21st February 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning

Ladies and gentlemen, today being a Thirsty Thursday i know i’ll find most of you at Changes tonight for another edition of Platinum Thursday seeing as Thursday is the new Friday. but enough of that, we still have about 12 hours till then. So here’s what you need to know this fine morning:

#1. TNA is giving you a chance to Dunda with Uhuru Kenyatta and we have details on how you can grab your chance!

#2. We have the downlow on why Uhuru Kenyatta won’t be participating in the next presidential debate. Find out what that was all about here.

#3. The president has finally come out to endorse Raila Odinga for the position of president. Watch that video here!

#4.Prezzo the lion of the Serengeti has decided to ignore the empty chest thumping of Goldie’s husband and has gone to console Goldie’s family. Read about that here.

#5Unlike Goldie’s husband who is happy to let the world know that he is in England stuffing his face with fish and chips, Prezzo is a real man. Find out why your dede Chim Tuna thinks so here.

#6. Baba Ghafla doesn’t seem to agree with your dede. He has compiled a list of what men should learn from the drawn out Goldie-Prezzo-Andrew saga.

#7. Information on Goldie’s autopsy has come to light and we have the details right here.

#8. Kone Sekou has compiled a list of some of the craziest text messages we have received from our readers. Trust me, they’re hilarious.

#9. Socialite come aspiring musician Pendo of the Willy Paul sex scandal got a brand new luxury car from her fiance. Find out which here.

#10. Martha Karua stormed out of the COTU presidential debate. Find out why here!