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Powerful Genes: Rutos Son Is A Carbon Copy Of His Father! (photo)

The sage who came up with the saying that the apple did not fall far from the tree was right and probably had the deputy president and his son in mind. 

 The two look like twins separated only by the realm of time. In a recent photo taken of the Deputy president’s son addressing a gathering in his rural home where he was introduced to the masses by his father, we can clearly tell who had the upper hand in matters, Genes. 

Whether the son is being groomed to join politics by his veteran father is a matter that only time will tell but from his posture, poise and looks, the son might very soon be joining the political world. 

Check out the photo below. 

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8 Million Bounty Issued For The Heads Of Most Wanted Teen Criminals

The police have intensified search for militants who wanted to slaughter Christian passengers in a Mandera bus. As such, they have offered handsome reward to the public.

Last December on 20th, a group of Al Shabaab militants attacked a bus heading to Mandera. The militants wanted to split the passenger separating Muslims from Christians in order to slaughter the latter.

Muslims shielded Christians and as a result another bloodbath was avoided. The attack saw a few people get hurt.

Police are now appealing to the public to help them arrest the attackers whom they identified to be of Kenyan nationality.

The police say the attackers were four; Mohamed Osman Aliow alias Issack Okolla from Elwak, Abdullahi Dimbil Ahmed, Mohamed Ahmed Farah and Abukar Mohamed Yunis, from Wajir.

The police have since offered a bounty of Kes 8 million to anyone who will offer information that will lead to the arrest of the four.

Each attacker is worth Kes 2 million? Do you know where they are hiding? You can be the next millionaire!

After Fooling with Huddah, King Of Ratchets, Mustapha Falls In Love With A Gorgeous Gospel Artist.

Dodoma Singida singer seems to have found love, finally. 

 Mustapha has been the news for a while now, from his short stint with the now socialite Huddah Monroe to one of the most controversial songs of the decade,  dodoma Singida. 

The artist who has a new single out “Panga Pangua” has finally revealed the face of the gorgeous woman that made him fall in love the last year. The grapevine has it that the lass is an upcoming gospel artist. 

Mustapha has taken to social media to flaunt his new catch, calling her all manners of sweet nothings that speak of adoration and love. See photos of the lass below. 

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7th January 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

Los Angeles District Attorney’s office says renowned American comedian, Bill Cosby, will not face criminal charges over alleged sexual assault incidents from 2008 and 1965. This was after all potential charges were evaluated and found that there was insufficient evidence to prove the crimes Cosby was said to have committed. Dozens of women had allege that Cosby drugged and assaulted them. Cosby’s alleged sexual assaults aside, below are the hottest stories we have for you:

#124-Year-Old Arab Man Gives Umoja Lady The Pain Of The Century. What He Did Even Satan Wouldn’t Rejoice (Photos)

#2We Have Undressed All Of The 9 Girls Of Nairobi Diaries…And This Is How They Look Naked. Especially Number 4. (Photos)

#3Sad: Bahati Experiences The MOST Painful Moment Ever Since He Came To Music Ministry (Photos)

#4Mwanaume Wa Wenyewe Ni Sumu! Crazy Pregnant Woman Hacks Her Baby Daddy’s Social Media Accounts and Exposes 7 Ladies He’s Cheating On Her With…Number 1 Is Butt Ugly (Photos)

#5Gay My Foot! Check Out 10 Hot Photos Of Sauti Sol Bien’s Salacious Girlfriend!

#6Nyambane Enjoys Some Romantic Time with His First Wife after His Unexpected Split from Linda Muthama (Photo)

#7WOIYEEE!!!! 5 Super Hot Female Artistes That No One Cares About Anymore

#8Ghafla Exclusive: After Leaving Citizen TV, Anne Kansiime Lands In another Kenyan Media House

#9Kilifi Governor Exposed: See How He Splashes Thousands and Thousands of County Money on This Super-Hot Young, Illiterate, College Girl (Photos)

#10Nighttime President? Uhuru Kenyatta Strolls The Streets Of Mombasa At Night Catching Residents Unawares Doing Their Nocturnal Activities (Photos)

 

Mwalimu Rachel Parades Her Thighs At The Coast As Her man Grabs A Slice Of Her Butt (Photos)

The holidays provided an opportunity for many people to relax and get away from a busy schedules.

Many took to the villages as others like Mwalimu Rachel took to the beaches. She had some merry time down there and also got to be quite generous with her assets sporring shorts and bikinis and even sparing some romantic moments with her better half.

Here are some saucy photos of the radio and TV show host during her merry making.

 

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As Sauti Sol Gets Bashed for Their Eccentric Fashion Sense Will Smith’s Son Is spotted in a Skirt

Truth be told, when it comes to experimenting with fashion, the boys of Sauti Sol are like the Lady Gaga of Kenya as just like their Hollywood fashion counterpart, they like wearing clothes that are quite eccentric .

From flowered booty shots, to t-shirts with a plunging V-Neck, to odd mesh-crop tops and skirts, these boys constantly raise and set the fashion bar and at the same time challenge the status quo. Unfortunately when you step out of the box or wear clothes that seem to laugh at established gender stereotypes in terms of what clothes are male or female, you get bashed. Such as Sauti sol did after being caught out wearing these outfits.

 

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But as Kenyans bash them, another young superstar is wearing what is traditionally considered women’s wear, a skirt. His name is Jayden Smith and he was spotted in a leather jacket accompanied by a mesh top and pleated skirt. This was for the Louis Vuitton spring/summer 2016 campaign .

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Photograph: Bruce Weber/Luis Vuitton

Popular Female Celebrity Causes Public Outcry For Exposing 97% Of Her Fine Body In Super See-Through Dress (Photos)

The bra, the thong and the see-through dress she rocked was what comprised the 3% of her body that was covered, 97% was exposed to anyone who bothered to stare.

She’s ok parading her body in public but concerned fans can’t digest public nudity. Ugandan dancehall singer, Maria Gladys Namuleme aka Margla Da Raggamuffin Gyal is wagging on people’s tongues all because she dressed like a high-end hooker on Koinange Street.

The lady is exceptionally proud of her body that she decided to show it off in a black see-through dress, clearly displaying her bra and thong.

Ugandans have been grumbling about Gladys’ titillating costume. Obviously the nation’s Team Mafisi were rejoicing.

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Here Is The Luhya Lady Who Just Bagged 22 Million In One Week! (Photo)

It may be hard on your side in this month but that does not mean fate is not smiling on the rest of the populace.

There are those who were born on the bright side of life such that they can just guess their way to millions. Really, just guess your way through it.

A woman from Western Kenya, who is an avid Arsenal fan just got her 2016 year of to a great start after bagging this weeks 22 million Sport Pesa jackpot.

Elimah Khanaitsa who lives in Kakamega managed to predict over 13 games correctly thus landing the prize just a short while after being introduced to the game by her company’s driver. She plans to take time to think about how she will spend her windfall.

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NTV Presenter Survives Grisly Road Accident (Photos)

Lolani Kalu is a veteran of the Kenyan media scene and his comprehensive mastery of the Kiswahili language has earned him a top spot among his peers.

Unfortunately this revered TV host was involved in a road accident on his way to Garissa to cover the opening of Garissa University College. The accident occurred near Mwingi when a bus rammed into a saloon car and lorry leaving scores injured. Lolani was in the company of Yassin Juma among others.

Yassin shared grisly photos of the accident captioning them:

“Alhamdulillah I together with Journalist Lolani Kalu and Northern Advocacy Org. Alibash Mohamed and Mohamed Dakane survived this terrible accident on our way to Garissa for the reopening of the Garissa University which was closed after the mass killing of students by Alshabab

 

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Additional reporting:Nairobi News

24-Year-Old Arab Man Gives Umoja Lady The Pain Of The Century. What He Did Even Satan Wouldn’t Rejoice (Photos)

29-year-old Mercy Ndula is experiencing unimagined agony thanks to the action of a coldhearted Arab man.

Luqmaan Omar aka ‘Pesa Chafu’ has made Mercy Ndula regret what took her to Malindi Dishes, a restaurant located along Luthuli Avenue in Nairobi.

The lady who resides in Umoja Estate, lost her 3-week-old baby and she says Mr. Omar is the man who disappeared with her child.

According to Mercy, she used to frequent Malindi Dishes while she was pregnant after she developed serious craving for Swahili food.

It was during her regular visits to the restaurant that she got to know Luqmaan Omar. Mercy gave Omar her contacts for the latter to be preparing her delicacy in time so that she could just come and pick when it was ready.

Mercy ultimately stopped going to town and subsequently to Malindi Dishes during her final phase of pregnancy.

Omar called her to inquire about her whereabouts. He decided to visit her at her house in Umoja after she had delivered.

It was during Omar’s visit that Mercy lost her baby. She says left the baby with Omar and his cousin who were outside as she went to fetch water at the request of Omar’s cousin.

She returned only to find Omar, his cousin and her baby gone. She tried reaching the Arab man on his phone and it went unanswered.

The incident happened on 31st December 2015. Mercy and her hubby reported the matter to Buruburu Police Station but they couldn’t be assisted to trace Omar.

The suspect is said to have escaped to Arusha in Tanzania. Omar’s elder brother, who is the owner of Malindi Dishes, has refused to cooperate with the Mercy to help her get her baby back.

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Love Birds: Hot Kenyan Songstress Caught On Camera Canoodling With An Unknown Arabian Lad!

Popular songstress who has the voice of a hundred nightingales has finally found her lover in the neighboring Swahili speaking Tanzania. 

 Mercy Queen popularly known as Sheikah was caught on camera canoodling with an unknown Arabian lad in Tanzania the past festive season. The results of the canoodles were a music video that is set to be the next big musical hit in Kenya. 

The gorgeous lass who resides in Qatar was yesterday launching her music video on Mseto East Africa where she drove revelers into a frenzy with her sassy, suggestive dance moves. 

She has featured Tanzanian  movie star Cheki Budi. 

See also: Meet The Hot, Rich Mamie That Made Top Kenyan Actor , O.J , Become A Video Vixen!

 The audio was done by Teddy B while the video was directed by Panorama Pictures. 

Watch the video below: 

check out her photos below. 

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‘Lingala Ya Yesu’ Superstar Welcomes First Born

At the beginning of last year, Pitson was riding high on the release of ‘Lingala Ya Yesu’ .

This year he began the year with yet another source of joy, his lovely daughter. The girl is named Havila Geither, his firstborn with wife Karol Mwai. The name specially picked by Pitson means “a place of gold”!(Genesis 2:10-11)

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Avila was born on the 28th of Dec, 2015 at 2:54am and weighed 3.2kgs. Pitson announced the exciting news with “Baby we love you and joyfully welcome you, Thank you Jesus! Thank you for your prayers “

Octopizzo Shows Off Wads Of Cash And New Sleeve Tattoos

To many he is a rapper, to others he is a fashionista, whole others take him as an inspiration due to his grass-grace tale.

Now, Octopizzo has added a new title to is name, the celebrity who got the largest number of tattoos within a very short time

Octopizzo recently went shirtless, showing off is body which is literally dripping in tattoo ink, with a heavy amount of wing tats on his arms.Check him out

 

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Amazing Photos Of Smashing Hot Real Housewives Of Atlanta Actress in Kenya(Photos)

Top actress and model, singer and former Hawks cheerleader Shamea Morton has got something with everything labelled Kenya.

The Real Housewives of Atlanta actress with an estimated net worth of $2 million is well known for among other things her beef with fellow actress and former Miss USA Kenya Moore.

However, she has an even sweeter connection to the country as it is the home country of her boyfriend one lucky Gerald who a successful entrepreneur.

Over the Christmas holiday, she visited the country to sight see and according to American entertainment site Bravo TV, to see her boyfriend’s village and meet the family before he pops the question.

He is quite a lucky man this Gerald. Here are the photos of the sexy actress during her visit. She had time to visit the family in Nyeri and tour popular spots in the country. She also had a jab for Kenya Moore posting ‘  

We’ve arrived in #Kenyaand they welcomed me with open arms! They gave me flowers at the airport then threw a HUGE party with lots of food and family. Everyone went around the room giving me their blessings and welcoming me to Kenya & the family. I’m so blessed! This is the only Kenya that I’m worried about. God is good! #family#Africa#blessed#funtimes#Nairobi#KARIBUKENYA

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WOIYEEE!!!! 5 Super Hot Female Artistes That No One Cares About Anymore

It’s always sad seeing someone who was once a national treasure falling from grace. . But it’s an eventuality for most musicians. There are many names to pick from when talking about who is no longer famous. But if we are to narrow down to hot, female and no longer famous then here are our culprits.

Habida

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Oooh…Habida. Every jam she has ever released is in my computer, I loved her music so much. I just don’t know what happened. She had the talent and the vocals. All that has been stripped off her and what’s left is a scandal machine. Oooh…mara she was seen smoking a thousand cigarettes. Oooh mara she was caught with another lady’s husband. It sucks. .

Marya

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I know a guy who used to wank to Marya’s pictures. Damn….This gorgeous mamii was thirst inducing. . She still is, only a bit thick in size nowadays. While her beauty isn’t debatable, the verdict on her career has been reached. Marya is no longer a big name. She doesn’t even sing anymore. SO we have also stopped caring, In the words of Mourinho, “I have nothing more to say.”

Amani

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She was one of the first Kenyan female musicians we ever loved. When she first appeared on the scene in collaboration with Nameless, we knew she was the real deal. And she was. Amani held her ground for a long time, even going on to win an MTV MAMA award. Now it’s a wrap. Amani’s glory days are behind her and there’s nothing we can do about it.

STL

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Stella Mwangi was the height of cool during her heyday. She was an international rapper with style. Nowadays she’s just collaborating with D-list artistes while rapping in mother tongue. What a shame. I was once a big fan but not anymore. I feel let down.

Esther Wahome

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She was once the gospel darling. Whenvener you felt down. You didn’t despair because you knew ‘kuna dawa’ .She inspired many. Fast forward to today, Esther just releases average songs. Her videos rarely get past the 10K mark on Youtube yet other singers like Size 8 are doing a million plus.

We Have Undressed All Of The 9 Girls Of Nairobi Diaries…And This Is How They Look Naked. Especially Number 4. (Photos)

Their so-called Reality show has taken the nation by storm… Those antics are not even the standard antics you expect from the sleaziest Real Housewives of Atlanta episode. In a bid to stand out and carve a niche for themselves,the girls of Nairobi Diaries have gone all out and won’t leave no stone unturned.

It may be one of the most panned Kenyan shows ever but still,K24 won’t stop showing it. And the girls won’t stop basking in the infamy and unleashing even more outrageous tricks. It’s survival for the fittest… While the fittest is.

It’s blood and action and reality and war and sleaze and drama and obscenity all rolled into one big dirty sack called Nairobi Diaries.

It’s hunting season… And the predators are on the prowl.

But who are these girls? What do they represent? What’s their strengths and weaknesses? Why are they who they are? And why have they caused so huge a ruckus online?

Here,we undressed them and their on-air characters. One by one. Girl by girl….

1.Vera Sidika aka Miss Vee

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She’s the most famous,exciting, sober and gorgeous of all of these tramps. Her fame and gorgeousness is something the Nation agreed upon years ago. She comes off as smart and less dramatic. She’s cool and collected. She seems to understand the rigors of a Reality Show much better than all of the rest. She seems intent on expanding HER brand and fortifying her empire as opposed to just going with the flow and playing by the already horrible script. Her lack of much airtime also is a smart move as she knows that too much exposure may have a two-pronged effect and probably not work in her favor. Her lack of too much presence on the show also gives us the illusion that she’s a busy woman and wasn’t very available for the shoots. She also lives up to the imaginations we have of her. Dresses the part quite well and,in all of her speeches,sounds super smart and witty. Her accent doesn’t seem concocted too. Her earlier dark skim seems eerie too. And quite honestly,she actually looks very ugly. Thank God you bleached,bitch. Looks like she was cut for Reality TV. And has the goods-physical and mental-to prove it.

2. Gertrude Murunga

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Horrible horrible waste of time. For starters,she’s an ugly fat woman with an ugly personality,ugly accent,ugly grammar,ugly clothes,ugly mentality,ugly outlook on life,ugly camera look,ugly temper,ugly laughter,ugly acting skills,ugly lies and an even uglier fashion sense. Nothing about her screams ‘Reality Star’. How she even ended up on the show,pathetic as it is,is a marvel. Nothing about her is attractive. Nothing about her makes you want to watch her. It makes you miss her. Every little episode she’s in is an eyesore. Her voice itself is so tired and screechy you want to insure your precious ears. Her acting skills have the effectiveness of a poisoned squirrel. She dresses like a boutique shop employee in Buru Buru. And the fact that she thinks she’s the shit is so annoying you want to shoot her. Her knack for causing drama,too,is boring and downright predictable. Her drama moments are themselves not even prompted by anything. She seems to relish on stupidity and will curse you and rough you up for the flimsiest of reasons. Nothing about her says ‘Class’. And it’s a surprise she went through USIU and still didn’t shed all that shadiness and dirty personality. One of the show’s WORST cast members. Very unmemorable.

3. Sylvia Njoki 

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The most cultured,classy and calm person in the whole show. Also,one cast member we are all wondering, ‘What is she doing on that show?’. Sylvia is not like 98% of these girls. Unlike them and their trashy loud mouths,she actually has a life. She’s an acclaimed fashion blogger,was a newspaper columnist by the time the first episode was being shot,she’s a mother and a very genuinely beautiful young woman with dreams and a passion and drive. How such a polished woman ended up on the same show with,say,Pendo, still baffles me. But this was shot some 3 years ago. She probably needed the exposure and the cheque. She was probably a little less brilliant and was as hungry for publicity as some of these girls STILL are. But she’s outgrown all of this fanfare. She’s the most level-headed girl in the show. And she managed to even out and balance the situations with her unpretentious attitude and genuine character. Not a bad one to watch. But she can be supremely boring. And that’s not a good Reality TV characteristic.

4. Pendo

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If she wasn’t so full of shit,she’d be the life of the show. Unlike all of the other girls,this one is the single one who absolutely seems to grasp the whole essence of Trash TV. I mean,she’s trash herself. Pendo’s whole act is the embodiment of pruriency. She’s unladylike,often lewd,filthy,uncultured,foolish,loud,classless,offensive and deeply unattractive. She wants to be the show’s Kenya Moore or Nene Leakes… But somehow,she lacks their class,beauty,tact or proficiency. Her approach to issues as the IQ of a disabled donkey. She’s starting fights for absolutely no reason at all. And her fights themselves are the sort of fights unschooled hobos start in the villages in Kilifi. Don’t even get me started on her very pathetic accent. Or the obvious fact that she doesn’t know English. At all at all. Her overall look too makes her look like the ex-wife of a Nigerian conman. Her weaves are an eyesore. Her makeup reminds you of Tristessa,the Mexican prostitute immortalized in Jack Kerouac’s famous novel. Pendo is unnecessarily loud and combative. She’s also obnoxiously fond of gossip and slandering her cast mates. Maybe that’s who she was told to be by the show’s very uncreative directors… But they chose the wrong girl. She is an epic fail from beginning to end. Her fashion sense and awful red weaves mostly leave her looking like she needs a shower. Her shoddy eyeliner too is in a deep need of redemption. And when she talks,or laughs,it’s like a scene from a 1978 Horror film. She’s scary and despicable. But maybe that’s who she actually is. And that’s NOT even an act. Her lies and acting skills too are so appalling,it pains me that someone considered a woman of her mettle entertaining. Pure rubbish.

6. Ella

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She reminds you of sexual diseases. She’s pretty,alright,but the amount of trash oozing out from her totally obliterates any good qualities she initially had. She’s Reality TV material,however. She’s fond of sleaze,trash-talk,pettiness,alarming confessions and little tiffs and that really is what constitutes a Reality Show fronted by a gang of feral women. Trouble is,most of the time,she’s unbelievable. Not much she says comes out as genuine. Her acting skills,however,are commendable… She’s easy on the camera and confident in a sexy way actually. Her makeup artist,assuming it’s Phoina Tosha,is doing an amazing job. If only the same make up artists can extend her services to Pendo and Gertrude. But can they afford her? With those mouths? Ella is fun to watch. And isn’t too intent on throwing shade or starting fights. Good for her. Her ubiquitousness in the show doesn’t help matters,though. She runs the risk of being boring if she’s in every single episode. Just sitting there there and talking about her life that,really,is very basic. Wouldn’t want her in my bed though. You can’t tell where that mouth has been. Or on whose bed those buttocks have lied. But like I said,she’s a fun one to watch.

7. Kiki Kasera

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Intelligent. Smart. Witty. Alert. Accomplished. Educated. Achiever. Brilliant. Grounded. Focused. That’s Kiki Kasera. How she even ended up here,we may never know. Her inclusion on this show is a slap in the face of education and good grades and traditional social success. In most cases,women who end up on a Reality show of this calibre are usually lovers or has-beens looking to salvage their careers,start one or afford a paycheck. Kiki doesn’t look like the rest of them. Or even talk like them. She’s Girl Power personified. I mean,she’s a damn architect. How many architects did you meet on your way to work today? That means that she’s an accomplished young woman who is getting her money and helping with the city’s architectural landscape. Why then is she on this show? Hell,she’s not an entertainer for christsaakes! But she’s also fun to watch as she’s calm and sober most of the time. She doesn’t lose it as easily as all of the other members do. And her thinking is the most rational you’ll ever see on K24. And I am including that of their News Anchors. Kiki is a little fun girl. But she needs to entertain more. Or just quit the show and replace the graphics guy.

8. Marjolen Blokland

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I don’t know whether she’s a regular,or just some girl they collected from Vera’s neighborhood to fill up the cast. I don’t quite get how they even found her or why anyone thought we’d love to watch a Half-Kenyan,Half-Dannish girl on TV. I don’t know what her credentials are. But I probably don’t mind. She’s another emerging life of the show. Despite the fact that she’s too cultured and furnished,she somehow is entertaining. Her life,probably,is. Unlike Pendo who will have to scream about her life and it’s privileges,in Marjolen’s case,you can clearly see her gorgeous life for yourself. She doesn’t even need to yell to you about it. She’s calm,too. And very judicious. Nothing about her screams ‘Ratchet’ and I think she’s a nice antidote to the generous amounts of boorishness the other girls are serving us. Oh, and she’s actually beautiful. In fact,the only genuinely beautiful cast member. Good for the eyes…

9. Molly

 

To be honest,I want to f**k Molly. Only if she’s willing to change that accent. And do something about those eyebrows. Girl out here looking like a Meme. Not a bad girl,though. Why everyone is starting a fight with her,I don’t know. Goes back to the show’s directors and scriptwriters… Boy do they need new plot lines…

Ghafla Exclusive: After Leaving Citizen TV, Anne Kansiime Lands In another Kenyan Media House

She started out as a small time comedian, with her side-splitting clips making rounds on social media. The clips were from her show MiniBuzz on NTV Uganda.

Her show reached its season finale on NTV Uganda, Royal Media Services Managing Director; Wachira Waruru gave her a call that completely changed her life for the better.

Her show ‘Don’t Mess with Kansiime’ became an instant hit with Kenyans and as soon as it was done, she got a slot on Maisha Magic.

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Now, a reliable source as informed us that Anne Kansiime now as a job in yet another Kenyan Media House, Standard Group. Anne is now a columnist for Standard Digital Uganda. Can’t wait to see if she will be as funny on paper as she is in real life

From Fatty Bom Bom To Fitness Trainer! Nazizi To Hit The Screen With Fitness Show Alongside A Tanzanian Rapper

Some two years ago no one would have thought in their wildest imagination that the plus size Nazizi could actually execute ninja-like moves that could knock a brother to the floor. The rapper is going further with her fitness.

Hip hop first lady has been locked in some sort of a boot camp exercising as she keeps fit. Apparently Naz is looking forward to share her moves with Kenyans.

Nazizi and Tanzanian rapper Zola D are set to launch a reality TV Show dubbed ‘Workout TV Show’ which is all about fitness.

In an Interview with Tanzania’s Bongo 5, Zola D revealed they have started recording the show;

“ I was just a bit busy with the preparations for the show that I will be doing with Nazizi from Kenya. We have already recorded one episode and we are still recording, as soon as we are done, it will be aired on Kenyan TV because Kenyans loved how Nazizi was able to reduce a lot of weight after exercising.”

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Nairobi Wire

Here Is The First The Look Of Lupita Nyong’o New 2016 African Movie (Photo)

2015 was quiet a year for Kenyan Hollywood star Lupita Nyongo. From getting a day celebrated in her honor in Harlem to featuring in one of the greatest movie franchises Star Wars and gracing Broadway, she did have quite a roll.

Well, this year seems to even have much in store for her with two films set to come up and quite a number of projects too.

One of her big projects The Queen of Katwe, a biographical drama about Phiona Mutsei a girl who grew from the Ugandan Katwe slums to be a chess champion, is set to open during the autumn season, and the first look has been unveiled.

The photo shows Lupita (playing as Phiona’s mother) embracing co-actress Madina Nalwanga (playing Phiona.) The movie also features another hot Hollywood star, English Actor David Oyelowo OBE, who acts as a missionary teaching the kids. Here is the first image just released yesterday by Disney through Entertainment Weekly.

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Pinky Ghelani Reveals Why She Left Capital F.M

For years, Pinky Ghelani was part of the coveted clique of radio presenters that ruled the airwaves in early 2000’s.Her most notable role was as a Capital F.M presenter.

Apart from being a radio presenter, Pinky has dabbled with acting and played Gina in Changes, the MNET TV show.

Speaking to Ghafla, Pinky revealed why she left the station. “I think I reached my peak in my career; I was getting a bit frustrated and tired of it. I don’t think I was doing justice to my listeners. I had to leave and rediscover or reinvent myself “ she said.

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Kenyan Policemen and Women Show Amazing Lingala Dancing Skills In This Video Shoot. Simply Amazing

The Kenyan police force is not always full of gloomy and stern faces all the time. They sure do know how to get down to a jig and shake their every bone to the tune of good music.

A good example is when one of them who doubles up as an evangelist and a gospel singer did a lingala song and of course got a couple of colleagues to feature in the video shoot.

The result was an awesome track that showed a different comely and fun loving side of the police force. Enjoy the snippet video below;

 

Njaanuary Claims Its First Victims! 2 Men Clobbered To Death Over 170/- Beer

The month after the merry making always has its shares of blues and tribulations for many, but even then it never gets to a matter of life and death literally.

For two young men however, their thirst for the devil’s bottle was the cause for their demise. The two, one Peter Muchai and his friend James Ndichu met their death when they were allegedly caught in the act of stealing a beer from a liquor store through the roof.

A woman and a young man are said to have descended on the two with blows and sticks beating them to a pulp attracting quite a mammoth crowd. Their bodies were later dumped in a dump site before being collected by the police and taken to the City Mortuary.

The incident which happened in Kwamaiko shopping center attracted the crowd who ended up looting too only until police came and the MCA asked them to be calm while investigations were carried out.

65 Year Old Italian Billionaire Frolics With His Young Bikini-Clad Wife in Malindi (Photos)

Italians have a penchant for the quaint and calm town of Malindi located about 120 Kilometers from Mombasa.

And a walk down the streets of Malindi would make you think that you have landed in Italy.

Italian billionaire Flavio Briatore, a former Renault F1 tycoon was recently in the country with his young former wonder-bra model Elisabetta Gregoraci.

The two love birds that have a thirty year age difference holidays at his Kenyan beachside resort.

This makes him one of the many famous people that have been jetting in the country to enjoy some time at the sandy beaches or at the game reserves.

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Man Goes Bare To Save A Girl Who Attempted To Commit Suicide By Throwing Herself In Nairobi River At Globe Cinema In Downtown Nairobi (Video)

A girl decided to commit suicide by jumping in the filthy Nairobi River but a concerned party couldn’t allow her to die just like that.

While patients at ICU are fighting for their lives, an unknown girl decided to take her own life employing one of the crudest methods in the book.

Jumping into a river that is carrying filth is sure a fast way to end your life. The unknown girl threw herself in Nairobi River at the former Globe Cinema roundabout.

Chokoraa who were nearby spotted her and one of them decided to save her. The street urchin jumped in the river in his birthday suit to save a soul that didn’t have a desire to live.

The savior man pulled the girl out of the river when she was unconscious but she lived to see another day.

Kilifi Governor Exposed: See How He Splashes Thousands and Thousands of County Money on This Super-Hot Young, Illiterate, College Girl (Photos)

Some people take the ’tag your sponsor’ quote, quite literally and this young lass recently had social media hollering in laughter after she accidentally showed off her sponsor.

The girl by the name Kelly Met revealed that the Kilifi Governor is Amason Jeffah Kingi is her sponsor in a bid to impress her friends on Facebook.

Check this out, it’s a crying shame!

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Nighttime President? Uhuru Kenyatta Strolls The Streets Of Mombasa At Night Catching Residents Unawares Doing Their Nocturnal Activities (Photos)

The president conducted an impromptu tour of Mombasa City at night visiting beaches and basically strolling the streets.

The head of State is at the Coastal City of Mombasa and as such he decided to take inspect the city to see for himself how development was taking root.

Uhuru and section of local area leaders toured Mombasa streets and beaches to inspect the Kes 1.2 Billion network upgrade and street lighting project.

Mombasa residents were caught unaware by the President at the height of their nocturnal activities. Some passengers got the privilege of mingling with Uhuru when a matatu stopped along a street the President was walking by.

 

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The Truth And Nothing But The Truth About The NAIROBI DIARIES. And Why Vera Sidika Is Ashamed To Be In The Show.

Ever since it launched,to much fun fare and seemingly endless kerfuffle on Twitter,I have never watched a single episode of Nairobi Diaries. At least on TV. Don’t get me wrong here,I’ve always craved to watch this much derided show,just to gleefully participate in the shade,but I’m always either not at home on a Monday evening or I am at home and I totally forget it’s even airing.

So,to familiarize myself with this trainwreck,I decided to binge-watch this show on YouTube last night for a straight 3 hours or so. Not even room for a bathroom break. I watched intensely and meticulously. From around 7.30pm to past 10.00pm. And yes,I’ll never forgive myself for subjecting my intelligent self to so much mental anguish and intellectual ruination.

Half of the time I watched the show,from the very first episode to the one that aired this past Monday,I found myself exasperated,alarmed,upset, dismayed,breathless,horrified,grossly disappointed and breathlessly at a loss of words.

There were so many things that were so ludicrously wrong with the show that I simply gave up on keeping a tab.

Unlike many Twitter users,themselves largely bitter individuals with no life,talent or hope,I didn’t find their accents vexing. Maybe Pendo’s. But not everyone’s.

Also,unlike the many sentiments from the self-appointed Twitter pontificates,I didn’t find their hair,and the silly assumption that it’d been harvested from Horses,annoying either.

I actually loved all of these women’s hair. It,according to me,is fabulous and fantastic and dazzling and any man-or woman-who would have a problem with such kind of hair is a woman who wishes to have it but CANNOT afford it and a man who is so dangerously poor and helpless he cannot afford it for his woman.

We all know just how pricey these Human Hairs are and no,we won’t start bashing such superb hair just to make a silly point and to garner a couple retweets from our fellow cheap hoodrats.

I did however,have a problem with the show’s overall production. It’s so cheap,shambolic and perfunctory that I had to fetch a bucket and place it next to me just in case I needed to throw up.

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The guys at Ink Production Ltd,which is the cavalier Production company that was unfortunate enough to handle this show’s Production did such a horrible horrible job that they need to have their license canceled by several bodies including the City Council,CCK,COFEK and a few others.

The yawnsome rapper who did that banal intro rap soundtrack should also have his voice recalled by God and banished from ever nearing any studio for not less than Five Years.

The Graphics guy too must be some unqualified fellow who must have sketched up those horrendous graphics from a downtown River Road office with a six month rent arrears.

Don’t even get me started on the show’s editor. I’ve seen better edited shows on Mbaite TV.

The girl’s stylist too,assuming they even have one,was also a complete and utter joker. Those girls,especially Pendo and Gertrude,have such horrible clothes and makeup they ended up looking like middle-aged,divorced jobseekers in Bujumbura. Or Brazilian ex-convicts running a poorly-lit brothel for homosexuals.

Many are the times,too,that the sound would be lost in those shaky YouTube videos,shot so poorly,I was left feeling queasy half of the time.

I may have said I didn’t mind their accents. But what really was nauseating is their grammar .Oh,do these girls need a crash course on how NOT TO butcher grammar.

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K24,the television station that finally bulged and allowed these strumpets to find airtime on their channel,must,however,be laughing all they way to the bank. But that’s really an assumption.

Larry Madowo,that ubiquitous NTV narcissist,has already made it clear that Ink Production had approached NTV with the intention of pitching the show but the NTV honchos dumped the show as quickly as you dump a piece of soiled tampons.

The girl’s acting skills,given that half of this show is scripted anyway,and not as real as they’d want to make us believe,are,for lack of a harsher word,stomach-churning. None of them can act. And the scriptwriting guy himself is a creative robber.

The show’s producer also must be in need of a refresher course on Production. For instance, 20 minutes and 40 seconds into Episode 2,you can subtly see Gertrude signaling the Director with her eyes that it’s a wrap. And just then,she says it’s a wrap and all the girls get up and leave… But I saw her signal the director that it’s time to stop rolling… Crap!

The amount of technical issues in the show is also mind-boggling. The shots are poor,the takes are haphazard,the sound is crappy,the lighting is horrendous and the girls are ill-prepared.

Vera Sidika,known as Miss Vee in the show,is supposed to be the Star of the show. Also the most famous and popular cast member of all of the other girls. But Vera has been silently disassociating herself with the show since it’s debut.

Before it started airing,Vera was upbeat about it and wouldn’t stop sharing promo clips of it on Instagram and Facebook etc. But after its launch,and disastrous reception by Kenyans,Vera’s earlier association with the show started dwindling.

Vera started feeling embarrassed of being associated with the show and even being one of it’s major players. She stopped sharing promo clips,stopped harking about it on Social Media and seemed to have suddenly gone mute abut it. She even cleverly stopped reminding her fans to watch it every Monday.

‘Vera started feeling embarrassed by the show… She thought Kenyans would receive it with much jubilation but she was taken aback after Kenyans roundly lampooned the show and called it rubbish’, a Vera Sidika insider told Ghafla.

‘Vera hates mediocrity and really hates anything that cheapens her brand that she’s worked so hard to establish’, the source continued.

‘And after watching the show and watching the cold reaction to it by Kenyans,Vera sought to distance herself from the show. She has deliberately refused to promote the show on her Social Media platforms since then and she feels really embarrassed to be on it in the first place… ‘

‘Have you seen her talk about the show since it started airing? She suddenly went mute and started acting like she isn’t even a part of it. And yet she is. The only reason Vera is still in the show and wouldn’t want it canceled is the money she’s obviously making from it. It’s not a lot but it supplements her income… ‘ the source added.

‘She’s also ashamed of the earlier episodes which reminded Kenyans of her initial dark skin that she’s now bleached out. If there is something Vera would like totally forgotten,is the fact that she once had dark kin. She hates the topic and hates revisiting her past. She may act all cool and strong but Vera hates any wounds being reopened…Her bleaching is something very dear to her and also very risky to her confidence and anything that reminds Kenyans of her once dark skin,thus invoking old memories and restarting old conversations about her skin makes her very uncomfortable and really piques her…..’

‘Can I tell you someone else who doesn’t want to be associated with the show in the first place? Although she’s a cast member? Sylvia Njoki. I know things you don’t. And don’t quite my name please…’ the source revealed.

Well,that’s the Nairobi Diaries in its purest form. In black and white. The long and short of it.

Still,I will keep watching it. And so will hundreds of thousands of Kenyans. Maybe not to be entertained. But just to throw shade…

Good day,Nairobians.

Nyambane Enjoys Some Romantic Time with His First Wife after His Unexpected Split from Linda Muthama (Photo)

A while back, former TPF finalist Linda Muthama went public with the news that she had become the second wife to popular comedian Walter Mong’are a.k.a Nyambane.

Of course the news came with immense backlash with some calling her a home wrecker while others wondered out loud how such a modern woman would find traditional practices such as polygamy appealing .

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But despite the protests, Linda soldiered on with Nyambane and even had a child with the man. After close to a decade of being wife number 2, Linda called it quits citing that being a second wife was hard and she felt lonely.

As Linda bounces back from Nyambane, Nyambane and his first wife have since rekindled their romance and the two lovebirds were spotted at an unknown location, giggling like teenagers in love.

 

 

Sad: Bahati Experiences The MOST Painful Moment Ever Since He Came To Music Ministry (Photos)

Poor Bahati started 2016 on the wrong foot and now the pain is still eating through him!

A while back, ‘Story Yangu’ singer made public announcement about the depressing tragedy that had befall him.

Bahati revealed he lost a close friend who had succumbed to cancer even after going under the knife in a bid to triumph over the chronic disease.

Also Read: Bahati Issues A Plea Following The Death Of The Kayole Girl He Was Supposed To Collabo With

Charity, Bahati’s fallen friend, was laid to rest yesterday and Bahati couldn’t hide his sorrow saying her death was the Most painful moment ever since he came to music industry.

“RIP CHARITY. It was the Most Painful Moment ever Since I came to this Music Ministry. Seeing One of us go back to Dust. You’re not my Fans, You’re My Family. And we will Stand Together even in the Darkest Hours!!!” Bahati wrote.

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The Law Doesn’t Discriminate! 87-Year-Old Worn Out Granny Spend Months In Jail For ALLEGEDLY Stealing Two Plastic Chairs Worth Kes 700 ONLY (Photos)

At 87 one’s health is ‘delicate’ and prison cell can certainly be a stimulus to diseases associated to old age. Even so, the State isn’t shy of locking up ‘criminal’ grannies.

87-year-old Risper Ongwena has been the guest of the state for the last two months; that tells you she spent Christmas and New Year behind bars.

The granny who hails from Migori County became the enemy of the state after she was allegedly found in possession of two stolen plastic chairs.

Her daughter however says it was her grandson who stole the plastic chairs and left them behind her house. So when the police came knocking, guess who they had to arrest?

I was curious to find out how many millions the chairs cost; to my surprise they are not even worth the lunch Ghafla! editor eats every single day.

A single Kenpoly plastic chair the granny is said to have stolen retails at Kes 350. Risper having ‘stolen’ two chairs that means she could only make Kes 700 bob. Not really, the plastic chairs she ‘stole’ weren’t new so probably they had depreciated and could be selling at a low figure, say 500 bob.

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The granny is locked up because the family can’t afford to raise money for bail or to hire a lawyer to represent her.

Anyway theft is theft and the law had to take its course. But is locking up an 87-year-old granny in jail for two months for an offense committed by her grandson really justice?? The court will decide…

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The Internet Goes Berserk After Beyonce Announces Plans To Play African Woman With The BIGGEST Buttocks (Photos)

African American pop singer Beyonce wants to play the African lady with the BIGGEST ass and the continent isn’t pleased, NOT at all.

Black women, especially typical African women, boast of having the biggest natural booties of all race. South African lady who was the center of attraction in 19th century because of her gigantic buttocks is once again making headlines thanks to Beyonce.

Saartjie Baartman went through hell just because she possessed booty that mesmerized colonial masters.

The South African was taken as a slave from Bushmen tribe some 200 years ago and displayed in freak shows due to her unusually big buttocks.

She was later borrowed by scientists for experiments. Saartjie died in 1815 of alleged alcoholism and syphilis aged 25.

Even in her death, European continued to abuse her. Her corpse was sketched extensively, a cast was made of it and a surgeon removed her genitals which were on display in Paris until the 1970s, along with her skeleton.

It was only in 2002, after a personal appeal by Nelson Mandela, who was born in the same remote, rural part of South Africa, that her remains were returned for a dignified burial.

Jay Z’s wife has been mauled severely after news popped that she was writing and starring in a film about Saartjie Baartman.

Critics have been firing salvos at the ‘Drunk In Love’ songstress on social media and other relevant platforms.

34-year-old Beyonce has been accused of lacking basic human dignity for her desire to play the South African. Unconfirmed report indicates Bey has since backed down.

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Court Makes Robert Alai Part With Kes 30,000 For Committing An Uproarious Sin… And He’s Not Off The Hook Yet

Controversial blogger Robert Alai has paid dearly and he’s still to pay more, for ‘spitting’ on the nation’s integrity.

When you say the man tasked with keeping corruption at bay in Kenya acquired University degree through fraudulent means, then what you are implying is that a phony is leading EACC. And this didn’t go down well with Mr. Halakhe Waqo.

A while back, Robert Alai alleged Ethics and Anti-Corruption Commission (EACC) boss, Halakhe Waqo, had a fake degree from University of Nairobi which he used to get his lucrative job.

Of course Mr. Waqo rushed to court to defend his integrity and make Alai pay for daring say he was just another fraudster.

Yesterday, the problematic blogger was charged in court for posting an offensive message on Twitter against the EACC chief.

Alai was released on a cash bail of Kes 30,000 pending the hearing of the case on March 16. And if the court finds him guilty of the charge, then the blogger will have to part with not less than Kes 50,000 less he wants to spend time in prison.

6 January 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

The Opposition released their report on government performance in some sort of ‘State of the Nation’ address and the basically the government didn’t fare well. This comes as KOT also sent a message to the government expressing what they felt Jubilee administration should do in 2016. Politics aside, check out the hottest stories we have for you this Wednesday morning:

#1Could This Totally Hot Cuban Woman Be Sauti Sol Bien’s Girlfriend? The Photos Suggest So.

#2Daughter of Renowned Archbishop Causes A Stir after Wedding Her Longtime Lesbian Lover

#3Aish! Diamond’s Wife Goes Totally Insane After The Internet Called Her Daughter UGLY (Photos)

#4Crazy Kenyan Lady Causes Online Havoc Shaking Her Big Booty Ludicrously In A Crazy Dress To Improve Her Mood (Video)

#5One Of The 5 Teens Killed In The Drunk Driving Grisly Road Accident In Salgaa Was DJ Mo’s Student (Photos)

#6Skinny Kalekye Mumo Shows Off Her New Body In A Tiny Swimsuit (Photo)

#7Nigerian News Outlet Calls Huddah Monroe A Prostitute Following Her Decision To Do Permanent Hair Removal On Her Punani

#8False Prophet?? Finger Pointing After Details Emerge That Victims of The Grisly Accident In Salgaa Were Returning From Prophet Owuor’s Rally In Kisumu (Photos)

#9How I Went Clubbing In Westlands With Bayern Munich Coach Pep Guardiola And Big Booty Girls

#10Breaking: Actress And TV Presenter Neomi Nganga Fired From 1Fm.

Attention Team Mafisi! This Drizzling Hot And Bootylicious Lady Is The Latest Sensation In The Music Industry(Photos)

It is a new year and that means new things including new faces in the showbiz industry.

Well looks fresher than the face of a beautiful sexy singer with a body that defines sculpting and a derriere that sets tongues wagging. Ladies and gentlemen, and the esteemed team mafsis members, meet Mercy Sheikha who just launched her debut single Bahati along with the video at Mseto Wakilisha yesterday.

She is sure one to look out for this year. Here are some of her hot pictures

 

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Julie Gichuru Close To Moving From Citizen To KBC Channel 1

Julie Gichuru seems to be cutting links with RMS and Citizen TV in particular with each passing day. She first started by relinquishing her role as prime time anchor and her efforts recently have seen to carve out another career in different niches than the newsroom.

First was the shifting of the Arimus produced Great Debaters Contest to KBC under a bigger roll out and the program has since become extremely popular. Next came her move from Sunday prime and now, her remaining flagship at Citizen TV, the hugely popular African Leadership Dialogues is set to be broadcast from the national broadcaster this year where it will be shown every Saturday from 8.pm.

Well it may be a far stretch but it would be something if one day you chance on KBC and be welcomed to your prime time news by her face. Such would be the milleage….. This is what she told her fans on her fanpage

Do join me on KBC Channel 1 for Africa Leadership Dialogues where leaders, policy makers, entrepreneurs and Africa’s movers and shakers share their stories, views on the continent and the way forward, this and every Saturday at 8 PM. Do not miss!

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Lady Jaydee And Sauti Sol’s Polycarp Otieno Caught Out In Polycarp’s Hoem In The Morning (Photo)

Lady Jaydee, everyone’s favorite songstress in East Africa seems to be having something for her fans this coming year.

Even much sweeter is the fact that the new project features one of the most popular bands in the region Sauti Sol. Well the new project is yet to be announced only that the songstress left behind a telling message on her account. It may also be that she just enjoyed getting her work done by the amazing  touch of Polycarp Otieno.

Here is what she left for her fans;

Ukweli ni kwamba sitaki kurudi kuishi Bunda (Mara)
Ndio maana nimeamkia kwa@itsmefancyfingers

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After The Other One Passed Away,Here Is The Other Little Girl Who Is Making Bahati Cry. Sad. (Photos)

Hi,Could You Please Help Me Wish My Daughter A Happy New Year?

Greetings… My name is Linet Aketch and I’m sorry to bother you like this. You’re busy,I know. Eating maybe. Working… Socializing… Planning… Dancing… Laughing… Swimming… Listening to music… Reading… Studying…Drinking… Traveling… Sorry then for the disturbance. Unlike you,I’ve been pretty busy of late,unable to go to work,praying for my husband to find work,trying to keep my crumbling family together and most importantly,watching over my severely sick girl.

Unlike most of your little daughters,who are an year and a half old just like mine,my little Emily cannot walk. Or talk. Or even mumble words.

You’re lucky your little girls can crawl around… Eat and laugh and play with you. You’re lucky you have mischievous little girls. You’re lucky she keeps you awake… Because she plays too much.

Mine keeps me awake too. But it’s because,unlike your little daughters,mine cannot breath in peace. She cannot even move. And I wish I ever saw her smile.

In short,my little angel,Emily, is suffering from a deadly heart condition called Type 1 Truncus Arteriousus Meaning,Little Emily has a hole in her little heart. Emily struggles to do everything… To breathe,to move,to open her eyes,to move her limbs,she even struggles to live.

Mine has a hole in her heart. Maybe the only hole your little girl or boy has in her life is the hole she dug out in the compound yesterday… While playing with marbles with her mates.

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Well,mine cannot even eat. I have to feed her liquids. And I’m yet to even wean her. She cannot swallow as easily as your little girl can. That would surely kill her.

Maybe the only reason your little angel cannot eat is because she’s too full and too playful. Maybe too stubborn. Well,mine has to live on liquids daily. I wish she had the energy to swallow. But she just doesn’t. 
My little Emily has driven me out of work. Not that I even have a very good job anyway. Or a job in the first place. I am a market woman. I sell wares and little things for profit… But Emily has driven me out of the market. And I have to sit with her at home… Watch her struggle to live. And watch her beg to be whole.

You see,her father, my beloved husband Benedict Adongo,is jobless. And that has made things here pretty thick. I won’t lie to you.

Little Emily sits at a corner all day. I put her on the sofa.. And she has to sit there,fixed at the corner,unable to move or yap or smile all day. Her heart pounds hard. And her little head aches to a point of almost splitting apart. She evens looks much older than her age. And the sad sight of her little round shaved head breaks my heart.

Just like some of your little healthy daughters,my Emily has been on TV too. No,not doing an advert,not appearing on Churchill’s Toto Kona, Not reciting a poem on Klub Kiboko or singing some song a music channel. And definitely not being the star of a Kimbo or Pampers or Blueband advert.

Little Emily has appeared on QTV. And on Family TV too… To talk about her condition,the hole in her delicate heart and the slim chances of her survival. We took her to almost all media houses. But only QTV and Family TV opened their doors and aired our story.

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I sit across from her and watch her wish she wasn’t where she was. Does she wish she was tottering around? Playing around? Prancing around? Does she wish Mummy had a job? Or maybe Daddy was employed? Does she wish we weren’t so stick poor? Maybe she does.

I wish she was like your little daughter. I wish she would move around and fall around and break things and cry and just be stubborn. I wish she’d make me worry over why she broke my favorite glass. Or why she came home so dirty and shaggy. Or why she constantly keeps staining her clothes.

But I don’t have that privilege. She’s far too sickly to worry me about her actions. I see her labored breathing and I can’t hide back my tears.

Unlike your daughter,your little girl who has traveled to,maybe Uhuru Park or Lunar Park or Machakos Park or to some other fancy Park… Where she got to play and run around and pose for photos and goof around and sit by the little round baby pool… Mine has traveled too.

Not to some Park to silly around. She’s been to Hurlingham. At Dr. Christine Jowi’s hospital. You see,Dr. Jowi is a cardiologist. And after little Emily met Dr. Jowi,it was made clear to me and her daddy,Little Emily had a hole in her heart. And needed Urgent surgery in India.

You don’t tell people like us to seek surgery in another hospital. Leave alone India. I sell tomatoes for a living. Baba Emily hasn’t brought much to the house for months. We barely even have money to catch a snack at the kiosk outside the Hurlingham Hospital. And now India? India is for the rich. Not us. I mean,We couldn’t even afford the local clinic we first took Emily to in Homa Bay.

I saw the Christmas cheer all around. The glitters and the glimmering trees and the gifts and the dazzling lights and the songs and the smiles. I see everyone jumping around,prancing around,shopping around,singing and getting all prepped up.

I saw mothers like me… In malls and stores and stalls and markets and shops. I saw them, accompanied by their little girls,buying the little girls stuff.. Little shoes,goofy hats,Little princess dresses, bangles,ribbons,balloons,stuff.

Wish I could do so too. But little Emily didn’t know it was Christmas. Neither did I. All I knew is; It’s yet another day,another struggle and another pain. Watching little Emily look up at me,wondering why she’s so tiny,wondering why she never adds weight,wondering why she never moves,wondering why she breathes with so much difficulty,wondering why we are always in clinics,wondering why she never seems to grow and wondering when she’s gonna jump around. And smile because it’s Christmas.

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Emily and I have a little request. I am asking you,on her sickly innocent behalf,would you please spare a thought? And include us in your Christmas plans? Remember us in your grand festive plans for the next two weeks or so?

Little Emily needs just Ksh. 1.5 Million for a surgery in India. Which will forever fix her heart.

If only 1,000 Kenyans each spared a thousand Bob and sent it to us. Little Emily will have a the BEST Christmas ever. Not just for 2015. But for a lifetime.

Little Emily may not be able to celebrate as much as you will and as joyfully as you will. But still, she’ll hopefully get healed. And that’s really all she wants. It’s all we really want.

Oh by the way,from the TV appearances, she did make as much as Ksh. 145,000. And we were shocked and incredibly thankful. Oh yes, even after local entertainment website Ghafla did her story in conjunction with Gospel Singer Bahati,again,Little Emily did receive some Ksh. 45,000 plus in donations.

Kindly,to donate to Little Emily,and take her to a surgeon’s bed abroad,Here’s the simple process…

To DONATE TO BABY Emily kindly use the M-PESA Paybill Number Medical Paybill No. 317111

How to Donate & Save the Life of Little Emmy :
• Go to M-PESA Menu 
• Select LIPA NA MPESA then Pay Bill.
• Enter Paybill No. 317111
• Enter Your First Name as account Number
• Enter Amount e.g 10 Bob
• Enter your M-PESA PIN

Also,you can donate via Emily’s special medical BANK account which is Acc number: 10131301000369 Emily Atieno Adongo Medical Account. Bank is CONSOLIDATED BANK.

You can also reach and donate directly to her uncle,Kennedy Omondi directly via 0728629726. He’s in Nairobi coordinating the efforts. We’re deep in some village in Homa Bay, Kisumu.

Make her 2016 worthwhile. That’s all she asks. That’s all we ask.

Oh,and thank you so much Bahati. Thank you so very much,son.

Blessings.

Love, 
Mama Emily.

This Is The Crazy Food Tactic ODM Is Using To Get More Votes In Kisumu

It is 2016 the year before the elections and definitely the year which sees the setting of the stage for the antics, stunts and madness that color the Kenyan elections season.

Forget the fact that the date is yet to be set for official campaigns. Given the tyranny of numbers lesson CORD learnt last season, the party has resorted to some new even if bizarre tactics.

Targeting mourners in funerals party officials in the Nyanza region have been told they will not be served food unless they produce voters registration cards. Residents in the area will also need to have voters ID to get to buses and even churches.

This new push comes after the CORD leader Raila Odinga urged the area in a past rally to register in large numbers to give him a winning chance in the coming General Elections.

After They Got Bashed For Wearing ‘Mosquito Nets’, Sauti Sol Member Rocks Some Tiny Booty Shorts

On November 21st 2015, Kenyan award-winning group Sauti Sol released their much-anticipated third album: Live and Die in Afrika.

The 15-track Live and Die in Afrika album includes Sauti Sol mega hits such as Sura Yako, Shake Yo Bam Bam and Isabella. The unreleased songs include Live and Die in Afrika, Say Yeah, Its Okay, Dollar Dollar, Kiss Me, Kuliko Jana featuring Aaron Rimbui, Sambo Party, Nipe Nikupe and Relax. 

The video for Live and Die in Afrika was recently released to rave reviews and critical acclaim and now the video for ‘Relax’ is now available on You Tube.

The video to ‘Relax’ is basically behind a summary of behind the scenes video footage of their 2015 shows, tours and events. The video also shows off Sauti Sol’s eccentric fashion sense for which they recently received clap back for. Most notably is Mudigi who pulls off a pair of tiny tiny flowered shorts that only a member of Sauti Sol can pull-off.

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Amina Shares an Intimate Video of Her and the Hubby…You Have to See This #HappyHealthyLiving

2016 is surely going to be a good year.

Especially if it has started this way. I’m talking about a sneak preview of Amina’s personal life that we have dying to see which she recently shared on her Facebook page.

It’s a rare occurrence this one so be thankful or rather thank BIDCO, they made it happen.

Through their #IAmHHL campaign they are rewarding guys for being fun, positive and healthy. Come on we all know where Amina stands when it comes to chasing that paper.

Apparently you can be a winner too and all you have to do is take a video or take a photo which would you consider happy living. Bear in mind however that the video has to be 20 seconds and the photo has to be HD.

Have you done that yet? Okay, good. Now download the HHL App from Google play store or register online via www.iamhhl.com and get going. And it doesn’t end there; your content stands a chance to be featured in future BIDCO commercials on TV which is a lifetime opportunity to be famous just like Amina; now how cool is that?

 

We are just blasé blasé blasé…



Nigerian News Outlet Calls Huddah Monroe A Prostitute Following Her Decision To Do Permanent Hair Removal On Her Punani

I thought Nigeria had so many celebs to give a damn about Kenya’s but it seems Huddah Monroe’s whereabouts is just too juicy for them to resist.

A while back, Huddah Monroe introduced many to Laser hair removal technology that most of us didn’t even think existed.

The A-List socialite went for some sort of surgery to permanently remove hair from her armpits, legs and private parts.

Also Read: Huddah Monroe Stirs Lustful Feelings With This Declaration! This Woman Though….

Apparently Nigerians also got wind of Huddah’s hair removal on her fundamentals and decided to enlighten their audience.

“ Ashewo Huddah Monroe goes permanent PU$$Y hair removal and posted it” Wrote The Punch.

They also referred her as ‘Olosho’. For starters, ‘Olosho’ and ‘Ashewo’ are synonyms for Kenya’s ‘poko’, ‘Kuro’ and if you still don’t understand, ‘prostitute’ is the word Nigerians called Huddah.

And Huddah didn’t even catch hormones, all she did was laugh about it;

Nigerian bloggers and their Headlines . Why I’m i an OLOSHO? And ASHEWO? LMFAO! You know I don’t care tho….. I’m so inlove with myself . I’m a narcissistic bitch . Or call me vain . I like to google my name to see what people are talking about ! . Sometimes I find ridiculous rumors and I’m forced to question myself . “Is that really me ?” So if I typed “Huddah” I type “Huddah Monroe ” just to be sure’ . Then I laugh myself to sleep! #StayWoke!

After The Failed Jimmy Gait’s Effort on the Hello Cover, Does Anto Neosoul’s Do Enough To Salvage Kenyan Music (Video)

The New Year is here and hopefully it brings new standards in the showbiz industry.

However, just before this becomes a reality, let’s listen to another Hello cover… Just to be sure you do not switch off, consider it like a reply and with a ghetto twist to it.

Well Jimmy Gait may have put a final coffin on your take for musical covers but Anto Neosoul may yet change it. Adele’s Hello song will surely set the record of most covers done at this rate.

Anto Neosoul gets his voice to a cover over a reggae beat and belts his heart out. The result is quite hard to place but it does not lack effort nor is it irritating… It is not in the mould of Dela but it quite a refreshing effort from the gospel version we heard. Here is the video:

 

Following Her Dramatic Weigh Loss, Nazizi Lands a New Money-Spinning TV Job

Nazizi could soon hit our screens after she lost 30 Kgs due to clean eating and a strict work out regimen.

The former Necessary Noize Member will be launching a new show alongside Zola D,  a Tanzanian Hip Hop artiste, TV Show host and workout aficionado.

Speaking to Bongo 5, Zola revealed that he had to take a break from music as he has been busy preparing his first TV Show with Nazizi.

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The new show will be called ‘Workout’ and they have already recorded an episode and are still in the process of shooting more episodes. Once it’s done, it will be aired in Kenya as Kenyans have been raving Nazizi’s huge weight loss.

 

After Being Fired From Nation, Seasoned Singer Anto Neo Soul Lands A Job With The Liveliest Reality Show In Africa

Anto Neo Soul has found a continental platform to practice his talent.

Ever heard TECNO Own the Stage karaoke competition? Well, the reality show has been making headlines ever since its launch and Anto Neo Soul is part of the action.

Contestants drawn from Kenya, Tanzania and Nigeria are battling it out for a cash prize of Kes 2.5 million ($25,000).

The last episode of TECNO Own the Stage karaoke competition saw two candidates getting evicted from the race for the $25,000 star prize even as viewers continue to win fabulous prizes from TECNO.

These prizes include TECNO Boom J7, Camon C8 and Phantom 5 smartphones, as well as other exciting prizes that can be won by heading to the show’s website(http://tecnoownthestage.com/competition/) and answering a simple question.

You can also follow any of the show’s social media accounts:

on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/Tecno-Own-The-Stage-1620883718194632/),

Twitter (https://twitter.com/tecnoowndstage)

and Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/tecnoownthestage/)

to catch glimpses of some of the winners from the online competition as well as the latest news from the contest.

Last weekend’s episode started out on a positively surprising note as the show’s host, Uti Nwachukwu, introduced renowned model and television personality, Vimbai Mutinhiri, as his co-host.

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And the gorgeous 28-year-old Zimbabwean got a resounding applause from the audience before going on to announce the theme of Sunday’s show: love and heartbreak.

Another surprise from the show was the revelation that the contestants have been receiving some measure of training from three of Africa’s foremost songwriters – AY, Anto Neo Soul and ID Cabasa. No wonder their performances have been getting better and better with each passing episode.

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With the judges – Bien, Yemi and M.I. – expected to eliminate two contestants at the end of Sunday’s show, the 11 left in the contest came into the show keen to impress and remain in contention for the $25,000 star prize.

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And first on stage was Kenyan-born Ramar254 who performed KC’s ‘I’m missing you’ before leaving the stage for Zoccu, who sang Alicia Keys’ ‘Falling’, a song that seemed like it was personally dedicated to M.I. going by the way the Tanzanian kept pointing in the direction of the judge, and his animated reaction whenever she did.

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It was thereafter the turn of another Tanzanian, Nandy, to take to the stage, where she performed Adele’s ‘Rolling in the deep’. And in her usual way, Nandy wowed the audience and the judges, and deservedly got a standing ovation. Even the judges ran out of superlatives in describing her performance, with Bien openly stating how “attractive and entertaining” Nandy was on the night.

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But if Nandy got a standing ovation for her performance, it was nothing close to what Shaapera got from the audience and the judges after her outstanding rendition of Asa’s ‘Bi ban ke’.

Jeff (Tanzania), Mary (Tanzania), Tosin (Nigeria), Yubu (Kenya), Gazby (Nigeria), Sikin (Kenya) and Pascal (Kenya) also performed in Sunday’s show at the end of which Gazby, Tosin, Jeff and Ramar254 were shortlisted by the judges for eviction.

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But only two had to leave and the unfortunate duo turned out to be Jeff and Gazby.

If you missed it you can watch the entire episode here (https://youtu.be/JBa-TCb7dNA). And do remember to watch new episodes every Sunday on Africa Magic Showcase and Africa magic Urban. The show also airs on Masha Magic East on Tuesdays and Africa Magic Family on Wednesdays.

Broadcast times are as follows:

Africa Magic Showcase – Sundays at 19:00 CAT

Africa Magic Urban – Sundays at 21:00 CAT

Africa Magic Family – Wednesdays at 19:00 CAT

Masha Magic East – Tuesdays at 18:30 CAT.