31st May 2013: Ten Things You Should Know This Morning
Top of the morning my good people! how was your night? Here’s to hoping it was a celebration like you know it was at Platinum Thursday with Kaytrixx at the decks spinning the hottest hits and I hope you celebrated everything beautiful in your life!
And with that said and done, if you went all out i’m sure you must be having a raging hangover like KingKong banging on his chest and it’s all in your head! But worry not golden people, I have the cure for your hangover… And the top 10 stories you need to know this morning.
And yeah, the cure is for you to take lots of water and fruits… H2O for the dehydration and fruits for the natural sucrose which boosts your energy levels as you detox. Thank me later nibling.
#1. Ayo Jeff Omondi, guess whop got the top story today lad, you guessed right yob! Uncle Chim Tuna! Marya Attacked With Such Savage Ferocity! the Insults Are So Venomous!
#2. Gasp! Huddah told us something we already knew: Huddah: I Want A Man With Money, Am A Gold Digger
#3. Bootylicious Video Vixen Maura Malanga Appears In The “F*ck Off” Video
#4. Photo of the Day: Top Q FM Presenters Pose Shirtless
#5. My good friend opened up about her rape ordeal. I was stunned. Read what she had to say here: KBC’s Winnie Speaks Out About Her Shocking Ordeal In The Hands of Rapists
#6. Gado Takes Shots At Kalonzo Musyoka! This Is Too Funny!
#7. University Student Launches A Campus Social Network. Is This Kenya’s Mark Zuckerberg?
#9. Big Brother Africa: You Ready For No Clothes Thursday?
#10. Developing Story: Robert Alai Arrested! AGAIN! Find Out Why Here!
