Apart From Stealing Bahati’s Songs,.. Here Are Five Other Things Willy Paul Should Steal Too

Last weekend, gospel singer Bahati accused his ‘rival’ Willy Paul of stealing his music. I wasn’t surprised. Even before the bold accusation was tabled, word around the grapevine was that ‘Tam Tam’ singer was a crook. He goes about his plagiarism business with the flawless execution of an El Paso bandits heist.

Yesterday, Willy Paul went on to release one of the songs he was accused of stealing. You can call that zero chills but I call it foolishness. Are these the gospel singers we need in our country? Anyway, since Willy Willy Willy is content with being a thief, here are five other things he should go ahead and steal as well.

Size 8’s red weave

Gorgeous singer and Kung Fu queen Size 8 has had the same hairstyle ever since Moses crossed the Red Sea with the Israelites. It’s good to have a trademark look but sometimes monotony creeps in and you just have to be willing to embrace change. Now that she has been unable to get rid of the weave herself, Willy Paul should help her out by stealing it and wearing it as well.

Redsan’s Durag

Redsan too has worn the same Durag ever since martin Luther King Jr. marched the black people to Selma in nineteen sixty something. If you have no idea what a Durag is, i asked Urban Dictionary and they broke it down for me thus; “A silk-like material worn around the head of men as a fashion statement. It wraps around the skull, with a small flap hanging down in the rear, over the neck.

Yes, that one. Redsan has worn it for song long you’d think he’s hiding a secret NSA dossier under it. Willy Paul should steal it; wrap it around his head to cover his ugly dyed hair then release a song titled “Huyo choir girl ameiva.”

Frasha’s sunglasses

P-Unit pointman Frasha is always wearing sunglasses. He kinda looks like the Kenyan Ray Charles. I am pretty sure Willy Paul would like to add Frasha’s eyewear to his theft collection. And I have no doubt that most of us are tired of seeing Frasha looking like a Cyborg all the time.

Octopizzo’s funny clothes

I know I have a penchant for delving into the psyches of Octopizzo but those multi-colored clothes though. I get it. It’s all about swag and stuff but you deserve better the clownish attire you wear Octopizzo. Just leave them on your hang line and go for a show. Willy Paul will come and steal them. He’s better suited for them.

Vera’s customers

There’s no denying that Vera Sidika is a bad role model to young girls. A public figure who openly sells her body for a few dollars isn’t worthy of our time and concentration. Willy Paul should steal all of Vera’s customers and turn them into his personal choir or something. Who wouldn’t love that?