5 Things I Would Do If I Looked Like Huddah Monroe!
Often, men are preoccupied with what they would do if they could turn into hot lasses for a day. Most talk about feeling themselves up like Tweet, others talk about getting favours from lads. Me? i don’t want to be just any pretty face! If i could, i’d love to be Huddah Monroe for a few months.
I’d spend my first month running my hands all over my body -you know, for scientific purposes only! I’d be trying to familiarise myself with my anatomy. I’d spend everyday of that 1st month just… Then i’d move on.
Here is a list of the things i would attempt to do once i’ve moved on from staring at and playing with my derriere and guava:
#1. Become The Hostess At Nairobi’s Most Elite Night Clubs
Think of Paris Hilton. I’d give the lads a reason to turn up at Nairobi’s most elite nightspots such as Sankara’s Champagne Bar, Tribe and the rest. Afterall, she’s a socialite so with just a phone call she can get Kenya’s celebs and politicians running to the yard for my milkshake.
#2. Audition For BBA
I wouldn’t be selfish with my beauty. I’d let Africa gaze at it while i’m at the BBA house. But that would only be possible if i auditioned. Therefore, i’d audition for BBA 8. Hint hint Huddah, hint hint!
#3. I’d Host A TV Show
Read about her debut on Tv here.
Huddah is popular. She’s famous. Convincing some TV producer to give her a show shouldn’t be hard. I’d be looking to share my fitness secrets with the rest of the girls. Or i could just be selfish and keep them glued to the boob tube (pun intended) by doing a sexology show.
Picture that: in place of Gertrude Mungai, Huddah is gyrating and teaching people the “Mombasa Raha” positions…
Come on nephew, put down the Valon, i’m not yet done!
#4. Look For An Endorsement Deal
Huddah Is famous. And she’s fabulous *cough cough* no homo! *cough cough*! If i could be Huddah for a couple of months, i’d go fishing for endorsement deals. Think Kenyan face of Venus or douching products. Afterall, cleanliness is next to Godliness!
#5. Write A Tell All Book!
<Huddah Monroe with William Ruto>
Think of Super Head! She took this route and though she made alot of enemies, she also made millions. You can’t take your friends to the bank and bank them. But you can take Uhuru’s father to the bank and bank him!
Just think what Huddah has seen and can tell. Snitching is a crime aye? Who cares, those millions can by me asylum in the Caribbean! Or maybe the Ibo in me is taking over… Who cares?
