It is unfortunate that our celebrities in the music industry, especially the hip hop section, have completely snubbed our beautiful chocolate African ladies for caucasian women, commonly refered within our confines as wazungus.
The Wazungu women seem to be appealing to our rappers more than how my sister and your sister could do to Octopizzo, Abass Kubaff or Khaligraph Jones. Or even Rabbit. How that is heart-breaking we are yet to comprehend and come to terms with it.
But before we cut those pieces of wood and dry them up, bring nails from the nearest hardware and purchase a brand new claw hammer (for straightening the nails in case they bend during hammering), all to construct a cross and crucify our rappers on it, let us give it a second thought.
The biggest question is why would the Kenyan hip hop masters travel all the way to Europe and countries with white women, all in the name of looking white love, when Africa and precisely Kenya is so congested with beautiful ladies with beautiful and admirable assets; face, anteriors and posteriors, with nice characteristics and above all, loving hearts?
This is a hard question to ask a Kenyan chocolate-brown beautiful lady who probably feels the effects of being snubbed for a mzungu, but it is something we can’t simply run away from.
Did you know that almost all Kenyan hip hop singers in one way or the other have had or have some relationships with wazungu women? This could come as a juggernaut but let’s face it. Be it in marriage, as lovers or in the music industry, our rappers have closely been in contact with wazungu women, creating so much space for speculation over what is exactly going on.
Ghafla Kenya is at hand to profile for you these developments that no one has ever thought of giving a second thought. And this is how we start:
OCTOPIZZO
Famously known as Octopizzo namba nane(8), the Kibra-born rapper is a darling to a mzungu wife with whom they have one kid, Zara. But do you know how Octopizzo landed on his mzungu wife? Word is that Octopizzo saw this beautiful woman on an advertisement in a magazine and was like, aaaaaaiiiiii, this is beauty!
As an African man, Octopizzo started looking for his crush. He got in touch and as word is that an African man has never failed in pursuing a beautiful lady, Octopizzo chanted his lyrics well. The mzungu lady could not say no to the prospect of coming to this beautiful land as a hip hop singer’s wife.
What followed next and up to date is history.
ABASS KUBAFF
Abass Kubaff is another Kenyan celebrity and hip hop singer who is currently in control of a beautiful mzungu wife, Natasha.
Natasha is of Malaysian-Danish origin and word is that Abass Kubaff met this beautiful mzungu lady as she lived with her parents at the Coastal town of Mombasa.
Abass did what he knows best and his lover moved in, effectively assuming the duties of a wife.
Oh! By the way Abass dated a Caucassian lady whom they pushed for a while before breaking up and subsequently landing on his current wife.
RABBIT
He is not married to a mzungu, nah! Don’t confuse this. Infact Rabbit is ‘married’ to Sage Chemutai, another singing sensation who made headlines with her Dumbala song.
I am putting married in quotes because it is something I am not pretty sure about. It was rumoured that the two had a break-up but nobody has ever proved this. However, word is Rabbit is dating another girl. That is for another day.
Back to the wazungu ladies, Rabbit once confessed that he dated a mzungu lady whom he dearly loved. This could be because Rabbit was schooled in London, UK but it had something to do with his singing career.
He developed his rapping mojo while studying in England and coming back to Kenya, he grew his talent in the hip hop industry. How he ended up not marrying a mzungu, Rabbit himself knows better.
KHALIGRAPH JONES
You know Embesha? You love the lyrics? What about the singer? Of course yes. Now that’s our own Khaligraph Jones.
Octopizzo’s closest rival in the hip hop industry in Kenya, Khaligraph Jones has featured a mzungu lady in his video Embesha. The lady adds so much beauty in both the lyrics and the graphics.
Why did he go for a mzungu lady for the video? Khaligraph knows that better. Surprisingly, Khaligraph was spotted taking photos with the mzungu lady in compromising positions. That is enough for speculation.
Bamboo
Oh Oh Oh! And when I almost closed the chapter I remember rapper Bamboo. He started the K-South group with Dobeez Abass Kubass.
he had a short stint Vanessa, a mzungu lady but ended up their affair a while later.
That was Bamboo.
The number of Kenyan rappers going for wazungus is endless but all said and done, we are left to wonder why our rappers have snubbed our ladies for wazungus.
We know hip hop is an American style of music that most American artists so crave. It has build many.
The list is endless. From the late great Tupac Shakur to Lil Wayne to Jay Z to 2 Chainz who has snubbed Kenya to the endless list, hip hop singers are recognised worldwide.
Our own are not disappointing either. But to reach the levels of their American counterparts, they have to move closer to them.
To our ladies, you are not disappointing, no. In fact you are the most adorable creatures God ever created. But our hip hop masters need to be closer to the best to be the best. That is only possible through marrying these wazungu chics.
Getting a deal with Jay Z, for example, is as difficult as seeing a fish’s tears in the ocean. Wazungu ladies are the possible remedy for this.
So kindly, excuse our Octopizzo. Excuse our Abass. Excuse our Rabbit. Excuse our Khaligraph Jones. Our Kristoff too needs your excuse. They need white ladies purposely for their careers, and subsequently for their hearts.
