7th Of February 2013: Ten Things You Need To Know This Morning
Top of the morning my good people! Today being the morning after Nigeria Mali-ciously booked their ticket to the Afcon finals, Kenya Libya-rated themselves away from home in a three-ling manner and Bright Gameli’s Ghana bowed out of the AFCON cup Uncle Chim Tuna has ten things you need to know this morning:
#1. Robert Alai, the man everyone loves to hate -although i have no idea why- posted pictures on the damn internets alleging that they were of your Uncle Chim Tuna f*nger*ing a girl at B&W. See the photos here.
#2. Mutahi Ngunyi seems to be hellbent on fixing the hangman’s noose round his neck asthough it were a tie or so Jeff Omondi thinks. Find out what that was all about here!
#3. Disturbing images of a sickly Samuel Kivuitu surfaced on the internets after his recent interview with KTN and boy does he look horrible. Have a look for yourself here.
#4. Former TPF contestant has made his entry onto the musical world by singing an ode to his Mercedes Benz. Find out more about that here.
#5. Adam Wagwau got his mitts on the photos of the beautiful girls who’ll be participating in Kenya’s Miss University beauty pageant and my oh my! They are quite the lookers!
#6. Churchill compiled a list of rib-cracking tongue slips various ethnic communities in Kenya make and they are quite the hoot! Read them here.
#7. DJ Kalonje seems to have landed it in the big leagues after 1FM opened the doors for him. Read about his big break and more here.
#8. Safaricom has launched a new campained called “Naweza” and it has our Jeff Omondi drooling about it. Read about the campaign and their new anthem here.
#9. Watch Kenya’s finest athletes butcher English so mercilessly that it’s hilarious!
#10. Did Gloria Muliro swagger jack an international gospel artist? Her new song has many tongues wagging about her possible theft of this song and Mista Majani delves into that here.
