Exclusive:You Remember The Alchemist? Dr. Prophet Kanyari? This Is Where He Attended School

I refuse to let the Kanyari story go, not after he made me laugh for days, the Ninja taught me a thing or two about chemistry, something that Miss Mwaura back in my Village  School failed to do, for a whole four years. This was taught to me in one sitting by the Alchemist extraordinaire, the magician himself, the undisputed king of cons, the connoisseur himself, “Bishop Kanyari” He who with the unrivaled dexterity of a master, showed us how easy it was to manufacture blood, with a little Potassium permanganate and a twist of water (sometimes with no expertise at all)

Well, the story that made him hide and go off air has since dissipated, so has his antics, but has he stopped preaching his “gospel?” Unconfirmed allegations point out that he is still carrying out his  trade. 

But have you ever thought of where he attended school as a kid? Where he got his penchant for con-artistry? Have you ever thought of Kanyari as a young boy of 8? running back and forth in a village school, oblivious of the man that he was to become years after?

This is where your Prophet attended school: