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“Ferdinand Waititu Was Never Our Student” Panjab University Denies As PSC Also Say He Has Never Been Employed By Them

Kabete Mp Ferdinand Waititu has found himself at quite a tricky position after two organizations he had cited in his defence to show that he went to thew university disonwed him.

The MP is engaged in atussle with the Kiambu Governor Kabogo who alleges that he did not go to University. In an affidavit filed at the court and presented by Kabogo’s lawayer, a document from the university denies the existence of a student called Ferdinand Waititu in the academic years cited.

Kabogo says he was an alumni of the university and he was also doing this to protect the integrity of those who attended the university.
“The name of Ferdinand Waititu is not in on record as a student of B.Com Degree course during the academic sessions 1985-86 to 1987-88 …The name of the student having registration No. 85-GC-555 is Clifford Ndung’u Waititu during the academic session 1985-86, 1986-87 and 1987-88 for B.Com through degree course.”

Kabogo, through his lawyer argued that Kabogo claim of changing names is invalid as he used the same names in his CPE certifiacte to enriol to Hig School and the same would be used in his University degree certificate. aside form the university, the Public Service Commison has also denied that Waititu ever worked for the civil service.
“The commission does not have any records of the alleged employment of Ferdinand Ndung’u Waititu on 16th January, 1989,” the Commission said in a letter.

 

Kibaki Arrives In London As The Body Of Lucy Kibaki Is In The Final Phase To Be Brought Back To Kenya For Burial (Photos)

Retired President Mwai Kibaki is in London and is expected to fly back to the country tomorrow as the body of his wife is brought back for burial.

The body of Mama Lucy Kibaki is expected to leave London at 5.55pm on Saturday and arrive home at around 4.30am on Sunday aboard a Kenya Airways plane.

Kibaki is already in London, he joined Kenyans attending a prayer meet for his late wife Lucy Kibaki in the English capital on Friday evening.

The prayer meet was held at the Kenyan High Commission. Kenyans living in the UK were invited to the event which happened from 5.45pm-7pm event.

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Uhuru Visits Huruma Crash Site And Orders The Arrest Of The Owner (Photos)

Uhuru Kenyatta has visited the scene of the tragic collapse of a residential building in Huruma.

 The president toured the scene and condemned the unscrupulous people for allowing the erection of such buildings. He also ordered that the owner of the building be arrested and brought to justice after it was revealed that the building had not been approved by the county authorities. The death toll from the collapsed six-story building has reached seven and the number of injured stands at 121.

The building had 198 single rooms.Here are photos of him at the site

 

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Photos Courtesy Nairobi News.

 

Here Is Why Ugandan Songstress Cindy Sanyu Is Moving to Kenya (Photo)

At a time when many local and other continental acts are moving to SA for their video shoots, it appears that the local audio production is still tops.

This can be attested by the recent move from Grandpa to sign Cindy Sanyu. The lady has been quite massive with her hits. Speaking on the move, Grandpa CEO Refigah was proud of the move and said

With that being said, it is now official that the East African sensation Cindy Sanyu is now signed at Grandpa Records. We have been negotiating the two-year contract for close to a year now and pen was finally put to paper on Monday the 25th of April, 2016 at Serena Hotel, Kampala. On behalf of the entire Grandpa Government we are happy and proud to welcome Cindy to our label.

Cindy Sanyu is currently the most talented female in East Africa with numerous massive hits and awards and we at Grandpa records have what it takes to take her career international and hit the global market. She is the first female Ugandan artist to do an official Kenyan tour, courtesy of Grandpa Records.

She will be performing at Deep west Resort in Nairobi on saturday the 30th of april club one on one in busi on the first of May, Sixty four Lounge in Nakuru on the 6th of May, Twenty Four Resort Eldoret on the 7th of May, then Voi, Kisumu, and Machakos-dates to be announced later. Phase two will start in July after a tour of the U. S.
Cindy is currently ridding high with the big collabo Tempo remix with Dufla and Ndi Mukodo ft Navio. Her song Selekta is still a big tune!”

Her signing will give the record which has been on a recess quite a fresh breath of life.

Here are the two at the time of her signing

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Hundreds Rendered Homeless And 7 killed After Huruma Building Collapses (Photos)

Yesterday heavy downpour left many people stranded as the torrential rain rendered most roads impassable.

However, hundreds of others where left without a place to sleep. In Huruma, a story building holding 100 units collapsed killing 7 people and leaving the Red Cross, Police and NYS with an uphill task of recovering those trapped underneath. According to witnesses, the two bottom floors of the building caved in due to the heavy rain and the ones at the top followed.

121 people were saved by the rescuing efforts which were still ongoing. The Deputy Governor was at the scene during the rescuing operations and promised to demolish any building that does not comply with the set standards. Here are some of the photos from the incident;

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Heartbroken Prostitute Hangs Herself After She Returned Home From Europe To Find Her Family Frittered Away Her Life Savings (Disturbing Photos)

She was sending them money from Europe in hope that she would quit her prostitution job abroad to return home a millionaire. But the shock that greeted her when she came back home forced her to commit suicide!

A lady called Jessica returned to her native Uganda in hope that she would be living life in the fast lane as she quit her job in Europe.

Jessica was alleged to be in the oldest profession business and was saving money in hope that she would quit being a hooker and return home to do something ‘decent’ with her money.

The Ugandan was sending her family money to invest in various businesses but the family was instead squandering her life savings without her knowledge.

Upon returning home, Jessica received the shock of a lifetime and decided to deal with the depression by committing suicide.

She hanged herself leaving behind a note instructing all persons, including her mother, who flittered away her money to pay it back so that it could be used to give her a befitting send-off.

The tragic incident happened last month.

 

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Kwani Sauti Sol Wako Na Pesa Gunia Ngapi? Sauti Sol Hires A Private Jet To Fly Them From Kisumu To Nanyuki Then Back To The Lakeside City For Their Gig (Video)

As if a customized bus isn’t enough for their tour, Sauti Sol has added a chartered plane to the means of transport that they are using for Live and Die in Afrika Tour.

The quartet recently unveiled a customized bus that they are using for their countrywide tour to popularize their latest album.

Also Read: Sauti Sol Unleashes State Of The Art Customized Bus For Their Live and Die in Afrika Tour Across Kenya

Sauti Sol will be performing today at Simba Club in Kisumu City. The group arrived in the Lakeside City before flying again to Nanyuki.

But they didn’t fly a commercial jet this time round, Sauti Sol used a chartered plane to fly across Kenyan sky for their missions at different towns.

Polycarp Otieno aka Fancy Fingers shared the group’s fun moment on a chartered plane. He said they flew a chartered plane from Kisumu to Nanyuki and back.

“From Kisumu straight to Nanyuki on a chattered plane. Then back to Kisumu tomorrow morning for the #liveanddieinafrikatour Kisumu Edition. God has been great to us. Team no sleep. Like literally”

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Nairobi Floods Madness: 4 Crashed To Death As Department Of Defense Wall Collapses On Them During Heavy Rains (Video)

Nairobi has been pounded by heavy rains that don’t seem to stop anytime soon. The heavy downpour has wrecked havoc causing floods and deaths.

The sight of flooded roads, washed buildings and cars are now all too familiar in the eyes of Nairobians. But yesterday Mother Nature caused death.

Four people sheltering from heavy rain along were killed as Department Of Defense (DoD) walls collapsed on them.

The incident was captured on camera by people who were in another building. See how the walls collapsed in the video below:

 

Despite Bonoko’s Past You Will Be Shocked Where A Huge Part Of His Salary Goes To (Photo)

Bonoko’s case, from street life to getting on one of the most popular radios in the country and becoming a nationwide celebrity has often been retold. it has all the hallmarks of from rags to riches and he still remains the humble fellow who rose to public prominence by giving a true account of an innocent butcher murdered and a fake gun ‘bonoko’ placed on him.

A new Facebook movement called Spirits of Nairobi caught up with him and he recollected his life in the streets where he lived for 8 years.

Bonoko’s case, from street life to getting on one of the most popular radios in the country and becoming a nationwide celebrity has often been retold. it has all the hallmarks of from rags to riches and he still remains the humble fellow who rose to public prominence by giving a true account of an innocent butcher murdered and a fake gun ‘bonoko’ placed on him. A new Facebook movement called Spirits of Nairobi caught up with him and he recollected his life in the streets where he lived for 8 years

“I lived in the streets for more than eight years after my father chased me and my six siblings away from home. I used to sleep around Globe Cinema area together with other street boys. As a street boy I used to do all manner of things from helping people park their vehicles to snatching and stealing side mirrors”

He was later called for an interview at Ghetto Radio and later made a presenter. But he has not forgotten where he came from. As he says…

“Later on I was called in as a co-presenter in the popular afternoon show called Goteana. I now have my own house and I no longer sleep in the streets. I also have a car and I am building my mother a house in Banana. As a way of giving back to the community, I visit a children’s home every week. To accomplish this, I usually set aside sh20,000 from my salary every month. Last Christmas I shared a meal with more than 2000 street children in Uhuru Park, where we cooked and ate together:”

He has also worked on more empowering projects especially for the older street youths. all these without too much fuss and publicity only when probed does he divulge the information.

“I have also opened several car washes for some of my former colleagues in the streets besides renting others houses. My vision is to build a street children rehabilitation center where these homeless people will get at least a meal everyday and a place to spend the night. The facility will also have a rehabilitation section since most of these street people are addicted to glue, bang and other drugs”

Eric Omondi Shows Off His Foster Mother Who Took Him Up And Paid His Fees At Daystar University After His Biological Mother Passed On (Photos)

There are compassionate people out there! Evelyn Muchocho adopted Eric Omondi and schooled him in one of the most prestigious private universities in Kenya!

Sometimes in May 2015, Eric Omondi narrated how his foster mother took him up as her own son when his mother passed on.

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“So here is the story…The lady in the picture is called Evelyn Muchocho, she is my foster mother. In 2002, two weeks after I lost my mother I met her in church, she requested that I see her after the funeral n I did. A month before this my mother Margaret Omondi was to take me to KTTC (Kenya Telecommunications and Technical College) what is now known as the Multimedia University on Mbagathi road, but then my mum fell sick and was hospitalized, the focus changed from my college fee to hospital bills. Evelyn took me to Daystar University and ensured I graduated against all odds, this (Daystar) is where I met my friend, Dad, brother n mentor Churchill. Evelyn took me into her house in early 2004 when I lost my dad n I lived under her roof n care until 2010 when I finally graduated. Whenever I go back home I go back home to her…on this day that people are celebrating their WCW I celebrate my mother Evelyn…I love you mum…God keep you in perfect peace and lift you forever more. (That boy on my lap is my cousin).”

The comedian was once again showing off his mother as they posed for the camera together with his brother Fred Omondi.

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“Kenyatta family was linked to illegal ivory trade which was earning them and other close relatives $10 million” President Uhuru Striped For Fake Public Gesture Of Setting Ivory Ablaze

President Uhuru will today lead the world to set fire on the largest cache of ivory ever destroyed at a go by any country. But the irony is that his family has been linked with the illegal trade of ivory!

There have been whispers here and there about the burning of seized ivory; critics argue that the burning of 120 tonnes of ivory at Nairobi National Park is pure PR. Rights Activist Boniface Mwangi is among those with that school of thought.

Boniface encouraged the Kenyatta family to set up an elephant endowment fund instead of engaging in cheap PR at Nairobi National Park.

He reminded the Kenyattas of their involvement in poaching and smuggling of elephant tusks in 1970s, and politely asked them to use the money they got from the illegal trade to preserve the few remaining elephants and rhinos.

Below is Boniface’s message to the Kenyattas:

“Very possibly by 2025, these magnificent creatures will be completely extinct,” –President Uhuru Kenyatta

History repeats itself. Tomorrow President Uhuru will set fire to more than 100 tonnes of ivory. Two Presidents before him, Moi and Kibaki, have done the same, a “fake” public gesture to show their governments’ commitment to fight elephant killings. What President Uhuru will not say, is that not a single person has ever been convicted for ivory possession in Kenya. Ivory is confiscated, a few people get arrested, arraigned in court but no one has ever been convicted to date.

In 20 years elephants will be extinct in Kenya if we don’t stop the poaching.We know the poachers who shoot the elephants are just foot soldiers and the containers confiscated at the ports belong to powerful people in government and in the elephant killing business. The people shipping ivory out of Kenya aren’t peasants but powerful people in and out of government.

Journalist Dennis Onsarigo, did an investigative story in 2014 that revealed President Uhuru’s government was aware of the identities of the top 11 poaching kingpins and was protecting them from prosecution.

Since 1989, Kenya periodically destroys ivory without convicting persons implicated in ivory trafficking. So, as the President light’s that fire to ‘destroy’ the ivory, can he go after those benefiting from the poaching business? In Kenya elephants don’t die, they are poached.

Stop the poaching!

If the government does not act urgently before the remaining elephants are killed, my children’s children may never get a chance to see an elephant in the wild. There will be no rhino’s for sure.

PS: It would be nice for the Kenyatta Family to set up an elephant endowment fund. It’s a historical fact that the president’s family played a role in the poaching and smuggling that almost wiped out elephants and Colobus monkeys from the face of Kenya.

Immediately after the 1974 elections, the Kenyatta family was linked to illegal ivory trade, which was earning the Kenyatta family and other close relatives $10 million (equivalent to about Sh100 million today) per year, as the country’s 120,000 elephants were killed at an annual rate of 20,000! – Source Charles Hornsby in his book, Kenya: A History Since Independence (1963-2011)

It would be a good gesture to use some of the money they earned from the trade to preserve the few remaining elephants and rhinos.

Police Stop Gloria Muliro Ending Up To This Strange Encounter (Photo)

The usual interaction with Kenyan Police leaves many in the public regretting their encounter.

Gospel Superstar Gloria Muliro today had an interaction with the men in blue this morning. Two policemen identified the singer and called her requesting for a selfie with her.

She acquiesced and granted the two lucky gents a celeb moment before they went on to buy signed VCDs from her. The gospel singer was joyous after the moment adopting them as part of her Team Gloria. Here is the photo

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Survey: Karen, Runda, Muthaiga, Kitisuru Fall In Second Cluster Of Most Expensive Estates. You Will Be Stunned To Find Out Where Nairobi’s Topmost Rich Stay (Photos+Full List)

Westlands, Karen, Runda and Muthaiga cross everybody’s mind when affluent estates are mentioned. But these residential areas are not the most expensive in Nairobi.

A survey conducted by Cytonn, a real estate and investment firm, has classified Nairobi’s most expensive estates in terms of rents paid per individual hood.

If you intent to live in Kitisuru, Karen, Muthaiga, Riverside, Runda, Ridgeways, Spring Valley or Westlands, then make sure your monthly income is between Kes 300,000 to Kes 1 million because this is the range of rent house owners charge clients in these estates.

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A home in Kitisuru

If you think that’s expensive, then the first cluster will sweep you off your feet. Rent in Nairobi’s most expensive estates, Rosslyn and Nyari suburbs range from Kes 1 million and above.

Rosslyn and Nyari tenants make more than Kes 1 million a month to afford the rent in the two ridiculously expensive suburbs.

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A home in Nyari estate

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A home in Rosslyn estate

The third cluster; Kilimani and Kileleshwa are for those earning between Kes 150,000 and Kes 300,000 a month.

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An apartment in Kilimani

The fourth cluster are households earning between Kes 50,000 to Kes 150,000 which includes most middle class hoods; Donholm, South C and South B, Langata, Ngong, Rongai, Ruaka, Kasarani, Kahawa, Dagoretti and Kikuyu.

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A gated community in Langata

The fifth tier is for middle class lower who make less Kes 50,000 a month; Embakasi, Githurai, Kariobangi, Kitengela, Komarock and Ruai.

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Fountain view estate, Kitengela

Poor hoods were not ranked but obviously anyone who can survive with less than a dollar a day (Kes 100) lives in Kibera, Mathare, Mukuru and any other slum in the city.

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Pastors In Court For Failing To Chase Away Demons Despite 4.5 M “Seed” (Photo)

Kenya is known for its athletes, its parks, climate and vociferous twiterrati among other things.

However, it is seriously underrated for its production of miracle performers and professional pastors. Our self appointed bishops, apostles etc are quite professional they do not walk on people’s backs nor feed them grass à la SA and Nigerian pastors. No they minister to the president and the elite of the country while motivating the middle class.

However, there are times when they hit a low and apparently whomever they pray to fails to turn up despite million shilling ‘mbegu’ as offering. In such times they do find themselves in jail as the case of one Samuel Muchai and Esther Gitau who are  Bishop and Prophetess respectively of the United Hope World Reach Church are in court charged with swindling Caroline Wambugu and Gladys Nyamu 4.5 million after promising to exorcise demons something they failed despite the hefty motivation and having the whole period from January and March.

They were charged with obtaining money under false pretenses and were released on a 2 million bond each or a Ksh. 500,000 bail. Here are the two

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A Day after His Wedding at the AG, Wilson Sossion Gets Married In A Simple Wedding in Bomet (Photos)

Four years after losing his wife, KNUT’s Wilson Sossion got a second chance at love when he met the love of his life Vivian Kenduiywa.

Mr. Sossion and Vivian got married without much fanfare at the Attorney General’s office. Today, the two lovebirds invited friends and families to a ceremony at their home in Tenwek Bomet this morning on the 29th of April. The ceremony was to celebrate the blessing of their marriage vows and  also as a warming ceremony.

 

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Apart From Being the Biggest Baddest Entertainment Website, Here is Something Else You Need to Know About Ghafla #TasteaFeeling

It’s Friday and we have been paid…..furthermore the sun is up so it’s pretty obvious it’s going to be a good day. And if you don’t believe me, ask Carol your co-worker and she’ll tell you the same thing. And while at it, just care to notice that’s she’s in a short tight polka dress with matching stilettos just to drive the point home.

So what’s the plan tonight? Would you be willing to come over to the Ghafla office for a drink up? We have Coke too if alcohol is not your thing. We will be celebrating life and everything it has to offer while igniting those feelings of nostalgia as to where we have come from as an organization. Our strategy on how to continue to entertain you and stay relevant in the event of beckoning competition.

Yes, at Ghafla we advocate sharing and emotional nourishment so we have these sessions on Friday where we encourage people to open up about their inner thoughts, their darkest secrets with promise of no judgment.  I must say it has been quite successful since we started a couple of months back.

Now guys at Ghafla are generally happier, are more aggressive and most importantly willing to go that extra mile on their job.

As one of our loyal fan considering you have been reading this boring article from the beginning, I think you should try it at your workplace, at home or even by yourself. Just write that facebook post and let it all out, one or two of your friends might actually care. Better still; make a creative gif which expresses exactly what you feel at this particular moment.

It’s more engaging, more visual and more often than not drives the point home. In addition you can get to share it across all your social networks. Actually, here, try it out>>>>>Taste The Feeling

Top 5 Most Expensive Kenyan Music Videos So Far This Year

Years ago, it was viewed as a success for an artist to have a music video, quality didn’t matter so much then, consumers were alright with whatever that was aired, but things have changed drastically.

Music videos are a huge deal today, heck, in fact, music videos have become a quick way of selling more copies of a song or album. It’s no wonder that more and more artistes are rustling up millions of shillings for a three or four-minute video.

In just under a decade, the amounts spent on music video production has sky-rocketed making artistes across Africa to dig deeper into their wallets. Kenyan artistes have since realized that a great audio with a sh*tty video will take you nowhere.

This week by the way, a tough debate has been ranging on here at Ghafla, over quality and quantity of music Kenyan artists are releasing each day.

I personally think, there is still room to have even higher quality, especially in terms of audio production, mastering, song arrangement and overall songwriting, composition and structure. That said, Let us have a look at the top 5 top notch Kenyan music videos, that must have cost the artists their life to do

5. Sauti Sol ft. Ali Kiba – Unconditionally Bae

Kenya’s most successful boy band Sauti  Sol teamed up with Tanzania’s Ali Kiba to release Unconditionally Bae. The song has received a positive reception, and is a must listen to in almost any party spot you visit. The video was shot by the super talented South African video director, Justin Campos of Gorilla Films. This must have cost a hell load of cash right?

 

4. Akothee ft. Flavour – Give It To Me

After Sweetlove Akothee then proceeded on to work with Nigeria’s Flavour, Looks like Akothee’s  strategy is all figured out, don’t be shocked to see a collabo drop featuring Drake. The Give it to me  video was filmed in South Africa by Godfather Productions.

 

3. Akothee ft. Diamond Platnumz – My Sweet Love

Hate her or love her, Kenyan singer Akothee got her thing going on. The singer decided that walking to the top via the stairs of hard to please Kenyan fans, wasn’t her cup of tea. The singer decided to invest seriously, trust me, kupata hela lazima utumie hela, She approached Tanzania’s crème dela crème singer and superstar Diamond Platnumz for that Sweetlove jam, A Godfather Productions video, this guy must be using something no one else knows, Africa looks for him and it must cost a lot to work with him.

 

2. Jaguar ft. Mafikizolo-Going Nowhere

Singer Jaguar famously known for his Kigeugeu hit song, has been making very calculated moves when it comes to this music business. After his exploits with Nigeria’s Iyanya, he decided to take some shots in the South of Africa, and Mafikizolo agreed to work with him. Have you checked out the collabo, Going Nowhere? This video was ALSO directed by Godfather Productions.

 

1.Papa Dennis ft. Korede Bello – Wonder

There goes a saying that nobody is ugly, ni pesa kukosa, and I couldn’t agree  more, we have seen how now very polished acts used to look a few years back. And trust me, money can move mountains. I know some people who used to say that Diamond Platnumz had bigs lips and all that nonsense but if you asked them what they think now, the tale done changed.

Anyway, the Maliza Umasikini singer Papa Dennis decided to reach out to Nigeria’s Korede Bello in his latest Wonder. Papa spends all the money he has on videos and so he makes it as the icing on this cake when it comes to Music Videos from Kenyan acts. This video was directed by the high-flying Nigerian producer, Mr Moe Musa alongside Kenya’s X-Antonio.

 

Looking at the list, looks like Kenyan video producers have a long way to go. Feel like your music video should have made it to this list?Do not hesitate, holla at me salim@ghafla.co.ke

From Flashing Their Penis’ to Removing Their Panties in Parliament, Here Are 7 of the Most Embarrassing Things Kenyan Politicians Have Done

Kenyan politicians are an interesting lot, quite like watching something from a VH1 reality show. Today we gathered some of the most scandalous, embarrassing and downright repulsive things politicians have done that made as go like ‘WTF’?

To start us off is the ‘Bull of Auckland’ .

The ‘Bull of Auckland’ is a nickname that was given to a powerful government official in the KANU regime who flashed his penis at a hotel room attendant in New Zealand in the mid-1990s.

 

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The reason why this incident is practically unheard of is because it was kept under wraps and no Kenyan media dared to report about it and the matter was resolved ki-chini-chini to prevent it from blowing up into a scandalous storm.

Following the incident where the aging official also tried to rape the hotel attendant, the randy politician was sent off quietly from New Zealand.

Years later another politician Mr. John Serut, was also accused of preying on an employee in his offices. Allegations which he claimed were ‘politically fueled’ and that his rivals were trying to taint his good name.

2. Alfred Keter’s Meltdown at the Gilgil Weigh Bridge

The Nandi Hills MP Alfred Keter was caught by a well-placed camera cussing out employees at a Gilgil Weighbridge. Flanked by URP nominated MP Sunjeev Kaur Birdi a.k.a Sonia Birdi, Keter fired threats and expletives at the weighbridge officials after Birdi’s truck had been detained as she did not have the required permits.

 

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The video went viral and Keter’s behavior was termed as impunity, Keter defended himself by saying that the weighbridge officials wanted a bribe.

3. Millie Odhiambo Removing Her Panties in Parliament

During a spat in parliament back in 2014, Moses Kuria was accused of stripping and punching fellow MP Millie Odhiambo.

 

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Claims which he heatedly denied and said that she removed her own panties. “She is the one who actually removed her panty and threw it on the floor of the House. She was behaving like a mad woman saying how Luo women are not embarrassed of their nakedness” an aggravated Kuria revealed to Nairobi News.

Millie on her part agreed that she removed her own undies.

“… I am not of the “ayayayaya you slapped me fame!” Moses Kuria amejua why am MP Mbita elected and not appointed. Plus learn, we pride as a people in nakedness Na wamejua. When they tried to undress me I completed the process for them.I am fearfully and wonderfully made and have no embarrassment over my body. I can not and will not be intimidated using my sexuality.” She revealed on a Facebook post.

 

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4. Kidero and Sonko Slapping Shebesh

Let’s just say, 2013 was not a good year for Shebesh .In a period of 2 months Shebesh was smacked across the face by her colleagues Kidero and Sonko. Kidero smacked Shebesh after a scuffle in City hall after which Shebesh cried out “Ayayayayaya! Kidero, you have slapped me? You have slapped me Kidero? You have slapped me?” before she was jostled out of City Hall.

 

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Kidero then feigned ignorance about the whole episode and claimed that he did not remember slapping anybody.

5. Sonko Punching A Wall, Jumping On A Moving Car And Asking Caroline Mutoko “Who F**ks You?”

 

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The Nairobi Senator may have not heard the phrase’ Mchapa ngtumi ukuta huumiza mkono wake’ as he gave a certain wall a punch of the century when he led the youth in protesting the grabbing of land in South C.

But that is not all; Sonko has been known to throw himself frantically on moving vehicles and for climbing over gates at the Ministry of Local Government offices at Jogoo House.

He also once lay prostate on a busy road and tried to throw himself theatrically in to a fire before he was restrained. Thankfully, after he became Nairobi Senator he has kept his dramatics to a minimum, but that did not stop him from having an outburst during a live radio interview with Caroline Mutoko. The Senator asked Caroline who f**cks her before telling her that she smokes cigarettes at Carnivore .

6. Lucy Kibaki Smacks an MC

 

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The late first lady was known for a hot temper and a swift hand. During Kibaki’s regime, Lucy smacked an MC during Jamhuri Celebrations for calling her ‘Lucy Wambui’; she also slapped camera man Clifford Derrick for taping her during her Nation storm-in.

Clifford later went into exile (South Africa) claiming that his life was in danger following his decision to pursue legal action against her after the slap that catapulted him into fame. Another famous slapping incident was when she slapped Gitobu Imanyara and ordered him to leave statehouse.

7. Sonko And Shebesh’s Private Photos Surface on the Internet

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Deceased blogger Roy Ogolla deliberately leaked these photos before his untimely death .Photos that showed the respected leaders in unflattering positions considering that they were both married.

Following Roy’s Death which they say was a road accident; Sonko was accused of finishing him off. Accusations which he denied in a reply to one of his followers.

“Listen guys I’m a God fearing man I lost my mother when I was a young boy I knw how it feels whn someone looses a loved one I think u better refer that question to our almighty father why did Roy had to leave us so soon may rest his soul rest in eternal peace. No matter what u say u will not stop me from expressing my condolences to his family & I will support them to the dead end God knows the real Sonko. God knows the truth about Roy’s death. It’s written in the book of exodus in the Ten Commandments YOU SHALL NOT KILL.” Sonko wrote

Groove Nominations Losers Bahati And Willy Paul Unanimously Tear Into Larry Madowo Following His Prickling Tweet

Rejects Bahati and Willy Paul fired back at Larry Madowo after the NTV journalist taunted them in a social media post.

Groove Nominations 2016 has caused friction after two gospel heavyweights Bahati and Willy Paul missed nomination slots.

Citizen Radio’s Mzazi Willy Tuva sought Bahati and Willy Paul’s comment on Larry Madowo’s controversial tweet.

Larry alleged that Groove snubbed Bahati and Willy because of their ungodly lifestyles.

“Neither Willy Paul Msafi nor Bahati nominated for Groove Awards 2016 presumably for not living a Christian life. #‎ComeAsYouAre?” Tweeted Madowo.

Asked what he thought of Larry’s tweet, Bahati said Larry himself wasn’t holy.

“Siko kwa gospel kwa sababu mi ni holy. Unajua mi sihubirii holy people, una understand? Ye mwenyewe (Larry) si holy. No one is perfect. Holy ni God pekee yake.” Bahati told Mzazi.

Willy Paul however had no kind words for Madowo:

“Yeah nliona (referring to Larry’s tweet) we all know Larry Madowo, si unajua anaandikanga tu saa zingine bila kuconfirm, of which anyway ni kazi yake. Kila mtu anaweza ongea venye anataka”

Listen to the full interview below:

“Hio Thutha Ni Balaa!” Sanaipei Tande’s Love Interest In ‘Rastaman’ Reveals

Many know the dread locked hunk from his music while others know him as Sanaipei Tande’s love interest in ‘Rastaman’

Now, the Pulse Music Video Award Winner- Ndegz ,is back with a brand new club banger ‘BALAA’ . This marks Ndegz’ first official release of 2016.

The title Balaa directly translates to mean Problem, but in context refers to the voluptuous figure of a woman being a sight to behold. The song sang entirely in swahili describes a night out as Ndegz is captivated by the hourglass figure of a lady who just so happens to be with her boyfriend. This proves no obstacle as Ndegz continues to pursue her regardless.

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The song is written by Ndegz and produced by the Super Producer – Madtraxx both of RedRepublik.

The song is available for download on:Mookh – https://mymookh.com/music/frontend/single/320

Meanwhile, check out the Lyric Video below:

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Unbelievable Photos Of An American Police Dog Buried Like 10 Kenyan Police Superintendents With Full Police Honors (Photos)

A US police dog was given a befitting send-off that our own human policemen and women in Kenya can only dream of.

K-9 Kye, a 3-year-old German shepherd police dog that served for Oklahoma City police was buried with full police honors.

The dog was killed by an armed suspect who fatally stabbed it before K-9’s handler shot him dead as well.

The dog was pursuing the suspect when it grabbed him by its teeth and the man reacted by stabbing it multiple times.

The incident happened in US in 2014 but photos of K-9’s burial which were shared recently have caused a stir on social media.

The funeral could easily be mistaken to that of a senior person in US armed forces; the four-legged cop was buried in a flag-draped casket and K-9 Kye was accorded everything that a deceased police is given during their burial.

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“It’s Too Late for the Kenyan Government to Expect Us.” Underground Hacktivist Group ‘Anonymous’ Declares as It Hacks into the Ministry of Foreign Affairs and Leaks TOP SECRET Information

Months after it declared war on ISIS shortly after the insurgents attacked Paris, Hacker group Anonymous declared war on child labour laws, human trafficking violations and corruption through a project dubbed OPafrica.

The underground activist group known for their signature Guy Fawkes mask started their ‘Op Africa’ scheme by striking a government owned telecommunication firm in Tanzania then went on to mutilate 2,532 South African websites now the group has its eyes of Kenya. Specifically the ministry of foreign affairs.

 

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As Hacknews reports, the group conducted a sophisticated cyber attack on the ministry and leaked “confidential and non-confidential PDF and Docx files from the ministry server including email conversations, security related communication, international trade agreements and letters discussing the security situation in Sudan where government forces are fighting the Sudan People’s Liberation Army (SPLA).”

Speaking to Hackread one of the members of Anonymous said “We have 1TB of data but at the moment, we have leaked just one portion of it. In few days you will receive full disclosure of the data – We the Anonymous will stand against corruption, child abuse, and child labour! The government of Kenya should have expected us”

NTV’s Jane Ngoiri Knocked Up With First Child (Photos)

Just when you thought Citizen TV’s Anne Kiguta was the only pregnant news anchor this season then appears NTV’s Jane Ngoiri. 

So at least two anchors are pregnant this year, and we also know DJ Pierra Makena is expecting a bundle of joy anytime.

NTV’s Swahili news anchor Jane Ngoiri is heavily pregnant with her first baby. Jane walked down the aisle sometimes last year though her wedding didn’t receive much publicity like Janet Mbugua’s or Betty Kyallo’s.

It was expected ‘something’ would happen soon after the wedding and indeed it has happened as evident with Jane’s belly.

It’s not clear when she will be due or how old her pregnancy is but since it’s her first time experts says she must be 6 months or somewhere close there.

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Credit: Nairobi news

KNUT’s Wilson Sossion Secretly Remarries At Attoney General’s Office (Photos)

KNUT Secretary General Wilson Sossion yesterday exchanged vows with his sweetheart in a low tone event held at the Attorney General office.

Sossion has been a single father for close to four years since his wife passed on in 2012. The fierce KNUT secretary general however changed his marital status yesterday.

Sossion and his wife walked to the Attorney General’s office where they exchanged vows rocking white African wear.

The ‘wedding’ was totally a private affair which only witnessed by a handful of friends and family, apart from the folks working at the AG office who officiated their union.

Photos of Sossion’s wedding were leaked on Whatsapp groups and shared extensively.

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29th April 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Nairobi has flooded everywhere as heavy rain pounded the capital from yesterday evening to this very morning. Flooding equals trouble for Governor Evans Kidero who’s the obvious scapegoat. Also worrying is a group of anonymous hackers who claimed they breached Ministry Of Foreign Affairs’ firewall and stole 1TB worth of data. The only good news so far is the announcement by President Uhuru that Pan Paper mill in Webuye is going to be reopened, but then again how many times have we heard this ‘song’?? That aside, below are the trendy stories this wet Friday:

#1Thieves Will Die Like Flies On Transformers As Kenya Power Does Unimaginable To Curb Transformer Vandalism

#26 Months before His Death, Prince Was Diagnosed With AIDS and This Is the Unexpected Reason Why He Refused To Take the Life-Saving Medication

#3CCTV Footage At A Club Where 19 Year old Girl Died After Smoking Shisha Tells A TOTALLY Different Story

#4Shocking! Gun Shots At Jeff Koinange’s Kitisuru home As Armed Robbers Invade His House

#5“You Have Nominated Me For 8 Years Running But I Have NEVER Won.” Gospel Singer Rants Politely As She Turns Down 2016 Groove Nominations

#6Why It’s Okay To Cheat On Your Woman (Men Must Be Polygamous)

#7Bangi Ama Urasta? Shock And Awe At JKIA As Visiting Jamaican Reggae Sensation Performs Weird Ritual Upon Touching Down In Kenya (Photos)

#8From Grace Msalame to Corazon Kwamboka, Here Are 10 Female Celebrities with the Best ‘Thayos’ and Hips

#9End Month Imefika: Maina Kageni Pops Champagne with His Colleagues As He Unleashes His Brand New BMW X6 (Photos)

#10Project X Ni Kionjo Tu, Here Is the Ungodly Party That Kenyans Are Buzzing About

 

 

CCTV Footage At A Club Where 19 Year old Girl Died After Smoking Shisha Tells A TOTALLY Different Story

The death of 19 year old Hannah Mageri who is said to have died after smoking shisha at a club has shocked the whole nation. The CCTV footage at the club sheds light on what really happened that fateful night.

K24 were the first to break the story and they said the girl died after smoking shisha at a club. Club LXIX (69) has since laid bare details of the CCTV footage.

The club’s director Robert Mutahi issued an official statement following the incident and he said the deceased at no time smoked shisha at Club 69, according to the CCTV footage of the night she partied at the said club.

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT

Three days ago we learnt about the death of Hannah Magiri a client who was at Club LXIX on Saturday16th April. Speculations are rife from all sources claiming how she met her untimely death. The management of Club LXIX would like to put things in perspective as per our CCTV Cameras and follow up investigations. The lady checked In at the club on Saturday 16th April at around midnight accompanied by two friends who we learnt yesterday are Wairimu and Caro (all Neighbours) They partied together at some point having conversations with male friends. From the CCTV Cameras, at no point did the deceased or her friends take SHEESHA as claimed by rumours and the K24 feature. Even on assumption that she did, then its only fair to say that all the THREE including the person who prepared the SHEESHA would have suffered same fate.

They continued having fun and at exactly 3:45am she (Hanna) left the club on her feet accompanied by Caro and Wairimu. Before she left she said goodbye to one of her cousin by the name Ann (regular client) who was at the club that time.

We have no idea what transpired the next two days when she met her untimely demise however from our CCTV footage and with the help of friends and clients we managed to track the cousin on Tuesday 27th April. She agreed to come to the club. At around 8pm we met and enquired about her last conversation with the deceased and the status at home and this is what she had to say; (The conversation was recorded for reference purposes)

1.From the recording Ann clearly states that the girl never went home but spent the night at some guys house who happens to be a neighbour.

2. She was taken home on Sunday at around 2pm by the same guy with stomach problems and was taken to the hospital later on during the day.

3. She passed on the next day evening Monday 19th April at Tigoni Hospital.

4. Perhaps for fear of the consequences, we learnt the friends Wairimu and Caro never explained anything to the parents especially where and when they parted ways.

Since her death on Monday 18th April we learnt about this incident on Tuesday 26th (2 weeks later) from rumours. Until now, no one has reported the case to the police station and no family member from the deceased has showed up at the premises to enquire or seek any clarification. Yesterday however they sent K24 media to cover the story and our managers explained to them that we were still investigating the matter since we had just learnt about it. They went ahead and featured a story that is damaging without any facts. We will therefore pursue legal action against them on this front.

Having said that, a family has lost a loved one and we sincerely do pass our condolences. Speculations, competition taking advantage and politicising the issue is very reckless, immoral and insensitive to the bereaved. Lets all respect that.

Club LXIX has CCTV footage and an audio statement which we will share with the CID, Police and any other third party who has a stake in this case. Am also calling on the family to come and take part in the viewing of the CCTV. Lastly we would like them to finally file an official report and share the doctors report with the police so that formal investigations can start to ascertain what happened in order for justice to be done.

Club LXIX is a legally established business operating under the laws of this country and we would never sell or stock contraband/ adulterated products that are unfit for human consumption. Most people ask why we don’t stock half and quarter spirit bottles, the answer is because they are highly compromised. This is a move we adopted from day 1 to safeguard our clients. We can never compromise when it comes to our clients health and we will continue to maintain this safety standards because every client is worth more alive.

We are ready and available to answer any questions and provide any additional information that can help solve the issue.

Robert Mutahi

Managing Director Club LXIX

Dennis Oliech Drives Off With Two Petite Girls He Chips Fungad At 1824. One Of The Chicks Is Widely Known To Be A Politician’s Side Chick (Video Evidence)

Dennis the menace has a new catch whom he has been spotted with at different hangouts in the city, especially Langata’s 1824.

Sometimes in November 2015, a young chocolate brown girl caused frenzy when she was spotted ‘bathing’ with money and hanging out with a politician who was said to be her sponsor.

Also Read: Who Is This Girl? Who Gave Her All This Money? Look At The Girl That Everyone Thinks Is Hon. Waititu’s Side Dish.

That chick, Julie Marjorie, is now enjoying the best of what retired Harambee Stars striker Dennis Oliech has to offer.

Their escapade apparently started at 1824 where they were spotted quaffing booze before they left together with another girl in Oliech’s sleek Mercedes C-200.

Marjorie went ahead and recorded herself in Oliech’s car while the ex Harambee captain was driving and we happen to have those clips. .

Those clips prove that Dennis might have retired from international football but he’s still way deep in the fisi game.

Ghafla! contacted Marjorie to find out if she was the ‘official’ girlfriend of Dennis Oliech and she told us they are just friends. She didn’t expound further.

See the videos below:

 

Dennis Oliech Drives Off With Two Petite Girls He Chips Fungad At 1824. One Of The Chicks Is Widely Known To Be A Politician’s Side Chick (Video Evidence)

Dennis the menace has a new catch whom he has been spotted with at different hangouts in the city, especially Langata’s 1824.

Sometimes in November 2015, a young chocolate brown girl caused frenzy when she was spotted ‘bathing’ with money and hanging out with a politician who was said to be her sponsor.

Also Read: Who Is This Girl? Who Gave Her All This Money? Look At The Girl That Everyone Thinks Is Hon. Waititu’s Side Dish.

That chick, Julie Marjorie, is now enjoying the best of what retired Harambee Stars striker Dennis Oliech has to offer.

Their escapade apparently started at 1824 where they were spotted quaffing booze before they left together with another girl in Oliech’s sleek Mercedes C-200.

Marjorie went ahead and recorded herself in Oliech’s car while the ex Harambee captain was driving and we happen to have those clips. .

Those clips prove that Dennis might have retired from international football but he’s still way deep in the fisi game.

Ghafla! contacted Marjorie to find out if she was the ‘official’ girlfriend of Dennis Oliech and she told us they are just friends. She didn’t expound further.

See the videos below:

 

Top Tv Producer is Back With a New Steamy Tv Program, Likes of Sanaipei Tande & Nameless to be Featured

You have been asking when will a top notch world class show air for your consumption, one that will keep you glued to your seats that will keep you asking for more ? Full of relevant, informative, engaging and entertaining content?

Well, we have good news for you, something big, something awesome, something you have never watched before is here. The makers of this new show, say that, this idea has been burning through their veins for a long time and guess what, you are about to be taken to a whole new world of entertainment.

From the producer who produced The Beat on NTV, The Stomp on NTV/CITIZEN, Baseline on KTN, and The Diary on KTN is back with the hottest new show DUNDA MIXX!!!

The producer Arthur K says that this show DUNDA MIXX!!! is different from all the other shows he has produced in the past. He has a new concept that he has kept under his sleeve waiting for the right time.

DUNDA MIXX  will take over the airwaves, you don’t want to miss this, tell a friend , to tell a friend. Starting this Monday, the 2nd of May on DSTV MAISHA MAGIC EAST channel 158 and GOTV Channel 4 Monday to Friday from 5pm to 6pm.

 

Teenage Girl in Kiambu Passes Away After a Sheesha Smoking Spree at Club 69 in Ruaka

Sheesha smoking, which many young people indulge in nowadays possess numerous and not forgetting major health risks.

From cardiovascular diseases to lung cancer to chronic bronchitis the effects of smoking from a bong are well known. We have heard of people contacting diseases after a long-term use of the substance but rarely do we hear of people dying from a night out with Shisha.

Now, mystery surrounds the death of 19 year old Hannah Mageri from Kiambaa, Kiambu County who died after smoking some hookah at Club 69 in Ruaka.

Hannah is said to have left for the club with her friends and fell sick soon after smoking. She was returned home unconscious where she was rushed to the local Mũcatha Clinic before being taken to Tigoni Hospital where she succumbed.

Blood tests conducted on the young girl revealed that the Sheesha could have had drugs in it.

Shaken neighbors and family friends are now demanding for an explanation to her death and justice for the family after attempts to get information about what led to her death proved futile as the management of the club refused to corporate.

 

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Have A Look At Anita Nderu’s New Tongue Piercing

There is just something about a well-placed piercing that makes a hot chic even more attractive, maybe it’s the irresistible bad girl edge a piercing gives you.

Whatever the reason, a piercing, tattoo or a vamp make-up is the way to go when you want to add some edge to your everyday look.

During an interview with Ghafla, we noticed something when Anita was giving her two cents on Beyonce’s new release-Lemonade. We notice that she has a new addition on a tongue, a silver piercing. Check it our below:

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Project X Ni Kionjo Tu, Here Is the Ungodly Party That Kenyans Are Buzzing About

Long gone are the days when Kenyans threw basic parties, nowadays party animals, event organizers and clubs are competing to see whose party will be the talk of the town.

About a year ago we had a party where sugar mummies and cougars partied with their ‘sugar babies ‘and cubs in ‘Nairobi Cougar Lounge’and this year, news of the Project X sex party rent the airwaves and the blogosphere.

 

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A party that was promptly called off after it caught the attention of the cops and the media.

But Kenyans are not yet done with heathen parties as people in Nairobi will party like there is no God…literally. This will be at an atheist’s party going down in one of the clubs on Kimathi street Nairobi.

The atheist party has been dubbed’ Without God’ and was organized by the atheists in Kenya.

Proudly Kenyan! Kenyans Bag Bragging Rights After Local Invention Broke App Store

Just when you thought Kenya has nothing to show the world, a Kenyan invention made Americans seat on the edge of their seats!

Americans have several emoji apps that have crammed app stores likes Kim Kardashian’s Kimoji app. Tusker Lager has also come up with a Kenyan emoji app.

Tusker Lager app is a cool new app that has innovative emojis, stickers and wallpapers that offer a unique, fun and intrinsically Kenyan way to express yourself.

Big on sports and the Kenyan spirit, this app is perfect for sports buffs, beer drinkers and anyone who wants to show their love for #TeamKenya.

Kenyans have been downloading the Tusker Lager emoji in numbers as it is easily available on app stores.

Click the link below to download it and be part of the team!

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From Grace Msalame to Corazon Kwamboka, Here Are 10 Female Celebrities with the Best ‘Thayos’ and Hips

They have hips that do not lie and pretty faces to boot. Today we look at the female celebrities who represent what the Kenyan showbiz scene has to offer in term of thighs and hips.

In no particular order, have a look at the best thighs and hips; they come in all shapes sizes and even colors.

 

1.Marjolein Blokland

 

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The calm Nairobi Diaries star is not only pretty, but is like a breath of fresh air in the ratchet show thanks to her wit and unmatched maturity.

The pole fanatic has awesome thighs that left Team Mafisi gasping for breath during a recent Nairobi Diaries episode when she showed them off in a tiny green dress.

2.Lisa Gaitho

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Lisa Gaitho’s body is the truth .You can find her articles on africanquendom.com or lisagaitho.com where she blogs about her personal style.

3.Anita Gaitho

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The Gaitho twins are not only gifted bloggers but they also have awesome bodies which they credit to some hard work at the gym and of course good genes.

 

4.Corazon Kwamboka

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The ‘thigh list ‘wouldn’t be complete with Miss Corazon Kwamboka now would it? After all she was not named socialite with the best body for nothing!

5.Joy Kendi

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Fashion Blogger Joy Kendi seems to have gotten WAAAY thicker from her days on ‘Changing Times’. That body coupled up with her hair makes Joy a certified bombshell, but don’t look too much as she is dating Phillip Bresson who she met on the set of ‘Changing Times’

6.Talia Oyando

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She has been on radio for long, but with that body, Talia should definitely be on TV!

7.Grace Msalame

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Grace Mslame is the epitome of sexiness, judging from the countless odes created in her honor.

 8.Stella Mwangi

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I’ll let these thighs speak for themselves

 

9.Wanjiru Muthoni

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Nice thighs and hips are not only reserved for the thick ladies as this ‘Teen Republik’ host proves.

 10.Pendo

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We may differ in our opinions about Pendo but one thing we can agree on is that Pendo is very blessed.

Why It’s Okay To Cheat On Your Woman (Men Must Be Polygamous)

My colleague janet Chao had talked about this cheating issue but let me touch on it too from an African man’s perspective. So after the Beyonce and Jay Z Lemonade drama this past week, guys everywhere have been suggesting that no man should date or marry a powerful woman, because once you cheat, she will literally construct lightning and direct it to your ass. That’s true, but beautiful and powerful women are sweet. Imagine banging Betty Kyallo or a female CEO of a top company. The pleasure you derive from that cannot be equaled by banging mama mboga or a salonist. And your boys will worship the ground you walk on too if you are munching a Beyonce-ish chic. See the kind of respect Jay Z always gets. So my advice to every guy out there is ‘go ahead and date and marry any girl you like regardless of her status. The trick is just to be a smart player. Because let’s face it, no matter how hot your woman is, you will get bored of her someday and sample new cunt

 Pretence aside, nearly all African men can’t tame the dog inside them that wants to bang Wanjiku this week and Adhiambo next week. Obviously I don’t think cheating on a girlfriend or wife is morally wrong if she doesn’t know about it. The benefit of cheating is that you get to fulfill your perverse needs and sampling different women while still having something stable with the woman that you care for. That’s a  win-win… in the books of any guy. Just don’t get caught. African women are okay with you cheating on them. Their ginas tingle uncontrollably for men who can – and do- score some poon on the side.  They just want you to respect them and give them their dues. Our grandmas were okay with our grand daddies having many women. Today’s women are okay with it too. They just don’t wanna put it like it is.

I’ve made an important observation. PICTURE THIS

When a normal guy cheats on a woman, NOTHING HE SAYS WILL MAKE HIM GET PARDONED.

When a strong alpha man cheats on a woman, most of the time ALL IS FORGIVEN.

I’ve observed it many times. And you have, too. When the nice guy slips up once and the girlfriend or wife finds out (because, naturally, handwringing nice guys can’t live without a guilty conscience), he gets dumped like an empty packet of Brookside milk in the trash can.  If the dude is lucky, he will be in the doghouse for months of celibate grindage and being run down over nothing every time. If he’s not so lucky, she uses his slip-up as a pretext to dump him so that she can shack up with the colleague she’s been cheating with for years

But what happens to a strong lion-heart man who cheats, even repeatedly? If he’s really on top of his game, his jilted girlfriend will cry her eyes out in an orgy of self-blame wondering why she doesn’t please him, then bake him a cake. If she’s made of stronger stuff, she might chastise him for ten minutes, weep bitterly for an hour into her pillows, then bang his brains out in a monumental after-fight sesh to prove her punani is better than the clandes.

SO WHICH MAN ALWAYS WINS? THE STRONG MAN

Women want the strong man who cheats but is still great lover. But the strong men are few. You can be one too with time. The first step to being a strong man is by learning how to cover your tracks while cheating. Even if you are a strong man, you really shouldn’t let yourself get caught every time and see your girl cry and ask why you aren’t respecting her yet she does everything for you.

If you are a cheater who wants to remain married or in a relationship, simply wiping off the lipstick from your collar isn’t going to cut it anymore. You need to add extra precautions.

Here’s what you should do to make sure you are not a sloppy player

1. Regulate meetings and communication with your side dishes the way Chase bank is regulating withdrawal for customers. Don’t be a dumb stronzo. Do not get into that pattern where you must talk to your concubines every day on the phone. To accomplish this you’ll have to state to each of your mistresses that you need your “space” early in the relationship. You don’t want it to get into that zone with them where you’re talking about what time you woke up and what you had for lunch.

Also, if you are going to cheat successfully, you need time not only to meet other girls but to take them out on dates. This means that you have to get into a pattern where you don’t spend the whole week with your main girl and you also don’t meet each of the other girls more than twice a week.

 

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2. Be ready to abandon the ‘clande’ in case you feel you are about to get busted:Here’s an important rule that guys forget. No matter how much time you’ve spent enjoying the warmth of your clande’s breasts, if your instincts tell you that you’re about to get pinched, abandon everything. Spending years rotting away because of an ugly divorce doesn’t justify the risk. When something gets out of control, when your stomach is sending you messages, cut the anchor loose and walk away.In this thing of ours, you develop a sixth sense when a deal is about to go bad. Don’t ignore it.

3. Don’t trust your main woman with your technological devices. Tech devices are the reason 90% of guys get caught cheating. Don’t lie to yourself that your woman isn’t the insecure type. She will always check your phone or comp when you leave it unattended. The female species plays dumb with gadgets and computers on purpose so that we leave our things lying around.

Either delete the text messages manually before you see your main woman or lock your screen. Fail to do either and you will get busted eventually. That’s guaranteed. Chics are savvy with cell phones and only need sixty seconds to sift through your messages or call history. You’ll never know she did until she starts unleashing her wrath on you

4. Be mindful of when you blow your load. If your main girl expects a gallon of cʊm on her face when you have lungula, and then this one time have a trickle because you just got done shagging another girl, warning signs are going to go off in her head. Therefore regulate your horniness and sperm quantity. If you know it takes two days to recharge after a lengthy séx episode, then allow that much time before shagging a mistréss and then your girl.

5. Choose your partner wisely. Typically YOU want to be in control of the arrangement and be upfront with the girl you are cheating on your woman with. Make it crystal clear to the person you are having an affair with, what the rules are. You should run the risk of playing the star role in your own soap opera. Choose someone whose relationship expectations are in line with yours. Avoid chicks who may not be emotionally stable or show signs of neediness.

Finding a woman that is in a similar situation as you is the ideal way to go. If you are married than it would be a great idea to slip off with a married lover for some fun. There is less complications involved if both parties have the same amount at stake. A married person that has an affair with someone who does not have the same ties is a recipe for disaster. Your lover if they are unattached has hours and hours to sit around and think about what you are doing, this may lead to some irrational behavior or it simply may lead your lover looking for more out of the discreet relationship than you are willing to give. Certainly it is preferential if your lover does not go gushing to her friends about the great time she had yesterday with you. Not really great in the discretion category. It is best if you cheat to get involved with someone that clearly understands how important discretion is to you because it is just as important to them.

6. Try to bang your side chicks away from your house. You don’t want her to leave something behind like a bobby pin, unique perfume scent, or hair. Also realize that a girl can tell the difference between a strand of her hair that is hers and one that is only 5% different. If you have to bang a side chick in your place then commit yourself to a CSI-like clean sweep afterwards. Do not get lazy at this step. View your room from many different angles, get on your knees, and go sniffing around everywhere. Flush used CDs down the toilet and put the wrappers deep in the kitchen trash can.

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7. Construct and rehearse your alibi. Anticipate what questions your girl is going to ask and have intelligent, simple, quick answers to them. Have imaginary friends that you will say you were hanging out with too. If you create a friend called “Marto’ in your head, give him a fantasy job and a place of residence. Make sure you never change the story. It’s obvious that your girl will suspect you at one point or the other, thus you need to have convincing explanations to make her calm down,

Guys who get away with cheating have one thing in common: they’re visionaries, in that they see all the possible repercussions of their actions. You have no idea how important this is. The ability to predict the outcomes of different developments will help you deal with unexpected fuckups and come up with excuses, alibis, or evidence ahead of time.

8. Don’t let guilt change your routine. After a successful creep you’ll probably feel guilty for cheating on such a nice girl. You’ll then feel compelled to make a surprise phone call, be more affectionate or loving, or even buy her something small like a chocolate or rose.

Most dudes can’t hide it when they’ve cheated. They wear their guilt on their faces like a big zit. I said before to be paranoid, but don’t look it. Don’t give away your transgressions viayour body language, it’s a rookie’s mistake that will make your woman smell the proverbial rat

Resist this urge and proceed with your normal routine because girls can sense when you’re doing something out of the ordinary. She’ll know that you are trying to relieve your guilt, and while she may not automatically assume it’s from cheating, she’ll know you did something wrong.

Conclusion

Besides concrete evidence like a text message or getting caught in the act, your girl will never have 100% solid proof against you. By being an accomplished liar, avoiding sloppy moves, and covering holes that develop, it becomes very close to impossible for her to catch you. All this so you can have your cake and eat it too. I think it’s a good way for a man to live, but if you get caught don’t blame me.

Meet The Pretty Kamba Nurse Who Was Played In Will Smith’s 2015 Movie ‘Concussion’

A Kenyan who served as a nurse at Aga Khan Hospital Nairobi became a global sensation after Hollywood released ‘Concussions’.

Concussion is a movie based on the life of Nigerian doctor Bennet Omalu who discovered a chronic traumatic condition associated with NFL football players.

Dr. Omalu was played by Will Smith while his Kenyan wife Prema Mutiso was portrayed by Gugu Mbatha-Raw.

Prema Mutiso worked at Aga Khan Hospital Nairobi before moving to America for further studies where she met her Nigerian husband.

Prema became a global sensation after ‘Concussion’ became a blockbuster though it was denied nominations on 2016 Oscars.

The Kenyan is now a permanent resident in America living in California State with her Nigerian husband and kids.

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Bangi Ama Urasta? Shock And Awe At JKIA As Visiting Jamaican Reggae Sensation Performs Weird Ritual Upon Touching Down In Kenya (Photos)

‘No Guns to Town’ singer is in town but not without drama, the Jamaican caused a stir at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport (JKIA) with a strange reggae ritual.

Ghetto Radio has flown in Jamaican singer Natty King for a concert dubbed Tambua Eastlando Reggea Concert this coming Saturday.

Natty stunned Kenyans at JKIA when he touched down. The Jamaican removed his shoes and sat down on a chair before reggae enthusiasts who had come to meet him started washing his feet.

Thought his feet were stinking after the long tiring journey to Kenya that’s why he had to wash them? The washing of the feet is a sign of humility according to Rastafarians.

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End Month Imefika: Maina Kageni Pops Champagne with His Colleagues As He Unleashes His Brand New BMW X6 (Photos)

Kenya’s number on Breakfast show host Maina Kageni who likes to spend his money on cars, has today unleashed yet another expensive car.

 Dressed in mostly white, the willowy morning show host popped champagne with his friends as he unveiled the white BMW X6. He also gave us a look into the car which boasts of top-quality interior with extra-comfy white leather seats.

A perfect addition to his armada of cars that includes a white Jaguar ,a blue Chevrolet and another Chevrolet, a maroon one, that he got from the American automobile company when he was unveiled as their brand ambassador.

 Check out the photos of the ride:

 

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6 Months before His Death, Prince Was Diagnosed With AIDS and This Is the Unexpected Reason Why He Refused To Take the Life-Saving Medication

TMZ reported earlier that Prince had overdosed on the highly addictive drug, Percocet a few days before his death last week and his plane was forced to make an emergency landing at the airport where he was given a ‘save shot’ to save his life.

Percocet also known as ‘Hillbilly Heroine’ is a prescription pain reliever that can cause ecstasy and heightened pleasure when taken in large doses.

He had been given this prescription to cater for his hip pain after undergoing surgery six years ago. Following this disclosure, Daily Mail also revealed that Prince had been diagnosed with HIV/AIDS 6 months before his death but had refused to take ARV’s believing that God would heal him.

 

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National Enquirer reported that Prince weigh a mere 36 Kgs before his death and ‘Doctors told Prince his blood count was unusually low and that his body temperature had dropped dangerously below the normal 98.6 degrees to 94 degrees.

‘He was totally iron-deficient, very weak and often disoriented. He rarely ate and when he did, it all came right back up. His face was yellowish, the skin on his neck was hanging off and the tips of fingers were a brownish-yellow.’ A source revealed.

This leak comes just a few days after his body was secretly cremated and a private memorial held in his honor at his Paisley Park estate.

BEYONCE’S LEMONADE: How To Cheat On Your Wife Successfully. And NEVER Get Caught. (Ten Simple Steps)

Two things shook the music world last weekend ; the death of His Royal Purpleness,Prince Rogers Nelson (iconic singer) and the surprise release of Beyoncé’s Lemonade album accompanied by a one-hour special visual release broadcast on HBO.

Rest in Peace,Purple One.

But while the death of Prince startled millions of fans,what shook the music world even more was the shocking revelations that Jay Z,Beyoncé’s hubby,had been cheating on the world-famous superstar.

This,however,was not entirely news for in 2014,gossip haunt TMZ had released a video of Beyoncé’s younger sister Solange Knowles clawing and clobbering her famous Bro-in-law in an elevator at the Standard Hotel. Beyonce,in the CCTV clip,just stood there and did absolutely nothing to stop her sister from beating the hell out of her husband.

It was later revealed that the bust-up was as a result of Jay Z’s flirting with Fashion Designer Rachel Roy at an event that he and his wife had attended earlier.

Other sites suggested that the Solange/Jay Z altercation was because Jay had planned to attend a Rihanna after party and we all know about those rumors back in the day that suggested that Jay was sleeping with Rihanna.

We never quite got around to knowing the real truth behind the elevator fight but one thing was for sure ; there was trouble in Paradise.

That trouble would be confirmed last weekend by none other than the protagonist herself Beyonce in a series of bitter,autobiographical,sad songs about infidelity, Black Culture,feminism,personal strength and love.

But one lyric,among many lyrics revolving around Jay’s supposed philandering,stood out – in the song ‘Sorry’, Beyoncé bitterly croons, ‘‘ He only want me when I’m not there / He better call Becky with the good hair”

The ‘Becky with the good hair’ line has particularly lit up the Internet and there’s no shortage of speculation over who that could be.

Rita Ora? Rachel Roy? Rihanna? Mya?

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Jay Z and his rumored string of girlfriends,from left Rita Ora,Rachael Roy and Rihanna.

But there are other lines that heavily suggest that Jay Z has been seeing other women behind Beyoncé’s back.

Like this line for instance, It’s such a shame, you let this good love go to waste from the song ‘Hold Up’

Or this line, Looking at my watch, he shoulda been home / Today I regret the night I put that ring on / He always got them fucking excuses…. Also from ‘Sorry’.

But man! Jay Z! How can a man worth half a billion dollars be so daft at cheating on his wife?

How can such a globally-renowned rapper,entrepreneur,record executive,talent manager,recording artist,master lyricist and hip hop icon be so pathetic at cheating?

If I were Jay,I’d never get caught. Because I am Jay.

But because we are NOT Jay Z,and we wish to cheat on our wives,Here are 9 surefire ways things that you can do to cheat successfully. And NEVER GET CAUGHT.

1. Your Phone Is Your Phone 
Yes,that’s right. Wifey should never be caught dead holding your phone – leave alone browsing through it. She has hers. You have yours. Let everyone concentrate on what they have. She should never be around your phone ever. It’s YOUR phone – meaning,only YOU should have access to it. You. And nobody else but YOU. Let her know that from day one. And please be serious about it. It works.

2. Pattern Pattern Pattern (Phone Lock) 
Your phone needs to be very familiar (and friendly) with phone lock Apps on Mobile. You cannot walk around this city with an easily accessible phone no more. Find the toughest pattern and use it. Let her take two hours circling around that phone before she can ever unlock it. And if you’re not a fan of patterns (you can easily forget your OWN pattern yourself lol) you can try using a PIN number to unlock your phone. The pin shouldn’t be simple. Neither should it consist of just four numbers. Make it as tough as the US secret Service code. Make that PIN number longer than the Ethiopian drought.

3. It Wasn’t Me. 
Jamaican star Shaggy popularized that song. It’s about time you did the smash hit some justice. And applied it in your day to day life. Never admit liability. Never. Always say, ” It wasn’t me ”. Doesn’t matter how much evidence she has collected. Doesn’t matter what she says. And even if she dragged your side butch and has locked her up in your granary, still,you should say ” It wasn’t me ”. That line has worked for millions of men before. Why not you? Deny deny deny. She’ll give up.

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4. Avoid Text Messages 
Texting your side bitch is never good news. Never. These texts always end up plunging you into trouble. The side bitch herself could be a real bitch who actually saves the texts and forwards them to her bitchy girls. Or screenshots them. Texts are shit. Avoid them. All you can. And if you have to text her,make them very simple,straight to the point and emotionless. Don’t send the bitch emoji icons. Or tell her you love her via text. It never ends well. But we still advocate for NOT texting her at all at all. You’ll be safe.

5. Don’t Keep The Girl For Too Long 
Never keep a side girl for too long. Two months should be enough for you to use her and dump her. The quicker the better. The more you retain a side hoe, the more she starts getting attached to you,starts falling in love with you and starts thinking you have a future together. Use them and dump them fastest possible. Don’t give them time to feel too comfortable. Or to get too close. Otherwise,you’ll be busted. She’s like a tampon- comfortable and handy when fresh but dirty and smelly when used. Let her go. And then get another tampon.

6. Avoid Sleeping Out 
No matter what you do,sleeping out is never a good sign of a faithful hubby. Even if you’re cheating on Wifey with the whole Tom Mboya Street,at least come home. It gives them a feeling of a committed hubby. Sleeping Out is always bad news. Always. There’s no excuse you can give after sleeping out that seems to work. She’s already made up her mind, ” You were with that whore”. So, just come home. However late it might be. But coming home as late as 3am in the morning doesn’t help matters either. That’s equivalent to sleeping out anyway. I’m not saying you show up at 6pm. I’m just saying, show up at a reasonable hour. Always.

7. Weekdays For Side B**ch, Weekends For Wifey 
Never forget that. Wanna see your little skinny hoes? Schedule them over the weekday. They’ll understand. They SHOULD understand. Weekends are not for them skinny girls. Weekends are for Mama Watoto. End of story. Doesn’t matter how many side hoes you have. You could be sleeping with the whole of Luthuli Avenue. But even that Avenue has to find time for you over the WEEK DAY. If she’s too busy on a weekday, she’s too busy for you anyway. Leave the tramp.

8. Always Have An Alibi
An alibi is someone who helps you lie by collaborating with you in your grand scheme of lies. You should always have someone, mostly a man, who can, any given time, agree with you on whatever version of lie you are serving your wife. That man should always stick by you and swear by your word. If you tell Wifey, ” I was at State House for a meeting with The President… And that’s why I got late… ” Your alibi should agree with that and say that he actually was with you. He should also add that he was, in fact, the one who organized the meeting and rebuke you for attempting to take a photo with the President. Perfect.

9. Give Wifey Her Conjugal Rights 
Yes, denying her her sexual needs is the first sign of a cheating bastard. Satisfy Mama Watoto. Always. Sleep with her every night. Turn her on. Tell her she’s sexy. Treat her nice. Go down on her. Try different styles with her. Tickle her. Lick her where she least expects. Make her cum. Pound her like a sack of grains. Make her sweat and heave. Give it to her three to four times a week. And she’ll NEVER suspect you’re cheating. Deny her the meat and you’ve already sold your cheeky self. In short,confuse her with the D. Women love to be confused.

10. No Photos 
QUIT taking pictures with your little skinny hoes. Quit taking selfies with them. Or after-sex pics. That’s a huge no-no. The only picture of you and her should only exist in your minds. Not in real life. Your face should never be in her phone gallery. Or your little, hung manhood. That’s forbidden. Don’t exchange nude pics either. And don’t ask her for any. Photography is a capital offense for any serious cheater. Photos always end up where they were never intended to end up. Mess around at your own risk.

Go ye,and cheat in peace.

Papa Wemba and Prince are Gone and This is How We can Fill Their Shoes

The day was 24th April, a chilly Sunday afternoon and the announcement which brought the world to a standstill was made. Papa Wemba the king of Lingala was gone and gone forever!

This was moments before we could even finish mourning the death of yet another musical legend, Prince.

Now that’s a big loss to the musical fraternity as a whole considering these artists had been a great inspiration to the current generation of artists who are trying to create a path of their own. Now they have no option but to do it on their own and I can only imagine how hard that will be.

I’m not sure how they’ll manage but if there is one thing I’m sure about is the fact that life will move on, it has to. These great shoes have to be filled and this has to be done by you and me.

But do we have enough talent? I guess the only way to find out is by taking your phone, I’m hoping you have an Airtel line and calling this number0900733733.

Now this is where you sing your heart out hoping and praying you are good enough because this is truly a one of kind platform to turn you into a megastar.

I’m talking about an exclusive chance to record and work with music sensation Keri Hilson and chance to walk away with 1.5 million shillings in cash. That I’m telling you is the true definition of Christmas coming early.

And it doesn’t end at first place, because the second winner takes home an iphone 6 and Ksh 100,000. And the 3rd winner too who takes home a Samsung edge 6+ and Ksh 50,000.

‘Nairobi Diaries’ Star Rida Yvonne Rants Feverishly After People Trolled Her For Having A Fake ‘Bririiish’ Accent

Every Monday at 10, reality TV stans and trolls tune in for a fresh does of the ratchet on Kenya’s number one reality show ‘Nairobi Diaries’.

Judging from Twitter, Pendo and Marjolein Blokland seem to have become a fan favorite, with Ella gaining a reasonable following. Those struggling seem to be Molly, Michelle and Yvonne, despite the fact that they are reality TV material.

From what KOT are saying, Yvonne is cool, her accent isn’t. Because she apparently keeps dropping it in between takes and seems to be really struggling with it.

Yvonne has gone on to address those people who think her accent is fake, Tweeting “I can’t change the way my English comes out just f***ing accept it and move on.”

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“You Have Nominated Me For 8 Years Running But I Have NEVER Won.” Gospel Singer Rants Politely As She Turns Down 2016 Groove Nominations

Gospel songbird has given Groove Nominations a wide berth a day after Groove decided to snub Willy Paul and Bahati!

2016 Groove Nominations has been gripped by controversies a likely indication the award gala itself will witness more drama.

Yesterday Kenyans were shocked to learn that Groove awards decided to punished Willy Paul and Bahati for their involvement in numerous scandals and childish beefs.

Also Read: Here Is How Willy Paul And Bahati Have Been Punished For Their Beef

Well, Groove snubbed Willy and Bahati and now Kalenjin gospel singer Lilian Rotich has also decided to give the nominations a cold shoulder.

Lilian says she doesn’t see the value for the nomination yet she has been nominated for 8 years running in the same category and she has never won.

She asked her fans to vote for other artists nominated with her in Rift Valley category instead of wasting their votes on her in her Facebook post.

“While in my short holiday in Mombasa, it has been brought to my knowledge that I was nominated last night at the groove awards as the Rift Valley counties artist of the year.

For the past 8 years running, I have been nominated in this category and even though I have NEVER won, I acknowledge that it has projected my ministry to the national and international platform.

However, I believe that there is so much talent in this region and specifically the Kalenjin community. I have participated in mentoring over 123 artists from the region and these talents are equally good with hunger to grow and bless souls.

I therefore take this opportunity to turn down the Groove 2016 Awards nomination & encourage everyone who has been supportive of my ministry to support and vote for other artists of their choice in the same category.

I also advise Groove Awards to spread their wings and reach out to these talented and emerging artists by nominating them in the future as there is no need of filling up a category slot that another dedicated, hardworking and talented artist would have won.

Otherwise, nawapenda Sana, I appreciate your Love and Support and keep praying for our Gospel fraternity. Standby for a new song that I will be releasing soon…(FishersofMen). Baraka Tele.”[sic]