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“Get Married Soon? Hell No!” Sexy Capital FM’s Anita Nderu Reveals She Will Get Married When She’s Just A Few Years Shy Of Hitting Menopause (Video)

Somehow many ladies in the media industry seem not to have walking down the aisle as a priority once they get their careers moving.

It is a trend that has led to both positive and negative connotations but it is not about stop. That is at least going by the example of Capital FM beauty Anita Nderu. In an interview with Ghafla the 26 year old talked about getting married and when she will get kids.

The beautiful lady surprised our guy with the age which she planned to get married and you can safely say by then Kenya will be on its way to achieve its 2030 vision and maybe Museveni will be out of power. She is not perturbed though and still looks forward to have 2 children.

Here is the video

 

This is what Airtel Recently Did Setting Social Media Ablaze #Unliminet20

The war between Kenyan Telco’s to attract customers with better rates and good customer service is always bubbling in Kenya. New products and services are launched on a daily and just when you start thinking it can’t get any swankier, that it can’t get any cheaper, you are slapped with a new innovation that leaves you totally confused.

Airtel especially has made it a habit to always woe you with the coolest and most affordable packages every now and then leaving you spoilt for choice. I thought it was over with them when they launched unliminet, I didn’t think they couldn’t get any more creative but I guess I was wrong.

They recently launched Karibu airtel in their never ending journey to acquire more customers. Meaning welcome to airtel, it’s a first offering which aims at welcoming first time customers to the service with a bang.

The package is bundled with every top up of Ksh. 20 or Ksh. 50 and above on a new sim card purchased from any of its shops and dealers anywhere in Kenya. ‎The Karibu Airtel offer is valid for the first month of use of the new sim card.

Karibu Airtel will welcome customers topping up airtime worth Ksh.50 and above on their new sim card with Ksh.30 for calls & SMS ‎to any network in Kenya and 30MB of data all valid for 7 days. Customers also get FREE access to WhatsApp, Facebook and Twitter during the same period. A customer can dial the short code *131*209# to check their balance for Karibu Airtel 50.

Customers who choose to top up airtime worth Ksh.20 on their new sim card get Ksh.10 for calls & SMS ‎to any network in Kenya and 10MB of data all valid for 3 days. Customers also get FREE access to WhatsApp, Facebook and Twitter during the same period. One can dial the short code *131*207# to check their balance for Karibu Airtel 20.

“This is our way of welcoming you home to our superior quality network with a great range of value propositions including Airtel UnlimiNet voice and data packages and Airtel Money for sending and receiving money and paying for bills in a convenient and affordable way.” Said Airtel Kenya CEO Adil El Youssefi during the official launch of the package. 

Meet Julius Owino aka Maji Maji the Man Responsible for Mbusi Leaving Ghetto Radio and the Overall Downfall of the Once Popular Ghetto Radio. He Runs the Station with an Iron Rod and we have the Details……

The year was 2002 and two young lads, Julius Owino and Joseph Oyoo going by the name Gidigidi MajiMaji after working hard in the studio dropped a jam, Unbwogable with little knowledge what precedent they were just about to set. A few months later, the song had become a national anthem blowing up the airwaves and filling up the playlists of many DJ sets across the country.  It even went ahead to become the basis of the liberation campaign from Kanu’s 24 year rule.

The duo became an instant hit but as the saying goes, what begins must always come to an end. Eventually the light stopped shining on Gidigidi Majimaji as new cats entered the game and a few releases soon after was not enough to keep them on the map.

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First forward a few years and the two are still reigning high with Gidi Gidi now popularly known as Ogidi hosting the morning show on Radio Jambo where he has cut out a niche for himself. His counterpart Maji is also a morning host on Ghetto Radio where he has been for the last couple of years and where as we came to find out has done nothing but reign havoc, cause destruction and in the process make lives of Ghetto radio employees a living hell. That is what we want to peruse today.

As a close source confessed, Julius Owino is killing Ghetto and he’s pretty determined to make sure everyone goes down with him. However, that has not always been the case. Maji’s as he’s popularly known in the media circles road to obliteration only started in 2013 after the conclusion of general elections that saw Uhuru Kenyatta and his counterpart Ruto take over the reins of power.

As it’s synonymous with campaigns, money and lots of it is always flying around and somehow it found its way into Ghetto radio’s doorstep where the station managed to scoop a whooping 9 million. For Maji who was in the heart of operations at the time, this was like manna from heaven; he had clearly never fathomed that amount of cash in his lifetime. Actually it had all been a pipe dream for him and somehow after getting his share which was quite substantial, life for him took a different turn.

His agenda ceased from elevating ghetto chaps and creating a positive impact in society to plainly minting as much money as he can. The first step he took was attempt to constitute power so he approached the 3 directors at the time who were Dutch and asked for shares in the business. Of course they said no because apparently they felt it wasn’t time just yet. They didn’t feel like he had put enough work to be accorded such a fete.

Hungry for power, and wealth, and status, Maji couldn’t take it and according to our source, he started devising ways to sabotage the situation so that he can get his way. One of the ways he did that was try tamper with the frequency which is given by KBC. He did this by using the connections he had accumulated throughout his musical career. Unfortunately that hit a gridlock.

The directors however got wind of his intentions in due time and introduced a new twist into the situation, they introduced a HR manager into the equation who was meant to oversee operations and generally be the manager. This was a big slap to Maji who was now curtailed, his powers stripped off him in a whisker.

He couldn’t take it and he turned to alcohol due to the frustrations brought about by one Linda who was appointed the HR manager. Maji is not one to give up so soon enough he was on the grind again, spending sleepless nights plotting and conniving and soon enough this all bore fruit. He identified a loop hole in the business side of the station which he exploited to the maximum. Being the most connected person in Ghetto, he defused a way to cut off any business getting to the station something which eventually brought it to its knees. Money was not coming in at all and now even day to day operations were becoming difficult to manage. Salaries were delaying and foul mood was engulfing the station. Things were going haywire as he anticipated so being the smart chap he is, he approached one of the directors he was close to and threw in a petition he was the most suitable person to run the station.

At that particular point in time, things were thick and definitely options were very limited. He got his way, Linda was demoted and Maji again was restored as the overall boss; this time as the managing director the most powerful position at Ghetto.

There he could have his cake and eat it and his first move was to switch up ownership of the station from This is Africa an NGO body to Ghetto Radio limited a fully fletched limited company; he was in business!

According to our source, his efforts were concentrated in the marketing department which handles the business side of the station. There he assumed total control cutting deals and driving his colleagues to acquire as much business as they could. Funny enough this money never ended up in the company’s coffers, at least most of it but in Maji’s pockets. In just a few months, word started gong round that Maji had constructed a mansion in gated estate in Ruai and he had bought his brand spanking new Subaru.

Things were looking up and now Maji would have the last laugh, he would be the envy of his friends and he would be accepted as an equal to his former friend Ogidi. As our source explained to us, Maji has always been jealous of Ogidi’s success in radio.

The more money he minted from the station, then the more extavagant and greedy he became and he started toying with the idea of exploiting and getting money from his employees. At the time the stations superstar and cash cow was Mbusi.  Mbusi alongside co host Bonoko hosted Goteana which was the most popular evening driving show at the time. It was what Maina and King’ang’I is in the morning and it was destined for greater heights. Not only did it attract a shit load of advertising but it also hosted reggae gigs across town. The most popular one was reggae Tuesdays at Tribeka in the CBD, hosted by Mbusi and powered by Ghetto Radio.

Due to its massive success, Mbusi was approached by the owners of I-club which had rebranded and which was keen to cut out its own niche to replicate the same show there. He agreed but this time he decided to use his company called Mbrrrcha entertainment which he co owns with his longtime friend and colleague Moha. They did their thing and soon enough it became an instant hit something Maji was not very happy about.

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So when it came to payments, he intervened and demanded that all the payments go to Ghetto radio because it did most of the promotion and orchestrators were employees of the station. A major disagreement ensued, the show came to a halt and payments were stopped. After months of push and pull, Mbusi and partner concluded it was not worth it so they decided to split their profits with the now egocentric Owino. As I came to learn, those profits never left the club as they were spent on bottles upon bottles of Jameson and a bevy of Nairobi socialites who provided comfort until the wee hours of the morning.

For Mbusi and Co., this was an eye opener that their employer didn’t have their best interests at hand. And if they couldn’t make money out of side hustles, then it was only fair that the company compensates them accordingly. Mbusi specifically asked for a raise, he wanted to be paid 150 K a month and he also wanted a car. Pretty much fair considering the lad had really put Ghetto radio on the map and he had transmogrified into a superstar himself.

Seeing it as an avenue for money to leave his pockets, of course Maji turned down his demands and unfortunately Shaffie, Radio Africa’s hench man was there eagerly waiting. He recognized Mbusi’s talent so he offered him a deal and after much coercing, Mbusi was shipped off to Radio Jambo where he has one of the most popular evening drive shows at the moment.

After Mbusi left, life in Ghetto took a different turn. Money stopped coming in completely and the situation was slowly turning grotesque. For Maji however, he still had to eat so his focus turned into Ghetto radio DJ’s who were slowly gaining popularity across the board. This obviously turned into shows here and there and this soon become an avenue for Maji to eat. Since they were using Ghetto as a platform to promote these shows, Maji started demanding a cut from their hustles and failure to do so would lead to termination of their contracts. Those who couldn’t toe the line opted out and one of them was none other but DJ Whizzy who expressed his disappointment in a long post on Facebook……

Here:

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All this of course wasn’t going unnoticed and fellow employees started raising concerns as to how the station was being run. Their lives were being toyed with and the work place was slowly becoming a hell hole. They aired there disgruntles in guarded whispers lest Maji found out and you would be chased out like a dog. Like I said he’s smart and soon enough he got wind of the situation on the ground. Guys were not happy and they wanted him out. Like this particular lady who sought anonymity:

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Sales people were sick and tired of him taking their commissions, DJ’s were getting disgusted that their hard earned money was being taken away and everyone else in the company was being put in a comprising situation.  I specifically feel pity of one King Cafu who had managed to secure a column on the Nairobian about Sheng and to which the proceeds never got to him, they always ended in Maji’s pockets. What he probably got was an occasional 2k when Maji was feeling philanthropic.

As we speak now, things have just gotten complicated and are heading to the dogs. Maji has himself gotten totally insecure seeking to take over control of everything. As we got from our source, Maji is currently the station manager, marketing manager, social media manager, editor, head producer and head presenter. And if you have any ideas to better it, shove it up your ass is always his policy and if you can’t conform, the door is always open for you to leave. That is why Ghetto radio employees don’t have working contracts and ID’s.

Who will save this suffering lot surely? Someone, anyone?

We reached out to Maji who was held a contrary to all the allegations. As a matter of fact; he also had a detailed outline about everything we highlighted in the story. On matters to do with him minting money from the company, he was shocked that someone would hold him in such regard. According to him, he’s a trustworthy employee who only takes what rightfully belongs to him.

He also denied taking anything from his employees insisting that he was very much keen on the growth of his employees. Actually he termed Ghetto as a very ideal work place to start off your career. And on issues of laying off employees which didn’t abide by his rules, then he could only term it as unfortunate. According to him, the company had to do a restructuring which was done in the most professional way possible.

On asking why there so many complaints against him, he was of the opinion that it’s because he was a manager who most of the time don’t get as much love due to their hard decisions.

Whether he’s the telling the truth or not we don’t know. All we know is that Ghetto radio employees are in a lot of quagmire and they need someone to save them.

Four Signs You Are Suffering From A Terrible Dry Spell

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another important love session from the Sheriff. Dry spells are common nowadays. In men, it’s called ‘Punani Deficiency Syndrome (PDS) ‘. In women, it’s called ‘Dick deficiency Syndrome (DDS). If you are smart, you already figured it out. I’ll still explain nevertheless. A victim of these disorders is one who isn’t getting enough lungula, someone who is undergoing sexual purgatory. Maybe their social skills suck, maybe they are ugly or maybe they are too choosy. So what are the signs you are not getting enough sex?

You start texting your ex

This is dangerous territory and will likely end in regret. For a moment in time, you forget anything the douche bag put you through, and start laying out the doormat for small talk. You’ve probably got a cup of tea beside you, and you’re not too much worried about anything past the present, so you run with it. Your thumb goes on a reminisce spree, and you start asking about random shit like their family, how work is, what they ate for breakfast that morning – anything to show you care. Then you ask the ultimate question, “Can we hook up sometime?”. The truth is that you’ve just run out of options

You stop having a ‘type’

You always say “I can’t date short guys” or “I can’t date dark skin girls” but suddenly you don’t seem to mind. Anything goes. You haven’t felt the comforting touch of another human being in ages so pretty soon you start seeing everyone as a potential sex partner. The slightest friendly touch turns you on and your hormones are screaming at you to jump their bones. Now even mama Mboga seems to have gotten sexier in your eyes. Sorry to inform you that the dry spell is real on your side

You are sliding into DMs, comment sections and inboxes

Whenever a girl posts a dope picture, your comment is there in record time. You say things like “Uko sawa msupa’’ or “Nipatie number yako.”. And as if that’s not enough, you are in her inbox, sending message after message even when she’s not replying. If you are a lady, you don’t mind the guys that are DMing you and commenting on your pics. You actually keep checking to see who is the most handsome so that you can ‘talk more’

You are angry and jealous all the time

It’s been several months since you’ve seen someone naked and now the frustration is starting to build. Whenever your friend tells you about their great sexual experience you feel jealous and wish it was you. If you see a happy couple, you ask yourself what you are not doing right. When someone rejects your advances, you foolishly get angry and even throwing some insults. You need to chill. It’s never that serious. Calm down, be easy and things will start to flow the way you want them to

Favoritism Madness: Larry Madowo, Mohammed Ali And Jeff Koinange Tear Into DP William Ruto

The Ruto’s interview with Citizen TV’s Hussein Mohamed caused temperatures to rise as Kenyans leading journalists; Moha, Larry and Jeff teamed up to blast the DP.

Hussein Mohamed grilled Ruto on Tuesday night on Citizen TV’s One On One where the DP revealed his disapproval of CJ Willy Mutunga’s earring, equated Cord’s demos to Al Shabaab attacks on Kenya, talked about Jacob Juma’s assassinations among other things.

But Ruto’s words on One On One had nothing to do with Mohammed Ali, Jeff Koinage and Larry Madowo’s fury at him.

The three journalists had their own beef with the Deputy President. Apparently Ruto only grants interviews to Citizen TV.

The DP’s favoritism is the reason why Moha, Jeff and Larry caught hormones. Larry took to twitter to express his displeasure with Ruto.

“Will the Deputy President someday accept interview requests from other outlets too?” Larry tweeted.

Jeff Koinage and Mohammed Ali quickly seconded Larry’s sarcastic question.

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Hot NTV Host Talks About D**k Pictures, What Turns Her On And Poses A Challenge To Team Mafisi

Among the latest breed of in demand female talk show hosts Tracy Wanjiru leads the pack not just by her beauty and charm but also her engaging discussions even on the simplest of issues.

Ghafla got to spend some time with her and looking at her social life away from the screen and as stated earlier, she is engaging and makes great company. Starting from one of the common misconceptions about her that she is a snob, Tracy was surprised by it, going at some lengths to demonstrate her outgoing social nature.

Apparently you can easily chat up with her and at least get a hug for your efforts even open on the streets, so you can put her words to test. For such a beautiful screen siren, you would expect her DM to be a bubble of activity but she laments it is not.

On arguably most disgusting men trends around, sending of d**k picks, Tracy gave her experience of it. Some guy did send her one on snap chat and got blocked as this lady like many others I am sure, find such a huge turn off. So what turns her on? Well, you will need to have your intellectual and humor game up as well as some pretty cool dance moves to keep up with her.

So team Mafisi are you up to it? Here is the video of the interview

 

Conjestina Achieng Goes Nuts And Sends Her Brother Straight To The Ward After She Viciously Attacked Him

Conje may be sickly but she’s still a force to be reckoned with. Not even men are safe when she strikes, not even her own blood brother!

Conjestina Achieng escaped from Foundation of Hope Rehabilitation Centre in Kisumu to return to her rural home in Yala, Siaya County to cause havoc.

Also Read: Conjestina Achieng Escapes From A Rehab Facility In Kisumu To Cause Havoc In Her Siaya Village

Conje’s younger brother, Vincent Owino, was admitted at Yala hospital after his sister attacked him during a confrontation with her.

Nairobi News quoted Vincent as saying that Conjestina was completely getting out of hand with her disastrous actions, and the family could no longer contain her.

Conje’s mentally instability sends her to attack anyone who crosses her path when she experiences mental relapse.

She attacked her brother with sharp object that saw him admitted at the hospital for two days before he was released.

Credit: Nairobi News

 

Dennis Itumbi Is Really In The Friendzone; Jacque Maribe Reveal The Man Who Has Been Feasting Her Goodies For The Past One Year

Jacque Maribe has been quite a secretive lass especially concerning her love life.

After her relationship with Oliver Mathenge ended, she was linked with a number of people including Eric Omondi, but more prominently, Dennis Itumbi. An even much talked about issue has been the identity of her baby daddy. However, it seems the award winning journalist is ready to reveal the man currently in her life and whom they have been together for one year.

Celebrating her first anniversary, Maribe revealed the man she is dating with the following caption;

Once he was 20 years old, his daddy told him, go get yourself a wife or he’ll be lonely – – Lukas Graham. Also, he got me… Now that he’s older#HappyTimes #AnotherAnniversary

And this is the lucky man.

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‘This Is An Attempt On Raila’s Life’ CORD Cries Foul After Police Keep Silent On Raila Odinga’s High Risk Car Accident

Yesterday, Raila’s offices were mobbed by youths who were led by Starehe MP Maina Kamanda among other Jubilee leaders as they ferried a bus shell they said was burnt during CORD led anti-IEBC demos.

As expected CORD leaders and supporters were up in arms over what they termed was partial application of law as well as harassment of their leader. In a strong worded press release, by the ODM Director of Communications, it was also revealed that Raila Odinga had been involved in an accident which had posed a great risk to his life.

According to the Wednesday press release, Raila Odinga’s car was struck right where he sits. The driver was arrested and later released with the police apparently keeping the incident under wraps.

The ODM camp has condemned the two incidents and their treatment terming them as an attempt on Raila’s life.  Here is part of the statement from Philip Etale

“Invading Mr. Odinga’s office is an attempt to his life. Only yesterday, a public service vehicle hit Mr. Odinga’s car right where he sits. The driver was arrested and later released. Police have kept quiet on this incident.
CORD wants to make it clear that no amount of intimidation, provocation or public pronouncements that have no constitutional bearing will stop them from pushing the government to agree to dialogue on reforms in the IEBC?”

Top 5 Worst Selfies Taken By Ridiculously Expensive Smartphones (Photos) #TecnoCamon

A good smartphone takes the best selfies isn’t it?? You will be surprise to find out some of the most expensive phones are responsible for the worst selfies ever taken.

Some people love bragging how they own the most expensive smartphones in the market. But a minor defect in those phones make a cheaper Tecno Camon C9 camera the best camera phone that’s going to be released in the market.

Tecno Camon C9 which is yet to be launched has capitalized on all faults with major brands to make a super camera.

Below are some of the common problems with smartphones that Tecno Camon C9 has addressed with both its front and rear cameras:

Motion selfies

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If you are taking a selfie while in motion and the image captured is disastrous, then you need to change your phone immediately.

With unbelievably huge and innovative 13-megapixels front and rear cameras, Tecno Camon C9 will bring out the beauty of motion pictures ever captured by any smartphone.

 

Blurry photos

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The main cause of blurry photos is either the camera is out of focus, the depth of the field is too shallow, or the subject is moving etc.

With Tecno Camon C9’s 13 mega pixels camera, geo tagging, face detection, touch focus and amazing zoom capability, you can forget about blurry photos altogether.

 

Dark photos

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Photos taken in the dark may still appear ‘murky’ even when using flash. Tecno Camon C9 comes with dual flash which will be able to capture breath-taking photos in the dark.

You can now capture the best moment even in the dark with the innovative dual flash on the front-facing camera and the rear camera which makes it easy to capture images in low light area.

 

Narrow selfies

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Struggling to fit in group selfies? Tecno Camon C9 has a solution to this problem.

You no longer need to worry about not fitting in or appearing in group selfie as the 120° Panorama Selfie mode on Tecno Camon C9 enhances the angle enabling users to take wider selfies.

With a 83° wide angle front camera lens, it becomes hard to rival Tecno Camon C9 when it comes to group selfies using latest available gadgets of the same specs in the market.

 

Pixilated photos

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pixilated photo taken by other phones after being printed

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Perfect photo taken by Tecno Camon C9 when printed

Sometimes, photos appear clear on the phone but once printed they get pixilated. Tecno Camon C9 guarantees you large photos that can appear clear even when printed on large paper.

 

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With all those amazing capabilities, Tecno Camon C9 will only cost you Kes 20,000.

The ‘Lust Vegas’ Of Africa In Kampala Where Kenyan Men Can’t Resist Going #MakeItHappen

1st June was a national holiday in Kenya, so was 3rd June in Uganda. The nightlife in Kampala especially that Friday, was super thrilling for any Kenyan man in the Ugandan capital!

Free advice, if you travelling to Kampala better equip yourself with a visa credit card, that way it’s easy transacting money without being conned. Friday 3rd was Martyr’s Day in Uganda, the remembrance of 23 Anglican and 22 Catholic converts who were set ablaze on order by Buganda king.

Anyway, as thousands of pilgrims were making their way to Namugongo shrine, 5 Kenyans (me included) were in the city rummaging through the streets in search of the ideal entertainment hotspot.

Carrying cash in Kampala is a bit hectic because converting Kes 50,000 to Ugandan shillings means you will be walking around town with 1.6 million Ugandan money, you need paper bag to carry that, right?

When darkness gripped the city, we had already identified a hangout on First Street where we would drink ourselves like cats, of course, the ebony dark lovely Ugandan girls were the magnets that drew us there.

We later learnt First Street was frequented by Kenyans balling in Kampala, Club Guvnor is the ultimate partying destination in the Ugandan capital. Locals call it ‘Lust Vegas’, the pleasure capital in Kampala.

I had already squandered 66k (about Kes 2000) by the time liquor started getting the better of me. And I was running out of cash.

First stop was the nearby ATM to withdraw cash and head back to the nightclub to get wasted to the brim. I had to guzzle Ugandan liquor without the worry of money in my pockets running out.

I don’t know how I messed up with my Co-op bank debit card, it got blocked as I repeatedly entered a wrong pin. The pin always confuses me even on a sober mind, I couldn’t remember the first two digits and it messed me big time.

That’s when my Co-op Bank Visa credit card came in handy. It has the easiest pin that even a kindergarten kid can’t forget.

The pin is my birthday, who could forget when they were born?? I borrowed a cash advance of Kes 5000 from my Co-op Bank Visa credit card and headed back to the club for more drinks.

3:30am I had enough of Martyr’s Day celebration and headed back to a hotel to rest. I had blown the 5k in my alcohol state of mind enjoying quality time with Kampala lasses in the club, once again it was the Co-op Bank Visa credit card that rescued me as I only swapped and paid for the room.

Take my advice, Co-op Bank Visa credit card is a must if you are traveling abroad. If you doubt me click the link Co-op Bank Visa credit card as see for yourself.

From Nameless’ Obsession With His Sunglasses To His WORST Behavior, From Working At Kameme FM To Why She’s Not Ageing… Wahu Reveals Gripping Details About Her Marriage And Life #AskWahu

So how does a 36 year old wife, singer and a mother of two still looks hotter than most 18 year old chicks?? Wahu reveals the secret behind her beauty and also exposes Nameless’ worst behavior.

God forbid but if Nameless and Wahu were to split, Wahu wouldn’t last a second in the market without someone begging her to be her main man.

This was evident last night as Wahu’s fans kept on asking her why she wasn’t ageing. The ‘Yeye’ hit maker last night granted her fans the privilege of asking her ANY question.

Kenyans jumped on #AskWahu to bombard the singer with all sort of questions, and Wahu answered them all.

Below are some of the questions asked and Wahu’s responses:

Thiongo Wa Nganga: Mzee hulala na with his glasses

Wahu Kagwi: hahahahahahahaha!!!!! no!

Myk Cioko: Wahu have you ever seen mathenge baba tumiso without shades?

Wahu Kagwi: hahahahahahahaha!! every day!

Kaburu Dollycate: can I come to your salon for a hairdo courtesy of you?……….!

Wahu Kagwi: i’ll think about it

Mbugua W. Nicholas: The most encouraging thing someone has ever told you.

Wahu Kagwi: believe in yourself and your dreams. be your #1 fan. That was my elder sister, when i was 16. I thank God she told me that, otherwise i wouldn’t be where i am today. I share the same message with as many people, whenever i can.

Wendy Paula: whats the secret to maintain that at lovely body ?

Wahu Kagwi: thanks for the complement! I work out a lot! i also drink at list 3 litres of water a day, and hardly junk out.

Kiddy Kelley: what would u do if an upcoming artist asked you for a colabo?

Wahu Kagwi: i’d listen to them first of all, see how good they are, then take it from there. But quite frankly, right now, i’ve recorded quite a number of collabos, with both upcoming and established artists, that I’m i can’t do anymore for now. Perhaps next year. However, i do advice lots of young talented artists, looking to get a foothold in the industry

Ker Amyson Williams: How do you balance btwn family and music career and still manage to look this pretty?

Wahu Kagwi: aaawww! Thanks sweetheart for the complement! When you have a winners mentality in any situation, you realise theres nothing on the planet you cannot do, if you just decide your gonna do it.

Lucie Ireri: Do we expect any collaboration with ua hubby

Wahu Kagwi: maybe!

Van Teddy: What is the worst behaviour you hate about nameless

Wahu Kagwi: leaving the knife in the blue band after he’s done with it! grrrrrrr!

Kelly: What were you doing at 25?

Wahu Kagwi: im 18!!! not yet 25! 😀 anyway, i was singing and loving it! I also worked for Kameme as a producer

Njuguna Edward: what is so good and so bad about marriage?

Wahu Kagwi: whats good? Everything! Whats bad? Nothing. Thats my attitude

Mbugua W. Nicholas: what inspired you to do music?

Wahu Kagwi: My passion drove me into it. nothing but passion

Hellen Wanjiru: You soo beautiful whats the secret?

Wahu Kagwi: aaaaawww thats so much for the complement! I pray my problems away and stay smiling hakuna cha kubeba mizigo ya mawazo into the future.

Shiko Baibe Mwaurah: How old is tumiso?

Wahu Kagwi: she’s 9 turning 10 in august

Florence Koobs: huzeeki aii. wats the secret

Wahu Kagwi: hahahaha! thanks lakini. Ni Yesu! amen?? I also work out a lot.

The Beef Was Just Showbiz! Bahati Wines And Dines With Willy Paul

They have been fighting each other for years now. Willy Paul and Bahati’s beef has been the fiercest tussle between gospel celebrities!

Willy Paul and Bahati brought vibrancy to the ‘dull’ gospel industry with their shenanigans. Their on/off relationship has been making headlines every now and often.

The main reason the two gospel heavyweights have been fighting each other has always been competition between themselves.

Bahati releases a song then Willy follows suit and then we hear quarrels about who’s copying who and who wants to jeopardize the other, and all sort of shit.

But things changed after both Bahati and Willy Paul were snubbed by Groove Award. All over sudden they seem to have developed love to the extend that Bahati even invited his foe-cum-friend Willy Paul to his place to grab a bite.

 

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Women Can Surely Turn A Man To Anything! Ababu Namwamba’s Pretty Wife Explains Why Her Once Vibrant Politician Husband Has Been Off The Media And Skipping Cord Demos

Ababu Namwamba was arguably the most outspoken politician in ODM. But of late the Budalangi MP has disappeared from the scene and his wife explains why.

Cord has been organizing anti IEBC demonstrations on a weekly basis and surprisingly its youthful and charismatic ‘commander’ Ababu Namwamba has not been part of the protests.

Ababu’s wife, Priscah Namwamba, has explained why her husband has been conspicuously missing from political arena.

Priscah says Ababu has been taking care of her as she recently gave birth to their third child sometimes in April this year.

“The best Dad ever…he has been there for us since the birth of our baby…proving us with care and love that one requires after delivery… sleepless nights, helping to take care of baby, being supportive as I try to deal with my body and mood swings. You’ve done it all…you are a super cool dad. Nimekuinamia my dear.” Wrote Priscah.

Meanwhile Ababu Namwamba also appeared in parliament yesterday where he revealed he had been on a paternity leave.

Moto Kama Pasi: Meet Kanze Dena’s Pretty Sister (Photos)

Citizen TV’s Kane Dena joins the long list of celebrities including Tina Kaggia and Joey Muthengi who have good-looking siblings.

We recently came across pictures of Elsie, who is said to be the younger sister to the stunning Swahili screen siren.And it seems that the two must have hit the gene jackpot as they are quite the lookers.

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Dennis Itumbi Called Out For Sycophancy and Anti-Luo Campaign By Jubilee Lawyer

Dennis Itumbi has been has with no doubt taken over the role of Alfred Mutua as the government spokesman.

While he holds a different title and office, and even with an official government spokesman, Dennis Itumbi has time and again been the voice of the government especially online where his portfolio as the Director of Digital Communication in the Office of President has given him quite a prominent role.

Like Mutua before him his defense of the Jubilee administration has led him to be labeled as a sycophant and a harbor an agenda against those against the government. For Itumbi this is basically Raila Odanga and the Luos.

Now his acts and those of another Jubilee administration fan Ngunjiri Wambugu have been criticized by flamboyant lawyer Donald Kipkorir who has accused him of turning to sycophancy and a wholesale criticism of the Luo and Raila Odinga.

Here is what he said

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“Do You Want Me To Walk Naked?” Vera Sidika Angrily Asks KQ Staff After They Did This to Her

Kenya’s most popular socialite Vera Sidika may be fresh from her trip in China but she was soon on a plane heading to Nigeria to conduct ‘businesses.’

Her Nigerian trip did not start well as KQ messed up with her luggage

“I hate Kenya Airways sometimes.” Vera Sidika states in a rant directed at KQ.

Vera revealed on Snapchat that KQ had lost her bag full of clothes en route to Nigeria and was left with only her shoes and a makeup box.”I’m I supposed to wear my heels and make up and walk naked?”She asked the airline.

 

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“I wish Emirates would fly within the continent, one several occasions KQ has disappointed me coz I’m patriotic.” She wrote before disclosing that this was 3rd Time KQ has lost her luggage.

She then went on to complain about the AC not working on the plane before revealing today that KQ had still not found her luggage.

But despite the loss of luggage, Vera seemed cheery as she hanged out and dined at the Radisson Blu Hotel in Lagos.

5 Signs Your Friend Wants To Smash Your Bae

In God’s green earth that we live in, there are real people then there are jealous people. I’ll give you an example. Remember when I wrote about how i katiad a hot chick at a matatu stage? Well, a jealous pal of mine who happened to know her went and showered her with mindless propaganda claiming I was not the man I had told her I was. As a result, she almost blacklisted me, but since the legendary romantic Romeo of the Shakespearian era is my great great grandfather, I convinced her to stay with the sheriff. Just Yesterday, I whatsapped this dude a picture of me kissing the girl, just to piss him off.

A scenario like mine happens quite so often. That friend you trust so much right now probably wants to shag your bae. But how can you know? I’ll give you a few indicators

They keep telling you bad things about your bae (and you didn’t ask them)

So your pal has suddenly turned into Ghafla huh? Telling you all the gossip about your bae. Do not be fooled. Your friend is probably doing this so that you can give up, break up then they take over. It’s okay for your pal to tip you off on a few of your bae’s sins once in a while but if they are feeding you info all the time, you better watch out. It’s not your friend’s business to watch over your bae and point out their wrongs. That’s your own responsibility

Your friend always want to come over when you are with your bae

Such a friend is so hurt by the fact that you will be having some alone time with your bae. So they at least have to insist on showing up to neutralize the romance. Or maybe they just keep on missing the love of your life. The conversation usually goes something like this

You: Niko kwa nyumba nawatch movie

Him/her: Uko na ule mtu wako ama?

You: Yeah…hata tunawatch pamoja

Him/her: Nice…acha nikam nimgotee

.This is the same friend who hates movies and ten minutes ago, they told you they were really busy and swamped with work. Something is off. If this happens too often, you might get pushed over the cliff by your trusted Lieutenant. ,

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They always try to steal the show when you are all together

If she’s a chic, she makes sure she wears revealing outfits when your man is in the room but when you are just alone with her, she dresses like a nun from Holy Family Basilica. Normally she’s calm too and she exposes her humor through a sardonic smile. But when she’s hanging out with you and your man, she starts belly laughing over every silly and inconsequential thing he says. If the buddy in question is a dude, he suddenly becomes funny and turns into a smooth talking lothario in front of your girl. On normal occasions though, he’s as quiet and boring as you former high school’s index one,

Your friend constantly defends your bae

Whenever you have problems with your bae, it’s advisable talk to one of your closest friends. What if you are constantly bombarded with scenarios where your friend is constantly defending your bae? Don’t be a fool, This is a sign that the alliance has shifted. Your friend has a big crush on your bae and would like to have hot and wet sex with them. The unwritten rule of ‘ubeshte’ states that your friends don’t always have to agree with you but they should generally be on your side 99% of the time..

They talk trash about you to your bae and try to belittle you

When your friend is too desperate to smash your bae they will go for the jugular. Your friend will secretly text your bae and reveal how you are a whore or how you bang all the chicks south of Nairobi. “He’s not good for you”, your buddy will tell your girlfriend. And whenever you are in your girl’s presence, your friend will try to have sly digs at you and try putting you down. He’ll keep pointing out your weaknesses in front of the one and only person you die to impress. He will go feral In the need to show her that he is the stronger man and you are the weaker one. The battle has been brought to your tuff bro. Fight or lose

Capital F.M’s Amina opens up about Her First Time .And How DJ John Rabar Was Part of It

She is constantly on the list of the prettiest radio personalities and hardworking media personalities among the likes of her colleague DJ Joe Mfalme.

Despite Amina enjoying a considerable amount of fame not much is known about the talented radio presenter, but she recently opens up in her ‘First Time’ series on You Tube.

 

The bubbly TV and Radio personality talks about her first experiences including here first time on a plane, first time swimming, her first time out of the country and her first time at a 5 star experience.

DJ John was part of her first time at a 5 star hotel.

“I had just started properly working and he took me to a fine restaurant and I pretended to order quite a number of things.” she said of the experience.

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Finally Rosemary Odinga Joins Kibera Residents On The Streets (Photos)

Ever since CORD began its IEBC must go protests, Kenyan have called for the leaders to include their families in the marches so that they can suffer with the rest of the nation.

Despite the CORD leaders suffering with the rest of the protesters from the choking fumes of teargas, the public still demanded for their families. Well, it seems some have followed their example but in their own way.

Rosemary Odinga joined gospel star Papa Dennis in his Nairobi My Testimony tour which saw the artists tour Nairobi estates from Pipeline to Kayole, Kibera, Kawangware, Uthiru, Kangemi, Korogocho, Dandora, Huruma and Korogocho before having a major concert at the Nairobi archives.

Rosemary joined Papa Dennis at the Kibera part of the tour joining him on stage.

Here are photos of the tour across the city.

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The Heart Chilling Images From Kisumu’s IEBC Protests Including Baby Jeremy, The Kid Who Was Shot By Police In The Back (Graphic Photos)

Anti IEBC demonstrations in Kisumu took a bloody turn and claimed several fatal casualties.

Tumaini and Naivas Supermarkets were stoned while police opened fire to the protesting crowd ending up killing two and injuring several others mostly by what has now been an expected police occurrence, stray bullets. A 4 year old boy was among the victims who now survive the demonstrations with a bullet wound on is body.

Several Kenyans have called on the police to be held accountable especially the one who shot the boy now identified as baby Jeremy. Here are some of the chilling photos which capture the brutality of yesterday’s demonstrations

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7th June 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

It seems Kenya is rehearsing for the repeat of 2007/2008 post election violence, yesterday’s chaotic scenes were no different to what was witnessed eight years ago when some 1000 plus people lost their lives. It all started with demos which turned bloody, and anti IEBC demos started with teargas and now it has graduated to bullets and looting and all sort of shenanigans. Tick tock… time will tell what will finally come of the IEBC impasse. Check out some of the hottest stories we have for you below:

#1The Wife Of The Man Who Was Shot Dead In Garden Estate Love Triangle Reveals Gripping Details About Her Cheating Husband (Photos)

#2Horrific Photos Of Mohammed Ali During His Last Days On Earth As He Fought A Chronic Parkinson’s Disease (Photos)

#3Happening Right Now: Chaos As Cord Demonstrators Cause Havoc In The Streets (Photos)

#4GHAFLA EXPLORES: This Past Weekend, I Went To A Kinyozi In Eastlands Where A Lady With Buttocks The Size Of Two Big Balloons Gives Customers ‘Happy Endings’ After Hair Cuts….Here Is What I Found

#5“Let Our Girls Have Sponsors” Shaffie Weru Declares as He Argues That Uhuru’s Father Was A ‘Sponsor’ When He Married 18 Year Old Ngina Kenyatta (Photo)

#6Grace Msalame Finally Addresses Evans Gikunda’s Accusations of Her Being Her Boss’ Clande and Getting a BMW X5 from The ‘Sponsorship’

#7Meet Rebekah O’Brien, A British Lady Who Moved To Kenya To Marry A Maasai Man Before She Got Accused Of Killing The Man’s 1st Wife And Getting A Baby With His Teenage Son! (Photos)

#88 Hot Female Celebrities Who Still Look Hot Without Make-Up (Photos)

#9Diamond Platinumz Reveals Bulging Muscles And 6 Pack in A Steamy Sensual Underwear Photo Leaving Ladies Panting With Thirst (Photo)

#10“Some of You Are Cheating On Your Wives When You Go Out Of Town for Gigs.” Popular Radio Presenter Exposes How A Reputable Gospel DJ Begged For S*x

 

Rapper Xtatic Shows Off Her Amazing Singing Voice in This Crazy-Good Jam with Femi One

Rapper Femi One has teamed up with Xtatic for a new song, Usiku Mchana.

 The song is about falling in love while you are in the spotlight.

 “Usiku Mchana is about how people, lovers, partners and friends always having insecurities that the money and fame might change you. The song only reassures them that one will still remain true and humble even when the fast life comes along.” Femi One says.

 Femi One has featured Xtatic on this song. Xtatic sings instead of dropping some bars, a departure from what fans are used to.

 “You are going hear more of my singing this year as I have recorded more songs where I showcase my vocals . I was to release a mix tape where it was all me singing, but due to unfortunate and unforeseeable  circumstances I have had to hold back most of my projects. In the future you will definitely hear more of my singing as it is what I started with before going into rapping.” says Xtatic.

 

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 The song is based on a personal experience on Femi One’s part.

“The song is basically what I have gone through and what I keep going through as I continue to build my career.” says Femi One.

 The song was produced by Ricco Beats and recorded at ATL studios.

 “I have loved the track from conception. The beat was amazing and the idea behind it making it easier to write to. Initially I think I had three hook ideas which I combined to make one good one. In short, I really love it.” says Xtatic.

 Femi One and Xtatic have previously worked together and they were more than happy to work together on another project.

 “It is always a pleasure working with Xtatic. She is one of the best artistes we have in the country and I look up to her.” says Femi One

As it turns out, the feeling is mutual as  Xtatic calls working with Femi One ‘a pleasure’ since they are so in sync.

” It is always a one time job , one of those things I am delighted to do because our energies connect and there is nothing as great as making music on that level.” says Xtatic.

Listen to the amazing jam below:

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8 Hot Female Celebrities Who Still Look Hot Without Make-Up (Photos)

15-time Grammy Award-winning singer Alicia Keys recently decided that she would never wear make up again in an article penned for Lenny Letter called “Time to Uncover”.

And true to her words, 35 year old Alicia has been going make-up free for a while now during concerts, in her music video and her photo-shoots like those she did for her recent Vanity Fair and Fault Magazine covers.

Today we look at some of the ladies who have uncovered themselves and showcased their natural beauty just like Miss Keys:

 

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1.Anita Nderu

 

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2. Terryanne Chebet

 

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4.Sophia Wanuna

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5.This is Ess

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6.Joy Kendi

 

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7.Brenda Wairimu

8.Grace Msalame

2 Reported Dead As Hooligans In Kisumu Loot Naivas And Tumaini Supermarkets (Photos)

Demonstrations in Kisumu have turned ugly as hooligans took advantage of the chaos to loot and destroy Naivas And Tumaini supermarkets!

The thin line between chaotic demonstrations and a repeat of 2007/2008 bloody violence has continued to attenuate as the IEBC impasse continues to linger.

Demonstrations in the Lakeside City of Kisumu have taken a new twist as hooligans made a kill targeting property.

Naivas and Tumaini supermarkets in Kisumu have been destroyed by hooligans and goods reportedly looted.

Two people have reportedly been shot dead by the police in Kisumu. There is no official confirmation of this though photos have been shared on social media.

 

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Grace Msalame Finally Addresses Evans Gikunda’s Accusations of Her Being Her Boss’ Clande and Getting a BMW X5 from The ‘Sponsorship’

About two weeks ago, WhatsApp Chats between Evans Gikunda and a friend were leaked and the details in the chats were quite scandalous.

In one text, Evans Gikunda alleges that Grace Msalame is the mistress off her boss Patrick Quarcoo popularly known as PQ who allegedly bought her a flashy BMW X5.

 

Today, Grace took to her blog to address Evans’ statements.

“My year already has been one thing after another, online “stories” since January and I call them stories, because that’s all they are! some more fabricated than others with the newest one making me a proud new owner of a BMW X5!!

My family & friends all saw that story and were rolling on the floor with laughter! wondering why they have never been privy to this information! because all those who know me, know how uneventful and boring my life really is, quite simple and quiet, still with my very first car, my “Dudu” as I fondly call it

My VW Polo! so please don’t believe everything you hear or read, especially bearing in mind that people very easily create their own truths based on their perceptions and personal experiences.” She wrote before going on to address some gossip that her hips are not real.

 

 

“Incidentally as I type this, I’m tagged on a list of “Celebs” who use enlargement pills for their hips and derriere! another big laugh out loud moment for me! because again, all those who know me, know this body structure runs in our family and sad fact is my current state is purely just me getting fatter I’m getting older! so my hormones are all over the place, so if I eat badly and not work-out as I should, these are the results, but that’s probably too boring for blogs! they need to juice up the story with fabrications!” she wrote.

Married Rich Mzungu and Former Top CEO Arrested For Shooting Dead His Kenyan Girlfriend (Photos)

A white who has once served as the CEO of a top Internet and technology firm in the country has been arrested over the murder of a Kenyan woman.

Richard Alden, was arrested when he took Grace  Wangechi Kinyanjui to Karen Hospital. At the time he said that the victim has shot herself, however, preliminary investigations revealed a conflicting story with his.

Police say the victim was from the back of her head while she also sustained injuries on the neck and the back which were said to be inflicted by a sharp object. The police went back to Richard Alden’s residence and recovered a licensed gun, 34 rounds of ammunition and a spent cartridge. Wangechi’s clothes were found thrown all over the scene she is thought to have been murdered while Richard’s clothes were packed as he was planning to head to Nanyuki.

Nairobi Police Commander Japheth Koome has been quoted in The Telegraph saying that the two were having a relationship. 

“The man who took her to hospital was her boyfriend. I don’t know how long they were together for,” he is quoted saying. However, a close friend says she was not aware of any romantic relationship as the man is married with three grown children. The two are said to have met through a hiking group that takes trips around Kenya. According to nearby guards, the usually take morning jogs together.

 

Richard who is married has maintained that Grace was just a friend. He will be arraigned in court today to face murder charges.His story has attracted international attention being published in Daily Mail and Telegraph.

Here are the photo of the deceased.

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Diamond Platinumz Reveals Bulging Muscles And 6 Pack in A Steamy Sensual Underwear Photo Leaving Ladies Panting With Thirst (Photo)

Diamond Platinumz has long been a heartthrob to many ladies in this side of Africa and elsewhere in the world.

Whether it is his sensual lyrics, voice, fashion sense or looks, many a lass has found themselves adoring the high flying Tanzanian singer for one reason or another. He started off as a lanky singer, but has since hit the gym seriously earning a ripped body that has been driving more female fans into a frenzy.

He first teasingly showcased this in Harmonize’s ‘Bado’ Video and has been doing rauncy photos day by day. Today, he teased his fans in a ‘Cristiano Ronaldoesque ‘ photoshoot and soon going by the endorsements he is getting he could soon be dong boxer promotion photo shoots.

Here is that photo

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“Some of You Are Cheating On Your Wives When You Go Out Of Town for Gigs.” Popular Radio Presenter Exposes How A Reputable Gospel DJ Begged For S*x

He has never been one to mince his words and this former Nation F.M Presenter certainly did not hold anything back when addressing gospel artistes.

Chito Ndlovu now at Urban Radio revealed that he was fed up with the conduct of gospel artistes calling most of them hypocrites in a lengthy post.

“ Gospel artists listen up, everyone seems to be keeping quiet about your in house wrangles but allow me to remove the gloves off. Just seen Alemba calling on unity in the gospel industry and I commend him for taking this step…

The Kenyan gospel industry though beautiful and growing by the minute it is filled with some filth, people masking themselves as gospel artists but you are wolf in sheep’s clothing.” He starts his post.

Before revealing that plausible sources had informed him of how gospel artistes like to engage in some hanky-panky when their wives are not around.

“I have credible sources telling me of how some of you are cheating on your wives when you go out of town for gigs, and by credible I mean those girls you sleep with talk and they are singing like birds. Some have photos of you in bed with them text messages of you begging them not to tell people what you are doing…Yesterday one lady told me one credible gospel DJ begged her literally went down on his knees just begging her so that he could get her to bed and he is married to a wonderful Christian lady, what filth is this? The other day I went with some friends to a hotel to hang out and the lady there told how one famous gospel artist usually takes his clande there…..You are supposed to be the light of the world and the salt of the earth.” he said before urging gospel artistes to take their calling seriously “If you people in the gospel industry don’t take it seriously and begin to do what you are called to, you will lead to the distraction of your own ministries, stop trying to be Kenyan socialites and focus on your calling, stop preaching woiye gospel and preach the true gospel, stop fighting with one another, writing on Facebook how people want to kill you…You are not worth anyone’s bullets stop the side shows and focus on HIM…
Stop fighting over whose better we don’t care we want to hear the word stop chasing after the glory it’s not yours it’s Gods.”

“Let Our Girls Have Sponsors” Shaffie Weru Declares as He Argues That Uhuru’s Father Was A ‘Sponsor’ When He Married 18 Year Old Ngina Kenyatta (Photo)

Since Cheryl Kitonga was exposed as the woman in Jacob Juma’s company the night that he was shot, there has been a raging debate about sponsors.

There are those who argue that side pieces/ clandes should be like the Loch Ness Monster, heard of frequently but rarely seen and should not even bother showing up at their sponsor’s burial.

While others believe that if it is a case of two consenting adults then the young ladies can have a sponsor. There are those who are completely opposed to ladies having a sponsor and accuse the young ladies of being lazy home wreckers.

Shaffie Weru on the other hand believes that ladies should be allowed to have a sponsor since and aging Mzee Jomo Kenyatta married Mama Ngina after she had just turned18.

Here is his post:

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Poor Thing Just Let Her Be! Now Cheryl Kitonga The Jacob Juma ‘Sponsoree’ Gets A Song And Video Released (Video)

Cheryl Kitonga is the unwilling star or rather memory of the whole Jacob Juma murder and the investigation that followed.

Her simple if not so innocent role as the girlfriend who happened to be the last person seen by the deceased has ensured Kenyans will simply not forget her easily. Now someone has done a song and a video of her and alleged boyfriend placing it on YouTube.  The song is rather messy and more of a celebration of Cheryl joining team Mafisilet as well as making fun of the poor girl.

Here is the video

 

Meet Rebekah O’Brien, A British Lady Who Moved To Kenya To Marry A Maasai Man Before She Got Accused Of Killing The Man’s 1st Wife And Getting A Baby With His Teenage Son! (Photos)

Rebekah O’Brien a 26 year old British national met and fell in love with 40 year old  Rempesa Ole Kirkoya a village butcher back in 2012 at the Maddermarket Theatre in Norwich in 2012.

Rempesa had gone to England to perform with his Maasai warrior group and that is when Rebekah got smitten.

After chatting with Rempesa for some time, she moved to Kenya back in January 2013 as he fell in love with the Maasa’s way of life.

 

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Rebekah and Rempesa

What she didn’t expect was that Rempesa was married and that they lived in a tin hut in Kisames where Rebekah claimed that there was no running water or electricity.

She says that Rempesa’s wife (Joyce) was very okay with the relationship and even acted as a translator since Rebekah did not speak Kiswahili and Rempesa did not speak English.

Soon after she moved in, Rempesa’s first wife overdosed on drugs and Rebekah was accused by the villagers of killing the first wife .The villagers heatedly claimed that Rebekah’s decision to move in with Rempesa had led to Joyce’s health deteriorating and the overdose.

Despite the hostile opposition for the villagers, Rebekah had a baby with Rempesa but they broke out as she neared her due date. She moved back to England and gave birth to a daughter named Arya who died about one and a half months later.

A broken-hearted Rebekah soon moved back to Kenya and that is when she hooked up with Rempesa’s 19 year old son Lawrence. They got intimate and she recently gave birth to their first-born son named Koito.

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Rebekah and Koito

However she is not sure that Koito and Lawrence will have a healthy father son-relationship

‘I want Lawrence to be in his life, but I fear he sees me more as his mother than his girlfriend. I suppose it didn’t help that I was basically his stepmom before we got together.’ She told the Mirror.

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Rebekah and Lawrence

Following this story on UK News outlets including the Daily Mail, many of her countrymen have reacted with hostility and told her to go back to Kenya instead of leeching on the Tax-payers money to take care of her illegitimate child.

Here are some of the comments:

Bugsy, Malaga, United Kingdom: Why don’t you go back to Kenya and raise your child there. The British taxpayer is fed up of supporting women who have babies and their father is not around.

Sceptic25, Rochford, United Kingdom: Yes ! Loves the Maasai way of life, but returns here to use the NHS maternity services, and will no doubt be housed free and given an income to live on courtesy of UK Tax Payers ! Please go back to Kenya and live off their benefits, you are a liability here !

belt1000, Welwyn, United Kingdom: Wife dying, sleeping with son. Jeremy Kyle material. Very classy.

MrsG, London, United Kingdom: Oh what an idiot! So sick of paying for people to churn out children!

 

Happening Right Now: Chaos As Cord Demonstrators Cause Havoc In The Streets (Photos)

Cord protesters have defied police warning against ‘illegal’ demonstrations and have poured out in the streets in thousands to give law enforcement officers headache.

Amateur photos doing rounds on social media shows anti-IEBC demonstrations have picked up in Kisumu, Migori and sections of Nairobi.

In Migori bonfires have been lit on the road as demonstrators took to the streets as instructed by Cord leaders.

Photos from Migori demos (Credit: Courtesy)

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Photos from demos along section of Jogoo road by amateur photographer

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Photos from demos in Kisimu (Credit: Courtesy)

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Stay indoor if you have to!!

After Cyrus Jirongo Accused Him Of Murder This Is What William Ruto Was Caught On Camera Confessing To (Video)

Deputy President William Ruto has revealed interesting details of his relationship with Cyrus Jirongo during their early Kanu days.

This comes after Cyrus Jirongo had revealed sensationally that the DP had murdered an individual at a certain political meeting in Eldoret.  The claims had led to the DP team saying they will sue the former Lugari MP for defamation.

However, while in Kakamega to attend the burial of Soita Shitanda the DP was in a jolly mood when he made reference to Jirongo. He revealed that while starting out he was more of an errand boy ‘mtu wa mkono’ to Jirongo and that his rise has been largely because of strategy and calculation.

He says he learnt this from Moi and took the opportunity to slur Raila saying the CORD leader erred in his handling of himself when serving a PM with Kibaki.

Here is the video

 

The Wife Of The Man Who Was Shot Dead In Garden Estate Love Triangle Reveals Gripping Details About Her Cheating Husband (Photos)

The brutal murder of Christopher Adagi at Garden Estate shocked the country and made a big chunk of Nairobi’s womanizers to be apprehensive about other men’s ladies.

The late Christopher Adagi was shot dead by Leonard Kanari after he found him red-handed ‘chewing’ his love Ednah Kariuki at Garden Estate on May 27th.

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Ednah Kariuki

The deceased was buried in his rural home in Wandage village, Vihiga County over the weekend. Despite his philandering ways, Christopher Adagi’s wife, Irene Barasa, spoke highly of him.

Irene now a widow and a mother of two, praised her husband saying he was the most loving friend and husband ever.

Irene revealed how her husband and her had envisioned themselves in their 70s and how their kids would have grown up.

Below is Irene’s eulogy:

“I don’t know where to start from because Chris was my everything; my love, my husband, my best friend, my mirror, my mentor. Chris, I am who I am today because of you, you have changed, molded grown me into who I am today.

“It’s hard to figure out how my life and that of our children will be without you, knowing that you will no longer be there… is torture for me. How will our life be without you? How will Tamara and Tendai grow without you? You have left us too early, remember how we planned about our later years when we will be 70 years and the kids would be all grown up? Now that is no more.

“I will miss you dearly my love, my friend and everything. I can’t imagine life without you. This past Saturday the plans we had are no more, “Photo-shoot of family” just went like that. It really pains me that you are not here anymore. I wish could close my eyes and realize it was just one bad dream.

“Sweetheart, Nakhanu Wanja, as you always called me, I will never hear your voice again. I really wish I could have one more day with you. I can write a book about you sweetheart because you were the best thing that ever happened in my life. I have nothing to complain about, you provided everything I could ask for, we have never lacked was always thank God for the life we shared.

“I will miss you darling but I will ensure I bring up the girls how you would have. I pray that God will guide me as this is really a bitter pill to swallow. Sweetheart, you were very ambitious, aggressive and nothing would ever stop you from achieving what you had envisioned, this I greatly admired about you. Mine was just to support your efforts.

“Tamara and Tendai will always remind me of you and I will always tell them how daddy loved them and the plans he had for them. My tears flow as I write this for you my love. It’s not easy but I know you are watching us from above. I really never thought that you would leave me a widow this early but it was God’s will.

“He is in control. Your work here on earth is done however hard it is to accept. I am lonely, I will miss you and you will forever be in my heart. Rest in in peace sweetheart.”

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Christopher Adagi

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Left to right: Barry Agood, Ednah Kariuki and Christopher Adagi

 

The Unanimous Rejection Of Ezekiel Mutua And Exposing Of Other ‘Trouble Children’ In Kenyan Tribes

Ezekiel Mutua, the bane of broadcasters, advertisers and all who hate the heavy hand of censorship is ‘tribeless’ apparently.

Well, his overreaching and attention seeking morality crusade has seen members of his tribe feel ashamed by him and place him on offer as a donation to any willing tribe. One Twitter user from Ezekiel Mutua’s Kamba community @pmusyesa was the first with the generous offers tweeting;

He even went ahead reaching for his neighbors the Kikuyus but the offer was quickly turned down leading to a tossing over of the KFCB chief across the tribes while also revealed the disdain Kenyans have for some of their tribal leaders who mostly use their tribe as a shield.

The Kikuyu apparently had thir plate full with a number of their own ‘madmen’ especially Waititu and Moses Kuria, hence there was little room besides considering what they said were many stuff he would find need to censure.

Thus he was passed on to the Luhyas and Luos. The Luhyas, having made a lot of headlines with the Kenyan Rambo as well as being a land full of noise makers, they too could not have a space of an adopted son replying swiftly that they were still handling Jehova Wanyonyi’s Bony Khalwale, Wanjala and Bifwoli Wakoli not forgetting Wetangula.

Then came the Luos, it was thought that Ezekiel Mutua’s new found flamboyance and attention seeking life would serve him well here. However, Miguna Miguna had apparently taken all space. The poor Mutua was passed on to the Embus, who complained they had Wambora to deal with and then the Meru said Peter Munya alone along with the young intending to sire 150 children were enough for a small community.

The Somalis were busy trying to absolve the perceived concept that all were terrorists hence he would be an unwelcome burden especially on the PR part while Turkanas were still trying to emerge from marginalization. The Maasai’s said they were still recovering from Ole Lenku yet somehow encumbered by Nkaissery while Sabaot were still reeling from the Matakwei aftermath.

Taveta’s and other coastal people had issues ranging from squatters to their own noisy politicians. Put simply Ezekiel Mutua was unwanted and even offered up as an export to another country.  Not that this will bother Mutua as the man was this morning celebrating his birthday paying little regard to the criticism his recent announcements had made.

Here is a slide made by one observer of the passing over proceedings regarding the rejection of Ezekeil Mutua.

 

Payback! Colonel Mustafa’s Unbelievable But Expected Gibe At Nyota Ndogo After She Called For The Chopping Off Of His Genitals

Nyota Ndogo publicly called for the chopping off of Colonel Mustafa’s genitals, and the rapper has since jeered at her!

Nyota Ndogo and Colonel Mustafa are archenemies who don’t see eye to eye, their case is similar to that one of Prezzo and Jaguar.

Their beef started way back in 2014 and has been deteriorating ever since as they continue to be cold to each other as days go by.

Also Read: Beef Season: Nyota Ndogo Hard-heartedly Tears into Colonel Mustapha. Tells Him “Unayoyafanya Ni Upuzi Mtupu”

Nyota and Mustafa’s beef reached climax last year when the ‘Watu Na Viatu’ singer called for Mustafa’s genitals to be chopped off.

Also See: Shock As Nyota Ndogo Wants Colonel Mustafa’s Genitals Chopped Off

Well a year has since elapsed since the major showdown between Mustafa and Nyota Ndogo, until recently when Nyota walked down the aisle.

Nyota Ndogo was trolled on her wedding day as she look ‘scary’ after she was messed up by her stylist and photographer.

Also Read: Nyota Ndogo Looks HORRIBLE On Her Wedding Day. Seriously Who Did Her Make-up???

When everybody was making fun of Nyota Ndogo’s horrid appearance, Colonel Mustafa offered her ‘a shoulder to lean on’.

The ‘Dodoma Sigida’ sent her a soothing message, at least it appeared so until you read through to know Mustafa was satirical about Nyota Ndogo’s looks.

Mustafa commended Nyota Ndogo for ‘looking great’ on her wedding day:

“Congratulation on ur wedding You both look great together. May Allah pour all his warmth and care on your lovely life ahead. Nyota Ndogo” Mustafa’s message to Nyota Ndogo on her wedding day.

Horrific Photos Of Mohammed Ali During His Last Days On Earth As He Fought A Chronic Parkinson’s Disease (Photos)

Parkinson’s Disease had a devastating effects on the body of onetime physically fit athlete, Mohammed Ali. Last photos of Ali show nerve-racking effects of the disease that tormented him for 32 years!

The world was in mourning after news broke last Saturday about the death of the world’s greatest boxer ever lived.

Also Read: Parkinson’s Disease Finally Robbed Him Of His Life: Kenyan Celebrities React To Muhammad Ali’s Death

British photographer Zenon Texeira was invited to Mohammed Ali’s home in Phoenix, Arizona, USA at three months before the former boxing great met his end.

What he photographed was shocking, Parkinson’s Disease had turned Mohammed Ali to some sort of a zombie.

Parkinson’s disease is a progressive disease of the nervous system marked by tremor, muscular rigidity, and slow, imprecise movement, chiefly affecting middle-aged and elderly people. It is associated with degeneration of the basal ganglia of the brain and a deficiency of the neurotransmitter dopamine.[sic]

Ali was unable to speak and instead communicated through winks and smiles and his body had badly deteriorated.

At 74 and battling Parkinson’s Disease, Ali could still afford a smile and raised his formerly iron fists as he posed for the camera.

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Credit: Daily Mail

Hand Grenades, Ethnic Eviction Claims And Police Lethal Force; Why Today May See The Bloodiest IEBC Protests Ever

Despite half-hearted efforts to reach an agreement over Madaraka Day, the government and CORD leaders failed to reach a solution over the dismissal of the current IEBC office holders.

As such, the opposition have said their weekly Monday protests will be back in full force today. Going byt the exchanges from the two sides and the Inspector General warning that the protests are illegal and will as such be met by full force, the situations looks already bleak and causalities will sure be recorded countrywide.

However, Nairobi seems set to even have a grave situation if warnings first given by the police and other circulating on social media are anything to go by. On Sunday, Nairobi Police Commander Japheth Kiome released details in a media briefing saying there were plans by certain individuals to ferry hand grenades to Kibera to be used during protests. He also said there were plans for ethnic evacuations in Kibera according to intelligence received by the police.

He further said the police had names of the people involved in the plan and reiterated the police will use all force necessary to stop the plan. Later on Sunday unverified media alert said to be from the NIS was making rounds on social media warning people of plans by some protesters camps to use petrol bombs as well as other pf an opposing gang armed with machetes to counter the protesters.

This makes up for a grim picture and means this could be the most IEBC bloodiest protests if any of the reports are true and all groups go ahead with their plans. It is thus wise to keep a vigil today.

6th June 2016: 10 Things You Should Know This Morning

If you have a Muslim friend please don’t tempt them with food as Muslim brothers and sisters in Kenya and across the world have started fasting from sunrise to sunset as observed during this holy month of Ramadan. Jamia Mosque committee announced the start of fasting this Monday which will go on for 29 or 30 days. Ramadan aside, below are some of the exciting stories this morning:

#1“I Will Walk To Studio With Police And Have Bi. Msafwari, Maina & Kingangi Arrested” No Nonsense KFCB Boss Vows To Shut Wedding Show And Other Shows With Sexual Topics

#2Huddah Monroe Kills Jicho Pevu’s Mohammed Ali And Even Sends His Family Her Sincere Condolences (Photos)

#3Etemesi’s Tales | The Breasts Of A Waitress (PART 2)

#4DRAMA: This Is What Happens When A Sponsor’s Wife Storms Into The Hotel Room And Finds Her Husband Receiving A Blow-Job From A College Girl

#5Who Gets The Kes 20 Million Reward?? Kenya’s MOST WANTED Terrorist Who Masterminded Garissa University Attack Killed HORRIBLY (GRAPHIC Photos of His Completely Disfigured Body)

#6“Prezzo Knows How To Lay Down The Pipe.” His Fiancée Michelle Oyola Shyly Reveals, Echoing Huddah Monroe’s Sentiments That Prezzo Is a BEAST in Bed

#7Was Evans Gikunda Framed? Blame Placed On Evans’ ‘Psychotic’ Ex-Girlfriend Who Allegedly Fabricated and Leaked the Unflattering WhatsApp Massages That Saw Him Lose His Prestigious Job at Radio Africa

#8Kirinyaga MCA Releases HIS OWN Lungula -Tape Because His Partner Was a ‘Mende Kufa’ In Bed and This Is How Kalekye Mumo and Shaffie Weru Reacted To This Whole Saga

#9Rabbit Kaka Sungura Reacts After Diamond Poached His Cash Cow, Rich Mavoko

#10Size 8 Shows Off Her Impressive Post-Pregnancy Body In This Figure Hugging Dress. DJ Mo is One Lucky Man (Photos)

 

 

DRAMA: This Is What Happens When A Sponsor’s Wife Storms Into The Hotel Room And Finds Her Husband with a College Girl

I’ve been doing some sort of Sponsor chronicles for the last few days thanks to Cheryl Kitonga,that South B lass who gave the Internet so much gossip fodder.

Hers was an intricate mix of danger and emotions ; a young college-going woman who lives with her strict parents in a City estate,has a steady boyfriend,had known Jacob Juma for less than 24 hours before he was murdered and was now the number one topic across the Country – having her name and photos splashed across national television in one of the most widely-viewed TV exposes in East Africa.

Sponsors are risky people… And messing with them might land you in some seriously hot soup.

For starters,you might get killed and have your body dumped in the nearest thicket – or water catchment area. You might get your stupid ass kidnapped and your people will never find you again or you might get burned alive by the Sponsor’s irate wife. And,in extreme instances,you might plunge your whole family to shame and even end up ostracized by society for breaking up a home.

Or maybe,just maybe,you might survive but then your sponsor gets instantly shot and killed by a rival sponsor at some City estate along Thika Road.

Having a sponsor is a terribly risky business. We are talking life and death here. Jail or hospital ward.

This isn’t the business of the faint-hearted. Or the thin-skinned.

Proceed with caution. You’ve been warned.

And now, This Is What Happens When A Sponsor’s Wife Storms Into The Hotel Room And Finds Her Husband Receiving A Blow-Job From A College Girl

Step One – The Discovery 
Wife is busy at home looking after the kids or fixing some food or pouring herself some wine or just something when she gets that fear-inducing text message. She will ignore the text and continue with whatever is it she is doing. Probably fixing the curtains along the corridors. Another text will pop. She ignores it too. And then a phone call. ” Mbona hureply texts zangu…? ” she will be asked by her bitchy girlfriend who works in Limuru. But is now in Naivasha. ” texts gani? ” she will ask. After the call,Mama Watoto will quickly check her texts. ” Nimeona gari ya Baba Brandon ikiingia Naivasha Lodge… ” the first text reads. ” Na nikampigia nikamwambia nimemuona akakata simu… ” the second text reads. ” Na nilikuwa nafikiria ni wewe mko na yeye kwa sababu hapo mbele amebeba sijui ni siz yake ama ni nani… ” By now,Mama Brandon is burning up in fury. She puts her phone down. Summons all of her three kids around. And the house girl. ” Angalia watoto… Nimekimbia mahali nakuja… ” she says. End of story.

Step Two : Makes A Phone Call 
At that point,Mama Brandon has already stormed into the bedroom and is rummaging through her clothes to find the most fight-oriented clothes she can find. She won’t be bothering with makeup today. She’s not even planning to take a shower. But first,she has to call mzee. She dials his number. He doesn’t pick. Calls again. Nothing. And again. And again. He finally picks at her sixth attempt to call. ” Uko wapi? ” she hisses. He’s knocked off guard. He didn’t have a good lie prepared for this eventuality. Now he has to stammer and stutter with his words. His lies are incoherent. ” Hata ndio tunatoka sasa… ” he murmurs. ” Kutoka wapi? Uko wapi exactly? ” Wife growls. He mumbles and mumbles. Wife hangs up. It’s time for some action. Quickly,she throws over an old pair of pants. Some random t-shirt and doesn’t bother with the bra. She slides into some pair of sandals. But then removes them quickly in favor of some sharp-heeled high heels. The bedroom door is slammed shut. Naivasha here I come. I mean,it’s only an hour away anyway.

Step Three – Goodbye
She has a car. Obviously. So she starts it and steps out. Leaving it running. It’s time for goodbyes. Kids gather around her. ” Mum umeenda wapi usiku? ” they ask,worried. ” Nakuja… Nakuja… Nakimbia kuona mtu kidogo ” she lies,her chest heaving in anger. She bids them goodbyes…. Knowing that this might be the last time she will ever see them again. It’s an emotional goodbye. Her heart breaks. She summons the house girl,Nekesa. Nekesa is given some random orders. And asked to make sure that Lavender is asleep by 8pm…It’s time to leave. She gives the kids one last look. She knows she’s up to no good. Someone might end up dead tonight. It might even be her. This is not a normal night. And she knows that.

Step Four – The Drive Down
She hits the road hard. She lives along Kiambu Road,at some posh estate called Thindigua. So she drives down to Kiambu town like a crazed maniac. She’s pressing the pedal hard,juggling between 80 to 120 km/hour. Luckily,the road is sort of clear. No traffic. She should be in Naivasha soon. She’s now in Kiambu town. It’s a small silly town that’s almost always crammed with cars. She curses hard under her breath. Soon enough,she’s in Ndumberi. And now she’s driving down that lonely Sasini Tea road that leads straight to Limuru. It’s a long drive. And cold. And lonely. And dark. But not colder and darker than her husband’s heart,she comforts herself. And drives on. Like a zombie.

Step Five – The Arrival 
It’s been an hour plus. And she’s now nearing the Naivasha Junction. She slows down,her head buzzing and her mind racing. Her heart pounding and her chest heaving. This will be a dramatic night,she concurs. And I am ready for whatever eventuality,she concludes. The stretch to Naivasha town doesn’t take too long. She zooms through the town down to the round about and takes her left turn. She’s now driving towards Crayfish Camp. She’s sweating now. And she is now hooting hard at some stupid dude whose driving a lorry like it’s his mother’s road. She must think it’s her mother’s road.

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An example of a Sponsor-College Girl situation

Step Six – Mzee Calls 
Her hubby is now calling. An hour later. That bastard! She can see his call coming through as she’s driving. She curses under her breathe. ‘I’d kill a soul right now!’ she swears to herself. She ignores his call. But then he calls again. And again. She knows she’s too weak and mad to multitask. I mean, she can barely drive soberly. Picking up the call and driving at the same time will surely end up in a disaster. So she decides to park the car by the road side and calmly pick the call. ” Babe…. ” Baba Brandon starts. She’s in no shape for sweet names. God knows she wants to commit murder tonight. ” Sema! ” she hisses,her mind racing. ” Ndio tunatoka sasa… ” he lies. ” Kutoka wapi?!! ” she demands to know. ” Si Nanyuki… ” he blurts out. ” Na si ulisema mlienda Nyahururu?!! Sasa ni Nanyuki?!! ” Wife cries out. BUSTED. CRAP. SHIT. DAMN. Mzee attempts to twist the story. It’s too late. She has already hang up and started her car. The Hotel isn’t too far anyway. Might as well have this stupid talk in person,she thinks.

Step Seven – Arrival At The Naivasha Hotel Gate 
It’s been a long,arduous ride. But finally,she’s here. Bless the Lord. Blood may be spilled tonight around this premises. Shit. Someone might get their ass whooped. Or killed. Only God – and the Devil- know exactly where this is going. And how it will end. But Mama Brandon knows one thing for sure – by the time she’s done,someone will be in a serious need of urgent medical attention. And the police may be called. That she’s sure of. The guard at the Naivasha Hotel gate is sort of taking too long to clear her. And she’s pissed as hell. She’s tempted to ask him ”Do you know who I am?” but then she remembers she isn’t a public figure. Just some random businesswoman who imports Illicit drugs from China. She’s finally cleared. She drives into the compound like a drugged-out Arab teenager. Her bitch mode is officially activated.

Step Eight : The Walk 
It takes zero minutes for her to park her car and hop out of it like a member of the elite Recce squad. She didn’t even park properly. And she doesn’t even care. Once out,she zooms towards the hotel in the speed of light. Talking of light,she forgot to turn off her car lights and she’s already gone too far to turn back and turn them off. At the reception,she meets this sleepy-eyed receptionist that looks like she needs a man in her life. And a better job. ” Nimekuja kutafuta mtu hapa… ” Mama Brandon starts off,impatiently pointing around with her car keys. ” Anaitwa nani na alikuja lini huku?? ” the receptionist asks,startled,shuffling through her papers. ” James Kamau Ngotho. Alikuja leo asubui …. ” wife responds,almost losing her shit. Receptionist makes a couple phone calls. Checks her records book. Finds someone named James Kamau Ngotho. Who checked in at 3.36pm. ” Yes. Ako huku… ” she confirms. Wife almost explodes. But she manages to stay calm. For the love of God.

Step Nine : Going Up The Stairs…
The trip up the stairs takes less than a minute. She’s now fuming in the mouth and hissing like a snake. Her big breasts bouncing up and down as she climbs the stairs like an Amazonian warrior. She’s been referred to room 66. In her head she’s coming up with all manner of theories to associate that room with the Devil. And she’s right. If you add an extra six,the room is the Devil. She’s half-walking,half-flying now. In no time now,she’ll be half – human, half-beast. Her claws are out. And her temper has reached boiling point. Meanwhile, Baba Brandon is still getting head. Unperturbed. He’s lying across the bed,his rotund legs stretched apart,with Cindy,the 21-year old Kenyatta University student,bending over him,foaming in the mouth as she moves the Sponsor’s erect thing in and out of her mouth. He’s about to cum. And normally,she swallows the substance. Money has to be made. Times are tough.

Step Ten – Loud Knocking On The Door
A split second before he sputters his semen allover Cindy,a loud knock is heard. Followed by three louder knocks. He sits up and pulls his legs together. Cindy is there,all confused and dirty and messy. Her hair looks like a day-care playground. Her mouth is dripping with a mixture of saliva and some other stuff. Her titties are out. Her little butt is all out,stiff and tight. Ready for action. Baba Brandon jumps to his feet. ” Ni nani…?? ” he asks. Cindy is running around looking for her inner wear,her sturdy titties dangling around the place. She grabs a bra here. And a thong there. She uses the Sponsor’s boxers to wipe off the stuff around her face. Her hair is still a mess. There’s some commotion outside the door. She can hear an argument between two or three people . And then the door is forced open. Cindy jumps back. Baba Brandon attempts to hide. Mama has entered the room.

Step Eleven – The Drama 
Thinking fast,Cindy tries to bolt. Too late. Mama Brandon grabs her by her neck. And flings her across the room. Poor girl flies allover the place,crashing against the window and tumbling to the ground,butt first. And as the commotion between her and Mama Brandon ensues,Baba Brandon,her sponsor,flees the room..But he’s half-dressed and his trousers are falling. He has left his belt behind. And his shirt. Fuck. His car keys too. His mind is racing. And there are like six hotel employees standing strategically along the path to the ground floor.Staring at him. And some silly dude is laughing. Laughing. Curse that bastard. And then he hears some loud scream…Like someone whose probably been killed or something. It’s a powerful,strange cry of a girl in distress. He is afraid the girl has been strangled. And killed. I mean,he knows his wife. And she can be lethal.

TO BE CONTINUED…..

“I Will Walk To Studio With Police And Have Bi. Msafwari, Maina & Kingangi Arrested” No Nonsense KFCB Boss Vows To Shut Wedding Show And Other Shows With Sexual Topics

Maina Kageni and Bi Msafwari risk being guests of the state as KFCB boss vows to personally walk into their studios with police and arrest them!

Kenya Film Classification Board (KFCB) CEO Ezekiel Mutua has had enough of sexual topics and scenes on TV and radio at a time when children are active on TV and radio.

Mr. Mutua is serious about having all shows with sexual content to strictly air during watershed period, from 11pm onwards.

The KFCB boss particularly warned Maina and Kingangi and Citizen TV’s Bi. Msafwari. He also included Wedding Show on the list of shows that ought to tone down or operate during watershed period.

“So Muhamnad Ali, Ezekiel Mutua and KFCB are trending on twitter. Reason? Wedding Show Programmes, Marriage Counsellors like Bi Msafari ( Citizen TV ) and those who host such programmes, Maina & Kingangi ( Classic 105 ) will be required to take their adult sexual topics out of the watershed period. Anyone thinking we are kidding will be in for a rude awakening. I will walk to the studio with police and have the said Bi. Msafari, Maina & Kingangi arrested if they defy these guidelines. We must ensure that content meant for adults is not aired during the watershed period. This is not negotiable.” Ezekiel Mutua warned.