latest music

powered by Surfing Waves

Subscribe to our mailing list


 

Archives

Categories

Recent Posts

download latest music
download latest music

Socialite Bridget Achieng Spends Kes 50,000 To Buy Concoction From Tanzanian ‘Doctor’ To Get Rid Of Her Potty And Achieve A Wasp-Like Waist (Photos)

Beauty at all cost! Apparently ladies with super slim waists and flat bellies are on high demand than their counterparts with rugged waists and tuk tuk-like bellies.

C- List socialite Bridget Achieng has proved she’s prepared to go to all depths to achieve sparkling beauty that would make her standout.

We all know she’s Team Light Skin, don’t we? But do you also know she used to be darker than Uncle Fred Obachi Machokashe in complexion?

Well, Bridget has once again undergone a metamorphosis. The socialite has a super slim waist and a flat belly.

How did she achieve this?? Reliable sources close to Bridget told Ghafla! she has been doing 8 hour waist training and 250 seat-ups a day for the last three months.

But was the exercise enough to yield her the new shape?? Bridget topped up her desire for a new figure with a special concoction from a Tanzanian ‘doctor’.

The socialite spent $500 or Kes 50,000 to buy the concoction; close contact confirms she didn’t go for surgeries.

Bridget_The_Socialite_2vcq.jpg

Bridget before she got a new waist

achbri.jpg

achbri2.jpg

Bridget with a new waist

Top 6 Major Celebrity Sex Scandals Of 2015. Number 3 Have Been Involved In Two Sex Scandals This Year (Photos)

2015 has had its share of gripping sex scandals that have kept Kenyans ‘entertained’ for the last 365 days.

As the year ends today, we decided to shed light on some of the hottest sex scandals that shook 2015 to its roots.

 

1.Creme De La Crème Sex Tape

cremexdcx.jpg

This was the mother of all scandals, one of Kenya’s dopest mix masters was caught on camera smashing, oh sorry, being rode by Halima.

Most ladies who watched the tape agreed Crème needed to up his game, it was Halima who did most of the smashing while Crème was only moaning like an abandoned puppy.

 

2. Waiguru

Waigu1xx0.jpg

It was Machakos Senator, Johnson Muthama, who enlightened the country that former Devolution CS was the President’s side dish at the infamous CORD public rally held at Uhuru Park on September 23rd 2015.

The Senator said the only reason why the head of state had refused to sack Waiguru when all fingers were pointing at her in the NYS scam was because she was involved in all manner of debauchery with Uhuru.

Of course the President vehemently denied the rumor while addressing a political crowd in Narok County. He advised his detractors to go ahead and acquire themselves extra wives if at all they were dissatisfied with their current wives.

 

3. Nouhom Cheick Kone

koxc_ndn.jpg

This one has been implicated in two major sex scandals. It seems the Mali actor has blood that boils at an alarming rate at the sight of them ladies.

Kone was stupid enough to record himself devouring a little known girl in a public toilet at a popular Nairobi bar.

The video went viral and because Ghafla! isn’t a porn site, we couldn’t embed it unfortunately.


 

4. Bro Ocholla

bro-ocholla_xxx.jpg

Does Embakasi Prayer Cell ring a bell?? A brother committed the blunder of the year by hitting on a female faithful on a Whatsapp prayer group.

Bro Ocholla, a married ninja, unleashed his Team Mafisi side and attacked a female faithful with sexually explicit imagination that caught the attention of the whole nation.

Corporates cashed in on Ocholla’s misfortunes making the brother trend for days.

 

5. Habida

habidakkkon.jpg

Her case was the first major sex scandal in 2015 that involved a celebrity. The sultry songstress was caught pants down having illicit sex with actor, Nouhom Cheick Kone, at his house in Roysambu.

Kone’s girlfriend sounded the alarm the moment she walked in her boyfriend having sex with Habida in the living room.

The story went viral despite numerous attempts by Kone and his contacts trying to kill it. Then again you can’t bribe all blogs.

 

6. Hon. Joyce Lay And Hon. Elisha Busienei

tavt_mblj.jpg

It was the first incident of sexual advances in parliament in 2015. Members of the Defence and Foreign Affairs Committee accompanied President Uhuru to Tokyo, Japan and that’s when the Turbo MP used the opportunity to prey on the prettiest legislator.

The Taveta Woman Representative said they were booked on the same floor with Busienei and as she was talking to her Kitui counterpart, Nyiva Mwendwa, Busienei went and stood at her door, barring her way into her own room. That incident happened on March 18th.

Lay rejected Mr. Busienei advances and the Turbo MP reacted by attacking her with itchy words to prove he was a typical Kalenjin bull.

“When I tell him to move away from my door he tells me that ‘hujui mimi ni Kalenjin’, then he told me ‘you are so useless’,” Lay was quoted as saying.

NTV’s Crossover 101 Host Faith Muturi Weds (Photos)

Just when we thought Citizen TV’s Waihiga Mwaura and gospel singer Joyce Omondi were the last celebrities to walk down the aisle this year, Faith Muturi pops up to wed on the last day of 2015.

Crossover 101 host, Faith Muturi, was on everybody’s lips last August after her fiancé proposed to her three times in three different places.

The fiancé, George Ngugi, went down on his knees at Villa Rosa Kempinski, some ritzy resort in Rift Valley and in Limuru to ask for Faith’s hand in marriage.

Well, not so many knew when their wedding was going to take place. George and Faith exchanged vows today, the last day of 2015.

faith_mbl.jpg

faitn.jpg

mutyxq.jpg

zafa2.jpg

More photos and details coming.

Has Chipukeezy Gone Absolutely Nuts Before We Usher in 2016? Look at What He Was Caught Doing in the Office #HappyHealthyLiving

We are barely into 2016 and there is already trouble in Comedyville; one of their own Chipukeezy is on the verge of going nuts.

Why you might be tempted to ask? Well, because which man in their right senses shows up at work in a pair of high heels and goes ahead to run around the office in them? I guess only Chipukeezy.

As I came to find out however, he had not puffed up some illegal stuff during the Christmas break but he was barely looking to win a cool 100k to spend through January which is normally dry than the Kalahari itself.. Yep he’s among one the contenders in the mantra Happy healthy Living By BIDCO

So how it goes; take a super cool video or photo which you would consider to be happy healthy like the one below by Chipukeezy and you stand a chance to win big. I’m talking Ksh 100,000 each for the best 9 videos and Ksh 10,000 each for the best photographs. The best example of a cool photograph is this one by Mark Githii which has already won the 10 ngwanye!

Bidco.jpg

And just to make sure that it doesn’t end there, that your 2016 continues being awesome, your creativity can land in one of the future bidco commercials which will be aired across national television.

There is a small catch though, the videos must not be more than 20 seconds and the photos must be of HD quality.

So don’t waste time, hurry up and download the HHL App on Google play store or register online via www.iamhhl.com.

This should definitely kick start your year with a bang plus you and me both know you need the money. Njaaanuary is just around the corner for heaven’s sake!

 

 

The office high heel 100k dash! @iamjeffmote vs @chipukeezy It’s all at Happy Healthy Living #IAMHHL

Posted by Chipukeezy vinie on Monday, December 28, 2015



2015 In Review: Top 5 Most Hyped Album Launches In Kenya (Photos)

There are just a few hours left till 2015 vanishes! Several artists launched their albums this year but a few made their album launch stand out. Below is a list of top 5 most hyped album launches in Kenya for the year 2015

 

5. Wyre

fbwy1.jpg

Even though the ‘Love Child’ Wyre’s album launch was not characterized by much flimflam it sure fits this list. Wyre dropped his 3rd album, “Lion” in August live on Homeboyz Radio hosted by G-money and John Rabar. The 18-track album features both local and international collabos namely; Bad Gyal Cecile, JB Maina, Khaligraph Jones, Morgan Heritage, SKALES, Johnny Vigeti, Lectronica Circle, Benjamin Kabaseke and Illestr8.

 

4. Octopizzo

fboct1.jpg

Kibera’s finest rapper’s album launch was heralded by the hullaballoo about who the king of hip-hop is in Kenya. Hailed as the most hyped album launch, Octopizzo dropped “Long Distance Paper Chasers (LDPC)” before a sizeable crowd at KICC grounds in August. The album launch attracted some of the big names in showbiz, among them, Eric Omondi, Jalang’o, Chipukeezy, Obinna, Owago Onyiro, and a host of top deejays. At one point, the album was ranked 2nd most downloaded album on iTunes after Dr Dre’s “Compton” album!

 

3. Daddy Owen

fbdad1.jpg

12th of July was the date, Carnivore Grounds was the venue as Gospel’s finest, Daddy Owen, launch his 5th album! This was also a celebration of his 10th anniversary as a Gospel minister. Dubbed “the Xtended Party”, the event was graced by celebrities across the divide, among them, Eric Omondi, David the Student , Nameless, Jaguar, Danco, Jimmy Gait, Size 8, DJ Mo, DJ Sadiq, Allan Aaron among others. “Vanity” is Daddy Owen’s 5th album after “Saluti”, “System ya Kapungala”, “Son of Man” and “Haijaishi”.

 

2. Sauti Sol

It has indeed been a great year for the afro-pop singers.

Sauti Sol’s 3rd studio album, “Live and Die in Afrika” was released online on the 21st November 2015, and was available to Sauti Sol fans globally for free download within 48 hours as an early Christmas present. The album was released under their imprint label Sauti Sol Entertainment as a self-produced work by Sauti Sol for Sauti Sol. A total of 400,000 downloads were made during the free album download period.

 

1. Papa Dennis

fbpap2.jpg

The mother of all album launch in 2015 goes to Gospel star, Papa Dennis! The fast-rising musician takes the cherry on the cake first, for being the first ever artist in the music scene to churn out an album in just 1 and a half years of joining the industry! Most Kenyan artists have been in the game for eons but never have they produced a single album!

After a highly successful and consistent run throughout the year, Papa Dennis launched his “Wonder” album amid pomp and colour in his hometown, Matunda, where he was discovered by Maliza Umaskini founder, Sadat Muhindi. The album features collabo with Nigerian star, Korede Bello, Daddy Owen, and Rigan Sarkozy.

The album launch was aired live on Citizen TV and attended by former PM Raila Odinga, who was the guest of honour followed by exhilarating performances from Daddy Owen, Esther Wahome, Gloria Muliro among others.

fbpap1.jpg

Let’s wait and see who will be dropping their albums in 2016!

Kenyan Rapper Based In The US Makes It To The Big League

Luxury Player has all the moves from how to throw the ultimate bash to what to wear now. Every man’s secret weapon when it comes to style is something bespoke. Luxury Player has got it all from the width of his lapel to the length of his jacket and sleeves and the narrowness of trouser speaks the imitable language of elegance and swag.

Luxury Player launched the video for the hit single “Celebrate”On Dec 12th 2015 during the biggest Jamhuri day party took place @ 803 Lounge 49 Westfield Ave, NJ. He was warmly received by top Kenyan entertainment promoters in America   Lloyd Umoja  and Jere Kim-Jahazi .

He relaxed for a few at the VIP to meet and greet fans and at around 1 am the crowd had packed the dance floor.  Deejay Teackles blessed the decks and paved way for Showtyme Odessey (Dj Showtyme) who then cued in “Celebrate” with the right precision and the celebrations begun

 

Dj Showtyme

In the club

“Performing my hit single at the club was one of the best things to happen to me this year”. Says Luxury Player a.k.a #1 Moja. He lives the life many can only dream of from his humble beginnings as a golf Playing MC Luxury known to puff cigars and enjoy expensive drinks. Luxury Player is so lavish that occasionally he hosts Yatch Parties when networking and conducting top business deals.

Before Luxury Player become a rapper he was a professionally trained actor. He attended acting classes while in college. According to his website Luxury Player.com He is a CEO and a business consultant. He also mints money from lucrative endorsement deals with Mombasa Paradise, product placement in his videos, event appearances, music and books publishing. His new venture PLAY BY LUXURY PLAYER is a Luxury goods company that serves as an umbrella for all his endeavors including Play Customs, Play Apparel and Play Home Decor. PLAY BY LUXURY PLAYER is a lifestyle experience brand with unique design and luxury at its core.

Luxury Player performing @ The Street bash 6.0

Luxury Player established his name performing at club events and house parties. He is constantly on the social media and blogs and his music has been played loud on radio stations like Home Boyz 103.5 fm.
As seen on his Instagram page “Celebrate” reached its number of maximum downloads on soundcloud within a couple of weeks from its release due to the fact that the beat was a monster and the lyrics were simple. Luxury Player posted the behind scenes of “Celebrate” on his Instagram page@luxuryplayer>
Behind the scene “Celebrate” video shoot
Luxury Player
Thereafter he tweeted the release of “Celebrate” video.
“Celebrate who you are now! Wait for no validation because often when it comes the moment is gone”. Say’s Luxury Player born Stan Moja.
Luxury Player “Celebrate” video is now playing on Youtube and online.
Watch the video here and have fun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsbxdR8DNK0
###

Gospel Songstress, Betty Bayo Becomes The Victim Of A Thirsty Kikuyu Man in Murang’a County.

It was much to the angst of Murang’a county residents that Betty Bayo did not carry any  holy water on her recent tour to the county leaving the team mafisi who are well represented in the county ogling, drooling and thirsting over her generous bottom as she gyrated and shook her body for the lord. 

 It was by stroke of luck that a camera man caught one Team mafisi afficionado who was lost in one deep moment of cannibalistic lust and could not help it but lunge at his private regions which we are made to understand that he tugged at and fondled and fiddled with while drinking and wallowing  in the beauty that is the  Betty Bayo.

Njaa nakwambia!

 12442891_953049291397664_1320759957_n.jpg

Not keen on what was happening behind her, Betty raged on and brought the stadium into a musical frenzy leaving everyone asking for more- and some a little bit more than that. 

 

Patoranking in Kenya!! This is Where He is Partying Tonight!

“My woman, my everything….” if this line does not ring a million musical bells in  your head, then you are probably too old for this post.

The sensation, the phenom, the musical genius Patoranking will touch down in Nairobi at 8 pm this evening before headlining a pre-party at Ebony Lounge ahead of the biggest concert of all at the manera farm in Naivasha courtesy of the Hakuna Matata Festival! 

 Come for the teaser, the pre-party at ebony tonight! They say it is never too early to start eating desert . 

20151230023303.jpg

This Is Why All Reggae Fans Are Heading To Hurlingham Tonight

With only a few hours left till 2015 disappears into the blue, Dohty family has decided to treat reggae enthusiasts to one of a kind end year party.

Dubbe ‘Jump Off’, the bash is going down at Tamasha Hurlingham from 31st December 2015 all the way to 1st January 2016.

The Uptown Raving Kings are the hosts of the mega Reggae Cross-year party. Reggae lovers knows Dohty Family don’t disappoint so make your way to Tamasha Hurlingham and partry all the way to 2016 in style.

Vera Sidika Unleashes Her Lesbian Side On A Female Stripper’s Buttocks (Video)

I thought straight ladies wouldn’t be hypnotized by booties of fellow ladies, not unless they have lesbian tendencies of course!

If you thought only thirsty male Team Mafisi members get a boner at the sight of yummy behinds, then you are totally wrong.

Vera Sidika also seems to be UTTELY impressed by quaking butt of female strippers. The socialite queen was spotted in a nightclub making it rain as a stripper shook her moneymaker vehemently.

A white stripper rocking a thong had bend over to expose hectares of her average bam bam to Vera Sidika who was pouring Benjamins on her ass.

And Vera loved every second of her moment with the white stripper, she smiled liked an ice-age Neanderthal as she splashed dollars on the stripper’s buttocks.

Watch the video below:

 

Love Birds: Check Out The Newest Celebrity Couple in Town!! (photos

It doth seem like I’ll be the only one who wont get kissed on New Years? No?  

At the rate people are walking down the aisle, falling in love and flaunting their significant others on social media 2016 will be a blazing cauldron of hot love and posh weddings. 

 The man with a new catch in the city is one of the funniest comedians I have ever come across, he acts the funny man on the popular Tv series Real househelps of Kawangware as well as hapa Kule,  his flair as an actor has earned him acclaims the country over becoming one of the most sought after actors of the gone year. 

Now for the pie. 

Njugush is currently head over heels in love with a gorgeous lass who has only been too happy to share photo moments of their romantic trysts on social media. 

The two are not very old at it however, with one of my colleagues at the office offering his speculation that the relationship is probably a month old or so.  Isn’t love timeless? 

See below photos of Njugush and his new catch, Celestine Ndinda. 

 {igallery id=1838|cid=3306|pid=1|type=category|children=0|addlinks=0|tags=|limit=0}

 

 

Strange World: Nakuru Man Abducts, Rapes And Kills 9 Year Old Girl Before Chopping Her Body Into Pieces And Burying ‘Them’ At His Doorstep Some 2 Days To Christmas (Photo)

I thought monsters only existed in blood curdling horror movies but they are actually living amongst us. Some even stalking us and our loved ones with the intention of executing devilish atrocities.

The country was first notified monsters were living with us when self confessed serial killer, Philip Onyancha was apprehended.

A Nakuru man by the name Samuel Maina is rekindling the bad memories of Onyancha with his demonic killings.

Maina is now the most wanted man in Nakuru after he abducted, raped and killed a 9 years old girl on 23rd December 2015.

The monster did not only murder the girl, he chopped her body into pieces and buried her at his doorstep in Kiamunyeki, Nakuru.

The girl’s body was discovered on Christmas day and that’s when her killer also disappeared in thin air. Maina’s photo has been circulated online by concerned parties in a bid to alert the public and assist the police nab the psychopath.

killer.jpg

Swerve Ladies! Uhuru Kenyatta’s Son Has A Gorgeous Girlfriend!! (photos)

It is hard to even fathom the myriad of broken hearts that the president’s son leaves behind after showing off the face of his gorgeous woman online! 

 I mean, come to think of it, he is the presidents son, he lives like royalty and has a good thing going for himself, most ladies I have talked to actually find him very attractive. But of course, such affluence, such charisma, such money makes you everything- Handsome being one of them. 

A few days ago Muhoho Kenyatta bared his soft lovable side by giving donations to the Kenyatta National Hospital Cancer ward, it was a move that was applauded the country over. 

Now, as  I was taking coffee and generally being useful I chanced upon photos of the lad with his lass- and boy don’t they look like royalty? 

Time for the pie to be had: 

IMG-20151228-WA0009.jpg

There you have it. For those of us who are still grappling with the facts- worry not, it is nothing that coffee wont put right. 

IMG-20151228-WA0009_1.jpg

 

 

Adorable Photos Of Citizen Tv’s Janet Mbugua And Her Baby!

Not much is known about Janet Mbugua’s baby, or her life or that of her husband for that matter- the couple has managed to live quite the private life after private wedding. 

 Just like other celebrities before them the face of the young baby has been kept secret for a while now, splattering the internet instead, with random shots of the baby’s clenched fists, torso pics and sometimes photos of the baby in varying states of slumber. 

In the last few weeks however, the couple has let the world into their life by sharing tell-tale photos of their baby who is all grown and probably ready for the world. 

In a  series of photos spread out across the festive season, Janet talked about her greatest gift of all time , he baby- the most gratifying thing that ever happened in her life. 

See also: Citizen Tv’s Janet Mbugua’s Never Seen Before Tatoo On Her Left Breast

Below are the photos of the news anchor with her baby : 

janet_2.JPGjanet_mbugua.JPG

Mother-In-Law Actor Involved In A Ghastly Late Night Accident (photos)

He is Popularly known as Rasta in circles. The  actor who sports dreadlocks  was a few days ago involved in a ghastly road accident that left his car in smithereens. 

His real name is Johny Githui and has starred in several local films and tv series’s

 Eye witnesses tell of a crash between his car and an oncoming matatu that pushed him off the road and onto an embankment. He was lucky to escape from the accident with a few bruises and a tall tale to tell. 

The accident happened around the popular Muthurwa market, and left the shaken occupants of the matatu with minor injuries. 

See photos below: 

Rasta-2-236x420.jpg

 Rasta-1_1.jpg

The wreckage and what was left of his car after the accident. 

 

Willy Paul Cancels His Wedding With The Pretty Ethiopian Mommy Citing Uproarious Reasons

The country was anticipating another fairy tale wedding sometimes soon but then again Willy Paul woke up with a changed mind.

Towards the end of last October, 22-year-old Willy Paul grasped the nation’s attention when he announced he was walking down the aisle with a dazzling Ethiopian eye candy.

Also Read: “I am Getting Married” Willy Paul Announces

Well, Willy was either seeking cheap publicity or he woke up from a drunken stupor to realize he was about to make the biggest mistake of a lifetime.

A day ago, the ‘Sijafika’ hit maker once again had a big announcement; he was calling of his much-talked-about wedding.

“Am Not Getting Married!! I was advised wrongly by the wrong people… Am Building my future.” Willy Paul was quoted as saying.

mseto.jpg

I think Willy took the whole country for a ride. Look at it this way, out of nowhere Willy pops up with a girl who he wants to marry. Then some two months down the line, after promising Kenyans a wedding soon, Willy surfaces to announce he’s calling off the wedding?? I swear I smell a rat!

Amina is Doing it, Chipukeezy is Doing It, DJ Crème De La Crème Did It too And You Should Also be Standing in Line. This is What I’m Talking About! #HappyHealthyLiving

Merry Christmas party people! I know its 3 days later but what the hell? It isn’t over until we usher in 2016 or kick start Easter!

It’s the most relaxed time of the year and the perfect time to kick back and earn some really easy chums because Njaanuary is just round the corner.

What am I on about? Bidco’s HHL Competition.

What do the words Happy Healthy Living mean to you? Bidco are willing to pay god money to find out.

All you need to do is take an awesome and super creative video or photo of what you consider to be Happy Healthy Living and the chums are yours.

Share your awesome expressions of fun, happiness, food heaven or health-it’s that simple.

The best 9 videos get to walk away with Ksh 100,000 and the best 10 photographs will walk away with Ksh 10,000 each.

Wait, there is more. Your creativity can make you a star if chosen for future Bidco commercials. 

Ready to WIN? Download the HHL App from the Google Playstore or register online via www.iamhhl.com and get going.

The videos must not be more than 20 seconds and the photographs should be HD quality.

Now off you go! Be happy, be healthy and make some money while at it. Njanuuary inakuja!

HHL_edit.png



Shock As A 23 Year Old Girl Is Beaten To A Pulp And Left For The Dead By A Man Who Say’s He’s Above The Law.

On 26th Of December 2015 at a private residence in Riara Kim Mwele drank one too many and started hurling insults left, right and centre.

The management requested him to leave as his behavior was already getting out of hand but instead of leaving, Kim resorted to manifesting his physical abilities by pouncing on the  ladies who were enjoying their tipple close by.

His first victim was a 23 year old young mum,who he punched in the face so hard  that she collapsed. The second lady was who tried to intervene has hurled on the floor and mercilessly punched continously before other people came to the rescue .He was then dragged to the car and forced to evacuate the premises. Later as they where driving to write a report his first victim collapsed from the hit that triggered a nerve disorder she has been suffering from that sent her into a seizure. She was put  on valium to calm her down . His second victim is still bed ridden as she recovers from the wounds sustained from the encounter. 

See below, the doctors report: 

20151227090108.jpg

20151227090100.jpg

The case has since been reported to Milimani police station under the OB number OB/26/12/2015 but no action has been taken against the man who has since been boasting of his powerful friends and affluent connections “I am rich, I study and live in Copenhagen. Ya’ll  can’t do shi* about nothing…”

The man currently lives in Lavington with his mother.

See below,photo of the man who is supposedly untouchable.

20151227090054.jpg

 

 I sought to reach him on the phone before publishing the story, he told me in a rush that he was too busy and was not going to comment on the pettiness asking me to do the needful, publish or whatever- I chose the former.

Whoever deals with such cases should help the innocent girl get justice from the said “rich man” who lives and studies in Copenhagen. 

Another Terrible Pathetic ‘Hello’ Cover Done In Kikuyu Is Here!Adele Cried After Listening To It..YouTube Should Pull It Down at Once!(Video)

Just when you thought Christmas would be as merry as it is usually..Jimmy Gait gets roasted online for that pathetic,terribly sang and produced cover of Hello by the Grammy award winner,Adele,MBE.

That was a Wrong move young man..hope you have learned something out of the trolls and reactions..

That song was one million times harder for you to ever..hack in your entire musical career! After Dela’s awesome Swahili cover,i repeat,no one else should give us any other,Jimmy’s awful version is enough til the end of time..it is enough BS,which will take me long time to forget it ever happened..many Kenyans are still trying hard to swallow the agony,why,why,why?Jimmy!

On that note..People want to enjoy some holiday in peace and if there will be songs or dances,then,nice music is all we ask for.And Good music also applies to those Christmas carols as well..those versions doing rounds better be worth every key,every note,every melody..especially that,’Mary Did You Know’ tune..save us the extreme auto-tuned voices,off-keys..and any other mathogothanio you have planned to surprise us with..please!

As we overcome Gait’s shock..another even worse Hello cover by Geraldine and Colette hits my face yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaak..

dunia isimame nishuke..YouTube should pull it down ASAP..It is the worst thing i have heard in my entire life..it’s worse than death news..
Adele – Hello Kikuyu Cover by Geraldine and Colette…Adele will cry after listening to it..it’s bad…she must be crying by now!

Gone To Soon! Murimi Wa Kahalf And Other Celebrities Who Passed away in 2015 (Photos)

1.Mzee Ojwang:

Popularly known as Mzee Ojwang Hatari, the man had been part of our screens for close to 3 decades.

He passed away on the 13th of July in the evening at the Kenyatta National Hospital. Mzee Ojwang had been rushed to the hospital after falling sick suddenly and was pronounced dead shortly after his arrival.

2. Ahmed Darwesh

The news of his sudden death came as a shock to many last Monday . The news anchor had been battling diabetes and was rushed to hospital after he was found lying stock-still at his South B home and all efforts to revive him were fruitless.

He will be remembered for his deeply religious beliefs, kindness and charming smile.

3.Nana Gichuru

The actress lost her life when her posh BMW convertible rammed into a lorry at Utawala area along the Eastern bypass.Nana will be remembered for her YOLO attitude towards life, her love for speed, talent and the fact that she was so full of life.

She will also be remembered for extensively quoting Jack London, who was an American author, journalist, and social activist known for this quote “I would rather be ashes than dust!  I would rather that my spark should burn out in a brilliant blaze than it should be stifled by dry-rot….

 

4.Fidel Odinga

On January 4th, a Sunday morning, Fidel Odinga’s lifeless body was discovered in his Karen home by his young wife Lwam Bekele . His death came as a blow to not only Raila Odinga’s family but Kenyans at large who were very fond of the vivacious son to Raila.

He was laid to rest at his Bondo family home where his grandfather Jaramogi Oginga Odinga was buried 21 years ago.

5.Ruth Wangechi Knaust

Ruth-Knaust.jpg

 

The 38 year mother of 2 was known for being very vocal and her passion when it came to championing for women’s right was demonstrated during the famous ‘My Dress My Choice’ protest .She passed away through a tragic road accident on the 29th of November 2015 and was buried at their rural home in Ngariama, Kirinyaga County on the 5th of December.


 

6.Shrekeezy

whrekeezy.jpg

22 year old Shrekeezy (Simon Njoroge) was a rapper and radio presenter. He worked at Hero Radio Kenya, which broadcasts in most of Rift Valley and parts of Western and Nyanza provinces.

His death came after he decided to take a boat ride from Whitesands Hotel to Mbundya island in Dar Tanzania where he mysteriously disappeared on 30 August 2015 only to be found dead 2 days later after a three-day search.

His was laid to rest at his parents’ home in Kabatini area in Nakuru County, Kenya on the 5th of September 2015

 7. Murimi Wa Kahalf

Murimi wa Kahalf, became an overnight celebrity back in 2012 thanks to his hit song ‘Ino ni Momo’. Murimi passed way under unclear circumstances after he had been hospitalized for a while back in June.

8.Kelvin Muite

kev3.jpg

The former Tahidi High actor succumbed to Asthma at the Mama Lucy Hospital back in August.

9.Ryno

Ryno-Kukuni-Tony-Kwena-7.jpg

Anthony Reagan Kukuni popularly known as Ryno passed away in April after a horrifying road accident along Mombasa Road.Ryno had been hosting ‘Tuliza’ on Q F.M after previously hosting Vuka Na Style alongside the beautiful Eunice Waithera

EXPOSED : This Is The Secret Multi-million House That Steve Mbogo Is Planning To Throw A Crazy Party For Celebrities,Politicians And Naked Ethiopian Strippers On December 26th. (Photos)

The Steve Mbogo schadenfreude is far from over. Many are still actively involved in what appears to be a calculated malevolent campaign to bring him down and to discredit his hardwork,billions and outstanding accomplishments.

Steve made it crystal clear that he is worth some Ksh. 13 billion. Or 3 billion. Or 1.3 billion. We’re not quite sure and neither is he. But with the kind of wealth that he fabulously owns,you wouldn’t know the figure properly yourself.

Lately,all the companies that Mr. Mbogo or Hon. Mbogo as his hundreds of thousands of supporters fondly refer to him,have been crawling allover the press disowning this illustrious gentleman but all that’s a smear campaign funded and sustained by half of Nairobi’s billionaires.

Steve does not just own property in Kenya,he owns houses and land and hotels worth billions in Rome,Mumbai,Shanghai,Hong Kong,Milan and Texas.

Mr. Mbogo,whose wife resides in Italy in a glitzy apartment owned by him,is facing all this manner of media backlash simply because he’s presumed to be a little boy from Embu whose daring enough to even dream of unseating Hon. Uhuru Kenyatta from the Presidency.

But given the staggering number of followers and near fanatical supporters that Steve has,he’ll not only dethrone the current President in 2017 but also annex Raila’s title as the foremost quasi-god in Kenya’s political landscape.

Despite the fact that almost all Kenyan companies have come out and disowned him,calling him a crook and asking him to cease and desist from associating his dubious self with them,Mbogo still remains unshaken. He doesn’t need to sit at the Board of some aviation company when he himself owns a fleet of roughly seven aircrafts that operate across the Gulf,East Africa and South Asia.

Mbogo’s Karen home itself,the real one not the one in contention,even has a helipad from where he perches his chopper every night after a night of unmufflered debauchery.

Well.. On December 26th (coming sato) we’ve been reliably informed that Hon. Mbogo will be throwing a one of a kind party that will put any other party that was thrown in 2015 to shame.

The party itself,which is slated to start as early as 10.00am Saturday morning,is already been billed as the biggest End of Year party that has ever been hosted on Kenyan soil since 1999.

The guest list itself reads like a Presidential Inauguration after party. There had been confirmed that an upwards of 56 politicians,drawn from all corners of the Country,and from all political parties,even the briefcasiest ones of them all,shall converge at the secret location to indulge themselves all day and night.

steve1.jpg

Of the two main local Socialites we have,one of them has already been booked as the Nights Co-Hostess and that’s after she’s done with some other hosting gig she’s going to be having that same day. And that Socialite,whose name we are cleverly avoiding to mention,will be paid as much as Ksh. 715,000 to be at the sybaritic party for a straight 12 hours.

Mbogo,ever the flamboyant kahuna,with no apologies to make and even more Boards to sit as Executive Chairman or whatever,has planned to fly in a total of,get this,18 Ethiopian strippers who don’t even ply their trade in Addis Ababa but in East London. We were also reliably told that each of these strippers,many of whom live in Camden and Manchester cities in the U.K,shall be paid a confounding £2500 each. That’s roughly Ksh. 280,000 each. And they’re expected to fly in by Friday evening,December 25th.

We were also told and shown proofs in paper form of Mbogo’s plan to hire 3 stretch limousines,from a leading and reputable car hire company along Ngong Road to ferry his eminent guests in and around the city from where the jollification will be going down.

We don’t yet know who will be providing sound that day but we’re told the event shall be held in the expansive compound and so the sound system is rumored to be majestic.

Local celebrities too,we have come to learn,will flock the place like a pack of bees on a flower farm. Mbogo has,in the past,allowed Celebrities into his many homes and even allowed them to shoot videos there and this time round,he has,we came to learn,invited over 13-20 A-list local celebs the main ones being the boys of a popular pop band.

Yes,even the Gospel types shall be in the house too. We can authoritatively confirm.

The crux of this whole story is the MASSIVE HOUSE where all this madness is slated to go down. The house itself is an expansive 8-bedroom super mansion that contains a 12-seat,satin-lined private cinema, a two-storey wood-paneled bar stocked with first-edition beverages and a garage parking for nine cars.

The party,we were told,shall be split into two… One in the ballroom and the other at the expansive,beautifully-lit backyard next to a expansive emerald-colored warm pool surrounded by antique,Romanian slide chairs.

The impressive master bedroom even has a fireplace, a huge walk-in wardrobe and an en suite bathroom with a steam shower and spa bathtub. German-style windows lead onto a private sundeck, and below it is a picturesque spot for dining al fresco in the garden.

The gilded ballroom in question features mirror-clad arches based on those in the Hall of Mirrors in the Palace of Versailles, as well as impressive chandeliers and a ceiling fresco.

The architectural masterpiece,that sits just beside the Indian Ocean,contains all the opulent luxuries a modern-day prince could demand… Italian marble walls,French limestone floors and gold-embossed leather wall coverings all add to the decadent feel.

Inside,dark hardwood floors add a romantic feel, while art deco chandeliers and antique furniture offer slightly more edge.

Further,the magnificent home also boasts open-space floor plan,exposed beams, a chef’s kitchen and a covered patio with a fireplace and a built-in barbecue.

The bedrooms themselves are a marvel; white-themed,with expansive wooden floors,walk in wardrobes,6 by 6 beds nad high,caving ceilings.

The house itself belongs to a reputable Mombasa-based German billionaire Bjorn Freidrich who also is a good friend and business associate of Hon. Mbogo.

Look at the photos on the NEXT PAGE where all of this madness shall be going down. Makes you want to be there or one of the esteemed invites. Mbogo….

Oh,and here’s a quick secret…Hon. Mbogo is planning to purchase and convert this house into his State House after he’s finally President. Lofty dreams,for sure. But really,this house can soooo make a bangin’ State House. Damn!


 

12373154_454629684743374_5939233020551996891_n.jpg

 

12391169_454629781410031_9160904068395250806_n.jpg1935912_454629761410033_4940359881771001611_n.jpg

12369140_454629801410029_5230911545575212595_n.jpg

 

1506935_454629824743360_527801469044087980_n.jpg

 

12373278_454629878076688_4958908650260373363_n.jpg

 

12376232_454629898076686_1101996168306335024_n.jpg

 

12390888_454629918076684_3241540601464387190_n.jpg

 

10525583_454629991410010_5224504052348721298_n.jpg

 

1506935_454629824743360_527801469044087980_n_-_Copy_2_-_Copy.jpg

 

12376232_454629898076686_1101996168306335024_n_-_Copy.jpg

 

 

3797195575.jpg

 

Oh Wait…. All of this has been a dream. It’s all a fallacy. It’s all made up. We cooked it up. There’s no such party happening. There’s no such house and also,no such guests flying in for Steve Mbogo. No,Never!

Just like the stories Steve has been consistently feeding to the media,this story does NOT exist.

Just like the lies that Steve Mbogo sits on an Aviation Board,the cheap lies that Steve Mbogo is a Board Member at Faulu Bank,the deadly lies that Steve Mbogo owns a Ksh. 500,000,000 house,the dirty lies that Steve has been ranked as one of East Africa’s wealthiest men under 30 by Forbes Magazine,the lies about the fake fact that he’s worth billions,the lies that he blew Ksh. 40 million in Dubai and the many many many lies that Hon. Mbogo has been feeding us… Even this one is a lie. Just like his other lies. He’s not going to to be throwing such a party. He cannot afford it anyway. Not even in the next 30 years.

Today,we decided to live up to Steve’s culture of cheap lies and fallacies. And we also lied. Just like Mr. Mbogo. Lies Can only be fought with Lies.

Mr. Mbogo’s whole life has been a silly dream. And today,we helped him dream even better. And bigger.

Merry Christmas,Hon. Muongo. Oops,Mbogo.

As for this party…You wish!

Top 10 Dopest Kenyan Music Videos Of 2015

With only 8 days left till the year end, we have decided to shed light on the music videos that made Kenyans stand on their feet in appreciation.

2015 witnessed the release of a number of music videos. Kenyan artists pulled up their socks to drop videos that would make the Kenyan audience give them thumbs up.

Some videos were good, others were just there while a few totally impressed Kenyans. Take a look at the top 10 Kenyan music videos of 2015 in the list below:

 

1.Mercy Masika ‘Mwema’

 

2. Sauti Sol ft Amos & Josh ‘Nerea’

 

3. Gilad ft Wendy Kimani ‘Unajua’

 

4. Zikki ft Jaguar ‘Take It Slow’

 

5. Daddy Owen ‘Vanity’

 

6. Mercy Masika ‘Nikupendeze’

 

7. Nonini ft Chege & DJ Pierra ‘Wanajishuku’

 

8. Kelele Takatifu ‘Ngori’

 

9. Size 8 ‘Afadhali Yesu’

 

10. Rabbit King Kaka ft Rich Mavoko ‘Njoo’

Daamn Too Hot! Never Seen Before Photos Of The Most Famous Big Butted Kenyan Stripper In The US A Christmas Present For Team Mafisi

Well, it has been a while since Mercedes Morr dropped out of school and pursued her interests, a profession as a stripper in the US.

The once Braeburn student has clearly done pretty well if her demand is anything to go by.She has diversified into a number of arts, from video ‘vixenry’ to event hosting.

Well since it is the festive season, in the spirit of sharing, here are a couple of her latest photos to thirst upon

mercedesmorrlead.JPG

 

 {igallery id=2582|cid=3303|pid=1|type=category|children=0|addlinks=0|tags=|limit=0}

And Now, The 2015 Results Are Out. This Is The 2015 Man Of The Year, Song Of The Year, Woman Of The Year, Scandal Of The Year And More. (Photos)

The beautiful year is fast coming to a close. It was eventful… Full of brilliant moments, shocking and saddening ones too. It’s an year that started off with the shocking death of Fidel Odinga, Raila Odinga’s first born son and also the presumed heir of the family name and fortunes.

Internationally, it’s an year that kicked off with the shocking terror attack of the French Magazine’s Charlie Hebdo offices where a dozen comics and cartoonists were murdered in cold blood by Islamic extremists prompting an international outpouring of reactions and unprecedented support.

Locally, it was also a very dramatic one. Many new figures were launched onto our faces this year including the latest media sensation Steve Mbogo he of the Ksh. 500,000,000 Karen House that turns out to be as fake as everything else he’s peddled since he burst into the limelight.

It was a very eventful year on Twitter too… With many shocking releases of sexual audios and videos keeping the Twitteratti busy for weeks on end.

Many weddings went down too. Some very publicized and hugely anticipated and some very shocking and shrouded in mystery.

2015 also saw the birth of many celebrity kids including that of Tanzanian superstar Diamond complete with her own fast-growing Instagram account.

Many musical beefs were started by our own artists via Facebook and Twitter too and many punchlines were thrown,many jabs traded and many accusations peddled.

It’s also an year that saw one of the bloodiest and worst terror attacks on Kenyan soil that saw close to 150 innocent Christian students of Garissa University lose their lives in a dastardly terror invasion that took hours to come to an end.

We were also uncharacteristically plunged into some historic darkness after our Television sets were dramatically shut down for a whole month citing Digital Migration stipulations making us miss most of our favorite programmes and news and much more.

Much happened. Most of it funny, shocking, sad, unbelievable, sweet, historic, detestable and crazy.

Let’s break down the Year. And see who OWNED the Year. One step at a time.

1. MOMENT OF THE YEAR – Obama Homecoming

obama-articleL.jpg

Nothing was as more anticipated as the historic Homecoming of the POTUS. He’s half -Kenyan anyway and millions of adoring Kenyans couldn’t wait to see their own son,now the MOST POWERFUL man in the World,come to visit them and eat and laugh with them. Obama’s visit was hugely anticipated with our media houses falling over themselves to offer the widest and most intensive coverage of this visit. Roads were closed,Kenyans went abuzz and the whole Government almost fighting over a chance for a photo moment and an opportunity to meet and talk to the man. Obama almost brought the Country to a standstill. His effects still felt even weeks after he had left. Historic.

2. SONG OF THE YEAR – Mercy Masika ‘Mwema’

mercy_masj.jpg

No song took over the airwaves quite like Mercy’s soulful jam did. Sang with impeccable vocals,brilliant songwriting and a jumpy,catchy tune,Mwema took over everything driving crowds wild even in the dingiest and sleekiest of nightclubs. Mwema was everyone’s favorite song. It was your favorite artist’s favorite song. DJ’s made a kill out of it. And Mercy towered like a colossus with it. Everywhere she performed it,audiences ruptured in wild excitement and glee. Jumping to their feet and singing along to it. Word by word. Note by note. Mwema was huge. And mighty classic.

3. WORD OF THE YEAR – Hotbed

CNNhotby.jpg

This word wasn’t even coined by a Kenyan. It was coined by the ever-malicious CNN gang that sought to downplay Obama ‘s historic visit and juxtapose it with Kenya’s supposed terror insecurity. They maliciously called Kenya a‘ Hotbed of terror ‘promoting a huge outcry from all Kenyans and even from the Government itself. Twitter went ablaze immediately after with irate Kenyans slamming the media house so hard that the CNN President had to personally fly in and make a personal apology to Uhuru Kenyatta at state house. After that,the word Hotbed became hugely overused. But for positive reasons now. Even the President himself using it in his speech at the Obama Business summit meet.

4. BEEF OF THE YEAR – Bahati and Willy Paul

bahawilk.jpg

Around April this year,Bahati took to Facebook to try and expose his nemesis Willy Paul as a cheat,a con, a musical thief and a dishonest Gospel artist. And then the World came to a standstill. The media jumped on the story and milked it dry. Many interviews were conducted,many industry players called and talked to. Celebrities took to Instagram to ask the two artists to bury their hatchet. Willy Paul even went underground for a while. The beef escalated at the Groove Awards where, after Bahati won everything,including Best Female Artist,Willy Paul stormed out of the auditorium in a rage. Things did thaw a little later after that. But boy, was that a dramatic beef.

5. SCANDAL OF THE YEAR – Mugo wa Wairimu Clinical Rape

muggu3.gif

I was going to give that honor to disgraced Pastor Pastor Nganga after the fatal Limuru accident he caused but Mugo’s libidinous antics beat him to this one. Evelyn Wambui sensationally exposed this Jubilee blogger man as a quack medic who not only didn’t have certified permission to operate a clinic but was also raping his female patients all along. And there was a video to prove that. A shocking, shocking video. What followed was massive social media upheaval. People in Githurai even gathered at his clinic attempting to raze it down. Mugo took the fight to Facebook where he, from a hideout,waged a severe war against Citizen TV,supported by his super stupid gang of fanatics. He was later arrested at some Hotel in Limuru from where he had hid for weeks. Sure, this was a Scandal.


6. CLOWN OF THE YEAR – Paul Kobia

paulkobia24.jpg

This is the Congolese Clown who burst into the limelight much in the same tacky fashion that Steve Mbogo did. But unlike Steve Mbogo or any other pretentiously wealthy attention-whore,Kobia was a special kind of crazed. Nothing about him was ever sane. He made wild pronouncements and even claimed to have killed Fidel Odinga. At the height of his infamy,he even started a twitter account that looked like the hell hole of a mentally disturbed despot. His tweets were as stupid as his ideas. And it wasn’t long before Kenyans moved on from him and regretted why they ever gave such a entirely demented Clown so much attention.

7. CRIME OF THE YEAR – Imenti South MP Rape Case

(Dis)honorable MP Gideon Mwiti is the Meru MP who allegedly invited a female journalist to his office only to turn into a beast and after forcibly establishing her HIV status,using a crook doctor he’d invited to his office cum brothel, ended up raping the said woman and kicking her out of his office late into the night. The story made huge headlines and was followed closely by all Kenyans. It even elicited a sharp,divided opinion on Twitter and radio. The question remains, was he ever found guilty?

8. LIE OF THE YEAR – Octopizzo collaboration with August Alsina

Octopizzo1-als.jpg

This clownish Kibera rapper decided to take everyone for a ride claiming to have secured a coveted collaboration with one of America’s hottest male singers right now. He even did some song and video featuring what sounded like the vocals of the heartthrob. Trouble is,August was never in the video. And to show just how Mr. August was Never Ever involved in the song whatsoever, his management even took to Twitter to shut down Octopizzo’s wild claims and expose him as a pathological liar. Oospy. What a shame. Poor Kibera boy.

9. CAMPAIGN OF THE YEAR – Jadudi

jaddud.jpg

This was the campaign fronted by Zawadi Nyong’o and bolstered by blogger Biko Zulu that sought to raise millions for Jadudi’s head surgery in India. In a matter of hours,as much as 6 million Kenya Shillings had been raised. And Jadudi went to India,got operated on and flew back whole healthy. It took social media by storm.

10. PHOTO OF THE YEAR – Sauti Sol, Uhuru and Obama

Sauti-Sol1.jpg

After local pop group Sauti Sol were invited to the State House to entertain the visiting POTUS, they later took photos. Many many photos. But one photo went iconic almost immediately even promoting a huge outcry ;the photo of Sauti Sol’s Bien Aime casually hanging on to the shoulders of both Presidents. Uhuru was beaming,as usual. Obama, not so much. He looked confused and uneasy. Bien on the other hand couldn’t care less,he hang onto the two men like he does onto his band mates. Absolutely unperturbed.


11. WEDDING OF THE YEAR…..

Janet_Mbugua-Betty_Kyallo_weddings.jpg

It has never been conclusively decided which was the best wedding of 2015. Was it Janet Mbugua’s or Betty Kyalo’s? That question has never been answered. Both weddings were huge and very popular to start with. And both brides were beautiful and very popular with their fan base too. That question has never been answered. And we won’t attempt answering it now. Let’s keep the games going.

12. TWITTER TREND OF THE YEAR – DJ Creme de la Creme.

cremeachiver.jpg

I was going to pass that dubious honor to Mollis he of the Mollis Nimeshoka fame. But once again, DJ Creme beat him to this one. I mean, Mr. Creme even trended worldwide. Worldwide!!! At Number 7. His sex tape even got British websites writing about him. Honestly,even Mollis didn’t achieve that much. DJ Creme was the ultimate TRENDING TOPIC… His Twitter mentions were epic. That sex tape? Not so much.

13. BLUNDER OF THE YEAR – Bro. Ocholla.

bro-ocholla_nyamz.jpg

You all remember how that went down right? And how almost all corporates cashed in on these Ocholla misfortunes. Never had such a good laugh in a long time.

14. OCCURRENCE OF THE YEAR – Television Blackout.

tv_blackout.jpg

No one had envisioned something like this ever happening. Ever. But It happened. For a month or so, Kenyan were plunged onto darkness and had to either buy a Digital set box or forever remain in the darkness. A huge kerfuffle erupted with the media ganging up against the Government. Finally,the media, battered and frail,gave in. And we all now had to buy those pesky decoders if we ever needed TV in our lives again. And we finally did.

15. WOMAN OF THE YEAR – Ann Waiguru

anne-waiguru157.jpg

No woman captured the imagination of the public quite like Miss Waiguru did. She was the most talked about character on Social media. And I lost count of just how many times she became a Twitter Trending Topic this year. She was in the news day in day out. And almost always made headlines across all newspapers almost every week. She was even sensationally linked to the President thus raising her status ever further. Street protests were made in favor of her. And against her. No woman was more talked about,no woman was more controversial and certainly no woman was more intriguing as this Iron Lady Anne Waiguru.

16. MAN OF THE YEAR – Uhuru Kenyatta

ukki.jpg

For obvious reasons,Uhuru was really the man of the Year. He’s the President to start with. And he’s hosted two of the World’s most powerful people ; Obama and the Pope. Both in one year. The staggering levels of corruption in his Government also put him very much on the spot. His frequent foreign travels too making him a very central figure in the way things played out nationally. He also gave many press briefings. And gave us many memorable moments,full of wonder and laughter and admiration and even disgust. No man owned 2015 quite like Uhuru did.

merry-christmas-1.jpg

MERRY CHRISTMAS Ghaflalites……..And a Fabolous 2015!

 

Gosh What a Close Call! Size 8 Almost Lost Her Baby…She Talks About Her Pregnancy Challenges Here

Size8 is the mother of a beautiful princess Ladasha Belle and while all of us celebrated with her as she and husband DJ Mo welcomed a new family member, we did not know just how trying the moment was for her.

Sure, any mother goes through a trying moment the whole term but coming close to losing your precious bundle is quite something else. The beautiful gospel artiste just revealed how challenging the moment was and that not once but severally, she came close to what would have been an unfortunate and disheartening result.

Thankfully, good tidings prevailed and she succeded in going the full term and granting us such a pretty angel. Here is what the singer shared as an encouragement;

“size8rebornMy baby @ladashabelle is a miracle from God a sign of his power in my life. My pregnancy was full of problems I almost lost her several times the enemy the devil fought her so much. But God fought back for her. This is my testimony of God’s faithfulness in my life. Don’t be afraid in any and every situation God is powerful to give u victory. Hallelujah to our God………”

size8rebornkid.JPG

Sad: 24 Year Old Girl Who Was Dating A Sugar Daddy Found Dead With Assault Marks In Nyayo Estate Embakasi (Video)

Another precious life lost too soon! A body of girl suspected to have been murdered by her sugar daddy was discovered in Embakasi.

24-year-old Charity Wachira was found dead in a house in Nyayo Estate Embakasi. The deceased was dating a 40-year-old man who is the prime suspect in her death.

The said sugar daddy has since disappeared without a trace. Police are looking for him to aid their investigations.

Traces of blood dotted the walls where the deceased was found lying dead. Charity’s body also had assault marks which highly suggest there was foul play to her death.

The police took the body to the mortuary meanwhile the house remained locked as it was declared a crime scene.

Children Of The Stinking Rich: Muhoho Kenyatta Spends A Million Bucks On Christmas Gifts (Photos)

The President’s son decided spread happiness to others this festive season!

While you are busy planning to slaughter that goat for Christmas, Mohoho Kenyatta took time to visit Kenyatta National Hospital (KNH) and spend time with cancer children and expectant mothers.

The President’s son brought happiness to patients at the hospital as he gave them something to smile about for this Christmas.

He donated two refrigerators and assorted toys to the pediatric unit and baby diapers and infant formula to the maternity wing.

As if that’s not enough, the ever smiling Muhoho also donated Kes 1 million to settle medical bills for needy children at the hospital.

 

muhoke1.jpg

muhoke7.jpg

muhoke6.jpg

muhoke5.jpg

muhoke4.jpg

muhoke3.jpg

muhoke2.jpg

23rd December 2015: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Jimmy Gait and his cover song for Adele’s ‘Hello’ has been the subject of ridicule for two days running. KOT even apologized to the British singer on behalf of the Kenyan gospel artist who ‘mutilated’ her song by singing like an ageing Transmara frog suffering from bilharzia. Football lovers, a video has popped up showing Jose Mourino crying like a toddler the moment he was shown the door at Stamford Bridge. That aside, check out some of the hottest stories we have for you this Wednesday morning:

#1The Mother Of Madness! A Lady Bares Her Dark Nunu And Thick Thighs To The Public To Become Famous And Invites Man To Feel It (Photos)

#2Sarah Hassan And Her Fiance In Bed Together (Photo)

#3Super Curvaceous Luo Mommy From Kisumu Who Has The Butt The Size Of Corazon And Vera’s Put Together Tears Instagram Apart With Her Fundamendoz (Photos+video)

#4Typical Kuyo! Socialite Huddah Shows Off Her Cooking Skills! (photos)

#5Kenya’s Richest Singer Goes Shopping For Another 4X4. Check Out The Million Shillings SUV She Bought (Photos)

#6Kenya Now Officially Apologizes To Adele Over Jimmy Gait’s Cover For Hello

#7And Now, The 2015 Results Are Out. This Is The 2015 Man Of The Year, Song Of The Year, Woman Of The Year, Scandal Of The Year And More. (Photos)

#8“He Sounds Like A Dying Cat” Kenyans Heartlessly Stick A Knife into Jimmy Gait

#9Isn’t This Too Much? Julie Gichuru Loses Too Much Weight To Spot This Baffling Teenage Look (Photos)

#1010 ‘Bro Code’ Commandments Every Man Should Follow

Super Curvaceous Luo Mommy From Kisumu Who Has The Butt The Size Of Corazon And Vera’s Put Together Tears Instagram Apart With Her Fundamendoz (Photos+video)

She has all the necessary ‘resources’ to unseat the three A-List socialites. Exposure is her greatest undoing!

Vera Sidika, Huddah Monroe and Corazon Kwamboka dominate the capital but they have nothing on Kisumu City’s Adhiambo C.

Only known as TJey, the hagalicious super curvy Luo mommy is tearing Instagram apart feeding hungry hyenas with photos of her humongous body.

The Kisumu bigwig is pleasingly endowed with a booty the size of Corazon and Vera Sidika’s put together.

If you doubt this, ask Jalango because he had the privilege of sampling Tjey’s Mount Everest during Huddah Monroe’s All White Party at Kisumu’s Club Da Place.

The fine being is not only the owner of the most appetizing pair of booty ever seen, Tjey is significantly pretty even in the eyes of a seasoned Kerugoya drunkard.

Her face, hips plus her torturous butt makes Tjey the most dangerous lady to the survival of other well established socialites.

See her photos below:

kism_bae2.jpg

kism_bae16.jpg

kism_bae5.jpg

kism_bae11.jpg

kism_bae10.jpg

More Photos and Video on the Next page

 


 

kism_bae9.jpg

kism_bae8.jpg

kism_bae7.jpg

kism_bae6.jpg

kism_bae14.jpg

Watch the Video on the next page:

 


 

kism_bae15.jpg

kism_bae13.jpg

kism_bae12.jpg

kism_bae4.jpg

kism_bae3.jpg

 

Forget the Horrible Disturbing Stories You Hear About Househelps Here Is a Story That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity (Photos)

Househelp and employer relationships have often been tricky ones where the Househelp is mistreated by the employer and in turn mistreats the kids.

Or a Househelp who mishandle the kids and in some serious cases harmed them or scarred them emotionally and physically.

But there is a story by one Lucy Kavindah that has deeply touched the nation, a unique story about employer-employee relationships that I believe we can all learn from.

Here is Lucy Kavinda’s story:

Today is one of the days I count my small achievements. Below is my beautiful house manager who has brought up my kids for the last 10 years. When my son turned 3years I asked her..do yu mind if I take yu to a day sec school to form 1? Will yu cope with being a maid and a student at the same time?She said ‘Yes madam!!
Today I cried as I witnessed her graduate from KU. And she has been my housemanager all through….up to today.Tomorrow I go with my family to her home where I picked her that long ago to join in her graduation party. Thank yu princple Githunguri High RUIRU and Kahawa Garisson Sec for accepting my girl to yur schools.Thank yu Wankan Academy Ruiru for giving her a job.We have together created an achieving woman who will turn around her family.Wawira we and the kids love yu to bits…We thank God for bringing yu to our lives.Yu have cooked for us all these years.No idea what we cook for yu on yur great moment. (sp)

 

grad.jpg

 

See photos from the househelp ’s graduation below:

 

 

 

 

Strange World: Freakish Luhya Man Beaten Like A Dog After He Was Busted Shagging A Heavily Pregnant Woman In A Maternity Ward (Photos)

He sneaked into a maternity ward in the cover of darkness and preyed on heavily pregnant woman who was only a few days away from delivering.

The action by one Clifford Shikuku left many wondering whether some people are deprived of a functional conscience.

The psychopath who worked at the privately owned Ebenezer hospital in Kitale sneaked into the hospital to commit atrocity on a female patient.

That makes you wonder the number of Mugo Wa Wairimu-like characters who are still roaming the streets freely.

Unlike the quack doctor, Clifford didn’t sedate his victim because a casual laborer doesn’t have the knowledge of which drug to administer to cause unconsciousness.

He waited till night fell to sneak into the maternity ward pounce on his victim. Equipped with the knowledge about the hospital, Clifford stealthily made his way to the maternity ward where he forced himself on a heavily pregnant patient.

The nurse said she heard some sort of commotion coming from the ward but she thought it was normal since expectant women tend to let out a wail whenever they feel pain.

But when the ‘crying’ voice was accompanied with deep panting, the nurse decided to check out what was happening.

It’s then that she found Clifford between the woman’s thighs drilling her with all of his energy. The nurse sounded the alarm and even before the rapist could dress up, he was roughed up by other hospital staff who handed him a dog’s beating.

Go to the next page to see photos:


hoslunj.jpg

Joyce Omondi And Waihiga Mwaura Speak Up After Their Unnexpected Wedding

Waihiga Mwaura’s wedding with Joyce Omondi came as a surprise to many since most of us did not know that the two were even dating.

The lovebirds tied the knot in a beautiful ceremony attended by close family, friends and colleagues at the classy Sawela Lodge in Naivasha.

Basking in wedded bliss the couple shared this joint message thanking their fans, friends and families who have been very supportive of the union, making it their first social media post ever as the Waihigas.

To our dear family and friends who made December 18th the most special and joyous day of our lives… Asanteni sana! Joyce Omondi and I also want to thank everyone who took time to send us their love and support. We are overwhelmed with your kind messages, tweets, & posts. Mbarikiwe sana and Merry Christmas!!”

Village Surprised As Court Orders Elderly Man To Be Buried Seated (Video Of Burial)

Residents in a village in Bungoma were treated to a special spectacle few had ever witnessed.

The family of Mzee Chrisantus Rapong’o were preparing for his burial when clan members and church members differed on the form of burial. The church which the deceased used to attend was preparing for the usual burial until the clan members stopped them insisting the old man is to be buried according to their customs which require him buried in a sitting position.

The matter had to be resolved in court and since September the matter just got resolved this month. The court ruled in favor of the clan and the villagers got the rare treat that required a modification of the coffin which had already been purchased to fit the body in a sitting position.

The grave too was modified and finally the old man was laid to rest as the clan customs required.

Here is the video of the burial as covered by NTV

 

A Rare Photo Of Citizen Tv’s Anne Kiguta Without Make -Up.

Finding a photo of some of our celebrities without make up is like hunting for unicorns- You know how that ends. With you very frustrated. 

Anyway, photo voyeurs, today I was seated here being nice and minding my business when I chanced upon a rare photo of Anne Kiguta without her make up, save for a light dash of nude lipstick. 

Anne Kiguta fancies herself “Team Natural” thriving especially in her naturally curly hair. 

xdcdc.JPG

gh.JPG

Is it me or does she look like Avril? 

The Loathsome Lot: 6 Celeb Domestic Violence Scandals That Rocked The Country, Number 4 Was Unexpected (Photos)

Every year, we bring out celebrities who have done the good things, those that have won our hearts with their fashion sense, acting skills and even skills in music. Today we bring you the loathsome lineup, the celebrities who were involved in violent incidents.

To start us off, Willy Paul:

Willy Paul may love women; but he is not above putting his paws on them. Last year, the young star beat his gorgeous girlfriend up and strangled her, leaving her with neck bruises.

willy_michelle.jpg

Speaking exclusively to Ghafla, the girl by the name Michelle said”Willy Paul has been violent with me twice. The first time he strangled me and left bruises on my neck. This was because he wanted my phone and I would not let him have it.”

We just hope he will not beat up his new catch.

2. Nick Odhiambo- In 2013, the Classic 105 presenter beat up his girlfriend until she was back and blue. The cause of the altercation is still unclear to this as some say she cheated on him while others allege that she had been impertinent.

nick_odh.jpg

Whether she was a potty mouth or not, it’s messed up to resort to violence.

3. Tinna Kagia-Classic 105

 

 

She may be small, but she sure can pack up a punch. Tina Kaggia apparently exchanged blows with her husband JB Masanduku after an argument that turned very physical in a popular Nairobi club, Bavaria.


4. Seth Olale- He looks pretty calm but he is apparently violent when his love gets obsessive. He apparently beat up his spouse and she had the medical report and OB number to prove that he had been violent with her. She recorded a statement at Ongata Rongai Police Station under OB 6/11/2015 and presented medical report from Nairobi Women’s Hospital under reference number ORM/8906.

 

But that was not the only evidence presented; she also showed some texts from Seth, some ominous than the others with one reading “I will break your neck! I swear! I will tear you into pieces. I won’t let you go so easily and you must choose to live or die because I won’t stand you with another man”

5. Prezzo- In 2008, Prezzo married his now estranged wife, Daisy Kiplagat in a grand ceremony that saw many celebrities and dignitaries attend. His wife later to filed for a divorce on grounds of assault and infidelity.

pul_02012009_01.jpg

 

“He drinks heavily and consumes narcotic drugs almost on a daily basis after which he subjects me to verbal and physical abuse.” The wife claimed in a media interview.

6.Daniel Adongo

Kenya’s first NFL player recently joined the loathsome lost for beating up his girlfriend twice in the last 3 months, he reportedly even attempted to drown her in a bathtub after a violent fit, leaving her with had visible injuries on her body that  included a black eye, slashed lip, and marks on her wrists.

Vera Sidika Provides Proof That She Indeed Bought Shoes Worth 350,000

There is not a woman in Kenya who lives fashion harder than Vera Sidika. 

 She loves the high life, which she sensationally says chose her , from Salvatore Ferragamo pumps to Giuseppe Zannoti firewing sandals, Vera has had a brush with the fine things in life. 

A while back, when appearing on the Trend, Vera Sidika revealed that the Christian Louboutins she was wearing cost her around 350,000 in a legit store. It was a story that seemed to be too good to be true. 

Today however the socialite sought to provide proof that the shoes were indeed hers and were bought at a store abroad.  She went on to rant about the latest slew of insults directed to her from the Tv show “Nairobi Diaries” saying that the only reason that all those women on the show were making any money was because of her. 

 b73a2998-77bf-4152-a2cb-4b0b7244832d.png

“.. Everytime you buy Louboutins, they give you such notepads..” I mean legit shoes not those red-soled knockoff that ya’ll buy in random vibanda’s. I don’t do fake. 

Shocking: Man In Umoja Estate Stabs His Wife Deep In Her Right Eye With Kitchen Knife (Warning: Graphic Image)

A gut-wrenching case of domestic violence in Nairobi’s Umoja Estate is sending chills down many people’s spine.

A man in Umoja estate has sparked outrage after he stubbed his wife deep in her eyes with kitchen knife.

Sources say the couple’s marriage had been hit by a spate of violence because the husband is a pathetic drunkard.

The two have been constantly brawling because the husband can’t provide for his family as he spews all his cash at drinking dens.

That fateful day, the couple’s fight ended when the husband stuck a kitchen knife deep in his wife’s right eye.

See the photo on the link below:

Stabbed in the eye

Shots Fired: Willy Paul Fires Shots At Bahati Then Deletes The Post But Not BeforeWe Got The Screenshots

Willy Paul very sensationally called his long standing arch-rival, Bahati “Mr. Barua before removing the post. 

 This comes weeks after Mr. Barua released a song he did with Denno focusing on what was said to be the plight of a hapless Kenyan musician fleeced of his royalties. 

The story has however taken many angles, with pointers that Denno might have actually squandered his money.  On that tip, Willy Paul who fancies riding on such waves is set to be releasing a song that he promises will conjure up a storm. 

The song “Peace song” he says is meant to emphasize on the need for Kenyan artists to subsist peacefully without dragging each other through mud and muck. The song he wrote, is intended for Dj Mo, Dj Sadic and Mr Barua.  

20151222050100_1.jpg

Typical Kuyo! Socialite Huddah Shows Off Her Cooking Skills! (photos)

If she cant cook, the marriage book 101 says that you should return her to her mother and demand a refund. 

On that cooking tip, Huddah has decided to show off her culinary skills by making a very typical Kuyo meal otherwise known as “Buffet” . Her food was a mix of plantains,potatoes, carrots and beef which she later passed off as “Matoke”

The fact that Kikuyu’s love potatoes and will have potatoes in every dish has been a long standing joke which has also been orchestrated by the socilaite on social media and cementing that potatoes are to Kikuyu’s what ugali is to Luhyas. 

See her skills in the photos below: 

{igallery id=5667|cid=3301|pid=1|type=category|children=0|addlinks=0|tags=|limit=0}

Super Jealous Miss Germany Attracts The World’s Attention After She Terribly Mauled Miss Philippines Who Won The Controversial Miss Universe Pageant (Photos)

Jelly Much! Miss Germany is choking with jealousy and her foul-smelling envy drove her to strip Miss Philippines horribly.

Last Sunday night, an interesting beauty pageant was taking place in Las Vegas, USA at the Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino.

Not many gave a damn about Miss Universe 2015 until American comedian-cum-talk show host, Steve Harvey, committed a grave offence.

He wrongfully announced Miss Colombia, Ariadna Gutierrez, as the winner instead of Miss Philippines, Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach. Of course the mistake was corrected and the rightful winner crowned.

But there again comes super jealous Miss Germany, Sarah-Lorraine Riek, with her equal share of controversy.

The German claims Miss Philippines DIDN’T deserve the win because NONE of her fellow global beauty queens voted for her.

“I really couldn’t believe it, I was so upset. For me (she was robbed) as the real winner. I was very happy for Miss Colombia because she really deserved it. I’m really not happy with the result and so are the other girls, I’m sorry to say it.” Miss Germany told the media.

However in a video posted to the Facebook page of Missosology, the world’s largest pageant forum, Miss Germany said she considers Miss France as the real winner of the beauty pageant.

germanbu.jpg

Miss Germany, Sarah-Lorraine Riek

Credit: perezhilton.com

Why Former KTN News Anchor Bonney Tunya Is Annoyed With Kenyan Media Including His Former Employer Standard

He is not one to be caught up in a scandal or scurry to social media for a heated outburst, he is among the calm ones that do not like to turn up and cause a scene.

But despite his silence, the now CNBC news anchor Bonney Tunya likes to speak up when things go wrong.

Like for example how mainstream media ignored the selfless acts of some Kenyan Muslims who stood by the Christian passengers and refused to be separated from them when the Al-Shabaab militants wanted to kill the Christians and spare the Muslims. Putting their lives on the line in a rare show of gallantry, this is despite how they were ill-treated last year and put in a Kasarani concentration camp during a crackdown on ethnic Somalis in Kenya.

Bonney penned this open letter to his comrades:

media.jpg

Dear Kenyan Media,

I know I live in a glass house, but please allow me throw stones, nay, I have to throw stones. After yesterday’s remarkable show of unity and nationhood by Muslim passengers not to allow terror mongers harm their non-Muslim co-travelers out in Mandera. It was a rare moment to built on the narrative that indeed we are one Nation. The media had a chance to drive this important national conversation seeing as how the fight against terror in some instances has polarized Kenyan Muslim especially those of Somali extraction. I was however scandalized that no leading newspaper saw this vital, unique, timely and remarkable show of courage and nationhood worth their coveted headline slots. News judgment gatekeepers However in their infinite wisdom thought they should devote their headline to gossip, hearsay and petty politics. Were we waiting for the Mandera incident to turn into a (God forbid) massacre to earn a headline slot? Come on! We (Kenyan media) dropped the ball with this myopic / naive news judgment. I dare say those gallant Muslim travelers have earned a place in Kenya’s history better yet someone give them presidential commendation for courage.

Yours truthfully,
fellow Journalist.

Bonney Tunya
NEWS Anchor CNBC Africa.

Robert Alai Is Now A Wanted Man After Keriako Ordered For His Arrest

Robert Alai could just get his Christmas mixed up with a run in with the law enforcement agencies.

The outspoken blogger and Social Media bigwig has just revealed that he is aware of plans to have him arrested with the orders coming from the DPP. This comes after the blogger had questioned the authenticity and credibility of Halakhe Waqo’s degree certificate. His insistence must have irked someone in the higher echelons of power.

According to Robert Alai, the DPP was acting at the behest of Halakhe Waqo the EACC CEO. The blogger was in his usual combative self, refusing to be intimidated by the move. Here is his post;

robertalaixmasgift.JPG