuki
The music pundit is now considering a career in politics. Word on the street is that the multi-millionaire is eyeing a parliamentary seat in Nairobi.
Joe has been spotted rubbing shoulders with politicians from JAP’s upper echelon. He hasn’t confirmed or denying he is warming up for 2017 elections.
Joe will be among VIPs who will be seating close the President on Madaraka Day celebration at Nyayo stadium.
There are a number of gigs lined up this coming Friday, all of which requires you to part way with your coins to be granted access.
If you have a knack for revving and your pocket can’t support your pleasure-seeking-endeavors, worry no more!
Sirville Brewery & Lounge and Ciroc Vodka brings you Turn Up Fridays, the only gig in town where entry is FREE!!!
Mark you, free doesn’t mean the party won’t be making you shake every bone in your body! Not at all, Capital FM’s DJ Andre will be on the decks making sure you get entertained.
The party begins from 8PM till dawn. Now that entrance is free of charge, better save some guap for booze because Ciroc Vodka will be in plenty! Yes, that Vodka which everyone is talking about!!
Sauti Sol’s Savara Mudigi has left Kenyan ladies salivating to the nearest tap to quench their thirst after his muscles made a stop on the social media a few days ago.
Eric Omondi ignited their thirst by sharing Savara’s photo where he is shirtless and showing acres and acres of a well-built six pack, something Kenyan women have become so fond of lately.
Eric was only wishing Savara a happy birthday on the 25th of this month but the ladies seem not to have seen this. Instead, they went on the rampage, salivating for the muscles and openly expressing their admiration.
Here is a sample of what some said:
And this is what some thirsty ladies had to say:
Without fail, we get to hear or witness domestic violence. Domestic violence is a huge thing, a huger thing if it’s a woman being beaten up. While the majority of domestic violence victims are women, abuse of men happens far more often than you’d probably expect. Sad thing is, when it’s a dude, it’s acclaimed when it’s a woman, all pangas, mwiko, heels come out… Hypocritical if you ask me. Domestic violence is violence, it should not be appraised just cause of the gender involved. Typically, men are physically stronger than women hence it’s shunned but women are supported if not by words then by fellow women to beating up the guy.
Don’t get it twisted, I’m not praising the beating of women. I hate violence and drama in any form.
To capture the perfect response we witness on a daily basis is a clip from Sam West. He captured it perfectly. Sam West happens to be one of Kenya’s top stand-up comedian his shows are mainly characterized by absurd, surreal, and disturbingly hilarious interpretations of situations and characters.
The clip however, is a cut above the rest;
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These celebrities have reversed the common notion that education is the cut-off for living life in the fast lane. They have achieved so much with the few certificates at their disposal.
They may be considered academic dwarfs but they are definitely giants in different realms of life, one which matters the most.
The number of academic credentials one has heaped on themselves doesn’t count if they don’t have guap. Money rules the world, anything less of it is widely considered failure.
This list illuminates Kenyan celebrities that are flourishing in their endeavors yet they have little to show as far as education is concerned.
1. Chipukeezy
Ushering us in is none other Chipukeezy. Arguably the funniest comedian in the 254 after Churchill and Eric Omondi.
Chipu is in his twenties yet he has already ‘made it’ by Kenyan standards. Apart from his hilarious jests that made a name for him, he is also a presenter with Kenya’s leading urban radio station, Kiss FM.
His education background, nothing visual on the radar in as far as higher learning is involved.
2. Jaguar
Culprit number 2 is Jaguar. He is the richest musician in the country, Prezzo’s fanatics will squabble over this fact.
Jaguar recently landed a lucrative white-collar job even though his education profile is still blurred.
Larry Madowo recently ran an article on Daily Nation waxing lyrical about Jaguar, he says he may not be fluent with the Queen’s language but he certainly conquers with his music.
3.Redsan
Even though the spotlight is slowly fading out on him, Redsan is still living a life most learned fellows only dream of.
The ragga singer has no degrees to flaunt but don’t dare challenge him to show off his cash because he has plenty!
4. Huddah Monroe
Ahem! This one needs no introduction. She has no papers to show but academic giants will have to part with a considerable chunk of cash to bed her.
Not my words, the Seeker Of Truth exposed her for taking part in the world’s oldest profession and the staggering amount she charges her clients.
What Huddah makes from her job, to say the truth, most University graduates will die never inching a step closer.
5. Octopizzo
Kibera’s finest export hasn’t accomplished much education-wise but his bank statement is certainly handsome.
Octo has gone through hell to make it to life in the fast lane. He is one chap who has defied all odds to excel.
6. Kenrazy
I have heard guys say he is pursuing a degree in… Is it aeronautical engineering! That was like a decade ago after seating for his KCSE at St. Mary’s School Yala.
Whether true or not, I HIGHLY doubt if the rapper has papers to prove this. Even so, Kenrazy is not poor, not at all.
If the ninja can afford to fly his entire family to the coast for holiday that just tells you his pocket is heavy.
7. Colonel Mustafa
This dude is synonymous with controversies. He loves it when folks talk about him for all the wrong reasons.
Mustafa may be the king of scandals but he also leads on the list of ‘academic dwarfs.’
He definitely swam in millions during his heydays in the game, but now, I can’t really tell.
8. Nonini
The godfather of Genge has already secured a place for himself in the seventh heaven. Nonini is successful by all definitions.
Not much is known about his education though, seems details touching on that were forgotten to be included on his profile on Wikipedia.
9. Marya
She couldn’t bulge to pressure to leave her man simply because Salma Mbuvi says she is a side dish to her aunt’s hubby.
Marya’s beau lives and works in Dubai, that tells you she isn’t struggling to make ends meet like some degree holders.
Talking about degree, Marya is yet to flaunt any.
10. Juliani
“…Ngumu kwangu, kizungu fluent, but hauwezi command umati na influence…” Part of Juliani’s lyrics for his hit ‘Exponential Potential.
Just like he says, kizungu si mdomo yake. Juliani has no papers to boast of but moola, he has plenty.
He rubs shoulders with academic giants thanks to his success.
11. Willy Paul
He substituted education for music after seating for his KSCE exams. (Many people still doubt whether he actually sat for the exams.)
Willy Paul is definitely reaping big from his music career than he would ever have were he to pursue a degree in whichever course.
12. Kaligraph Jone
Where did he get his American accent from? Kayole’s finest is fluent in English but not much is known about his education, as in higher education.
I hear he learnt his ngoso from some mzungu friends of his from Donholm!
13. Daddy Owen
The King of Kapungala is a millionaire. Safaricom brand ambassadors don’t get paid peanuts!
Plus he has sufficiently milked his career to make a visible change in his life.
Daddy Owen has no degrees to show off!
14. Bahati
The gospel singer is another celebrity that is living big from the sweat of his music career.
Education isn’t putting food on his table. He hasn’t gotten any degree yet!
15. Jimwat
Last but not least is genge rapper, Jimwat. He started rapping from a tender age, limelight hindered him from pursuing higher education.
He raked in serious money during his time as one of the industry’s heavyweights.
It seems this week has been singer Colonel Mustafa’s. In fact after all the controversies, the singer who released the most ratchet video of 2015 the other day has given us a way to wind up the otherwise busy and scandalous week.
Yesterday Colonel was on the receiving end of insults from Nyota Ndogo, something that confirmed that the two are still harbouring their bad blood from 2013.
And now Colonel has returned the fire to former Buzz writer and social media critic Adhiambo Odera, a ldy who appears every Friday on KTN to discuss topics that have made headlines all week long.
It seems whatever Adhiambo said about Colonel early today did not go down well with the singer who has hit back with very heavy and unpalatable words aimed at Adhiambo.
According to Mustafa, Adhiambo is a failed woman and he thinks she is a grandmother and not the target audience for his music.
He said:
colonelmustafaWatching Adhiambo Odera speak ill about me today on sunrise ktn was like witnessing an
identity crisis in real time. In the past few years
she’s evolved from a reputable journalist who wrote about entertainment stories on Nation’s buzz
kenya , to a social media noise maker,teen look alike with much personality as a demostrater from
OKOA KENYA CAMPAIGNS!
I’m not sure who Adhis is beyond an internet
meme this days and I’m not sure that, beyond choosing
which artist to attack every friday she understands the dynamics of our industry. What am sure about is that she wants to be a critic, a term
that’s been floating around long before the first
COMME DES FUCKDOWN beanie appeared on a
#nofilter Instagram account.
Let me repeat this am not releasing my music to target grandmothers like Adhis who are busy enjoying their 2nd,3rd or 4th marriages or am i releasing my song to discredit women, i am releasing my music to target the youths and i don see anything wrong with appreciating women once in a while. As for Adhis pliz lets respect each other…. I don’t talk to failed journalists, you are inconsequential.
Everybody knows Luo is a lifestyle and this culminates to ostentatious display of whichever possession one has in within their reach !
The second edition of the prestigious Luo Festival is around the corner and Luos have perfectly scheduled it to almost coincide with Obama’s arrival.
“It’s a Premium event in the Luo calendar and this year it’s the President party before Obama lands, it’s the only event all Luo governors will attend.” The organizers attest.
So in preparation to Obama’s home coming, the event will be on the same day as America’s celebration of Independence Day, on the 4th of July, 2015.
The event will be huge as expected, what you drive and how you arrive at the event will count.
Keep it Ghafla! On daily updates of which entertainers will be headlining the event and will sharing with you info on tickets and where to grab yours.
Finally, finally, Jua Cali had a chance to shake Uganda and Africa’s impeccable singer Jose Chameleone after a very very long time.
According to Jua Cali, it has been long since the two met and shared a word and he is very excited to meet Chameleone who is in the country for the Coke Studio things.
Well, upon seeing what Jua Cali posted, Kenyans had a word for the veteran Kenyan singer who has been quiet for a while after hitting the music industry with massive songs a few years ago.
Jua Cali’s fans now want him to collaborate with Chameleone, a man whose music many Kenyans passionately love and listen to.
Chameleone has already released a teaser of another song he has done and when Maina Kageni played it in his Classic 105 show early today, believe it as it is the name, Chameleone is not disappointing here.
So you can guess what a collabo with Jua Cali would be like.
juacaligengeMet up with jose chameleon after a very loooooooong time@cokestudioafrica
Adele Anyango has attracted quite the following with her voice, looks, glamour and pizazz. She is what you would call a revolutionary, She is a mentor, a children-lover and has done a lot to help ghetto children- no wonder she remains top on my list. But apart from this, she is a sister extra-extraordinaire (is that a phrase that real people use?) Whatever.
She took to social media this morning to share photos of her sisters, next to the photo was a heartrending caption that read thus:
“#TBT with my BFFs who also happen to be my sisters”
Judging from their uncanny resemblance, we can all tell that the apples did not fall from the tree.
Check out the photo by clicking next.
Groove Awards will be celebrating its 10th anniversary come June 1st. The award gala is deemed to be the most colorful event since its inception.
With the number of artists nominated for the award on the increase, the competition will be stiff and only your votes will decide who walks home with a prize or two.
Gospel wonder boy, Hope Kid, has been nominated again this year and he is competing alongside other artistes for the Album of Year. His album ‘I Am Blessed’ got him the nomination.
So you are his fan you need to vote for him to bag the award. You have only a few days left to vote as many times as you wish. So VOTE! VOTE! VOTE! Follow this link and vote; https://www.groove.co.ke/nominiees/album-of-the-year-9/4#slide4
Apart from the Album of The Year, Hope Kid’s hit single ‘Delilah’ has also been nominated under the category of Ragga Song. Follow this link and vote; https://www.groove.co.ke/nominiees/reggae-or-ragga-song-of-the-year-7/1#slide1. I don’t know what you waiting for if you’ve not started voting, vote as many times as you can.
The young Gospel Dancehall artist infuses Jamaican Patios and English into his high powered music that inspires a dance throng across the region. Other tracks from Hope Kid include Holiday and Live Up. With both his music and fashion line- HK Wear on the fast lane, this dancehall sensation is definitely something to look out for.
Tell your friends, family, colleagues, neighbor watchie, enemies…everyone one. They need to vote!
Groove Awards will be happening on the 1st of June, 2015. For more info check; http://www.grooveawards.co.ke/
The kid deserves a prize or more from this year’s Groove Awards, don’t let him down. Vote for him as many times as your finger can allow you!
A popular TV siren is looking for a place to hide her face after being caught by paparazzi quenching her thirst with a taxi driver along Moi Avenue yesterday evening.
The TV siren is said to have been busted in the driver’s taxi car after her mourns out of the pleasure she was experiencing attracted a paparazzi who was going about her duties in town.
It was after these mourns attracted a sizeable crowd of on-lookers that it was discovered that it was a face almost everybody knows thanks to the prowess and genius the TV personality displays every time she takes to the studio to read news.
The taxi driver upon being caught red handed tried to cover the siren to hide her face but the curious onlookers vowed never to go away until they knew who it was.
It was after one hour or so that the TV queen felt her husband would start to question where she was that she shamefully rose from the cab and walked away covering her face.
It is rumoured that the lady is contemplating quitting her job as a top news anchor for fears that the video of her act with the driver is likely to surface up any time soon.
Keep it here as more of the story unfolds.
Don’t mess with a wrong ninja! Chipukeezy’s ‘expensive’ jokes ruffled Mike Sonko’s feathers prompting him to issue dire warning.
Just in case you didn’t know, today is Flashback Friday #FBF. It’s legal to rekindle old memories that sent shockwaves across the nation.
Sonko’s wrath manifested itself when Kiss FM’s presenter, Chipukeezy, went on air to discuss how he dying to make out with Saumu.
Apparently Chipu had repeatedly shouted from the rooftops about his intention. The drama started when Caroline (then Chipukeezy’s co-host) called Sonko to inquire about his plans for the County and its residents.
The dialog quickly spiral out of control to turn into a heated conversation. It seems Sonko had been harboring ill feeling for Chipu (for his jokes on Saumu) as he used that opportunity to gush out his tantrums.
‘‘I will deal with you personally.” Sonko angrily uttered.
Smelling the threat wasn’t empty, Chipukeezy rush to the social media to explain himself.
Click the link below to get a scoop of the whole story:
What comes to your mind when you hear the word ‘Fundamentalz?’ Well, if you have no clue than it simply means ostentatious display of a lady’s assets.
Now that we are on the same page, that’s what you should expect come this Friday thanx to Ken wa Maria.
The biggest party to end the 5th month of the year will be happening in Rongai, Ladida Lounge, two parties to be precise.
On 29th, May,Ken wa Maria will be in the house alongside Wa Nzanza & The Yatta Orchestra.
30th Ladida will be hosting ‘1 Night Stand’ where you’ll get to mingle with hot and single socialites, organizers promises it to be a sexy & messy affair.
Come one come all!
Check posters for more info;
There is nothing as bad as when a father decides to defile his daughters, the thought of it is just revolting.
And yet a popular M.P who is supposed to protect the rights of his people is the one pillaging the innocence of his own daughters. It’s even worse that their mother cannot stand and protect them for fear of repercussions. I do not usually judge people but how do you let someone rape your daughter and do nothing about it? I can’t even.
In an article today, Ciku Muiruri shared some rather disturbing details of this ongoing deplorable behavior of the M.P. Here is an excerpt from the article:
“There’s a member of Parliament who has been defiling his teenage girls since they were eight years old. Their mother knows about it. She asks them to bear it because she cannot afford to take care of them herself.
The older one wrote to me years ago, confided in me and asked me never to expose her father.
These are some of the burdens journalists bear. When “off the record” makes you a therapist of sorts. When you are given information that you can’t use, even when it eats away at you.
When a man responsible for drafting our laws is the same man who breaks them every night with his own flesh and blood. How I shudder every time I see his face on TV.”
Check out the rest of the article here
His name is Kamanu Kamanu and is best known for his Kimeru songs that receive a lot of airplay in Meru. The only dim in his shine is that Kamanu was born with albinism. But the genetic disorder has not hampered his flair, he has braved the hot sun, stereotyping and eye defects to be a star. His story however, has a sad ending. Police officers charged with protecting civilians have vowed to hunt him down and sell him to Tanzanian Witch doctors.
It all started when the First lady visited Meru where she championed her Beyond Zero campaign. Called at the event was Kamanu who deleivered a powerful performance that saw the first lady and several other wives of top dignitaries break into a happy dance.
After the event, the office of the first lady posted the photos of the performance, praising Kamanu for his efforts and the cheer he brought to the event. But the shine was not to last for long. Police officers who we’ve been able to get photos of started posting lewd and eerie comments, threatening to sell of the artist to Tnazanian Witch doctors.
Here is a gallery of the screenshots of the officers making disturbing comments and their photos.
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If they are indeed police officers, they should be brought to book and met with the full force of the law. This is a taint on an already distorted image of the Kenyan Police. Any information leading to their arrests shall be appreciated.
I talked to Kamanu on the phone a few minutes ago, he was horrified that a police officer would make such comments. Albinos too have rights, they are not gods but humans beings. Beyond the lack of melanin is a normal human going about his business.
When the song Amarulah hit the local airwaves late last year, I was ecstatic! It became an instant favorite of not just me but other lasses, the afro dancehall song has been enjoying massive airplay since then till now and has actually played at parties and nightclubs in different parts of the country.
Unlike what most of us believe, Roberto has other songs besides Amarulah, given, the song is what made him famous across the continent, but the Zambian does have other songs. Some of them are;
So, courtesy of Skylux Lounge, the RnB artiste will be in Kenya this weekend. He will be performing on the 31st of May, 2015.
Roberto will be performing during The Art of Luxury themed night, Martin Kimathi shall be hosting and MC will be Castro.
Party starts 9pm till late.
For more info check Skylux FB page;http://on.fb.me/1qzkQ6j and the poster.
If Citizen TV is your channel of choice, you have noticed the absenteeism of one of their best Janet Mbugua.
In her place for the Monday special this week was none other than on Citizen TV’s Feted Politics and Current Affairs reporter, Jacque Maribe.
Jacque handled the delicate topic of alcoholism, a bulletin that has received rave reviews from the audience. But Janet will be back to our screens as she is up and down handling her wedding tomorrow. In case you missed it, here is Jacque in all her glory
Since the gun scandal on Instagram, Salma Mbuvi who had become quite popular deleted pictures from her account and has been doing her best to maintain a low profile .
Now, her elder sister is back in the news. We have not heard much from her sister Saumu who was quite popular back in the day. The last we heard of her was that she had been admitted in Nairobi hospital following a road accident near Naivasha.
It’s good to see that she is back on her feet and is now involved in community service.
Life threatening things sometimes happen to us to an extent that we question our maker why he would allow us to face tough times in life.
Well, for DJ Krowbar, he had his own share of a problem which he had to deal with for a while before seeing the doctor to have treated.
The KTN DJ who spins for Tukuza and Tendereza shows has shared his life before he underwent un eye surgery to rectify his squint eye.
Krowbar says that since undergoing the surgery, everything has been smooth for him. Here is how it was before the surgery itself:
djkrowbarDo you know people with a squint (jicho limeingia ndani ama inje). It’s correctable. This is me 3yrs ago before my eye surgery to correct the squint… Repost or tag someone that has or might know someone that has it. #GivingHope#GreatEyesight
Eric and his young bro flew to the land of milk and honey to make an extra coin from their American fans. Apparently the comedian had other plans in addition to cracking jokes.
Eric touched down in the country less than 24 hours ago and he is already making folks murmur about him.
Upon arrival, the comedian pulled out a shocker that has made everyone take a second gaze at him, ladies will certainly like him even more.
Everybody knows Eric is Team Skinny. He has always been proud of his bones occasionally flaunting them on social media.
Eric went to the States and came back with a new body altogether. He had a complete transformation, one that appeases ladies.
Six pack and tattoos, flawless body!
Ops! Our photographer tells me the picture is photoshopped. He analyzed it and came to the conclusion it’s a perfect photoshop.
Erico tried gaining leverage on ladies with the photo, and he nailed it. The photo drew interesting comments from folks who couldn’t tell it was ‘enhanced’.
It is without much ado that Sauti Sol has been the most outstanding singing group in East Africa and arguably in Africa as a continent. Its members’ ability to execute lyrics perfectly and raise emotions among listeners tells it all and perhaps this explains why they are likeable like Winston Churchill’s 1945 speech.
From Nishike to Sura Yako and now Nerea, their songs have been the most listened to in Kenya as statistics from You Tube views and downloads on various platforms tell.
One would argue and justifiably so that it is because the band is made up of male members only and that it is easier to juggle things amongst men: they are bound to disagree, mess each other up but still resolve their issues and do their thing effectively.
It is a different story with ladies. With all due respect for the ladies out there, it has been argued out there over time and again that ladies keep grudges, do not forget easily and so is forgiving.
I am yet to prove this but for now, let’s go with this mentality as we look into possibilities if there were a lady in Sauti Sol or rather if they opted to incorporate one into the group.
The thouh about coming up with this article was masterminded by one female fan who commented on a photo Sauti Sol put up on their Facebook account.
You see, I am this very big stalker of other people’s accounts. And as I scoured through facebook to look for something for you on this esteemed blog, I landed on this photo Sauti Sol uploaded yesterday, a real throwback showing the far they have come ever since they started their journey in the murky yet exciting waters of music.
And as I went through the comments on this photo, I came across this particular one from this lady who begged them to consider including a lady in their band and this fan wanted to be the only lady in the band.
Mary Ogotti Mbona hamna demu-nataka kuajoin ebu mnijibu
I paused for a while to think about the same. A lady in Sauti Sol? How many groups have had a mixture of ladies and gentlemen and made it except our own Elani? Well, there may be others but for a while just take your time and think how Sauti Sol would look like if the group decided that we should have a lady here.
My honest opinion would be a big NAH!
Well, someone is already saying I am this chauvinistic ninja who has a disliking for ladies. But again this thinking also depends on how and where you were brought up.
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But I still digress. I am of this idea that Sauti Sol is just itself because of the fact that it chose to embrace just men and men alone. And not just men but four men.
Look, a lady coming into this group would mean that they have to a big extent alter the manner in which they sing to accommodate her effectively into the group and its songs. This means that the Sauti Sol we are used to will take a completely new shape and their content will tremendously change. That is the beginning of their downfall.
Kenyans and the world are used to a certain Sauti Sol way. Hearing a Sauti Sol song from a distant automatically tells you that it is either Chimano, Bien Aime, Mudigi or Otieno singing. This means that we are so used to Sauti Sol to an extent that a simple change will greatly damage what we have gotten used to.
Lastly, men are men and ladies are ladies. Every gender was created in its own way of reacting to some things and situations. When a man becomes too happy, he becomes too weak. When a lady sees a very happy man, she becomes more aggressive and in most cases wants to pin him down.
You get what I mean? Well, a lady in Sauti Sol, whether she has just dropped from heaven or thrown out of hell, will definitely become a big load of temptation to the four gentlemen. Wanna feelings pia ukumbuke!
And when this happens, be sure to see a Tsunami-like collapse of the group.
A lady in Sauti Sol is a thorn in the group’s sole!
It has been proved before that a lady’s band is disastrous. Remember the Tatu band consisting of the likes of former radio queen Debbie Asila? Where is it now? Camp Mulla is another case! It split because it was a mixture. In fact Elani should have learnt from them by now! But they are too good to split. I hope they wont. Namesake Brian Chweya unanisikia?
A colorful cast of characters will enliven Naivasha come this weekend, with revelers adorning in costumes you would otherwise see on books and movies. The ‘Masquerade Party’ will be the second edition Cray Fish, Naivasha will be hosting this Saturday. It will be a night emphasized with fun and whimsy with Nairobi, Nakuru, Naivasha… party animals flocking Naivasha in huge numbers!
I have a thing for Masquerade Party’s, kwanza the ones that are exclusive and has EVERYONE in masks, they make me excited! I think its the movies and R18 novels that I read that have my blood boiling every time I hear a prospect party that has Masquerade embedded somewhere in it. Didn’t have plans for this long awaited weekend but I finally have something to look forward to!
If you’ve never been to one and never understood the thrill of it, live a little and explore out of your comfort zone and head out to Naivasha this Sato, it will be a short awesome getaway that you totally deserve! Your golden opportunity to get naughty without the fear of being judged. No one actually knows who you are, so you can let lose.
Place?Cray Fish is where to be for the party from 8pm-till you drop.
Crayfish Campis located in Naivasha.
Entrance is only 1,000/= which will include the mask. A masquerade party is only complete with a mask.
The entertainment acts to expect are;
And Live performance from H_art the Band
Musically, things have been silent on the Longomba front since their song ‘Queen ’ rocked our airwaves close to 5 years ago.
Although Lovy has been active on the production front as he was part of the production team that worked on Iggy Azalea’s song “Change Your Life” which was part of an album that earned a Grammy Nomination.
Christian Longomba one half of the famous Longomba duo has however been silent, but he is back in the news, but for a depressing reason. He was admitted in hospital and he seems like he is in critical condition. May he get well soon.
Colonel Mustafa,or just Mustafa,is one of the OLDEST,and by old I mean,reeaaaaly old,Kenyan musicians. He started off on the right foot…With the right partner…And then things went south. Pretty fast.
The first time I met this Mustafa fellow,It was at Rock City Gardens Kiambu Road wayyyy back in 2008. I was quite young then. And naïve. And a whole lotta things,too.
Now,there was a Bongo Concert at Rock City Gardens and towards the end of the jam-packed show, someone rode into the compound riding in a white limousine. It was a really long limousine…And really white and flashy and state-of-the-art.
The gleaming windows rolled down and a door was opened…And out came a very dapper Colonel Mustafa. He was dressed in all white,too. And, following him closely from the Limo was Authur K. Authur K used to be a TV Producer at NTV back then.
We were all smitten…And,hurriedly,we rushed and encircled the very long Limo, admiring it and fawning over the Celebs who’d just stepped off it. To be honest,I had never seen a Limo before. Neither had I seen Mustafa. And,by the way,He was really tall…Or so I thought.
But as were scramming around the Limo, struggling to touch it and peek into it,as we shoved each other all around it,almost falling into it and struggling to catch the attention of these celebs,stretching our scrawny hand to at least either touch or shake the hands of these superstars,the celebs spurned us. And told us off in the rudest way possible.
Mustafa’s security hauled us off the area…We were berated and blasted. And I remember very well,Authur K was particularly VERY RUDE and arrogant to us…He told us off,I wanted to say hi,He turned me away,we were ordered to step miles away from them,told not to talk to them and Mustafa wasn’t any good either. He was quite the star. And quite the cold,menacing star.
Rebuffed, we walked away. And kept our sweaty distance from these blazing stars…Who never smiled at a single of their fans. Or said any kind word. Or shook any hand…
And from then on,I was done with Mustafa. And Authur K,Oh,Authur K! And,luckily for me,being done with Mustafa was really a blessing.
Because, to be honest, it’s hard to be a fan of Mustafa. I mean, what is there to idolize in him? What is there to love? What is there to look forward to in a man with so little a talent and so pathetic a life?
Mustafa started off well…Doing those Monalisa jams with his partner-who,thank God,quit music-Nasty Thomas. Nasty quit music a billion years ago. And now lives in Dubai. Selling perfumes…I guess.
After the godsend break-up of Deux Vultures-which is the very tasteless name Mustafa and his boy had chosen as their band name-Mustapha has been desperately trying to remain afloat. And go solo…And it has all been in vain. Outstanding vain.
He tried doing singles…And,as the gods had planned,they all flopped. Disastrously.
He tried sparking off a scripted relationship with that other social media clown Huddah Monroe and the cards crumbled before they were even assembled. Poor thug.
He tried starting beefs with King Prezzo…But No,You do not start beefs with Tha King. Not when your greatest achievement is,errr,what again? Prezzo was-and still is-the baddest boy on the streets. And before the beef even started, it died down. Oh boy!
He was then kicked away from the ONLY home that ever accepted his minimally-talented self,Ogopa Deejays. And after no one showed any interest in signing this washed up joke,He crawled back to Ogopa who,because they weren’t doing any better themselves,took him vack. Because, misery loves company.
At Ogopa,He relaunched what he thought he still had-a music career. And there a billion dramas that followed the release of every one of his lukewarm jingles,which however salacious, still didn’t help his case. Or catapult him to the top he so insatiously craved for. Or still does.
And then he did Kupe…A song that really spoke about nothing and everything. And after listening to the song,we realized that it was better to be trapped in a bed full of Kupes that to press Replay on the song.
But before that,he had started dating that singer-turned-husband snatcher Marya and after a few years of a not-so-blissful romance,they broke up. Dramatically….as we had all foreseen.
And after very many stressful episodes in his very turbulent,lethargic life,Mustafa decide to do the very lukewarm Baby Class rhyme,Lenga Stress. And,really,it gave him MORE stress. And the rest of us. Poor listeners.
He tried it all…Even tried launching a clothing line with a name that sounded like a traditional herb in Lesotho. And,even before we bought the clothes,he’d abandoned the project. After realizing that the ONLY people who would wear that Loboko rag was probably himself. And the 3 people who coined that corny name.
And just when we thought he’d finally realized that he’s grown reaaaaly reeaaaaly old,and should therefore NOT just stop doing music but also marry, settle down and start a Youth Mentorship Programme in Soweto,he drooped yet another one on us. Called Dodoma Singida.
With a name that bad,and a song even worse,You don’t need tutorials on how really bad the song is about to do.
As for that,”C.I.D Officers arrested me as I was going to launch my song” lie,well,it should all be treated with the bullshit it deserves.
Because really,If Mustafa is going to be arrested over a song,it would not be over the women used in the song-most of whom look like failed farmers-but over the fact that he is STILL singing.
Phew! This kid just won’t stop. No matter how old he grows. Or how irrelevant he really really keeps becoming.
It’s a sad sad Friday….For a brother still trying to make sense…In a World that has long moved on. To people who actually have talent. And songs that actually have melody.
Son,Dodoma is where You need to be. Not here.
In the meantime,allow me to really spoil your long weekend…By asking you to click to this song. And watch it to the end. Apologies in advance.
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Samuel Guya, a 72 year old subsistence farmer from Kisumu is the the latest millionaire in town.
He is the second last winner of the Dunga Milli Mashinani campaign that comes to a close next week.
Speaking at the event GOtv Kenya General Manager, Felix Kyengo asked that more people take advantage of the Ksh. 1399 Dunga Milli deal this coming week. “We will be in Western Kenya from June 4th, 2015 with the NMG-GOtv caravan. We urge the people of Western Kenya to visit the caravan and go digital with GOtv. We have the best and widest variety programming on offer at the most affordable rate in the market and each week we make one Kenyan a millionaire. As a company, we are excited about the ongoing digital migration and we will not relent on our commitment to being the true migration partners and leaders in the digital arena by offering the best quality local and international programming as we accelerate Kenya’s digital migration process.”
Mr. Guya said that he is glad to have bought the GOtv decoder since he is now able to watch the Lolwe TV station that broadcasts in the Luo dialect. “Previously, it had been difficult to understand the Swahili news since much of it has very deep Swahili words. But with GOtv, I now have access to news that is relayed in a language I understand. I therefore urge other Kenyans to experience the digital migration with GOtv and especially before the ‘Dunga Milli Mashinani’ competition comes to a close.”
Mr. Guya intends to venture into the real estate sector by constructing residential houses in Kisumu. He will also use part of the money to support her 25-year old daughter’s tertiary education.
Gotv decoders will for the next one week only continue to retail at only Ksh. 1, 399, including 2 months GOtv Plus subscription and this will be the last week GOtv subscribers will be rewarded with a million shillings and daily prizes of 15,000, mobile phone airtime and annual GOtv subscriptions.
Ahem! Baba Ngina has been pulling stunts that have made him more of Eric Omondi than the country’s boss.
After his stint in Machaa, gulping down Fanta ndogo and ngumuu from a Coca Cola kiosk, the commander in chief has raised eyebrows again.
The vehicle ferrying Unye is usually sandwiched between other presumably armored vehicles. The motorcade RARELY makes impromptu stopovers.
Even so, Uhuru somehow managed to convince his driver to stop so that he could greet primary school pupils by the road side.
The President rolled down his window from the front seat of the car where he was seated and extended his hands to the kids.
Astonished to see Kenya’s most powerful man warming up to them, a girl broke down in tears. One would confuse the scene to that one of the late king of pop. (MJ’s fans would shed tears at the sight of the fallen music pundit.)
The incident has sparked a gripping chitchat on social media with majority of folks saluting the President’s PR stunts.
See photos below:
Just days to his visit to Kenya, the most powerful man under the sun made headlines when he joined twitter for the first time ever since becoming US President.
Obama resisted efforts to have him join the second-most famous social media channel in the world for six years as US President, but finally he joined.
And among those who greatly welcomed the handle @POTUS to the social media was our own president Uhuru Kenyatta ahead of the US president’s visit to Kenya.
And in the short period he has been on twitter, Obama has already garnered 2.5 million followers. Chweya is among them. Who am I to lag behind when I have the shortest shortcut to reach Obama?
But funny enough, Obama, the biggest bigwig in the world, follows just 65 accounts. iYawa! Obama! Hata kama baba!
I have really tried to stalk his account and see who he is following and believe it people… no, this is a bit heartbreaking… but I have to let you know…. He follows no one from our territories and Africa at large and the world over.
In fact Obama just follows officials in his government. Not even former US president Bill Clinton is lucky. Oh my! I want to believe when he visits Kenya he will start following some of us.
Don’t you think Obama should just make some history by following… me! He surely would. These very little things make are always good fodder for the media the world over.
If Ruto’s lawyer makes a joke about Obama’s daughter and it hits global media more than an ISIS massacre in Yemen, why would Obama following me not make news.
Hey yo Mr. President you gotta do this. My handle is @ChweyaEdward
We can do this. Follow me ASAP. Looking forward to meeting you in July.
Kenya’s social media platforms have been an unending stream of fresh Luhya jokes.
The trend which comes after the hashtag luo things that sparked the internet on Friday has some of the funniest memes I have ever seen.
And those with a healthy sense of humor will agree:
Last week, Felix Kiprono, a Kenyan lawyer offered President Obama 50 cows, 70 sheep and 30 goats in exchange for Malia Obama who is only 16.
The lawyer went on to say: “”I got interested in her in 2008,” he said. “As a matter of fact, I haven’t dated anyone since and promise to be faithful to her. I have shared this with my family and they are willing to help me raise the bride price.”
But Americans have not taken this kindly and have vilified the lawyer, called him a pedophile and a poor attention seeker. The lawyer might have said it as some sort of joke which quickly escalated.
Sirville Brewery and Lounge provides an amazing atmosphere for drinking fresh Lager, lounging or Dining, it boasts for holding epic parties every weekend. Now this coming weekend, they will be having a chicken offer. Plenty of mouthwatering all-you-can-eat chicken. At an affordable price, you get to enjoy all types of well dressed chicken,there is variety you get to choose from.
Join them this Madaraka Eve on the 31st of May, 2015 for some mouthwatering all you can eat chicken at only Sh900, there will also be relaxing live music from the renowned Weavers Band backed up by Spinmaster DJ Evolve.
Serving time starts at 12pm. See you there!
Come enjoy Theme nights Great Food and Cold Fresh Lager!
Revelers, socialites, rugby players, musicians, radio personalities, and other equally big names all flocked to Ebony Lounge yesterday for the Mos Def concert which was a flop of epic proportions.
Mos Def now called Yassin Bey seemed like he was locked in a trance of sorts chanting and dancing instead of rapping …you would be forgiven to think he was nuts. His performance was a far cry from Talib Kweli’s 2014 concert.
Away from Mos Def’s weird performance, there was drama at the V.I.P entrance as one Camp Mulla member with his posy of white chicks was frozen at the entrance. Pleas to get access to the V.I.P section proved futile and he had to beg like for 30 minutes, even Tao Tripper (formerly of Camp Mulla) passed him like a stranger. But finally he managed to get access to the V.I.P section.
I guess sometimes VIP access in clubs — even if you are a musician who was once influential — doesn’t come easily.But the night was not all bad, K-South’s performance was worth the money.